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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have just finished a night shift and have been given permission to wake the little lady up in a naughty way. Suggestions anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull the duvet off her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pull the duvet off her "

She's more likely to punch me for that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw a jug of water over her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is how I love to wake my little people, first whisper "I love you sleepy bones" then start to tickle their cheeks, back, then as they start to stir a proper tickle. Even the most grumpy, sleepy child can't help but smile after trying to roll over & go back to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard that a lady would enjoy being woken up with a man giving her oral

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By *eteeMan
over a year ago

limerick tipp border

Slip up under the covers, kiss your way up her legs and feast on her pussy untill she wakes

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Strip naked climb in next to her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slip up under the covers, kiss your way up her legs and feast on her pussy untill she wakes"

She does enjoy a good bit of tounge action

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw a jug of water over her? "

Did say naughty not evil

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

If you were closer we would offer to slip under the covers for you and help you touch and tease Mrs till she opened her eyes to find you watching Op

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Gentle kisses all over the face is the best way to wake up to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you were closer we would offer to slip under the covers for you and help you touch and tease Mrs till she opened her eyes to find you watching Op "

Just a shame your 300 miles away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon her & kiss her neck & back until she wakes up. May not be naughty but it creates tingles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly work your way upto her soft warm lips with gentle kisses then tease her with your tongue. She will slowly wake up, thinking she is still dreaming her breath quickens and her hips start to thrust.

Your tongue now eagerly lapping up her sweat tasting juices.

By now, her hands should be holding your head in position whilst you bring her to orgasm she will fully awakes and wants to ride you until you cum!

Failing that just a cold glass of water over her face.

Do let us know what you decide.

We're Intrigued

Jo.Xx

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Poke her in the back with your boner?

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We’ve had a few mornings where I’ve been woken up and very shortly thereafter ended up with a nice little protein shot for breakfast

Much fun.

TB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinch her nipple

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By *istressdandsubtCouple
over a year ago

caterham

Get to end of bed , sneek under duvet and begin kissing her legs stroking her gently and work your way up and gently lick her arse fist if she lays on her front if on her back gently part her legs and gently begin licking she will soon wake up and love you for it . I often do it to wife before going to work and she loves it , she will pull quilt off and lay on her side whilst in the shower so i know mamma needs some loving before work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spooning and kissing the neck, slowly moving towards the cheeks and then the lips .

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blindfold her and get 5 or 6 lads from fab round that will wake her up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blindfold her and get 5 or 6 lads from fab round that will wake her up lol "

Couldn't be further away from what she wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spooning and kissing the neck, slowly moving towards the cheeks and then the lips .

Works for me "

Sounds like a good plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spooning and kissing the neck, slowly moving towards the cheeks and then the lips .

Works for me

Sounds like a good plan"

You want to make love and not sex

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Dutch oven her that'll work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blindfold her and get 5 or 6 lads from fab round that will wake her up lol

Couldn't be further away from what she wants"

Give the girl her dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss her toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiss her toes"

She does like that your heading in the right direction

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Make her a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experiance they say that and then make your life a living hell when you do wake them up.

The best thing to do is put a cup of tea by the bed, retreat a safe distance (usually another room) and wait. Keep waiting until they wake up naturally ... it is the safest way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m curious what did you do to wake her then? Personally I love it wen mr m wakes me up by playing with my clit, best wake up ever

Mrscxxx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"In my experiance they say that and then make your life a living hell when you do wake them up.

The best thing to do is put a cup of tea by the bed, retreat a safe distance (usually another room) and wait. Keep waiting until they wake up naturally ... it is the safest way. "

Have we met lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m curious what did you do to wake her then? Personally I love it wen mr m wakes me up by playing with my clit, best wake up ever

Mrscxxx "

Well in all honesty it couldn't have gone worse. My dog was attacked on Monday so the Mrs brought her up to the bedroom. So I got in and made her a coffee as a piece offering just in case she was tired. I got into the room the dogs woke up and rushed over to see me scratching the hell out of the other half legs in the process she squeeled as it was a rather painfully way to wake up. Not the best way to start sexy time really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my experiance they say that and then make your life a living hell when you do wake them up.

The best thing to do is put a cup of tea by the bed, retreat a safe distance (usually another room) and wait. Keep waiting until they wake up naturally ... it is the safest way.

Have we met lol "

Not yet - but rest assured I am aware of wake up etiquette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two metal dustbin lids clanging together shouting "Fire Fire"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m curious what did you do to wake her then? Personally I love it wen mr m wakes me up by playing with my clit, best wake up ever

Mrscxxx

Well in all honesty it couldn't have gone worse. My dog was attacked on Monday so the Mrs brought her up to the bedroom. So I got in and made her a coffee as a piece offering just in case she was tired. I got into the room the dogs woke up and rushed over to see me scratching the hell out of the other half legs in the process she squeeled as it was a rather painfully way to wake up. Not the best way to start sexy time really"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spooning and kissing the neck, slowly moving towards the cheeks and then the lips .

Works for me

Sounds like a good plan

You want to make love and not sex "

That is her fav to be fair and does get it that one rather often usually with a nice fresh coffee on the bed side table next to her

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By *inxy300Woman
over a year ago

nottinghamshire


"In my experiance they say that and then make your life a living hell when you do wake them up.

The best thing to do is put a cup of tea by the bed, retreat a safe distance (usually another room) and wait. Keep waiting until they wake up naturally ... it is the safest way. "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A nice cuppa on the side. The feel of your partners warm body next to you. Little kisses and the warmth of their breath on your skin....nice.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Ignore all above ,, rip the duvet off and get her tea bagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m curious what did you do to wake her then? Personally I love it wen mr m wakes me up by playing with my clit, best wake up ever

Mrscxxx

Well in all honesty it couldn't have gone worse. My dog was attacked on Monday so the Mrs brought her up to the bedroom. So I got in and made her a coffee as a piece offering just in case she was tired. I got into the room the dogs woke up and rushed over to see me scratching the hell out of the other half legs in the process she squeeled as it was a rather painfully way to wake up. Not the best way to start sexy time really"

No not good hope your dogs ok tho I’m sorry it got atacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have just finished a night shift and have been given permission to wake the little lady up in a naughty way. Suggestions anyone?"

Dont do it... it's a trap!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m curious what did you do to wake her then? Personally I love it wen mr m wakes me up by playing with my clit, best wake up ever

Mrscxxx

Well in all honesty it couldn't have gone worse. My dog was attacked on Monday so the Mrs brought her up to the bedroom. So I got in and made her a coffee as a piece offering just in case she was tired. I got into the room the dogs woke up and rushed over to see me scratching the hell out of the other half legs in the process she squeeled as it was a rather painfully way to wake up. Not the best way to start sexy time really

No not good hope your dogs ok tho I’m sorry it got atacked "

Ty she mostly ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally a cup of yorkshire tea and a cream egg works

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Personally a cup of yorkshire tea and a cream egg works "

Definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally a cup of yorkshire tea and a cream egg works "

Tea just because you are a good human, but the cream egg I will leave to your imagination

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Scream FIRE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scream FIRE "

Set the firealarm off

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Scream FIRE

Set the firealarm off "

Both...and film reaction for you tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scream FIRE

Set the firealarm off

Both...and film reaction for you tube "

You are truly evil

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Scream FIRE

Set the firealarm off

Both...and film reaction for you tube

You are truly evil "

Little ole me? I is a saint I truly is

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Shit in her knicker drawer that'll wake her up for deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just normally wank over her and cum all in her face and see if she wakes or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

set firecrackers off

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