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By *ood girl2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

crewe

what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you"

I think most of us have had a horrible meet. Luckily mine didn't come close to some I've heard about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you"

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I swear to god I had one guy fake a car breakdown actually on a social meet, he could have just said you know what I've changed my mind, would have saved me a lot of hassle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a meet here where we found the guy very pushy and when I was busy with his partner, he was pestering my wife for her phone number and asking her to meet alone behind my back.

Needless to say I told him off and blocked him.

Lesson learnt.. Same room swap, no fuck buddies, social first and no swapping phone numbers.

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By *ood girl2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

crewe

"I swear to god I had one guy fake a car breakdown actually on a social meet, he could have just said you know what I've changed my mind, would have saved me a lot of hassle."

lots like that's its not hard to say sorry is it

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By *ood girl2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

crewe

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

what ever there is always some sad person to pick up on small things

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

I wonder if anyone's idea of a worst meet is with anyone so critical of their use of language?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

There really is no need for that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst meet was the one that never happened. Got stood up. On the plus side, he still messages years later, asking for another chance... never going to happen

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By *ood girl2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

crewe

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

its ok we all did not go to oxford uni did we

There really is no need for that comment

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

There really is no need for that comment

Agree some folk are just up their own arse at times

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

worsted

Dictionary result for worsted

/'w?st?d/

noun

noun: worsted; plural noun: worsteds; noun: worsted yarn; plural noun: worsted yarns

a fine smooth yarn spun from combed long-staple wool.

fabric made from worsted yarn, having a close-textured surface with no nap.

"a worsted suit"

Just saying

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By *ood girl2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

crewe

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

its ok we all did not go to oxford uni did we

There really is no need for that comment

its fine with me we did not all go to oxford uni

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Drove 25 miles to meet a '45 year old cross dresser' who 'accommodated'.....he was about 75 and in sheltered housing!

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

We tried our first mmmf, first guy got two pumps and squirted, second guy shuffled round I’ll sort her out got condom on, my partner said get in fuck her umm he said I can’t I’ve already gone oops.

Stick to ffm and mfmf I think

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By *ood girl2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

crewe

"We tried our first mmmf, first guy got two pumps and squirted, second guy shuffled round I’ll sort her out got condom on, my partner said get in fuck her umm he said I can’t I’ve already gone oops.

Stick to ffm and mfmf I think "

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

I wonder if anyone's idea of a worst meet is with anyone so critical of their use of language?"

To be honest I have said no to meets with people because they have been outted as grammar and spelling nazis

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

No such word as cunto either

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

This guy is going far on here lol

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

No such word as cunto either

There is in Spain

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

No such word as cunto either

There is in Spain

Indeed.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My worst meet was the one that never happened. Got stood up. On the plus side, he still messages years later, asking for another chance... never going to happen

I had one that was saying he was right around the corner (Fab location said otherwise). Oh, are you really real (30+ veris, what do you think?)? Oh, I forgot the condoms, etc. Fortunately it was an arranged threesome, so I blocked him and we carried on.

I've also met some right creeps.

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By *kbradMan
over a year ago

thurrock

Had a girl want to ride me who.just stayed still, and then when she blew me just put my cock in her mouth and did nothing else

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

"Had a girl want to ride me who.just stayed still, and then when she blew me just put my cock in her mouth and did nothing else "

Was she a blow up doll ?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

No such word as cunto either

There is if it's a Proper Noun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple. Long time ago. He was abusive. Kicked him out. He took her key. She stayed at mine. The next day I was messaged accusing me of drugging him to invite other men round.

Blocked.

He set up a new profile asking me to go to London.

Fuuuucked up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting a couple for a MMF and after a while of me and the lady playing, he kicked off and out his fist through the wall. Kind of killed the moment.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

I met a couple and when i got there about midnight she went upstairs and i was ushered into the dark living room with him.

He skyped her as i started to blow him and then he told me the offspring are awake (all 3 of them ) so we have to be quiet .All the while facetiming her on his phone. Then the daughter was banging on the door asking why the door was blocked (He'd blocked it slightly with the sofa).

This put me off a tad and I left. After talking to a friend it turns out they do the her dissapearing upstairs thing as standard.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

No such word as cunto either

There is if it's a Proper Noun"

Cunto is Scottish slang to describe a annoying person these people are often found pinching the names of, Italian American fashion models to big themselves up a bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triggered a few people

so easily done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you"

None to be honest.

i have always been lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triggered a few people

so easily done!"

