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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is your dad a baker? Because you got a nice set of buns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or shall I walk past again?

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi girl, giz a go of ya!!

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy going halfs on a bastard?

i actually had a guy say that to me once

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your dad must be a mechanic, because your ass makes my nuts tighten!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

if snowflakes where kisses id send you a blizzard,said to me once,cringe

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

actual line sent to me in here " your legs are gorgeous, can I fuck you???"

gross,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

roses are red, violets are blue, your sexy as fuck, and i wanna bang you.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

wanna play train? I sit on ur face and u can chew chew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actual line sent to me in here " your legs are gorgeous, can I fuck you???"

gross,

I suppose that's a step up from flat out asking for a bang isn't it, at least you were complimented first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grab my coat youve pulled a chavanist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your teeth are like the stars.

they come out at night

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

"grab my coat youve pulled a chavanist"
I like that - that's my new chat up line for here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or are you blind as well as completely useless?

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

"actual line sent to me in here " your legs are gorgeous, can I fuck you???"

gross,

I suppose that's a step up from flat out asking for a bang isn't it, at least you were complimented first!"

So I should be thankful for small mercies??? hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it hot in here or does your make-up always look that trashy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actual line sent to me in here " your legs are gorgeous, can I fuck you???"

gross,

I suppose that's a step up from flat out asking for a bang isn't it, at least you were complimented first!

So I should be thankful for small mercies??? hahaha

Thankful that the person involved so readily singled themselves out as needing to be avoided hehe

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"your teeth are like the stars.

they come out at night

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Does this hankie smell of chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancy going halfs on a bastard?

i actually had a guy say that to me once

I hope it wasn't my dad as this was apparantly one of his chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this hankie smell of chloroform?

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Unfertilized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reportedly, when Hugh Hefner was asked for his best chat up line, he said it was "Hello, I'm Hugh Hefner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was in a club in cambridge years ago ... d*unk as could be whilst still staying on my feet , seen a girl walked up looked at her from head to toe never said anything for about a minute , she was obviously thinking i was some kind of weirdo then said nice shoes fancy a fuck ? thing is it worked !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you swim?? Fancy a length?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you like to dance? well fuck off so i can chat up your mate....

you fancy coming out for a drink? c'mon, lower your standards. i have.

just 2 i have tried, and failed dismally with lol

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

How 'bout these:

'Tired babe? y' should be, you've been runnin' round my head all day.'

'Nice legs.. What time do they open?'

My face is leaving in 2 minutes and I want you on it!'

Or the famous Kevin Bloody Wilson lyrics:

Do you F**K on first date?

Does yer dad own a brewery?

Can I play wi' yer tits.

Or will ya at least show em to me.

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By *urfdudeMan
over a year ago

WEXFORD

Sit on my face and I will guess your weight !

Sid the sexist from Viz - Hey up pet, lets talk about the weather ? weather ? Whether you are coming back to my place !

Are you into jewellery ? yes - well suck my cock its a real gem

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By *taryscorpCouple
over a year ago

boston

Do you F**K on first date?

said it twice and it work twice

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By *udiguyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

"your gettin a shag off me later "

"oh yea "?

"yea cos im bigger than you and ive got a van"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive lost my phone number can i borrow yours

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Unfertilized"

lol

thats what i heard the girl say to a m8 of mine when he used the line

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By *ever been kissedMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Me: Did u know that you have 206 bones in your entire body?

Her: Yeah. durhhhh.

Me: oh good. so u don't fancy 1 more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose are red my knickers are lace,

I'll take em off if i can sit on ya face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i name one one of your legs Christmas and the other one Easter can i cum between the holidays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favorites with friends (I wouldnt say it ta someone i didnt know lol)

Remember while I have a face you will always have somewhere to sit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you half egyptian as you have a fair o pair

and worked

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By *ambsmale200Man
over a year ago

peterborough

[Removed by poster at 27/01/12 20:59:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to buy you a drink, or even talk to you, but I will fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of you will believe the following but I don't need to worry about that.

I invented this over Xmas, the following has worked twice, both times I used it.

After a bit of general chat...

"Are you like me do you find it hard to meet people you like?"

"yes a bit,"

"well if were to go home together tonight, which girl in here would you bring back with us...."

one of the girls, had just picked up a guy, ditched him, and we chatted the girl up she picked...

I'm telling you single bi girls are everywhere, just get out into your local town...

My swinging partner on here and I do it all the time, get out into the town and chose who you want.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

roses are red violets are blue now get in the back of the fucking van i want to have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be the worst one ever and was all the funnier because I was trying to escape the conversation when she blurted out: "I would f**k you but I'm pissed!"

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By *icarswife45Woman
over a year ago

wiltshire town near Bath

I was a teenager travelling home on the bus,with a big bag of museli when a guy sat beside me and said can i come home and help you feed your rabbits!!!

even cornier...do you like chicken?,suck my cock its foul...i did laugh at that one and declined the offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Jack, and I'm going to lift your mini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has to be the worst one ever and was all the funnier because I was trying to escape the conversation when she blurted out: "I would f**k you but I'm pissed!"

there is only one reply

I would fuck you, but I'm sober !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you drive?

Fancy reversing onto this (show your willy).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dress would look better on my bedroom floor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your hair, could you put it on my pillows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I surprised no one has yet said the all time winner..

If you said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey Baby, My Ears Are Cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

hows your belly for a lodger

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

hows your belly for a lodger

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By *he gangbang girlCouple
over a year ago

bridgend

Hey chick...would you like to smell my burp?

Hey chick...would you like to scrape my corns?

A guaranteed winner every time

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By * shrewsburyMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

I may not be fred flintstone but i'll sure make your bedrock

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Said to me...

Do you have any Irish in you?... Would you like some?

Said by me...

Would you like to feel my tits? (It's worked every time)

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

I know a bloke who believes that:

" OY OY Savaloy!"

is an appropriate conversation opener

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