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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Why do you care?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says the person with 128...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you care?"

Thinking the said ponces will be more concerned with there next photo shoot than actually meeting u k and f ing you till the cows come home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you care?

Thinking the said ponces will be more concerned with there next photo shoot than actually meeting u k and f ing you till the cows come home "

But what does it matter?

I haven’t met in ages. I also haven’t taken any new photos in ages. Does it really bother you that much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says the person with 128... "

Selfies s

*no David Bailey in this one's bathroom

** no mum too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's one way of looking at things..

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

So....

People with decent photos are somehow not interested in sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So....

People with decent photos are somehow not interested in sex? "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So....

People with decent photos are somehow not interested in sex?

Exactly"

best hide my good pics and spam fab with my cock then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So....

People with decent photos are somehow not interested in sex? "

Obvs they are pal but are they more interested in posing for vogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the person with 128...

Selfies s

*no David Bailey in this one's bathroom

** no mum too

"

If you want tips just ask.. you can easily take pics without needing your mum to help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So....

People with decent photos are somehow not interested in sex?

Obvs they are pal but are they more interested in posing for vogue "

It takes about two minutes to take a good photo

What’s the harm in wanting to take nice photos? Doesn’t mean they’re more interested in taking photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is I'm not getting out of bed for less than £10k

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"So....

People with decent photos are somehow not interested in sex?

Obvs they are pal but are they more interested in posing for vogue "

Given the a profile is your "shop window", had it occurred to you that decent photos help a person get more meets/appeal to people they want to meet?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Taking a few photos does not take that long and can also be a real turn on.

Don't see how somebody taking photos means they are not interested in fucking. It actually makes us more interested in sex when we take them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's fun, even if I feel a bit awkward posing. I like crying and playing with images of all types. Not heavily, just to give a photo a bit of.. emotion I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo "

That's suffering for your art..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art.. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So....

People with decent photos are somehow not interested in sex?

Obvs they are pal but are they more interested in posing for vogue

Given the a profile is your "shop window", had it occurred to you that decent photos help a person get more meets/appeal to people they want to meet?"

Don't you think some are a bit ott pal ?

There mums must have had some exp in the game prob

More than likely cleaner for vogue hq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love guys who know how to present themselves. If one wants to jump in the shower to get a hot wet t-shirt/shirt pic then that’s awesome! And guys- keep the teasing jeans/boxers pulled slightly open/down going.

Boring non stop cock pics (some are lush though, don’t delete them, just not a full profile of cock pics) terrible grooming and no idea that women love visual stimulation as much as men don’t do anything for me personally- don’t just stand/lie there naked, your pride and joy either to fill attention or flopped against you, and make no effort, kind of implies that you may not make effort on a meet either.

Keep the hot selfies and pics coming. I may not meet single guys, but just like Mr, I do love a peek at gorgeous people so thank you!!

Don’t listen to the op, you’re not “ponces” you’re babes! You get my attention anyway!

Viv xx

Ladies- also be your gorgeous selves and keep those attractive pics coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the op’s Mum refused to take some pics for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people here, are so caught up in what others do. Why is that? I find it really odd behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you’re aware that pretty much all phones have a self timer option on the camera and therefore nobody’s ‘mum’ needs to take photos for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people here, are so caught up in what others do. Why is that? I find it really odd behaviour."

Not getting the response they want so they have to resort to trolling, insults and childish behaviour? Any attention better than none?

Some seem genuinely perplexed, this thread doesn’t- more the former xx

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

There is a timer on your phone so you can easily take pics that aren’t at arms length.

Not difficult at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I:m intrigued. And I;ll know I'll regreta asking this. But how on earth does taking some decent pictures make a man a "ponce"?

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

Not even sure what all this means!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

Not even sure what all this means!!!"

He’s trying to say guys with gorgeous pics live with their mum and she takes their pics. Apparently men can’t be hot, aware of how to present themselves, live alone AND want sex. They’re just wannabe models...erm, perhaps he’s feeling a bit insecure that he can’t take the pics they do? Hides it behind school yard humour? Who knows xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum tak8ng my pics would be my worst nightmare Probably hers as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mum tak8ng my pics would be my worst nightmare Probably hers as well "

She's quite arty and creative though

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Do I sense a little green eyed monster?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you think people being creative is a bad thing then just focus on the blurry mobile photos and ignore everything else.

