FabSwingers.com forum: Cock comparison

By *arshell OP Couple
over a year ago

Mansfield

So....everyone knows that the standard measure of cock size is the sky remote....

It's time to get creative gentleman....post your most imaginative cock comparator in to public photos...and comment away all...

#saturdaynightfun

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

The most 'creative

' one we've seen was his cock next to a tin of Pal dog food

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

"So....everyone knows that the standard measure of cock size is the sky remote....

It's time to get creative gentleman....post your most imaginative cock comparator in to public photos...and comment away all...

#saturdaynightfun "

The Sky+ remotes were the previous gold standard, but their replacement, namely the touch dial Sky Q remote,is struggling to take hold in the culture of dick art.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am old school so I prefer to use an actual satellite dish rather than the remote for comparison purposes.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

"I am old school so I prefer to use an actual satellite dish rather than the remote for comparison purposes."

So it has to go from one side to the other? That would be some cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing compares to the one on my forehead.

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a sideline in selling 1/2 and 1/3 rd size Sky remote controls on eBay; business is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we do love a bit of banter so.

We used a a bottle of Moët Champagne picture on profile to prove it. Was just a laugh. Story behind it was on holiday and we were trying to get the couple in the next water Villa to come and drink bubbles with us Oh and more!!!

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By *oxy502Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I can’t find any thing small enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t find any thing small enough "

What about those half sized cans... I've heard of at least one person who did that then implied it was a full size can... pmsl

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