FabSwingers.com forum: What is it about Postmen

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now i have to laugh had a parcel delivered this morning by a very cheeky postman. Was just out the shower but dressed lol was having a chat and thought nothing of it he went back to his van. Then he came back lol I recognise you he says are you on fab I said yes and then he says do you fancy a quickie lol. He is coming back at 11am lol. Has anything funny happened to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now i have to laugh had a parcel delivered this morning by a very cheeky postman. Was just out the shower but dressed lol was having a chat and thought nothing of it he went back to his van. Then he came back lol I recognise you he says are you on fab I said yes and then he says do you fancy a quickie lol. He is coming back at 11am lol. Has anything funny happened to you."

and i am now suitably envious that it has for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's so cool!

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Weird things happen lol and postmen are so cheeky lol

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

that was just ur post man lol

wat would u do if it was someone

closer? he must have noticed u

from ur face pic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that was just ur post man lol

wat would u do if it was someone

closer? he must have noticed u

from ur face pic x"

Maybe but I have nothing to hide parents know and friends know what I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, fab does work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! What a very lucky girl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the pigs flew past the window

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

"Weird things happen lol and postmen are so cheeky lol"

Well you certainly got your 'Special Delivery'

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'd tell my postman to feck off.... he's a right munter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weird things happen lol and postmen are so cheeky lol

Well you certainly got your 'Special Delivery'

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Lol, that's funny! Nothing like that has happened to me with a postie but a policeman yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol, that's funny! Nothing like that has happened to me with a postie but a policeman yes

Must be the uniform

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By *ose_bristolTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

i"ve been a postman in bristol for 30 years, and nothing like that has ever happened to me, i"ve seen women answer the doors with next to nothing on, i"ve seen men with erections answer the door,but never has anyone invited me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my postman asked me if i wanted a "quickie" because he thought he knew me from here i would report him.

This is a very small part of our lives, and i would be very unhappy if someone tried to push into our real lives.

However we only show face pics to people we are interested in, so not likely to happen thank god.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

god forbid the guys on here would get the impression the ladies on here are always up for it.

each to their own tho... enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lucky mare!!! Hope he was good in the sack! lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

,actually I will take my comment back publically...

I made the assumption the 11am was sexual and it could be social.

Apologies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

",actually I will take my comment back publically...

I made the assumption the 11am was sexual and it could be social.

Apologies."

Thanks _iew yes he came back for a coffee and chat I don't do quickies lol but I enjoyed the cheek and banter and yes he is coming back Monday.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

",actually I will take my comment back publically...

I made the assumption the 11am was sexual and it could be social.

Apologies.

Thanks _iew yes he came back for a coffee and chat I don't do quickies lol but I enjoyed the cheek and banter and yes he is coming back Monday."

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody typical

Wendy sent me mail before Christmas from Scotland to Crewe first class and i still aint had it

You get the friggin postman a couple of hours after he was sent

Royal bloody male xx

(and no i didnt spell male wrong lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you have a 'first class' session on monday!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

",actually I will take my comment back publically...

I made the assumption the 11am was sexual and it could be social.

Apologies.

Thanks _iew yes he came back for a coffee and chat I don't do quickies lol but I enjoyed the cheek and banter and yes he is coming back Monday."

liar liar pants on fire....ha ha

the postie got a bj.....the lucky sod

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

",actually I will take my comment back publically...

I made the assumption the 11am was sexual and it could be social.

Apologies."

I would have made the same assumption _iew when the op said he asked for a quickie i would'nt associate a quickie with coffee lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have a postwoman and she is a lesbian.. no .. no matter how often I open the door in a towel I get no offers .

LOL but then generally wouldnt touch my delivery guys with a barge pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

",actually I will take my comment back publically...

I made the assumption the 11am was sexual and it could be social.

Apologies.

I would have made the same assumption _iew when the op said he asked for a quickie i would'nt associate a quickie with coffee lol"

I didn't associate the quickie with coffee either. I also would have been furious with his approach as he had no way of knowing who else you had around...but that's me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

",actually I will take my comment back publically...

I made the assumption the 11am was sexual and it could be social.

Apologies.

Thanks _iew yes he came back for a coffee and chat I don't do quickies lol but I enjoyed the cheek and banter and yes he is coming back Monday."