Fuck it.

I'm going to try and dig out that one of be in the bath......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to ditch all of my photo's as I thought I was being slightly creative, a little bit artistic and hopefully enticing.

Clearly I'm poncy.

I will wrap a towel around my waist and take at least 16 pictures at virtually the same angle, just with different towels so people know I'm clean and change them regularly.

anyone got any other tips for non-poncy pics?

Toilet / Lynx Africa / Sky Remote combo perhaps?

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

I love looking at well presented photos of men and women. For me it shows they are MORE interested in making an effort instead of whacking up some cock pics and having one line on their profile and expecting women to come crawling to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to ditch all of my photo's as I thought I was being slightly creative, a little bit artistic and hopefully enticing.

Clearly I'm poncy.

I will wrap a towel around my waist and take at least 16 pictures at virtually the same angle, just with different towels so people know I'm clean and change them regularly.

anyone got any other tips for non-poncy pics?

Toilet / Lynx Africa / Sky Remote combo perhaps?"

Irn bru can pls

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

This just comes across as all sorts of bitter and offensive.

Personally I think I'd be more likely to go with the creative person who has variety, more than the person who has loads of duplicate body shots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had you talk at me and friends at a club I think you have bigger things to worry about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must only meet guys with shit pics

Yeah. I'll remember that.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I read a guys profile first then look at his photos as I want to see what they look like - if they make an effort to take a decent picture it's a good sign

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By *aturewomanloverMan
over a year ago

staffs/cheshire

Women are worst. On here for the attention, no intention of ever meeting

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Women are worst. On here for the attention, no intention of ever meeting"

Everyone is on here for attention.

Maybe they're just not interested in meeting you?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are worst. On here for the attention, no intention of ever meeting"

Of course we are sweetie, now be a love and fab my pics on the way out....

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are worst. On here for the attention, no intention of ever meeting"

Fucking teasing bitches, the lot of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to work out what difference it makes to you...I mean obviously, not trying hard, but it makes me wonder...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Women are worst. On here for the attention, no intention of ever meeting

Of course we are sweetie, now be a love and fab my pics on the way out...."

I will fab them only coz there worth fabing though

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

Sorry to burst your bubble but mine are all taken on my phone by me and never had a shirt on in the shower but if the ladys would like a pic of that then happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sorry to burst your bubble but mine are all taken on my phone by me and never had a shirt on in the shower but if the ladys would like a pic of that then happy to oblige "

Yes please lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are worst. On here for the attention, no intention of ever meeting"

Your veris were fake then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sorry to burst your bubble but mine are all taken on my phone by me and never had a shirt on in the shower but if the ladys would like a pic of that then happy to oblige

Yes please lol x"

Yep, with you on that one- yes please! Tease us with your magazine worthy images xx

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Having had you talk at me and friends at a club I think you have bigger things to worry about..."

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

So funny this ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are selfies and holiday snaps but people seem to like them.

Weirdly i think thwyre all either me/time or actusly people i know from fab who've taken them.

I wonder if i can get a ponce to add to my "pretty boy" from another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

Can you clarify please- are you saying the guys are effeminate, or that they’re pimps, when you call them ponces.

Have you ever thought that maybe they don’t have to worry about washing themselves, as there’s a babe waiting to strip that shirt from them, after they’ve taken the image

Actually, that’s given me a thought...back soon, going to encourage Mr to take a shower!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having had you talk at me and friends at a club I think you have bigger things to worry about..."

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By *anther and gothic angelCouple
over a year ago

fairy land

Wow there's some really artistic photos on some of the profiles messaging on this thread.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art.. "

I always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do "

And you get such great results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it when men have nice creative pics rather than boring old cocks!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

All wet look pictures you know shorts, suits, whites in my box please. That will be all. Thanks OP for a great thread

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I like it when men have nice creative pics rather than boring old cocks!"
how about a young cock

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results "

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when men have nice creative pics rather than boring old cocks! how about a young cock "

Not too young though. But I don’t like seeing random cocks unless I want to see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though "

Course not.. and you're clearly the epitomy of effeminate...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

Course not.. and you're clearly the epitomy of effeminate... "

I'll bet the word ponce came to mind I do have a reasonable grasp of grammar and punctuation though, that must count for something, surely?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"I like it when men have nice creative pics rather than boring old cocks! how about a young cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

Course not.. and you're clearly the epitomy of effeminate...

