FabSwingers.com forum: Weird messages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the strangest message you guys have had.

Ive been offered alot of money for foot worshiping and someone wanted to get me pregnant lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a couple wanted me to get the wife pregnant lol. Very weird

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

For us the winner is "u fuk now".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For us the winner is "u fuk now"."

Lol, i love when they just send a dick pic and expect me to go round and fuck them from that x

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By *hrisUB3Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

From a 'lady', "Will you shit on my face"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you breastfeed me dressed in nappies

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By *ulletMan
over a year ago

oldham

So many weird people here

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Put it away little cock, then sent us a friends request the next day lol

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

I dont even want to say. Lets just say there are some very very sick individuals on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a guy tell me to ring his wife and tell her he's on here cheating on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to to block you because you have too many verifications"

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Getting paid, and being flown to South Aftica lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know you and I want to keep it that way ????....

Then the block of course

The joys of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a guy tell me to ring his wife and tell her he's on here cheating on her "

I wonder who you would have got through to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proberly him

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"For us the winner is "u fuk now"."

Nope my "fuk" message trumps that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'phone wank now, mate?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" My wife doesn't fancy you but I am more than happy to fuck your wife with my big cock and long stamina "

That's weird for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a 'lady', "Will you shit on my face""

"Shit on my face and tell me that you love me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a couple wanted me to get the wife pregnant lol. Very weird"

I got 2 of these in a week!! Can i get you pregnant...im serious

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I was "not meeting due to injury" and I was told that his magical penis would cure me. Not in so many words, although I remember them verbatim.

Along with the strange ones a lot of women get. Pregnancy, offers to be a toilet, humiliation, threats, marriage proposals, offers of money, and much much more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Fuck me wiv ur strapon”

Such a polite young man

Not even a “hi”, I declined, haha

Viv xx

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By *aithpipperWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

dick pics i find odd .... just a hi and a dick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dick pics i find odd .... just a hi and a dick lol "

You could send a pic of scissors and say hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the pregnancy proposition, adult babies etc

Most disturbing was recently contacted by a guy with a couples profile, his partner was his dog! I declined, reported and blocked.

One can only hope that it was a wind up profile.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"dick pics i find odd .... just a hi and a dick lol

You could send a pic of scissors and say hello "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had close seconds, over the years but nothing has ever beat the dizzing lows of...

Can I tongue punch your fartbox?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I've had the pregnancy proposition, adult babies etc

Most disturbing was recently contacted by a guy with a couples profile, his partner was his dog! I declined, reported and blocked.

One can only hope that it was a wind up profile.

It wasnt i dont think had a similar message which i also reported and blocked lol

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

We had an unverified couple message us, engage us in conversation, then announce that our verifications put them off and they blocked us.

We have 3 verifications, 2 from socials and one soft swap which gave no details. Surely they’d have seen this before even messaging us.

Weird!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We had an unverified couple message us, engage us in conversation, then announce that our verifications put them off and they blocked us.

We have 3 verifications, 2 from socials and one soft swap which gave no details. Surely they’d have seen this before even messaging us.

Weird! "

Ooh, I've been asked to cut ties with someone who's verified me, by someone I hadn't met (and didn't meet, weirdly enough). Err. No?

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By *udistcpl1Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh ours are boring in comparison - just offers of money for used knickers, money for clean knickers and a job offer to work as a secretary but obviously with a company uniform of pencil skirt, stockings and stilettos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some old couple messaged me that the wife needed a good shagging.

Only condition was to not use a condom on her due to latex etc.

I said you don’t want her pregnant at this age and they was like slim chance and clean.

Kept messaging me.

I was like erm no - good bye and blocked.

Maybe near age 70 - weird

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By *otlipsandSirCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

weird one today asking if we were at a gig in January ? described where we were stood etc !

felt very creepy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"weird one today asking if we were at a gig in January ? described where we were stood etc !

felt very creepy !!"

I had that, a guy told me where I was that day, what time and what I was wearing. Even asked if I wanted a lift home. Blocked! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I(mrs) got asked if I could pop balloons with my feet

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By *oftSwingCpl1980Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"For us the winner is "u fuk now"."

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By *otlipsandSirCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"weird one today asking if we were at a gig in January ? described where we were stood etc !

felt very creepy !!

I had that, a guy told me where I was that day, what time and what I was wearing. Even asked if I wanted a lift home. Blocked! xx"

Just shows such a lack of boundaries to us !

Blocked all men now as they are the main culprits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasnt i dont think had a similar message which i also reported and blocked lol

Oh god, really are some deviants about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"weird one today asking if we were at a gig in January ? described where we were stood etc !

felt very creepy !!

I had that, a guy told me where I was that day, what time and what I was wearing. Even asked if I wanted a lift home. Blocked! xx

Just shows such a lack of boundaries to us !

Blocked all men now as they are the main culprits "

He’s local to me apparently, and I haven’t got a clue what he looks like as no face pics on his profile. It’s creepy, but as you say, I guess some people don’t respect boundaries xx

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By *otlipsandSirCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"weird one today asking if we were at a gig in January ? described where we were stood etc !

felt very creepy !!

I had that, a guy told me where I was that day, what time and what I was wearing. Even asked if I wanted a lift home. Blocked! xx

Just shows such a lack of boundaries to us !

Blocked all men now as they are the main culprits

He’s local to me apparently, and I haven’t got a clue what he looks like as no face pics on his profile. It’s creepy, but as you say, I guess some people don’t respect boundaries xx"

God ! that sounds pretty stalkerish to us ,thankfully this guy doesn't live near which made it even more pointless him messaging us ?

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"weird one today asking if we were at a gig in January ? described where we were stood etc !

felt very creepy !!"

