FabSwingers.com forum: Alexa

By *orgeouslyyours OP Woman
over a year ago

essex just looking around

So we are randomly sitting chatting over dinner when My partner mentions he has been viewed a few times by a profile called xxxxx unicorn.

Without warning Alexa starts to play unicorn by the Irish rovers over and over. ( no one called her) . I thought Id unplugged her tbh and shes not been used since we struggled to set her up because she doesnt respond)

Alexa was bought as an xmas.pressie and weve nkt.bithered with her as she cant recognise by voice..

SO this is weird to happened..

Anyone else had a weird Alexa moment..

And.is she safe to have in the bedroom

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Alexa Is always listening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s done this to me a few times, it’s quite freaky, one day there wasn’t even anybody talking, I was sat in silence in my phone and she started talking

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Not safe anywhere. I was sat in bed one morning when hubby came out the shower. I asked him, “if you had to choose would you go for a brown shower or a Roman shower?” Alexa suddenly comes to life and the pair of us both shout Alexa stop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Alexa if she knows vicki pollard

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Ask Alexa if she knows vicki pollard "

brilliant!

We've had quite a few Alexa moments here.

My son & I sat talking, and she just pipes up with random answers. Usually weather reports!

Last week on my own, total silence & "Tee Hee"

My son said she "Mioawed" at him yesterday when he got home from school.

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Always listening, people have had conversations about certain topics and then suddenly start getting adds on their phones for them, everything's synced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We walked in from work the other day and alexa said ' welcome home !' Wtaf

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Ask Alexa if she knows vicki pollard "

don't go giving me no evils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always listening, people have had conversations about certain topics and then suddenly start getting adds on their phones for them, everything's synced."

My phone did this before I even got Alexa, we aren’t safe anywhere anymore

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

aren't any of you concerned by this?

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By *indful indulgenceMan
over a year ago

Wymondham

aren't any of you concerned by this? "

that's why I don't have Alexa.. better to use fingers, to type

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Could be worse you could also be on Facebook, use whatsapp, Instagram, snapchat, or whole host of other apps/websites that mark zuckerburg owns, or have a googlemail email account. There is a simple reason you pay for a hosted email account and don’t pay a penny for any of those Services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She tells me to move my fucking arsehole c untface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Alexa and we don’t mind being monitored by the evil empire either - bring it on

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Was devastated when husband first brought that woman into our life but Alexa and I are starting to understand one another.

I don’t think the same can be said for her and my daughter, here’s samples from the shopping list.

Stuffed crust cheese faced pizza

Twenty six port sausages

Fun affro twist

Happy hippo milk tears

Mickey door

Row row your boats

Black rise

Onion ring Chris

Guard

Edit are you f*****g stupid

At least it appears Alexa is self editing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa turns me on in the morning.. sorry my lights on in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't have it in the house but there again I don't have a tv either ...

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Alexa turns me on in the morning.. sorry my lights on in the morning

You see I think this a bloke and their toys thing.

Dan and her have this big romance.

Apart from the fact she’s pretty fairly obedient as well of course

he loves the gadgetry and simplicity.

Being able to do loads of shit and something tiny.

Maybe that’s why he married me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The start of the real big brother me thinks.

male

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"Could be worse you could also be on Facebook, use whatsapp, Instagram, snapchat, or whole host of other apps/websites that mark zuckerburg owns, or have a googlemail email account. There is a simple reason you pay for a hosted email account and don’t pay a penny for any of those Services."

This ^^ when everything s free, you are no longer the customer, but the product

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I have alexa on my kindle fire tablet. She spouts random crap occasionally if she hears something sounding like alexa.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

It's not a she! It's a gadget! It's a conduit to 'big brother' get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use her all the time here and she works pretty well.

However one evening I home alone and was sat in the living room in the dark reading. The house was silent when she suddenly piped up about there being 3 delicious recipes she had found for making scrambled eggs!

Scared the living daylights out of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have her in the bedroom and living room. Love her, we have renamed her though. We use them both a lot. We arent bothered if we are being monitored, its no different to using mobiles etc.

Sometimes she talks without being asked which makes us laugh. She also often reboots in the night and fills the bedroom with a blue light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a she! It's a gadget! It's a conduit to 'big brother' get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits"

Big brother can listen in all they like, we arent bothered, we arent doing anything wrong.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's not a she! It's a gadget! It's a conduit to 'big brother' get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits

Big brother can listen in all they like, we arent bothered, we arent doing anything wrong. "

What about if the perameters of what's considered wrong are changed?

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Your phone is listening too. We were with friends last week, talking about something random that we'd not talked about before. Then a few hours later an ad for that thing popped up on Facebook.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I suppose its not listening but recording we need to be concerned about.

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

"So we are randomly sitting chatting over dinner when My partner mentions he has been viewed a few times by a profile called xxxxx unicorn.

Alexa was bought as an xmas.pressie and weve nkt.bithered with her as she cant recognise by voice..

SO this is weird to happened..