I'll bet the word ponce came to mind I do have a reasonable grasp of grammar and punctuation though, that must count for something, surely? "

First thing I thought of when I saw that ripped, wet t shirt.. you can't possibly be eloquent!! Your photos don't allow that!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

Course not.. and you're clearly the epitomy of effeminate...

I'll bet the word ponce came to mind I do have a reasonable grasp of grammar and punctuation though, that must count for something, surely? "

Ponce ...wasn't my first thought

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

No, because a lot of women wouldn't make the cut as models.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo "

I respect your sensitivity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, because a lot of women wouldn't make the cut as models."

Ooooh Kitty Kat sharpening his claws...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"No, because a lot of women wouldn't make the cut as models.

Ooooh Kitty Kat sharpening his claws..."
I wouldn't either. More ruggedly handsome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, because a lot of women wouldn't make the cut as models.

Ooooh Kitty Kat sharpening his claws... I wouldn't either. More ruggedly handsome."

Maybe us birds are happy being ruggedly attractive..

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though "

Are you the actual Mr ripped wet shirt? I'm confused if so because it's a selfie...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

We just like taking them is all... *shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to ditch all of my photo's as I thought I was being slightly creative, a little bit artistic and hopefully enticing.

Clearly I'm poncy.

I will wrap a towel around my waist and take at least 16 pictures at virtually the same angle, just with different towels so people know I'm clean and change them regularly.

anyone got any other tips for non-poncy pics?

Toilet / Lynx Africa / Sky Remote combo perhaps?

Irn bru can pls"

Do they do mixer size small cans? Obviously asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

Wow amazing pics. 128 not many is there. Maybe you should take a leaf out of their books and get yourself an update. Because to be honest you need a photoshoot. Nothing wrong in wanting to look nice. This is a fantasy world we all want to be models. Well most of us. Id concentrate on your own profile if i was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

I respect your sensitivity..."

I can't help it Its just who I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush."

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"No, because a lot of women wouldn't make the cut as models.

Ooooh Kitty Kat sharpening his claws..."

Someone pass him a saucer of milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

Wow amazing pics. 128 not many is there. Maybe you should take a leaf out of their books and get yourself an update. Because to be honest you need a photoshoot. Nothing wrong in wanting to look nice. This is a fantasy world we all want to be models. Well most of us. Id concentrate on your own profile if i was you"

I thought I got lost in the matrix as I think there were 6 or 8 pics but each one repeated several times. I thought I was stuck in a perpetual loop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results "

Awwwwwww *crying* As do you beautiful x

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush."
Gay dave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the Op is saying is......

Real men have cocks pics on their profiles....

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

Course not.. and you're clearly the epitomy of effeminate...

I'll bet the word ponce came to mind I do have a reasonable grasp of grammar and punctuation though, that must count for something, surely?

First thing I thought of when I saw that ripped, wet t shirt.. you can't possibly be eloquent!! Your photos don't allow that!! "

Eloquence often escapes me, so your initial thought could very well be accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Awwwwwww *crying* As do you beautiful x"

Just re-read that - irmtvwasnt for me *crying again*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

Course not.. and you're clearly the epitomy of effeminate...

I'll bet the word ponce came to mind I do have a reasonable grasp of grammar and punctuation though, that must count for something, surely?

First thing I thought of when I saw that ripped, wet t shirt.. you can't possibly be eloquent!! Your photos don't allow that!!

Eloquence often escapes me, so your initial thought could very well be accurate "

Ha ha behave! You're a gent.

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan
over a year ago

Salisbury


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

Dude! The clique is gonna hate you for this!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"What the Op is saying is......

Real men have cocks pics on their profiles...."
Yours are balls deep though, nearly.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

Are you the actual Mr ripped wet shirt? I'm confused if so because it's a selfie..."

I don't think so, but I do like to delude myself into thinking I helped start the whole poncy 'Shower in your shirt' trend

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"There is a timer on your phone so you can easily take pics that aren’t at arms length.

Not difficult at all"

That’s how I take my pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush. Gay dave? "

Oh you know him ?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

Course not.. and you're clearly the epitomy of effeminate...

