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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe both

Maybe something else

Comments below please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For what? Breakfast?

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

I’ve used both. C.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For what? Breakfast? "

Banana for breakfast is good choice lol

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By *anama99Man
over a year ago

Herts

Ah the age old dilemma

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

is that for a smoothie or salad, a facial or a curry, a wank or an after sex snack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For what? Breakfast?

Banana for breakfast is good choice lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a cucumber the other day for this exact purpose... and we totally forgot about it! The thinking was bigger and less pointy than a banana...

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By *ickedinmarylandCouple
over a year ago

chevy chase

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By *ickedinmarylandCouple
over a year ago

chevy chase

Eggplant ??

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Have tried cucumber once or twice never tried banana

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Decisions my brain hurts, soft an gooey or stiff and hard mmmmm

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By *onandCouple
over a year ago

Cheadle

Carrot

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By *orny747Man
over a year ago

andover

I'd stick with the cucumber, bananas tend to go a bit squishy if they are to ripe.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I don't like banana so I'll take the cucumber please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cucumber big and gritty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have used a cucumber but not a banana, Mrs C loved the cucumber, the length/girth made her cream hard.

Mr C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno


"Have tried cucumber once or twice never tried banana

xx"

I was worried it might break? Same with a carrot. I thought about putting a condom on them to prevent losing a piece inside her .

Am I being overly cautious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots and Cucumbers are fine, never used a banana

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Surely it's banana...

'Cucumber Man' just doesn't have the same impact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana then cucumber

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Cucumber. Goes a bit soft though when the juices start flowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber "
Dp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber Dp? "

Might as well love fruit and veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber Dp?

Might as well love fruit and veg "
well 2 out of your 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber Dp?

Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day "

You got it

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By *uniperjuiceMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anyone prefer parsnips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butternut squash ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber Dp?

Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day

You got it "
so you have 3 other items to go what is on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber Dp?

Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day

You got it so you have 3 other items to go what is on the menu? "

Love blueberries and strawberries and a nice fruit juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber Dp?

Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day

You got it so you have 3 other items to go what is on the menu?

Love blueberries and strawberries and a nice fruit juice "
It coud be a messy day yes you need your protein too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well bananas are not very good for playing unless there firm

mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber Dp?

Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day

You got it so you have 3 other items to go what is on the menu?

Love blueberries and strawberries and a nice fruit juice It coud be a messy day yes you need your protein too "

I get that from yoghurt

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Surely it's banana...

'Cucumber Man' just doesn't have the same impact."

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By *izzcrusherCouple
over a year ago

South Buckinghamshire

Mg here. we used both. we fucked with the banana inside me.. mashed it up good and proper and then i pushed the mushy banana out and RCS ate some and shared the rest with me.

the cucumber was used as a double ended dildo for another lady and myself. worked a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find myself asking this question a lot.

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By *orsche40Couple
over a year ago

northwich

We have film of me using a cucumber longer and harder than a banana to get to the very depths of my pussy mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mg here. we used both. we fucked with the banana inside me.. mashed it up good and proper and then i pushed the mushy banana out and RCS ate some and shared the rest with me.

the cucumber was used as a double ended dildo for another lady and myself. worked a treat. "

And welcome BV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t you just buy a dildo lol man!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ah the age old dilemma "

Lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Got to be a cucumber a nice cold cumuber. Skin and chop for sandwiches after...waste not want not.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Banana and blueberries on porridge ... yum

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By *orruptedWoman
over a year ago

Battersea, London

Courgettes work well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To put on my eyes for regeneration, bananas are just too sticky and moist, for cold Swiss breakfast oats, cucumber doesn't go down well.

Just depends on the application OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be a cucumber a nice cold cumuber. Skin and chop for sandwiches after...waste not want not."

Chilled in the fridge overnight and wrapped in cling film, once it has reached body temperature, remove cling film and chop up for sandwich. Love things that have a double use. Waste not want not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe both

Maybe something else

Comments below please "

Coincidence this has come up because Kim and I made some banana bread last night, it’s delicious. I don’t think cucumber bread would be very nice, so our vote goes to bananas

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By *ne Fish Two FishCouple
over a year ago

London

definitely butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"definitely butternut squash "

A lady who knows her veg from her fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber, surely it is in the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber Dp?

