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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I met a lady years ago

At her place

I took wine being a gent

She snatched the wine and as she walked down the hall said

“ you’re fatter than I thought “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a lady years ago

At her place

I took wine being a gent

She snatched the wine and as she walked down the hall said

“ you’re fatter than I thought “"

Nice that's really not a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a lady years ago

At her place

I took wine being a gent

She snatched the wine and as she walked down the hall said

“ you’re fatter than I thought “"

She obviously thought wrong then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a couple meet us and say, naaa not him (as James) we just wanted to meet the female and can we go to theirs and leave him downstairs... er nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately some believe their own press and thinks this excludes them from being a decent human with manners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We had a couple meet us and say, naaa not him (as James) we just wanted to meet the female and can we go to theirs and leave him downstairs... er nope"

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately some believe their own press and thinks this excludes them from being a decent human with manners. "

She went on to drink 2 bottles of wine while chain smoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh, you all turned up" Them

"No, it's just me" Me

"No, we invited three guys as most of the time they don't show, but this time you all have" Them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a couple meet us and say, naaa not him (as James) we just wanted to meet the female and can we go to theirs and leave him downstairs... er nope"

Oh how I'd love that to happen to us,my sarcasm and forked tongue would go in to overdrive

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I met a lady years ago

At her place

I took wine being a gent

She snatched the wine and as she walked down the hall said

“ you’re fatter than I thought “"

Wow!

No matter what chat had occurred previously, I (him) would have snatched that bottle back and left. No way would I stand for that regardless of what was on offer.

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

My favourite one was 'oh your better looking in the flesh'

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Oi "name redacted" you're walking past the door!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"We had a couple meet us and say, naaa not him (as James) we just wanted to meet the female and can we go to theirs and leave him downstairs... er nope"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a lady years ago

At her place

I took wine being a gent

She snatched the wine and as she walked down the hall said

“ you’re fatter than I thought “"

How rude

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Unfortunately some believe their own press and thinks this excludes them from being a decent human with manners.

She went on to drink 2 bottles of wine while chain smoking "

2 bottle of wine on her own? Did you have sex??

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

Some people really have no manners at all I met a bloke once and he said you're no where near as chubby as you look in your pics I told him that wasn't a compliment I think the meet lasted 30 mins before I left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately some believe their own press and thinks this excludes them from being a decent human with manners.

She went on to drink 2 bottles of wine while chain smoking

2 bottle of wine on her own? Did you have sex?? "

Yep

It was like lemonade to her

I forgot to add

She flicked a condom at me and said

“ ya gonna fuck me or what “

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By *racknell SexMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

we have to be quick my boy friend will be back in a minute...

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By *etefromderbyMan
over a year ago

Derby

classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg wow well you definitely dodged a bullet there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people really have no manners at all I met a bloke once and he said you're no where near as chubby as you look in your pics I told him that wasn't a compliment I think the meet lasted 30 mins before I left"

Jesus I'm surprised you let him get away uuninjured. Swift kick to the crown jewels and send him packing

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

Wouldn't waste the energy the best bit is he's recently been messaging a couple of my friends that are on here can't see him getting a meet

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"That's a very bright shade of Orange"

Luckily, personality triumphed over dress sense...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"I met a lady years ago

At her place

I took wine being a gent

She snatched the wine and as she walked down the hall said

“ you’re fatter than I thought “"

“Enjoy the wine”

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