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"11) the fuck off you haven't read my profile profile" Good there ha also the “I’ve read the profile and proved so but still get deleted” profile also applies aha | |||
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"The misogynist profile who wonders why he never gets a meet. The profile who deletes and uploads the same photos every day. The profiles which are deleted and restarted every day. "I know what soap is" "(username), message me, you don't know what you're missing out on!" " I see a few profiles that get restarted under slightly different names aha | |||
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"The 'i don't want to fuck the whole site' profile that has hidden their verification summary. " That always makes me laugh when I see that | |||
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"The profiles that use FAB as a modelling page to get their pictures on the first page of Hot Photos..." Also the "fab me to page one and one lucky punter gets a meet" No ta love | |||
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"Been here before so know how this works. If you know me veri me please. " Yep | |||
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"The looking for a unicorn profiles" Looking for a girl to share, it's our greatest fantasy, an act of great love for each other (insert other language that makes me wonder what I'm getting out of it) | |||
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"Oh, the ones that put a status of "bored..." Great work. A world of best infinite wonder and you write "bored" No thanks" Near infinite wonder, how did autocarrot choose best? | |||
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"Seven day load. Drain mah balls. " Reminds me of christmas and all those 'who wants to empty my sack then' statuses. | |||
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"Seven day load. Drain mah balls. Reminds me of christmas and all those 'who wants to empty my sack then' statuses." It sounds like an unpleasant medical procedure to me. | |||
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"Seven day load. Drain mah balls. Reminds me of christmas and all those 'who wants to empty my sack then' statuses. It sounds like an unpleasant medical procedure to me. " Lol. I will enjoy these statuses now you've mentioned that. | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile" We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??" I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. " I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t " I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. | |||
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"The " you know who you are " profiles that go on about great meets and still have no veri " Yeah, if there's no green tick, I'm not buying it! | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. " But if the subject line was Abra ca dabra, would you have been more likely to read it ? | |||
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"Fill in later But the profile has been there over a year" Ha ha ... yeah | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. " Haha! That’s actually kind of funny!! | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. But if the subject line was Abra ca dabra, would you have been more likely to read it ? " The subject line makes almost no difference to me! | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. " Haha oh bless...that made me laugh x | |||
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"Fill in later But the profile has been there over a year" Definitely! Especially for profiles 6 months+ old. What the hell have they been up to!! | |||
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"Fill in later But the profile has been there over a year Definitely! Especially for profiles 6 months+ old. What the hell have they been up to!!" Wanking. | |||
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"19. Put *word* in your message so we know you read the profile" Came here to say this. The ‘dictates you’re not a ‘proper swinger’ as you don’t want to do what they do’ and has been on a week | |||
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"19. Put *word* in your message so we know you read the profile Came here to say this. The ‘dictates you’re not a ‘proper swinger’ as you don’t want to do what they do’ and has been on a week" You're a fake, time waster, and should be banned from Fab because you haven't come running immediately to the X he's put in your inbox. | |||
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"I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that " I've heard this, too. Although where I am, it's more like guys who may or may not be able to measure insisting that I need their giant cocks. I'm not a size queen! | |||
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"I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that I've heard this, too. Although where I am, it's more like guys who may or may not be able to measure insisting that I need their giant cocks. I'm not a size queen! " Lol yes I've also noticed some of the men think they're hung like donkeys. | |||
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"I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that I've heard this, too. Although where I am, it's more like guys who may or may not be able to measure insisting that I need their giant cocks. I'm not a size queen! Lol yes I've also noticed some of the men think they're hung like donkeys. " It's more people telling me what I want. How dare you turn me down, I'm hung like a horse! Good for you mate, I'm actually not bothered... | |||
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"I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that I've heard this, too. Although where I am, it's more like guys who may or may not be able to measure insisting that I need their giant cocks. I'm not a size queen! Lol yes I've also noticed some of the men think they're hung like donkeys. It's more people telling me what I want. How dare you turn me down, I'm hung like a horse! Good for you mate, I'm actually not bothered... " | |||
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"Raging hard on. What am I going to do about it? " Drop everything and immediately administer hand relief... Obviously... | |||
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"Raging hard on. What am I going to do about it? Drop everything and immediately administer hand relief... Obviously... " Sometimes it's "who's going to help me?" and I'm like, self help is available... | |||
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"Raging hard on. What am I going to do about it? Drop everything and immediately administer hand relief... Obviously... Sometimes it's "who's going to help me?" and I'm like, self help is available... " Break out the hedgehog position... | |||
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"How about people who say they are looking for others but block everyone who tries sending them a message... ??" Inbox management. Turning off messages from single guys is sometimes the only way to save your sanity around here! And they can look for you. | |||
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"How about people who say they are looking for others but block everyone who tries sending them a message... ??" Yes Boii! Losing count of number of times I been blocked off the ladys I reckon they all are men having a wank over my pics. Sorry guys but I strictly in it for the ladys The beef is for no man! | |||
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"How about people who say they are looking for others but block everyone who tries sending them a message... ?? Yes Boii! Losing count of number of times I been blocked off the ladys I reckon they all are men having a wank over my pics. Sorry guys but I strictly in it for the ladys The beef is for no man!" Respect brother | |||
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"Only wants people who are gym fit and look after themselves but message a fat chick" More the other way round that one lol | |||
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"Only wants people who are gym fit and look after themselves but message a fat chick More the other way round that one lol" I get plenty of "I normally only want chicks under a size 12 but I'll make an exception." no you won't, mate. | |||
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"Looking for FUN. FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN. Oh...fun? Ruddy hate fun. Fun's the worst." | |||
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"How many times can I put "genuine" in a sentence, because time wasters get zapped by the Internet gods for using the word, so genuine guys for genuine meets with genuine ladies who are genuine, horny, and genuine, can stand out by saying how genuinely genuine they are! " Is that a derivative of the “Fun people looking for fun people for fun” profile? | |||
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t " Exactly. Quoting a specific word doesn't prove you've read the profile. Just means you've looked at the end and found it. | |||
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"The 'i don't want to fuck the whole site' profile that has hidden their verification summary. " Or the opposite.. I saw a female profile who said she wants to have a few regulars on fab, is not on here to be another notch on bedpost, but had over 20 meet veris displayed in like 3 months.. Priceless | |||
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"How many times can I put "genuine" in a sentence, because time wasters get zapped by the Internet gods for using the word, so genuine guys for genuine meets with genuine ladies who are genuine, horny, and genuine, can stand out by saying how genuinely genuine they are! Is that a derivative of the “Fun people looking for fun people for fun” profile?" Yes! Fun guy looking for fun with fun ladies. | |||
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