I'll bet the word ponce came to mind I do have a reasonable grasp of grammar and punctuation though, that must count for something, surely?

Ponce ...wasn't my first thought "

Glad to hear it, Ms S

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A lot of men realise that they are in a tough environment in fab, so make great effort to let others get a clear insight into how they look. Younger men are often very focused on looking good and getting their body in great shape. Op, using the p word against them just highlights how they are different. We all look for different things in others and using clear photos is a great way to give viewers a realistic grasp of what someone will be like when you meet.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush. Gay dave?

Oh you know him ?"
Used to take piss out of a guy, it just has a ring to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

A lot of mine are professional taken as its part of my work I do ,some are selfies ,but ive seen some real good photoes on here and selfies and some beautiful women and tv .

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off "

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos.

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though

Are you the actual Mr ripped wet shirt? I'm confused if so because it's a selfie...

I don't think so, but I do like to delude myself into thinking I helped start the whole poncy 'Shower in your shirt' trend "

Haha.. Well I read that one all wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos."

Okies miss ll

Should I take them do you think?

Gonna have to buy another diary if I do

* just called Beverly good way out of retirement

** jumping in the shower now with every item of clothing I have

Will take one of at a time till nude as an egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush."

1st prize goes to this humorous guy with the strange name

Wit at its best pal

Tell us do you store it all in your overly large phallus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos.

Okies miss ll

Should I take them do you think?

Gonna have to buy another diary if I do

* just called Beverly good way out of retirement

** jumping in the shower now with every item of clothing I have

Will take one of at a time till nude as an egg

"

Please don’t. You haven’t been asked to, so what’s the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you care?"

This.

We can all do what we want here

Treat it like a market. Not all stalls have things you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush.

1st prize goes to this humorous guy with the strange name

Wit at its best pal

Tell us do you store it all in your overly large phallus "

Thank you OP! Had to check out his profile, and wow! Thank you to Dave too! He’s an amazing photographer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush."

Thank Dave! That’s some portfolio...I mean, profile you have xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*crying!? wtf.. what an odd typo

That's suffering for your art..

I always do

And you get such great results

Thank you. I can't take any credit for my Mum's work though "

I suspect your mum told you off about that t-shirt! There’s no way she could repair that! Naughty! On a photo day as well!! Haha xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos.

Okies miss ll

Should I take them do you think?

Gonna have to buy another diary if I do

* just called Beverly good way out of retirement

** jumping in the shower now with every item of clothing I have

Will take one of at a time till nude as an egg

"

I still don't understand what you think it has to do with you, it's their profile, they can add what pictures they like.

I'd concentrate on yourself and your own profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos.

Okies miss ll

Should I take them do you think?

Gonna have to buy another diary if I do

* just called Beverly good way out of retirement

** jumping in the shower now with every item of clothing I have

Will take one of at a time till nude as an egg

I still don't understand what you think it has to do with you, it's their profile, they can add what pictures they like.

I'd concentrate on yourself and your own profile."

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos.

Okies miss ll

Should I take them do you think?

Gonna have to buy another diary if I do

* just called Beverly good way out of retirement

** jumping in the shower now with every item of clothing I have

Will take one of at a time till nude as an egg

I still don't understand what you think it has to do with you, it's their profile, they can add what pictures they like.

I'd concentrate on yourself and your own profile."

I do more than ok thanxs k

And not one wet shirt in sight

Also no jeans without boxers like the masses

This one isn't a professional fabster I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos.

Okies miss ll

Should I take them do you think?

Gonna have to buy another diary if I do

* just called Beverly good way out of retirement

** jumping in the shower now with every item of clothing I have

Will take one of at a time till nude as an egg

Please don’t. You haven’t been asked to, so what’s the point? "

Rather have a wank with a stinging nettle wrapped round it than conform w cple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

Taking a good pic takes 30secs tops and a timer on phone so no need for mummies to get involved... Why so negative about it tho? Your energy would be better spent trying to talk to women rather than focusing on something that isn't your business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

Taking a good pic takes 30secs tops and a timer on phone so no need for mummies to get involved... Why so negative about it tho? Your energy would be better spent trying to talk to women rather than focusing on something that isn't your business "

Couldnt of said it any better! Maybe he should take some tips from some of the good pictures on here and apply them to his own

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

you don’t know what you are missing having a shower with someone with your clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos.

