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By *eddonistik OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Is it true that bananas help you produce more cum, if so I am going to eat lots before and through April?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broccoli is the cum maker

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I eat about 10 bananas a day. I get drenched each time i have a wank. But i love bananas so I'm never gonna stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And 2 tablespoons of honey to make it taste sweet .

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By *eddonistik OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Broccoli is the cum maker "

Hate brocoli so I guess I'll have to stick to bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas help produce healthy sperm and productivity and so do peanuts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples improve the taste I’m told

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Dried bat and ground tiger penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple suppose to make a woman taste sweeter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat about 10 bananas a day. I get drenched each time i have a wank. But i love bananas so I'm never gonna stop. "

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dried bat and ground tiger penis. "

ooooh keep goin,,speak filth to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good few days of abstinence should see you cum pretty heavily

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"A good few days of abstinence should see you cum pretty heavily "
This is true. I went a week without any playing. I had a wank and it all flew over the top of my laptop screen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good few days of abstinence should see you cum pretty heavily This is true. I went a week without any playing. I had a wank and it all flew over the top of my laptop screen! "

I did something similar and nearly lost an eye!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"A good few days of abstinence should see you cum pretty heavily This is true. I went a week without any playing. I had a wank and it all flew over the top of my laptop screen!

I did something similar and nearly lost an eye!"
you shouldn't be aiming your cock at other people. Not unless they wear protective goggles.

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

Brazil nuts you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good few days of abstinence should see you cum pretty heavily This is true. I went a week without any playing. I had a wank and it all flew over the top of my laptop screen!

I did something similar and nearly lost an eye!you shouldn't be aiming your cock at other people. Not unless they wear protective goggles. "

I also did that once. Fucked a girl from work at my place on a lunch break and accidentally came in her eye! It was red raw all afternoon when we went back to work!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I normally aim for her knees but usually manage to hit the ankles. You are a powerful jizzer. OP, whatever you eat your spunk will take on that type of flavour. Curry and beer are meant to be the least desired tastes. You need to prep your junk a day or two in advance to allow it to pass through to make a difference. Are you planning to use it as an ingredient for cooking or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally aim for her knees but usually manage to hit the ankles. You are a powerful jizzer. OP, whatever you eat your spunk will take on that type of flavour. Curry and beer are meant to be the least desired tastes. You need to prep your junk a day or two in advance to allow it to pass through to make a difference. Are you planning to use it as an ingredient for cooking or something? "

Probably spotted dick

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"I normally aim for her knees but usually manage to hit the ankles. You are a powerful jizzer. OP, whatever you eat your spunk will take on that type of flavour. Curry and beer are meant to be the least desired tastes. You need to prep your junk a day or two in advance to allow it to pass through to make a difference. Are you planning to use it as an ingredient for cooking or something?

Probably spotted dick "
or some organic protein shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally aim for her knees but usually manage to hit the ankles. You are a powerful jizzer. OP, whatever you eat your spunk will take on that type of flavour. Curry and beer are meant to be the least desired tastes. You need to prep your junk a day or two in advance to allow it to pass through to make a difference. Are you planning to use it as an ingredient for cooking or something?

Probably spotted dick or some organic protein shake"

Why organic?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"I normally aim for her knees but usually manage to hit the ankles. You are a powerful jizzer. OP, whatever you eat your spunk will take on that type of flavour. Curry and beer are meant to be the least desired tastes. You need to prep your junk a day or two in advance to allow it to pass through to make a difference. Are you planning to use it as an ingredient for cooking or something?

Probably spotted dick or some organic protein shake

Why organic?"
im not into the organic thing but if it was a shake made of spunk it'd have no additives so would be all natural ingredients. Am i really having an online chat about organic spunk shakes? God i need to sleep i think!

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By *eddonistik OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I get the impression that bananas, pineapple and pea nuts, (maybe Brazil nuts too). It looks like I'm getting towards managin my 5 fruit and veg a day. End of April i want lots of cum readily available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally aim for her knees but usually manage to hit the ankles. You are a powerful jizzer. OP, whatever you eat your spunk will take on that type of flavour. Curry and beer are meant to be the least desired tastes. You need to prep your junk a day or two in advance to allow it to pass through to make a difference. Are you planning to use it as an ingredient for cooking or something?