Did you have “see who’s nearby” turned on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"suk me now. U accom"

I wasn't tempted.

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By *otlipsandSirCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"weird one today asking if we were at a gig in January ? described where we were stood etc !

felt very creepy !!

Did you have “see who’s nearby” turned on?"

probably yes

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Human toilet ones still amuse me

Wanting me to pee and poop on them

Can’t get my head around it !!

Offerings of money and gifts are a daily occurance so seem the norm now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the strangest message you guys have had.

Ive been offered alot of money for foot worshiping and someone wanted to get me pregnant lol x"

I'm sorry Amy I was having a bad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'phone wank now, mate?'"

yes get lots of those messages too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" My wife doesn't fancy you but I am more than happy to fuck your wife with my big cock and long stamina "

That's weird for us "

Was that from Mr and Mrs

"Could you take one for the team please" yeah

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I have one guy who wants to be my toilet but that’s about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one we had was just two words, all he said was '' you down''

Whats that all about??

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Then after spending the day sending all the messages mentioned above, they finish off by putting a post up asking for advice as they can’t get any meets.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Then after spending the day sending all the messages mentioned above, they finish off by putting a post up asking for advice as they can’t get any meets. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Then after spending the day sending all the messages mentioned above, they finish off by putting a post up asking for advice as they can’t get any meets. "

No one meets on this site, you're all fakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The continuous and now not so funny messages from guys offering to give me the best blowjob of my life

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if women become aroused when bulls message regarding getting them pregnant or not? Curious, would love to know.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wonder if women become aroused when bulls message regarding getting them pregnant or not? Curious, would love to know."

Some might. I find it revolting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You down'....oh such beautiful eloquence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strange,,lol most of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strange,,lol most of them

yours are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strange,,lol most of them

yours are

mine are helpful,,caring,and I bring light into the darkness,,plus im humble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strange,,lol most of them

yours are

mine are helpful,,caring,and I bring light into the darkness,,plus im humble

reheheheeeeaaallyy? Yeah.. not far off I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve started getting messages just saying ‘interested’

In what exactly, no pics and crap profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve started getting messages just saying ‘interested’

In what exactly, no pics and crap profile"

There probaly typing one handed babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone ask if they could lick my armpits as we met.......... I don’t think that sex was going to be involved!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I had someone ask if they could lick my armpits as we met.......... I don’t think that sex was going to be involved!

I told you not to tell anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had someone ask if they could lick my armpits as we met.......... I don’t think that sex was going to be involved!

I told you not to tell anyone!

For you- anytime xxxxxx

For them- ummmmmmmm naw!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I had someone ask if they could lick my armpits as we met.......... I don’t think that sex was going to be involved!

I told you not to tell anyone!

For you- anytime xxxxxx

For them- ummmmmmmm naw! "

It was the taste of your man-sweat, combined with the Lynx Africa..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had someone ask if they could lick my armpits as we met.......... I don’t think that sex was going to be involved!

I told you not to tell anyone!

For you- anytime xxxxxx

For them- ummmmmmmm naw!

It was the taste of your man-sweat, combined with the Lynx Africa..

Lynx Africa - adolescence in aerosol form

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I had someone ask if they could lick my armpits as we met.......... I don’t think that sex was going to be involved!

I told you not to tell anyone!

For you- anytime xxxxxx

For them- ummmmmmmm naw!

It was the taste of your man-sweat, combined with the Lynx Africa..

Lynx Africa - adolescence in aerosol form

Shower in a can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a classy girl like you doing on here...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What's a classy girl like you doing on here...

Yeah, I've been told I could have anyone I wanted so I shouldn't resort to this

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I've been asked to dress a guy's son before, and also to have sex on a horse. Actually ON a frickin horse! Then blow it afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked to dress a guy's son before, and also to have sex on a horse. Actually ON a frickin horse! Then blow it afterwards

Actually wtf that's some strange shite right there

Did you turn it down cause your not a jockey ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had close seconds, over the years but nothing has ever beat the dizzing lows of...

Can I tongue punch your fartbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many.

Can I come over and fuck you til your pregnant.

Your very near to me. Wanna meet.

I have an apartment in Beeston open now. Come in and I'll fuck you.

They're probably the worst

Then there's shall I come over and lick your Pussy til you cum and fuck you til you scream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got invited to a hotel to wrestle some guy covered in oil, came with an attractive payment but kindly declined

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I got asked whether I pooed with my trousers at half mast, round my shins, or round my ankles...as an opening message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many "quick meet, suck you dry, nothing else" from local straight men.

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By *inkyjxxWoman
over a year ago

Waterford

My strangest was, I don't know you and nor do I want to know you, but wud you wear a thong for a week and post it to me if I send you my address. Blocked instantly. There are some strange people out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked someone what something meant in her profile and she said she can't answer my question, because she's not attracted to me.

Another time I was asked if it was okay with me, if her dog watched us having sex lol.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"dick pics i find odd .... just a hi and a dick lol

You could send a pic of scissors and say hello "

Omfg genius!

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

This thread has been an entertaining read with my morning coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from the fuck now ones those that insist they've read the profile and obviously haven't...because ask to meet now when not in the UK..

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

"Another time I was asked if it was okay with me, if her dog watched us having sex lol. "

Perhaps that was a euphemism?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Was asked if I was an animal lover, replied yes, then suggested I blow his dog. Reported, blocked. Also had a similar horse one.

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By *LawMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I just get guys messaging wanting to give me a quick blowie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using someone as a human toilet is always a joy to read....

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By *im L FuckitMan
over a year ago

Dumfriesshire

Handy when camping though!

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