FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest/strangest thing said while orgasm

By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

While in a state of orgasm I came out with "oh oh snow white and the seven dwarfs, fuck fuck"

On another occasion, while in doggy postion, had one guy cumming, his was "oh my god here cums my trifle topping, oh sherry trifle, ugh ugh sherry trifle, sherrrry trifle grrrrrr"

Very original I thought to myself.

Let me know your funniest/strange orgasm phrases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be boring or lack imagination Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate you

Not me, she said it

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

@midlandsj One day something spontaneously will come out while cumming,you won't know why or where it came from, but the orgasm will take you into the deepest corners of your sub concious. Also your lady who you are pleasuring will trigger a wild orgasmic outburst.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"I hate you

Not me, she said it"

That is funny and a bit strange and slightly ironic I guess. Hopefully she gave you kiss when you departed.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Any funny/strange phrases while having an orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a story where a couple wanted to try some dirty talk.

The guy wasn't really sure what to say but the woman was really into it so he said he'd give it a go.

Next time they were getting down and dirty and she said "talk dirty to me" and he blurted out "I want to bite you on your big fat arse".

That story has stuck with me forever, it was a running joke with my ex for a while, we used to say it to each other when we were having fun.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"I once read a story where a couple wanted to try some dirty talk.

The guy wasn't really sure what to say but the woman was really into it so he said he'd give it a go.

Next time they were getting down and dirty and she said "talk dirty to me" and he blurted out "I want to bite you on your big fat arse".

That story has stuck with me forever, it was a running joke with my ex for a while, we used to say it to each other when we were having fun. "

Nice, arses are very yummy especially big fat ones, I might use it myseself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowabunga

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By *ams12345Man
over a year ago

london

One woman was humming like a bird at a swinger party i went to once lool

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Cowabunga"

Funny one,I like.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"One woman was humming like a bird at a swinger party i went to once lool"

Ooo animal noises, interesting, one to investigate. The "Grrrr" is common in clubs too I've noticed.

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By *rNaughtyMrsNaughtierCouple
over a year ago

NorthEast

The 1st time I told my hubby I loved him straight after a mega orgasm many years ago...

Now it’s are you ready to go again...

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"The 1st time I told my hubby I loved him straight after a mega orgasm many years ago...

Now it’s are you ready to go again...

Ooo ouch , hope he does the job for you again and again and again x

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