Possibly because belittling someone is a dick move.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

No such word as cunto either

There is if it's a Proper Noun

Cunto is Scottish slang to describe a annoying person these people are often found pinching the names of, Italian American fashion models to big themselves up a bi

Such as if I started calling myself Clare Versace? Fascinating what you learn!

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

our first meet (not off here).

All was going well, right up until they were leaving the hotel room, and we realised they had nicked hubbys phone.

We shut the door, and started a search with them in the room, the woman dived under the bed and surprise surprise found it.

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By *lterego78Man
over a year ago

Here, There, Everywhere...

Many years ago, long before internet dating sites, met a girl who said she was lesbian and had never slept with a man, a night of amazing sex followed. Woke up in the morning, she'd wet the bed and left! Never to be seen again.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Triggered a few people

so easily done!"

Speaking of poor use of the English language...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was supposed to be a couple, turned up to an older man all by himself (and his house smelt like kippers bleughhh) Messaged my fwb and told him to get me out of the situation. He called me to tell me my little girl was ill. So I started to make my excuses and he said he was disapointed and could he 'put it in me for a few mins anyway' I told him my child needed me, that was creepy request given the circumstances and I expected a couple, this wasn't what I was expecting. It was bizarre. I was glad to get out of that one!!

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Once a prick always a prick, spending to long doing his English homework, for a top verification

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

There is, it's the past participle of worst.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

There is, it's the past participle of worst."

*swoon*

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

There is, it's the past participle of worst.

*swoon*"

Oh dear that will upset little buttercup, be giving big licks in dictionary

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

No such word as cunto either

There is if it's a Proper Noun

Cunto is Scottish slang to describe a annoying person these people are often found pinching the names of, Italian American fashion models to big themselves up a bi

An annoying person?? Well there you go then, its a word and suits me perfectly, win win

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By *olywellfunMan
over a year ago

Holywell

I met a couple in mid/west Wales about 18 months ago. I had an inkling something wasn't right as he had traces of white powder round his nose, eyes bulging was clearly stoned off his box. She was very friendly but it was evident she was performing purely for him and not for her. I stayed 10 minutes then made my excuses and left.

The following day I had a torrade of abuse left both on my phone and in messages accusing me of sexualy assaulting (i cant use the word he used as it is blocked by fab and is more serious) his girlfriend. Needless to say I blocked and reported. Their profile vanished 2 days later but a very similar appeared about a week later which has since gone. Most of the peeps I have met have been lovely but that was 1 sobering experience. Be careful out there.

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By *lterego78Man
over a year ago

Here, There, Everywhere...

Who called the grammar police?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who called the grammar police?"

The grammar police called themselves, then other grammar police put them in their place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

Isn’t this a swinging site, does anyone wish to know what some silly little boy learnt at school today

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I try not to dwell on the worsted meets, I just focus on the greatested ones...

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By *kbradMan
over a year ago

thurrock

"Had a girl want to ride me who.just stayed still, and then when she blew me just put my cock in her mouth and did nothing else

Was she a blow up doll ?

Nah they probably would have been more fun!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

Isn’t this a swinging site, does anyone wish to know what some silly little boy learnt at school today "

We all have our preferences. I don't go on and on about it (although I'll mention it if it comes up). Some people find beards unattractive, some people don't like small tits, others cringe when the English language is butchered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst meet- a guy (youngish, below 30), he promised me 'the best luck in my life'. I was not thinking with my brain then (like we do, sometimes), so invited him over. When we kissed, I could taste something really bitter. There was no licking, a little bit of fucking, some oral for him. He kept asking to do anal, and when I refused for the 3rd time, he just started getting dressed. While doing it, he had the cheek to ask me if I know any woman that would meet the two of us. Or even a man...