Might as well love fruit and veg well 2 out of your 5 a day

You got it so you have 3 other items to go what is on the menu?

Love blueberries and strawberries and a nice fruit juice It coud be a messy day yes you need your protein too

I get that from yoghurt "
Thick and creamy??

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"Mg here. we used both. we fucked with the banana inside me.. mashed it up good and proper and then i pushed the mushy banana out and RCS ate some and shared the rest with me."

I see you've done the drinking champagne thing too - I've always wanted to try that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marrow....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber for gin, bananas for pancakes

C

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

london

Banana... going by my profile haha

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife


"Mg here. we used both. we fucked with the banana inside me.. mashed it up good and proper and then i pushed the mushy banana out and RCS ate some and shared the rest with me.

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I've done that before too, very messy but very sexy!

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Oh come on there's no comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither. I don't like banana and cucumber doesn't like me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You can't make tzatiki with a banana

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By *aintscoupleCouple
over a year ago

st helens

sinner prefers courgette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be the cucumber

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By *aintscoupleCouple
over a year ago

st helens

you would change your mind if you seen the size of saints courgettes that he grows in his veg plot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana then cucumber "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither. I don't like banana and cucumber doesn't like me "

Asparagus?

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Well as much as I like bananas nothing beats a fresh ear of corn

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By *ne Fish Two FishCouple
over a year ago

London


"Well as much as I like bananas nothing beats a fresh ear of corn "

mmmmmmm lovely feeling

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

On vacation in Venice we found a glass sculpture shop and picked up a glass corn on the cob which served quite well that night in the hotel

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Depends on the size and shape of either, courgettes are rather filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all about the marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana peeled?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be cucumber op so when she's finished with it you can slice it up and have a relaxing facial without the need for sweet smelling aromas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as much as I like bananas nothing beats a fresh ear of corn "

No butter req?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither. I don't like banana and cucumber doesn't like me "

Not even half a cu m or a mini one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate bar and then gave someone eat the melted remnants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zucchini

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover

Do you peel the banana first, just curious.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Do you peel the banana first, just curious. "
no you only peel it when you want to eat me

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover


"Do you peel the banana first, just curious. no you only peel it when you want to eat me "

Mmmm tasty.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I normally have a banana for breakfast. Cucumbers I tend to save for salads. Lol.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Marrow anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worlds longest cucumber was 36.1 inches. Eye watering!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I peel bananas if they're going up the bum, cucumbers are more convenient.

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover

Up the bum, twice the fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cucumber. Goes a bit soft though when the juices start flowing"

Mmmm, but feels lovely!

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By *ustooCouple
over a year ago

Levenmouth area

Cucumber because we can’t find anything bigger, check her pics

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By *ussy FoodMan
over a year ago

darlington

Once used grapes (seedless) with a lady tip is to count them in and out if the go to mushy makes a sweet nectar

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London / Bournemouth

Aubergine

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Once used a 2 cucumbers. One for each hole...about 3inch left out on both ..just enough for me hand to hold..lol..lovely jubbly.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"Cucumber because we can’t find anything bigger, check her pics "

Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like any of them

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

when your warmed up move on to butternut squash

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By *azswingerCouple
over a year ago

worthing

Be careful of courgettes, they have a few prickles on them.. Aubergine is nice if lubed up nicely...

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London / Bournemouth


"Eggplant ?? "
good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe both

Maybe something else

Comments below please "

As a guy who can hide his cock behind a banana emoji, you can guess what side i'm on!

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cucumber peeled awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d only put cucumber in my gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me cucumber but she banana. Never the twain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrot "

I was just about to say this... every one knows you don't see bunny rabbits with glasses

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By *wobirds300Couple
over a year ago

Colchester

Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy...

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy..."

One way of getting your 5 a day

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep.."

Butterscotch ?

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

Banana, it has one skin, two skin, three skin, four skin. Yes I can be very childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep..

Butterscotch ?"

Werther's original

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Cucumber all the way can't stand Banana awful stuff x

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By *heeseandWineCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire and Hampshire


"Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy..."
Mmmm a veg DP, we have never tried that

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep..

Butterscotch ?