You said he said Fancy a quicky .....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't think I would shag the postman... But that is just me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best mate is a local postie so I don't think I would go down that route!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Wait 'til he tells his mates to go and knock on your door offering tree cutting, gutter cleaning and so on... and ask for a 'quickie'.... "just mention 'fabs' lads and you'll be in there".

You won't have time to log on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do I get boring delivery guys? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have the banter and sometimes go with it. No shame in it.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"You have the banter and sometimes go with it. No shame in it."

No shame in it at all but id hardly call it swinging ...its something totaly diffrent but your a single girl so thats upto you have fun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have the banter and sometimes go with it. No shame in it.

No shame in it at all but id hardly call it swinging ...its something totaly diffrent but your a single girl so thats upto you have fun x"

I never said it was swinging lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late-father was a postman.

I say late, he's still alive, he just works for Royal Mail!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I can't believe that the OP is being looked down on because she dared said yes to an offer of a quicky ( Your post did suggest it was for sex but that could be us lot assuming)

For the people sneering at another for playing their own way....they are allowed to...just like you are.

To the people sneering who normally say comments close to " each to their own" your _iews must have changed quick.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

PS, our postman must be 76 if he is a day, so if he did offer we would say no anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are just jealous cos they just got a bill from the postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our postie is a 30 something blondie lady,

and yes I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are just jealous cos they just got a bill from the postman

God forbid there is a life outside fabs and swinging i am single so why not go for what I fancy. And yes he turned up today and we finished what we started on Friday. Very contented lady sat here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are just jealous cos they just got a bill from the postman

God forbid there is a life outside fabs and swinging i am single so why not go for what I fancy. And yes he turned up today and we finished what we started on Friday. Very contented lady sat here."

good for you girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are just jealous cos they just got a bill from the postman

God forbid there is a life outside fabs and swinging i am single so why not go for what I fancy. And yes he turned up today and we finished what we started on Friday. Very contented lady sat here."

Good for you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was supposed to be a forum for the more sexually liberated and open minded. Slightly surprised by the tone adopted by some. Many people from outside of the swinging community would to an extremely dim _iew of the behaviour of most of us on here !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good on ya girl.at least you are being real and doing it for real,far better than sitting in a directing room cracking one off talking a good shag,,you go girl

rach xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it, I'm going down the post office to get an application form straight away !!

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Sod it, I'm going down the post office to get an application form straight away !!

I did it as a summer job while I was at uni. Nothing like that happened to me! However the following year I tried taxi driving and that WAS an adventure.

So get yourself a hackney licence. You don't have to get up early either!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

for clarity...

I posted then minutes later thought I had made an assumption, been judgemental, not balanced between the male and female & at the end of the day... ultimately not my business.

I could have deleted but chose not to as I am a 52 year old man and happy to be accountable for my actions.

I apologised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how was the meet then??

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"for clarity...

I posted then minutes later thought I had made an assumption, been judgemental, not balanced between the male and female & at the end of the day... ultimately not my business.

I could have deleted but chose not to as I am a 52 year old man and happy to be accountable for my actions.

I apologised.

With respect View...you apologised as you said you assumed she was having sex and it could be a coffee meet......so by assumption, the apology wouldn't have come if it was a sex meet.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"for clarity...

I posted then minutes later thought I had made an assumption, been judgemental, not balanced between the male and female & at the end of the day... ultimately not my business.

I could have deleted but chose not to as I am a 52 year old man and happy to be accountable for my actions.

I apologised.

With respect View...you apologised as you said you assumed she was having sex and it could be a coffee meet......so by assumption, the apology wouldn't have come if it was a sex meet.

not at all.... I have apologised for questioning in any shape or form if Shaz wants to open the door, shag the guy there and then, organise a different time.... totally her choice and I did wrong.

that is why I did not just delete and repost says 'good on ya, give him a suck for me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and for clarity it was a sex meet and not a coffee as the postie got a bj (see spunk thread) and then came back yesterday to finish off what they started

so bloody well done OP top marks for initiative and getting what you wanted

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

"god forbid the guys on here would get the impression the ladies on here are always up for it.

each to their own tho... enjoy"

I agree with this!

Sex or coffee, he shouldn't have put her on spot like that!

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