FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Swingers Chat

You know you've watched too much porn when...

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Normal everyday signs and language starts to read something different. For example, I followed a van the other day offering airtight services... Or BBC... Anyone else found this?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normal everyday signs and language starts to read something different. For example, I followed a van the other day offering airtight services... Or BBC... Anyone else found this?"

I don't know about porn. But every time I hear someone say "Fab" I have my instant suspicions

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,,

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,, "
iam a plumber i always turn up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ATM On cash machines make me laugh and women going for a facial!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston


"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,, "

Haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area


"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,, iam a plumber i always turn up"

ohhh come sort my radiator out for me then ,,,

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston


"ATM On cash machines make me laugh and women going for a facial!"

When I type bbc into my browser and i am disappointed to get the news.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,, iam a plumber i always turn up

ohhh come sort my radiator out for me then ,,, "
on my way lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

-When you start having blisters on your hand and cock.

-When rubbish music makes you hard.

-When you expect your neighbour to strip naked while you're fixing her sink.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *W_RedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

When you have a wank and nothing but a little flag with the word 'BANG' on it comes out!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon


"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,, iam a plumber i always turn up

ohhh come sort my radiator out for me then ,,, "

Have you just tried bleeding the air out of it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aughty_PompeyMan
over a year ago

Cosham

I saw a van for the company 'DP Blinds'

I'm not whether that was a criticism or a ringing endorsement!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brilliant... DP blinds! That's exactly what I mean

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normal everyday signs and language starts to read something different. For example, I followed a van the other day offering airtight services... Or BBC... Anyone else found this?

I don't know about porn. But every time I hear someone say "Fab" I have my instant suspicions "

Agreed!

S

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There used to be a scaffolding company near Stockport who offered errection services.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you're watching to much porn when...you watch to much porn!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

When your network provider tells you your 40GB data allowance has been used and it was only refreshed 2 days ago.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee

You know when your watching to much porn ....

when O2 put a parental control block on your phone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you smile in a lift as it says "going down".

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area


"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,, iam a plumber i always turn up

ohhh come sort my radiator out for me then ,,,

Have you just tried bleeding the air out of it?"

That's not the problem..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

You misread Double Pepperoni for double penetration...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normal everyday signs and language starts to read something different. For example, I followed a van the other day offering airtight services... Or BBC... Anyone else found this?

I don't know about porn. But every time I hear someone say "Fab" I have my instant suspicions "

This

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top