Werther's original "

One Werther's original wouldn't "stretch me real big". Does he mean a whole tube or a grab bag ?

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By *heeseandWineCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire and Hampshire


"Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy...

One way of getting your 5 a day "
Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Banana up the bum,cucumber in pussy...

One way of getting your 5 a day Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2 "

.

Bananna, cucumber and...... butternut squash lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something very, VERY sexy about a woman with a great big cucumber

All that excess length...

So much cheaper than a dildo too!

Apparently you should wash it with antiseptic first or use a condom - covered in yeast spores they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aubergine please!

Pics or it didn't happen though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're confusing 'fuck it' with 'suck it' I reckon.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

One way of getting your 5 a day Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2 "

Carrot and ginger

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Carrot and ginger"

You can make a tasty soup afterwards

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Do I have to choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a good video of me using one x

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport


"

One way of getting your 5 a day Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2

Carrot and ginger"

Aubergine and Plantain

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By *tsJ23Man
over a year ago

Milford haven, Pembrokeshire

Cactus is my choice lol

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Cactus is my choice lol"

Ouch!

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By *llie_worcMan
over a year ago

bristol

Weve always found banana and plantains dangerously sharp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber Analy

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Never a banana - smell is vile. Food of the devil

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By *exie-cummingsCouple
over a year ago

northampton

definately cucumber as you can share with a girlfriend .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either,

surely both would count as one of your five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve used both bananas and cucumbers with some of my women... they loved it

Tried also an eggplants with similar results

Surprised no one mentioned a corn cob as must feel amazing for her coming in and out... any taker?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

wouldn't a banana go limp

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"

One way of getting your 5 a day Banana courgette and cucumber in my pussy, 3 out of 5 so nearly there and suggestions please for the other 2

Carrot and ginger

Aubergine and Plantain "

maintain...now your talking...not like a limp banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana for brekkie and cucumber for my gin and tonics

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"I’ve used both bananas and cucumbers with some of my women... they loved it

Tried also an eggplants with similar results

Surprised no one mentioned a corn cob as must feel amazing for her coming in and out... any taker? "

Uh, read the beginning of the thread!

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies


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Butterscotch. ..streaches real big ..tho not deep..

Butterscotch ?

Werther's original "

do you mean butternut squash

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By *eteinlondonCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Central London

We used to see an strict gentleman who would give instructions to his gf for cucumber use… in an extra inch, turn it, a half rotation, now in and out a half inch, good, and now another inch up inside you… good girl…

It was like being in a porn film. Occasionally a courgette (eggplant as someone called it in the thread). He was out if carrots. Bananas tastier but too soft.

Would love to do that again.

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By *hilliplisa790Couple
over a year ago

Paignton

Definitely a cucumber, nice and firm and come in different sizes depending on my horniness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a cucumber. We have a nice on in our videos

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By *tirlingshire matureMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Bigger thicker longer

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By *ddfellowMan
over a year ago

New ferry wirral

butternut squash

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By *ndianlookingMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Neither i need a nice cock... I'd undo your jeans rub my face on your bulge...feel it get hard take off your boxers. Kiss your cock and chest... Lick and tease the tip of your cock. Then put your throbbing cock in my mouth. Hear you moan and enjoy it... Id suck on it up and down like a lollipop. Rub it on my lips, slap it on my tongue then spit on it and suck it sloppy xx

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By *urringtiggraCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Think we ought to go vegan!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber, can't stand bananas

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By *emofaJamesMan
over a year ago

London, Notting Hill.


"Definitely a cucumber. We have a nice on in our videos "

You certainly do

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By *aveing funCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cucumber 🥒

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Cucumber, can't stand bananas "
why?

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By *ertcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Welwyn Garden City

Cucumber... got some vids on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def cucumber, don't like banana skin, feels to chalky

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By *eteinlondonCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Central London


"Cucumber... got some vids on here x"

Excellent vids, a good watch. Def something depraved and thrilling about a girl working with cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife used to love a banana, she said they were more like a real cock than any dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber..goes in real deep too..

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By *cgmcgMan
over a year ago

kingston

I love spotting those people at supermarkets who spend a fraction too long in choosing a cucumber.

Been guilty of that myself..