Probably spotted dick or some organic protein shake

Why organic? im not into the organic thing but if it was a shake made of spunk it'd have no additives so would be all natural ingredients. Am i really having an online chat about organic spunk shakes? God i need to sleep i think! "

You need help too lol

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"I normally aim for her knees but usually manage to hit the ankles. You are a powerful jizzer. OP, whatever you eat your spunk will take on that type of flavour. Curry and beer are meant to be the least desired tastes. You need to prep your junk a day or two in advance to allow it to pass through to make a difference. Are you planning to use it as an ingredient for cooking or something?

Probably spotted dick or some organic protein shake

Why organic? im not into the organic thing but if it was a shake made of spunk it'd have no additives so would be all natural ingredients. Am i really having an online chat about organic spunk shakes? God i need to sleep i think!

You need help too lol"
sleep is more realistic i feel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I normally aim for her knees but usually manage to hit the ankles. You are a powerful jizzer. OP, whatever you eat your spunk will take on that type of flavour. Curry and beer are meant to be the least desired tastes. You need to prep your junk a day or two in advance to allow it to pass through to make a difference. Are you planning to use it as an ingredient for cooking or something?

Probably spotted dick or some organic protein shake

Why organic? im not into the organic thing but if it was a shake made of spunk it'd have no additives so would be all natural ingredients. Am i really having an online chat about organic spunk shakes? God i need to sleep i think!

You need help too lolsleep is more realistic i feel! "

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

Thinking it's a conspiracy to go organic as Brexit is upon us lol with all this healthy options lol

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Crafty... Planting suggestive forum threads to try and manipulate us. I refuse to be forced to drink spunky banana flavoured protein shakes. I have rights!

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By *eddonistik OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Crafty... Planting suggestive forum threads to try and manipulate us. I refuse to be forced to drink spunky banana flavoured protein shakes. I have rights!"

Hmmmm, spunky flavoured.

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over a year ago

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

Shakes .....the buZZ

More American shite.

Next the new African concoption!

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Eat sweets. It makes it taste sweeter.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Is it true that bananas help you produce more cum, if so I am going to eat lots before and through April?"

The big question is what is happening at the end of April?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Yes, do tell whats happening end of April?

I never knew tbat about broccoli or that pineapple worked on women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party? Did someone mention a party in April?

With enough warning we could do a proper scientific taste test. I could write a dissertation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that bananas help you produce more cum, if so I am going to eat lots before and through April?"

It does. Had one shoved up my arse and I spunked bucket's.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Party? Did someone mention a party in April?

With enough warning we could do a proper scientific taste test. I could write a dissertation!"

Ooòoo party...I do like a good party

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Is it true that bananas help you produce more cum, if so I am going to eat lots before and through April?

It does. Had one shoved up my arse and I spunked bucket's."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that bananas help you produce more cum, if so I am going to eat lots before and through April?

It does. Had one shoved up my arse and I spunked bucket's.

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Plus you get a tasty snack afterwards

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By *lim Jim 69Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

luv a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find that its the consistency women hate not just the taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the impression that bananas, pineapple and pea nuts, (maybe Brazil nuts too). It looks like I'm getting towards managin my 5 fruit and veg a day. End of April i want lots of cum readily available."

April (cum) showers

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Lots of guys have eaten me, but none ever said they produced more cum

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i eat about two bananas a day..cant say my cum has increased..i have noticed i do have a tendency to swing from the lampshade now and again thou..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that bananas help you produce more cum, if so I am going to eat lots before and through April?"

Helps you sleep too, it’s potassium in them.

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By *n_thy_kneesMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Abstinence, lots of water and edging. Heard celery is the go-to food but i'm not convinced.

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

There's no quick fix

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Still no clue why though op

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

You are what you eat and drink lol

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By *eddonistik OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is it true that bananas help you produce more cum, if so I am going to eat lots before and through April?

The big question is what is happening at the end of April?"

A few of us, (all us experienced swingers), are going away to Spain at the end of April and are staying at the same hotel. There is at least one lady coming along and she has said she does want lots of fucking and to give lots of blow jobs. I would really like to provide lots of cum as she does like it.

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

Must be a secret potent?

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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago

Lancs Mancs

Must be a secret potent?

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

I heard if you dip your balls in marmite for a couple of hours a day it helps produce bucket loads

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