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What did she mean ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was at a club last night and met up with a woman and we had a good night. However at one stage she said I has a "pencil dick".

I have never heard this before so do not know either

a) what she meant

b) whether it was a compliment or an insult

Can anyone enlighten me

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

emmm i would take it as an insult sorry .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not entirely sure but think its an insult, insinuating you have a small thin cock, maybe i'm wrong though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am guessing she means it's very skinny/slim, up to you how you take that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was at a club last night and met up with a woman and we had a good night. However at one stage she said I has a "pencil dick".

I have never heard this before so do not know either

a) what she meant

b) whether it was a compliment or an insult

Can anyone enlighten me

Thanks"

thin??

meet her again, and ask if she meant you have a small organ, if she says yes, then you say ... well its never played in a cathedral before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive always thought it ment you have a small cock

not a expression i use but i have heard it before and thats what i believe it means

she does not sound a very nice person to say something like that to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought it meant a longish thin one... like a pencil...

but some people might use really small pencils... or perhaps she meant it was really sharp and full of lead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless, of course, she meant a retractable pencil, in which case you are a very clever Pencil Dick and I would take it as a compliment.

She would not want it as a wart on her nose I am sure!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

sorry its a pretty bad insult meaning you have a thin small dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have meant you had plenty of lead in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks all for replies.

I always thought I had a "normal" cock being just under 7" long and just under 5" girth.

Maybe I was wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was because you had a rubber on the end

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Thanks all for replies.

I always thought I had a "normal" cock being just under 7" long and just under 5" girth.

Maybe I was wrong"

sounds perfectly normal to me, dont take the word of someone rude enough to make comments like that...most likely she just wanted to have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks all for replies.

I always thought I had a "normal" cock being just under 7" long and just under 5" girth.

Maybe I was wrong"

maybe she just had a bucket fanny

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

She was trying to insult you...

Up to you if she did or not..

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"

maybe she just had a bucket fanny

"

Or just a big pencil case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say she was trying to insult you and it doesn't sound very nice.

Unless she meant those big novelty oversized pencils you can get in Blackpool gift shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shove it up her arse and ask her if it feels small then? lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Did she play with you again after saying it or did she walk off and leave you alone?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Did she play with you again after saying it or did she walk off and leave you alone?"

And was she laughing as she walked off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She meant long but thin - like a pencil.

However she is totally wrong. I have looked at your profile and she was just being nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shove it up her arse and ask her if it feels small then? lol"

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

jane

She went off to another room and I did not see her again.

I guess from this and the explanations in the post I have a small thin one

Oh well such is life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long and thin cock, some like it, some don't.

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

As Larry David said, women like her have been getting away with that to compensate for the 'Huge Vagina' thing for years!

If you haven't seen that episode, then you really need to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ace ..love it when people stick up for people..loved the bucket fanny and big pencil case comments..llf llf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you I'd of poked her straight in the eye with it, cheeky biatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she say anything about your ring catching her, when you were fingering her, when really it was your watch...

Anyway, who cares what one person thinks, especially since there is not a lot you can do about it.

If someone mentions you have a small cock, say 'my organ has never played in a Cathedral before' (Thanks to an earlier poster)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAHAHAHA ffs! this made me laugh.

good to see you took it well tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an insult and she sounds rude to say something like that. Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id say its an insult

not nice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Pencil dick is an insult.

It means 'thin' and unsatisfying.

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By *illycarrolCouple
over a year ago

n/cle on tyne

were you writing your name in cum on her when she said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very rude of her, she sounds like a bit of a cow!

She might have just meant it was long and really straight, not necessarily thin.

Looks good in your pics anyway x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... could have been worse ...... if she called you needle dick.

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