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By *eteinlondonCouple (MM)
46 weeks ago

Central London

Has anyone else posted veg insertion pics or vids on their profiles? Would love to see what you do and what you use. Carrots, courgettes etc too. Show us what does it for you, maybe we can all try it.

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
46 weeks ago

Here n there


"Has anyone else posted veg insertion pics or vids on their profiles? Would love to see what you do and what you use. Carrots, courgettes etc too. Show us what does it for you, maybe we can all try it."

I'm sure there is evidence to be found. As for myself I did post a pic once with a cucumber hanging out of my jeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

before we had access to dildo/etc we used a cucumber and or a good sided marrow that was looking like a well hung guy - now its other guys, my willy or big dildo and my hand

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By *eteinlondonCouple (MM)
46 weeks ago

Central London

Haha, I’d like to see that! Any opinions on male insertions?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I love spotting those people at supermarkets who spend a fraction too long in choosing a cucumber.

Been guilty of that myself.."

Also they usually pick one with a curve to it, something I’m guilty of as well!

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By *andK999Couple
46 weeks ago

Loughborough

Need to try both together at the same time xx

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By *ewtfaceMan
46 weeks ago

Bracknell

Bananas are too mushy ~ cucumbers are too big for me.

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
46 weeks ago

Your to do list

Ooo hard choice, they both go lovely in sandwich

✨️✨️✨️

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
46 weeks ago

Here n there

Sliced cucumber in a tuna sarnie?👌

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
46 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Always Banana, with something on the side

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By *ensualDivaWoman
46 weeks ago

Galway, Mayo

Absolutely 💯 bananas. Very nutritious

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By * and RCouple
46 weeks ago

East Midlands

We bought a cucumber just for play as neither of us like salads. Put it in the fridge afterwards and my mum found it when she visited so used it for lunch.

We had a secret smile when she brought it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
46 weeks ago

Here n there


"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls."

Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋

😊

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By *ananas57Couple
46 weeks ago

lake ariel

Nothing wrong with a Cherry on top

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46 weeks ago


"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.

Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋

😊"

Sorry boss i thought we were inclusive on here ... guess not .. ill just get myself home shall i 👀👀

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
46 weeks ago

Here n there


"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.

Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋

😊

Sorry boss i thought we were inclusive on here ... guess not .. ill just get myself home shall i 👀👀"

Well, I suppose I will let this one slide. I mean I don't want you beating me up Ivan...

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.

Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋

😊

Sorry boss i thought we were inclusive on here ... guess not .. ill just get myself home shall i 👀👀

Well, I suppose I will let this one slide. I mean I don't want you beating me up Ivan... "

Ping these cherries right on your noggin! 🤣

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
46 weeks ago

Your to do list


"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.

Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋

😊"

No kink shaming 😐😅

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
46 weeks ago

Here n there


"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.

Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋

😊

Sorry boss i thought we were inclusive on here ... guess not .. ill just get myself home shall i 👀👀

Well, I suppose I will let this one slide. I mean I don't want you beating me up Ivan...

Ping these cherries right on your noggin! 🤣"

I'm definitely keeping my glasses on. I'm always weary of friendly fire. 😎

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
46 weeks ago

Here n there


"I like cherrys and i like to pop em ... pop pop like ping pong balls.

Oi, it's cucumber vs banana. We will have none of your cherry popping filth on this thread thank you very much ✋

😊

No kink shaming 😐😅"

Far from it. Kink shaming is not my style.

I just mutter under my breath, "ruddy weirdos" 🤣

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By *ananabrumMan
46 weeks ago

castle bromwich

Banana but i may be biased

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
46 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"Banana but i may be biased "

Waiting here, hurry up

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By *carlettsWoman
46 weeks ago

Harpenden

Depends if I'm making a fruit cocktail or salad?

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By *_SpainMan
46 weeks ago

Dublin

Peach

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By *ananas57Couple
46 weeks ago

lake ariel

I always lean towards bananas, but this time of year an ear of sweet corn is so sweet!

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By *morousAvocadoMan
46 weeks ago

Somerset

Neither

Pineapple

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By *t2000Man
21 weeks ago

Norfolk

My Mrs love a big cucumber it’s amazing to watch and use it on her

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By *ertcoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City

Cucumber

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