Okies miss ll

Should I take them do you think?

Gonna have to buy another diary if I do

* just called Beverly good way out of retirement

** jumping in the shower now with every item of clothing I have

Will take one of at a time till nude as an egg

Please don’t. You haven’t been asked to, so what’s the point?

Rather have a wank with a stinging nettle wrapped round it than conform w cple "

Huh? Lol, this couple would never ask you to do anything...that’s a guarantee! Well, except don’t do the shower thing. You can put your nettles away, lol, but now I’m confused, because I said don’t, and you said you won’t conform, does that mean you will now do a shower pic?

You’re obviously bored, your sense of humour isn’t translating well on this thread (bandying about insults never helps) and you seem bitter. Maybe focus on you, the people you are trying to piss off aren’t actually interested in you anyway. Just a suggestion, but I guess asking you to focus on what actually matters is asking you to conform, so you may need those nettles after all, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So....

People with decent photos are somehow not interested in sex?

Obvs they are pal but are they more interested in posing for vogue

Given the a profile is your "shop window", had it occurred to you that decent photos help a person get more meets/appeal to people they want to meet?

Don't you think some are a bit ott pal ?

There mums must have had some exp in the game prob

More than likely cleaner for vogue hq"

But they are so much better than someone taking a blurred selfie, with the washing up in the background.Or even worse in a toilet and 20 pics of an unappealing cock...

People like having decent pics of themselves which they hope to attract others, not ones which will just be passed by because they are boring....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am going to ditch all of my photo's as I thought I was being slightly creative, a little bit artistic and hopefully enticing.

Clearly I'm poncy.

I will wrap a towel around my waist and take at least 16 pictures at virtually the same angle, just with different towels so people know I'm clean and change them regularly.

anyone got any other tips for non-poncy pics?

Toilet / Lynx Africa / Sky Remote combo perhaps?"

"Toilet, Lynx Africa, sky remote" hahaha you hit the nail on the head. So true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush.

Thank Dave! That’s some portfolio...I mean, profile you have xx"

Dave sends his regards. I do a good job watering his tomato’s, so he puts in extra effort with my portfolio, he’s very proud of his art. Anyway I must get back to trimming June’s bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave next door comes round and takes mine, in return I water his tomato’s and trim his wife’s bush.

1st prize goes to this humorous guy with the strange name

Wit at its best pal

Tell us do you store it all in your overly large phallus "

I store everything in my overly large phallus, I also use it as a hose to water Dave’s tomato’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Twas over half a decade ago when logic left me and I lay clad in my white boxers in a half-full bath with my BlackBerry held in my Mitt, questioning whether I was truly going insane or whether my actions were to herald the dawn of a new age....

The results were basic, yet raw and groundbreaking, and as the end of the day came and I checked my profile before turning in I noticed with incredulity that over the course of the day my image had accumulated not one but TWO fabs... A single guys profile image receiving more than a single fab in a day...Surely the world was not ready for this trend?

Yet so it came to pass and now as I gaze at the plethora of wet clothed blokes imagery, taken with far superior technology and ever new twists of angles and lighting used being harnessed in the race to visual idealism I oft cast my mind back to how innocent we were in those bygone days, how unaware of all the possibilities in the field of washing with garments on that lay just around the corner...tantalisingly in reach...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last photo has 9 fabs, all from women, I would say this is very rare. So I think the results speak for themselves, it keeps the men away and for that I’m grateful to Dave and his tireless work to improve my portfolio.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

We are all grateful to Dave and his tireless work for the benefit of womankind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are all grateful to Dave and his tireless work for the benefit of womankind. "

I’ll let Dave know

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think this thread is a cry for help!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them. "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never taken a selfie in my life, much less for my profile

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"My last photo has 9 fabs, all from women, I would say this is very rare. So I think the results speak for themselves, it keeps the men away and for that I’m grateful to Dave and his tireless work to improve my portfolio. "

11 now, including one from me

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them. "

Ah, now I see his plan!

Cunning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

Ah, now I see his plan!

Cunning..."

I need site supporter so I can upload the same picture 12 times....

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

So judgemental, your way or the highway is it OP?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

You get a shower and the laundry done at the same time, think of all the time your saving

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Personally I don’t see the point of having about 50 shots wrapped in a towel - or what seems to be the same half dozen or so pics on a permanent loop - but it’s not my place to tell others how to work their profile!

