FabSwingers.com forum: role reversal one for the ladies

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

If from today there were 200 girls to every one guy on fab, How would you make yourself stand out and get a meet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure I have a pulse

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Make sure I have a pulse

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that might not be needed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If from today there were 200 girls to every one guy on fab, How would you make yourself stand out and get a meet ?"

Oooh good question.

I probably wouldn't do much more than I do now. I've got a reasonably informative profile and a selection of pics. However I might moan a bit more on the forums.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"If from today there were 200 girls to every one guy on fab, How would you make yourself stand out and get a meet ?"

i rarely meet from here , so i would just continue going to clubs, walking up to a group of men and saying

"Its a bit quiet in here, who wants to fuck "

Reckon it would still work

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well i dont meet that many new guys from this site really, so i would carry on doing what i am doing now. If the guys made a mass evacuation of this site then there would probly be more on the other sites i meet from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think theres already more than 200 girls to one guy on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a flashing light on my head....

Cover my profile in pussy pics and put a remote by the side so you can see how SMALL (notice the small!) i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a flashing light on my head....

Cover my profile in pussy pics and put a remote by the side so you can see how SMALL (notice the small!) i am

This ^^^^^^^

Oh, and start a thread moaning I can't get a meet after the first 42 minutes

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Put a flashing light on my head....

Cover my profile in pussy pics and put a remote by the side so you can see how SMALL (notice the small!) i am

This ^^^^^^^

Oh, and start a thread moaning I can't get a meet after the first 42 minutes

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wow would you leave it that long ?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"think theres already more than 200 girls to one guy on here

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oops sorry i got it the wrong way around.....meant 1 girl for every 200 guys but think the posters knew which i meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

send out blanket cut and paste messages to all males even if i don't fit what they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you got that wrong, very wrong!!!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I think you got that wrong, very wrong!!!"
tut tut spank my bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"send out blanket cut and paste messages to all males even if i don't fit what they want"

I'd try that one and If they all got ignored/deleted I'd threaten to leave the site if I don't get a sympathy shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"send out blanket cut and paste messages to all males even if i don't fit what they want

I'd try that one and If they all got ignored/deleted I'd threaten to leave the site if I don't get a sympathy shag

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"think theres already more than 200 girls to one guy on here

oops sorry i got it the wrong way around.....meant 1 girl for every 200 guys but think the posters knew which i meant "

No, you were right the first time. More men than women at the mo, you want to know what we'd do if there were more women than me.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"send out blanket cut and paste messages to all males even if i don't fit what they want

I'd try that one and If they all got ignored/deleted I'd threaten to leave the site if I don't get a sympathy shag

Then i would start a forum thread accusing everyone who wouldnt meet me of agism, racism,sizism and being rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use male escorts instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"send out blanket cut and paste messages to all males even if i don't fit what they want

I'd try that one and If they all got ignored/deleted I'd threaten to leave the site if I don't get a sympathy shag

Then i would start a forum thread accusing everyone who wouldnt meet me of agism, racism,sizism and being rude

Also you could name and shame everyone for being timewasting fakes

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

..........or I would send the same cut and pasted message 3 or 4 times a day to the same person .... because that's surely going to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go and find the site that all the men had gone to and join there instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send 'lick my pussy' oneliners to everyone. That's the alternative to 'suck my cock' isn't it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be myself, write a decent profile, have some nice pics, frequent the forums, attend socials, in order to get myself known within the community etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If from today there were 200 girls to every one guy on fab, How would you make yourself stand out and get a meet ?"

Nice picture, good profile and live the right distance from them...

Then drop them an email, nice one liner will do, so they can look at your profile, it if doesn't work, then they are not for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If from today there were 200 girls to every one guy on fab, How would you make yourself stand out and get a meet ?"

in all honesy id just leave the site if the odds was that stacked against me i wouldnt even try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn`t, there would not be any point as only 1 in 5 guys actually turn up and then he only lasts 30 mins!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Send 'lick my pussy' oneliners to everyone. That's the alternative to 'suck my cock' isn't it?!"
its worked, youve pulled

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I wouldn`t, there would not be any point as only 1 in 5 guys actually turn up and then he only lasts 30 mins!"
lasts 30 minutes, blimey did he have a meal as well

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

just send pic of my boobs and make sure profile keeps mentioning how huge my breasts are .maybe afew pics of them compared to belgium buns may entice a good quality male response ...pmsl !!!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"just send pic of my boobs and make sure profile keeps mentioning how huge my breasts are .maybe afew pics of them compared to belgium buns may entice a good quality male response ...pmsl !!!

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its worked your on my shortlist

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"just send pic of my boobs and make sure profile keeps mentioning how huge my breasts are .maybe afew pics of them compared to belgium buns may entice a good quality male response ...pmsl !!!

its worked your on my shortlist

pmsl !! it was the cakes that swung it wasnt it !! pmsl !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just send pic of my boobs and make sure profile keeps mentioning how huge my breasts are .maybe afew pics of them compared to belgium buns may entice a good quality male response ...pmsl !!!

BRILLIANT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn`t, there would not be any point as only 1 in 5 guys actually turn up and then he only lasts 30 mins! lasts 30 minutes, blimey did he have a meal as well

we both had a meal, tried to extend it!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"just send pic of my boobs and make sure profile keeps mentioning how huge my breasts are .maybe afew pics of them compared to belgium buns may entice a good quality male response ...pmsl !!!

its worked your on my shortlist

pmsl !! it was the cakes that swung it wasnt it !! pmsl !!! "
your not wrong boobs or belgium buns its a no brainer the buns win every time..you want to see what i would do for a muffin

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I wouldn`t, there would not be any point as only 1 in 5 guys actually turn up and then he only lasts 30 mins! lasts 30 minutes, blimey did he have a meal as well

we both had a meal, tried to extend it!"
how many courses ? 3 5 ?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I wouldn`t, there would not be any point as only 1 in 5 guys actually turn up and then he only lasts 30 mins! lasts 30 minutes, blimey did he have a meal as well

we both had a meal, tried to extend it! how many courses ? 3 5 ?"

3 or 5 course..... i perfer the all you can eat buffet ...alil bit of everything i fancy hehe!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I wouldn`t, there would not be any point as only 1 in 5 guys actually turn up and then he only lasts 30 mins! lasts 30 minutes, blimey did he have a meal as well

we both had a meal, tried to extend it! how many courses ? 3 5 ?"

3 or 5 course..... i perfer the all you can eat buffet ...alil bit of everything i fancy hehe!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I wouldn`t, there would not be any point as only 1 in 5 guys actually turn up and then he only lasts 30 mins! lasts 30 minutes, blimey did he have a meal as well

we both had a meal, tried to extend it! how many courses ? 3 5 ?

3 or 5 course..... i perfer the all you can eat buffet ...alil bit of everything i fancy hehe!

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meat and 2 veg ?

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

I would make a perfect profile or should I say having spell checked lol (hubby does ours seams though I can't spell) I would try and get some decent pictures of my self covering all my fat bits lol. I would also try and lose weight if it was something of a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure I have a pulse

that might not be needed

in that case, maybe you need to be looking into what the local cemetery has to offer than a swinging site

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it is a very good question...

and it beggars belief what would happen.

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