FabSwingers.com forum: single, orange persons of restricted growth

By *lam rocker OP Man
over a year ago

Easter Ross

Why is it that us single, four feet midgets can't get meets. What's wrong with me, Everyone here is heightist and orange-ist!

You never read my profile, you never write back to me. I hate you all. It's not my fault. I'm perfectly formed, lovely and round, small enough to play with in the park.

I'm going to bounce off back home and never come back. Don't talk me out of it.

I'm not like the others, I'm a lovely person under the readybrek glow but no one takes the time to find out.

Just leave me alone and let me have a sulk in private.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

there is someone for everyone on here....

that's my standard answer.

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try lying about your height, then by a pair of stilts. Oh wait, you're already doing that I see LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You can't get meets because you're too busy at the Chocolate factory

Ive heard Willy Wonka is a hard task master

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By *lam rocker OP Man
over a year ago

Easter Ross

"You can't get meets because you're too busy at the Chocolate factory

Ive heard Willy Wonka is a hard task master

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I do have a great chocolate sauce river though!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"You can't get meets because you're too busy at the Chocolate factory

Ive heard Willy Wonka is a hard task master

but he does amazing things with cream and whips

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"You can't get meets because you're too busy at the Chocolate factory

Ive heard Willy Wonka is a hard task master

I do have a great chocolate sauce river though!"

Try Immodium it works quickly

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

could you not double up for a dildo...

ps.. no offence, just banter

to cover myself

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By *lam rocker OP Man
over a year ago

Easter Ross

"You can't get meets because you're too busy at the Chocolate factory

Ive heard Willy Wonka is a hard task master

I do have a great chocolate sauce river though!

Try Immodium it works quickly

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pmsl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Have you not met Soapy then??

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By *lam rocker OP Man
over a year ago

Easter Ross

"Have you not met Soapy then??

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soapy? I don't wash and work in a sewer! I have no need for soap!

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