If a guy puts effort/variety into his profile - I dare to think that he might put some effort/variety into our meet - and damn I like variety in a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My last photo has 9 fabs, all from women, I would say this is very rare. So I think the results speak for themselves, it keeps the men away and for that I’m grateful to Dave and his tireless work to improve my portfolio.

11 now, including one from me "

I should have kept my mouth shut, 5 blokes have just Fabbed it this morning!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"My last photo has 9 fabs, all from women, I would say this is very rare. So I think the results speak for themselves, it keeps the men away and for that I’m grateful to Dave and his tireless work to improve my portfolio.

11 now, including one from me

I should have kept my mouth shut, 5 blokes have just Fabbed it this morning! "

Just fabbed a couple more to make you feel better lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My last photo has 9 fabs, all from women, I would say this is very rare. So I think the results speak for themselves, it keeps the men away and for that I’m grateful to Dave and his tireless work to improve my portfolio.

11 now, including one from me

I should have kept my mouth shut, 5 blokes have just Fabbed it this morning!

Just fabbed a couple more to make you feel better lovely! "

Thank you, I’m now on page 3244 of the hot pics!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them. "

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

Ah, now I see his plan!

Cunning...

I need site supporter so I can upload the same picture 12 times.... "

Best do it from your secret bank acc then

Wouldn't want wifey finding out would we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have the days gone of taking some selfies for your profile

Guys not being funny but I'd rather have a shower naked without a shirt on tbh PMSL. Surely it's hard to wash all over?

What next jeans shoes full 3 piece suit

The word ponce cums to mind if you want me to be honest

And think of your water bill

Who takes these pics your mum or a professional photographer

Prob demand from some of the fab ladies prompts you to jump in fully clothed don't know

Ladies the same I suppose but haven't you always wanted to look glamorous for the camera

* guys if it was your mum hope you've gave her some extra board

"

I look better with clothes on in the shower.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word "

You still haven't answered what other people's pictures have got to do with you.

Plus, you're being very confrontational and rude to people. Why?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Just woke up after a nice snooze

How's the thread going fabsters

Daren't scroll back might have pissed some of you posers off

Oh you really should. Some people have even given you some top tips re your own photos.

Okies miss ll

Should I take them do you think?

Gonna have to buy another diary if I do

* just called Beverly good way out of retirement

** jumping in the shower now with every item of clothing I have

Will take one of at a time till nude as an egg

"

You don't really want to know what I think

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Mum tak8ng my pics would be my worst nightmare Probably hers as well "

FFS my mum (now age 92) always chopped me head of when she took a pic of me!!!!!! so nooooo way would i ask her to take me pics i prob end up with less boob than i got (and thats not a lot!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word

You still haven't answered what other people's pictures have got to do with you.

Plus, you're being very confrontational and rude to people. Why? "

Could you calm down a little k ?

Think your getting a little over excited over a forum thread on a swingers site tbh

Take a deep breath....And relax

I am simply stating that fab seems to be full of posers n ponces who are that far up there own arses with there visions of grandeur that it's simply laughable

Mods could we close this thread please cause Keeley is going to spontaneously combust any sec

F the clique off down the pub to talk to some normal people who don't think there absolutely amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word

You still haven't answered what other people's pictures have got to do with you.

Plus, you're being very confrontational and rude to people. Why?

Could you calm down a little k ?

Think your getting a little over excited over a forum thread on a swingers site tbh

Take a deep breath....And relax

I am simply stating that fab seems to be full of posers n ponces who are that far up there own arses with there visions of grandeur that it's simply laughable

Mods could we close this thread please cause Keeley is going to spontaneously combust any sec

F the clique off down the pub to talk to some normal people who don't think there absolutely amazing

"

I asked this earlier, why does someone taking decent pictures make them a ponce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep all we ever do is take pics and never meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I can't meet you.. your photos are too nice!'

Said no one ever..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'I can't meet you.. your photos are too nice!'

Said no one ever.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word "

Why am I foreign, cause I live in Devon ?