Anyone else had a weird Alexa moment..

And.is she safe to have in the bedroom

You should mention that in the ghost thread thats been running a few days.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

As a guest I stayed near the devise alexa, not my sort of thing.

The thing used to pipe up when not even asked to do so.

We would all shout at alexa to shut up, you learn quickly.

It wasnt mine, But I still looked for a way to break it on youtube.

In end I left it alone.

Id never buy one myself but I know others use it to control other devises with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a she! It's a gadget! It's a conduit to 'big brother' get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits

Big brother can listen in all they like, we arent bothered, we arent doing anything wrong.

What about if the perameters of what's considered wrong are changed?

We dont do anything remotely wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose its not listening but recording we need to be concerned about. "

We arent bothered about that either.

If anyones that worried they need to get rid of their phone too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I better remove Alexa from my bedroom

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Tells Alexa to stop the music...

Alexa: "I'm afraid I can't do that."

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's not a she! It's a gadget! It's a conduit to 'big brother' get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits

Big brother can listen in all they like, we arent bothered, we arent doing anything wrong.

What about if the perameters of what's considered wrong are changed?

We dont do anything remotely wrong. "

Neither do we under current conditions

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"It's not a she! It's a gadget! It's a conduit to 'big brother' get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits

Big brother can listen in all they like, we arent bothered, we arent doing anything wrong.

What about if the perameters of what's considered wrong are changed?

We dont do anything remotely wrong."

You're on a swinging site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never have one in my home!..

Governmental spy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a she! It's a gadget! It's a conduit to 'big brother' get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits"

Exactly!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Ask Alexa if she knows vicki pollard "

More to the point ask if she knows me lol x

'kin 'ell I'm scared

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My mum has one at her house. From what everyone has said me and My Girl better be very careful of the conversations we have when we go visit my mum. Don't want alexa revealing the filth we talk about when my mum leaves the room

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I want one so I have funny Alexa stories to share. Although Facebook freaks me out with its targeted random ads so I think Alexa would come to a sticky end in my house.

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Just think what the new ones with a camera installed...what has that one seen or heard???? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose its not listening but recording we need to be concerned about. "

Every text you or anyone else sends from the uk is stored near Harrogate, recordings of conversations is next.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Not got one but have had some great nights in with a mate and his Alexa. Seems the perfect 3sum to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s done this to me a few times, it’s quite freaky, one day there wasn’t even anybody talking, I was sat in silence in my phone and she started talking

Girl just wanted a bit of attention. Is that so bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not a she! It's a gadget! It's a conduit to 'big brother' get a sledge hammer and smash it to bits

Big brother can listen in all they like, we arent bothered, we arent doing anything wrong.

What about if the perameters of what's considered wrong are changed?

We dont do anything remotely wrong.

You're on a swinging site.

Thats not wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing I ever bought ..... and for those worrying about big brother spying on you .... it's been happening for years, by several different methods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best thing I ever bought ..... and for those worrying about big brother spying on you .... it's been happening for years, by several different methods. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Alexa in my home - and never will be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Alexa in my home - and never will be."

I even have Cortana disabled on Windows and Xbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spy in the home!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alexa turns me on in the morning.. sorry my lights on in the morning

You see I think this a bloke and their toys thing.

Dan and her have this big romance.

Apart from the fact she’s pretty fairly obedient as well of course

he loves the gadgetry and simplicity.

Being able to do loads of shit and something tiny.

Maybe that’s why he married me

Maybe Lex, but your arse is peachier than Alexas...

I scoffed the idea of a home assistant until i got mine - well my son bought it... He continues to use her just for her detailed weather forecasts

whereas I’ve linked her up to all the new smart gadgets I’ve bought to connect to her - she’s a busy girl at times!

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

I love having Alexa at home. She reminds me to put the bins out, take my tablet, turns on lights, plays tunes when asked and answers random questions. She also makes a great oven timer (Alexa, set a timer for 20 minutes).

As for people listening, what a dull existence they have! Mostly you'll hear whatever crap I'm watching on Netflix and the occasional distant sound of fellatio!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Is it possible to hack alexa? Say give her tourettes

Would be great fun to visit friends and make their alexa go all shouty and sweary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use and abuse Alexa

She never complains

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Alexa set language to sweary pirate"

"Arrr me hearties, tits out and cocks aloft, lets go frigging in the rigging and steal us some fucking treasure"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I love having Alexa at home. She reminds me to put the bins out, take my tablet, turns on lights, plays tunes when asked and answers random questions. She also makes a great oven timer (Alexa, set a timer for 20 minutes).

As for people listening, what a dull existence they have! Mostly you'll hear whatever crap I'm watching on Netflix and the occasional distant sound of fellatio!

I don't think people are listening all the time or even at all...currently. I do think that there is potential for certain words to be picked up on and flagged for further investigation of the people who've used them more than a certain amount of time. We've grown to accept monitoring of our private lives by various agencies, businesses and institutions via cctv, loyalty cards etc and I don't like the way it's developing.

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