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

What a strange post from the OP. I find people (women, men and couples) with a decent set of carefully taken photographs much more erotic and sensual than those with out of focus selfies taken in the toilet or scruffy bedroom, partly because it gives me the impression that are taking Fab and swinging seriously. Give me better photos every time.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"What a strange post from the OP. I find people (women, men and couples) with a decent set of carefully taken photographs much more erotic and sensual than those with out of focus selfies taken in the toilet or scruffy bedroom, partly because it gives me the impression that are taking Fab and swinging seriously. Give me better photos every time."

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word

You still haven't answered what other people's pictures have got to do with you.

Plus, you're being very confrontational and rude to people. Why?

Could you calm down a little k ?

Think your getting a little over excited over a forum thread on a swingers site tbh

Take a deep breath....And relax

I am simply stating that fab seems to be full of posers n ponces who are that far up there own arses with there visions of grandeur that it's simply laughable

Mods could we close this thread please cause Keeley is going to spontaneously combust any sec

F the clique off down the pub to talk to some normal people who don't think there absolutely amazing

"

You're really not a very nice person are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word

You still haven't answered what other people's pictures have got to do with you.

Plus, you're being very confrontational and rude to people. Why?

Could you calm down a little k ?

Think your getting a little over excited over a forum thread on a swingers site tbh

Take a deep breath....And relax

I am simply stating that fab seems to be full of posers n ponces who are that far up there own arses with there visions of grandeur that it's simply laughable

Mods could we close this thread please cause Keeley is going to spontaneously combust any sec

F the clique off down the pub to talk to some normal people who don't think there absolutely amazing

"

I don't think, I know

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I haven't read the whole thread.

All bar three of my pictures, I took myself (my FWB took the other two public one friends, taking probably a grand total of fifteen minutes). Arm's length, point and click. Not things that take much time or setting up (including wearing a white shirt the other day and spending a couple of minutes under the shower in it before taking a couple of snaps then throwing it in the machine). My profile and my pictures advertise me. I work on that to a degree. I can't see how that's a bad thing.

Oh, and I'm not vain. I hate taking pictures of myself!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I haven't read the whole thread.

All bar three of my pictures, I took myself (my FWB took the other two public one friends, taking probably a grand total of fifteen minutes). Arm's length, point and click. Not things that take much time or setting up (including wearing a white shirt the other day and spending a couple of minutes under the shower in it before taking a couple of snaps then throwing it in the machine). My profile and my pictures advertise me. I work on that to a degree. I can't see how that's a bad thing.

Oh, and I'm not vain. I hate taking pictures of myself! "

How dare you take pictures the op doesn't approve of!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I haven't read the whole thread.

All bar three of my pictures, I took myself (my FWB took the other two public one friends, taking probably a grand total of fifteen minutes). Arm's length, point and click. Not things that take much time or setting up (including wearing a white shirt the other day and spending a couple of minutes under the shower in it before taking a couple of snaps then throwing it in the machine). My profile and my pictures advertise me. I work on that to a degree. I can't see how that's a bad thing.

Oh, and I'm not vain. I hate taking pictures of myself!

How dare you take pictures the op doesn't approve of! "

I'm terrible. So terrible. I should punish myself somehow. Maybe more pictures.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

With phones these days , decent pictures are easy to take. The addition of a selfie stick and setting the timer can work wonders. There's really no excuse for out of focus , poor quality pics.

I'd rather meet someone that has put a bit of effort in to a few well taken pictures than someone that has over 100 crap ones

What other people display on their profile is really no one else's business. Key words are " their profile " If you don't like it , block and move on. Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word

You still haven't answered what other people's pictures have got to do with you.

Plus, you're being very confrontational and rude to people. Why?

Could you calm down a little k ?

Think your getting a little over excited over a forum thread on a swingers site tbh

Take a deep breath....And relax

I am simply stating that fab seems to be full of posers n ponces who are that far up there own arses with there visions of grandeur that it's simply laughable

Mods could we close this thread please cause Keeley is going to spontaneously combust any sec

F the clique off down the pub to talk to some normal people who don't think there absolutely amazing

"

Lol, you put the post up- you got yourself overexcited about the fact people have better pics than you- they’re not posers or ponces, simply know how to present themselves better. Personality counts too- sadly you’re coming across as sarcastic, rude, and take terrible photos!

And I’m not part of a clique, don’t know anyone on here, but I recognise bitter people- you sir, are one! Knocked back by someone who preferred a babe with an exciting profile? Or are you truly doing your bit for society and the site, by drawing attention to the gorgeous ones- that’s great, we don’t miss any then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're photos will attract the kinds of people you want to meet.

If a man has well lit, sensual, erotic photos I'm more likely to talk to him than a man in a football shirt smoking a roll up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word

You still haven't answered what other people's pictures have got to do with you.

Plus, you're being very confrontational and rude to people. Why?

Could you calm down a little k ?

Think your getting a little over excited over a forum thread on a swingers site tbh

Take a deep breath....And relax

I am simply stating that fab seems to be full of posers n ponces who are that far up there own arses with there visions of grandeur that it's simply laughable

Mods could we close this thread please cause Keeley is going to spontaneously combust any sec

F the clique off down the pub to talk to some normal people who don't think there absolutely amazing

I asked this earlier, why does someone taking decent pictures make them a ponce?"

Because geezers don't take care of themselves and try to impress women with sexual and erotic photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealousy is bad. Don't be jealous and get better pictures. Or just don't be a prick and let others enjoy nice photos.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"

Sorry to burst your bubble but mine are all taken on my phone by me and never had a shirt on in the shower but if the ladys would like a pic of that then happy to oblige

Yes please lol x"

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sorry to burst your bubble but mine are all taken on my phone by me and never had a shirt on in the shower but if the ladys would like a pic of that then happy to oblige

Yes please lol x

Done "

Yay!!! Thank you!!! xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

Sorry to burst your bubble but mine are all taken on my phone by me and never had a shirt on in the shower but if the ladys would like a pic of that then happy to oblige

Yes please lol x

Done "

Very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people like to do professional quality pics,it's good we can have a look! It's so easy and quick now with on your phone to do. Some of us should possibly up our game.......

Does make me alittle sceptical at the heavily photo shopped ones that when they meet you may be alittle shocked..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jealousy is bad. Don't be jealous and get better pictures. Or just don't be a prick and let others enjoy nice photos."

Photophobia , he's showing all the symptoms lol

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Says the person with 128... "
. I don't even think 128 photo of me even exists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jealousy is bad. Don't be jealous and get better pictures. Or just don't be a prick and let others enjoy nice photos.

Photophobia , he's showing all the symptoms lol"

He's on a wrong site then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Some people like to do professional quality pics,it's good we can have a look! It's so easy and quick now with on your phone to do. Some of us should possibly up our game.......

Does make me alittle sceptical at the heavily photo shopped ones that when they meet you may be alittle shocked.........."

Yeah, I don't love the photoshopping, but comes with the territory.

I suck my stomach in and/or arch my back. That's as much editing as I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have made all my poncey pics friends only and taken the OP's advice.

I should be knee deep in clunge once the pics are approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To summarise the OP, make your photos shitter and have more of them.

And here's me getting even more fabs for your magnifent member foreign guy ...it's a cruel word

You still haven't answered what other people's pictures have got to do with you.

Plus, you're being very confrontational and rude to people. Why?

Could you calm down a little k ?

Think your getting a little over excited over a forum thread on a swingers site tbh

Take a deep breath....And relax

I am simply stating that fab seems to be full of posers n ponces who are that far up there own arses with there visions of grandeur that it's simply laughable

Mods could we close this thread please cause Keeley is going to spontaneously combust any sec

F the clique off down the pub to talk to some normal people who don't think there absolutely amazing

"

I really don't know why you're getting all worked my friend, it's truly said on Fab that there's someone for everyone after all? A lot prefer to take decent pics. For those who admire good pics, let them pick amongst their number for meets etc. Live and let live.

For those who prefer shit pics like yourself, take your pick from those women who prefer the pics they view to be highly repetitive in style, out of focus, the angle all to cock or just plain old shite? There really is someone for everyone.

I've also heard that this group of women holds socials once a month in a phone box on the outskirts of Goole if that helps?

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people like to do professional quality pics,it's good we can have a look! It's so easy and quick now with on your phone to do. Some of us should possibly up our game.......

Does make me alittle sceptical at the heavily photo shopped ones that when they meet you may be alittle shocked..........

Yeah, I don't love the photoshopping, but comes with the territory.

I suck my stomach in and/or arch my back. That's as much editing as I do. "

Very true, at the end of the day, I just appreciate the picture photo shopped or au natural!

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