He messaged me shortly after he left, saying he enjoyed it (huh?) and whether I'd like to meet again. I went ballistic, reminded him of the 'unforgettable licking' that he promised and which never happened. His reply was 'I was nervous'! Needless to say, we never met again, and I both upped my age limit and decided never to do drop of the hat meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, sounds like some shockers on here! Glad you all escaped well! My actual meets have been great, honestly. What has gone wrong is constantly being stood up that gets on my tits. It's all very well to block and move on, but you have still pi$$ed away an evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst meet- a guy (youngish, below 30), he promised me 'the best luck in my life' "

Blooming autocarrot! Best lick, not luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an early morning meet with a woman who was a friend of a friend. She was dressed nicely, but gave the worst by I've ever had, sex wasn't much better. Then getting up off the floor I twisted my knee, torn ligaments etc, agony for weeks!

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

A little over a year ago, I was messaged by a girl on meetme. She didn't really beat around the bush when it came to revealing her intentions, first she said 'Hey, then she asked what I was doing that evening, then she asked if I wanted to fuck.

Her profile had a couple of close up face shots, neither of which were clear, but being that I was slightly d*unk at this point and suffering with a nasty concussion from a car accident the week before, my impulsivity was rather high and I just said 'yes'.

So, about 40minutes later she turns up and it's pretty apparent why she only has blurry face pics on her profile, I wasn't attracted in the slightest, but she came all this way so the least I should do was to invite her in. As it happened, she had a pretty good personality and a decent sense of humour, so hanging out wasn't too bad.

A little while later, my attempts to delay the inevitable were wearing thin, and she staring at me, the way a lion looks at a gazelle. She came for dick, and god damn it, she had no intention of leaving empty handed. So she began to kiss me, and rub my groin.

Whilst her tongue was down my throat, I had a pretty important decision to make, and an ever diminishing amount of time to make it. Should I be a man, be honest, and tell her that I'm not interested in doing this? Or, should I cave in to the pressure, take the cowardly route, and just go with it?

Of course, I went with the latter, and before long I was laying on the bed, naked, with my dick in her mouth. Her blow job skills were amazing if it weren't for the fact that she kept trying to stick a finger in my booty hole.

Time went by, we finished the deed, we both came, and caught our breath back. It was getting late, and I needed to get some sleep, it was time for her to leave. I made sufficient hints, and she picked up on them, but apparently she couldn't leave. One of her contact lenses came out and she couldn't put it back in. She had a pair of glasses in the car, but she didn't like driving in the dark without them. I sensed the smell of bullshit in the air.

I had another important decision to make. Would I stand my ground and tell her she needed to leave? Or, would I take the cowardly route, let her stay, but pretend that I have to go out at 7am so she would stay any longer than that?

Of course I went with the latter, and so, she stayed. My irritation was pretty visible, I had given up the fake smile by this point, and any good host etiquette I had was long gone. I turned out the light and went to bed.

There was no hope of me actually sleeping. It was bad enough that I had someone in my bed that I didn't want to be there, but I also had to brush said persons arm off of me every 10 minutes as they kept trying to spoon me. Even though I couldn't sleep, I pretended to with a performance worthy of an Oscar, and at 7am I was able to get rid of her.

Needless to say, I gave myself a thorough talking to later that day and reflected on the mistakes I had made.

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

Possibly the guy in his mid sixties who turned up posing as a thirty year old, on top of that this 'non smoking' guy was sitting outside the pub smoking a roll-up.

The worse part about it all was his refusal to confirm that he wasn't actually thirty years old when Jane confronted him!

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

None at all, first meets are always at Clubs. If we click, great; if not, no problem. We have a back up of playing on our own or being tempted by others - win win

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By *otwife for useCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"None at all, first meets are always at Clubs. If we click, great; if not, no problem. We have a back up of playing on our own or being tempted by others - win win

Snap

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By *hrekfionaCouple
over a year ago

Leven

We have had a few sh*t expierences.

Our 1st meet couple showed up the verifications all looked great, but she couldn't do nothing for medical reasons and he couldnt get a hard on. So just left it at that was disappointing.

Then there is guys that come in play with us both then start getting full on with messages, insulting shrek and wanting me to have secret meets and affairs with them.... erm no!! (Happened atleast 4times now)

Then the prick that turned with with a girl (we had never met) and then couldn't perform so He f*cked off and left her miles from home in a strange house - lucky we are nice people

and after chatting we decided to have our own fun, have shrek his 1st mff x

So suppose take the bad with the good!

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By *969BewitchedWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Have had a few where we just didn't click in bed, even after being clear with likes and dislikes we were just not compatible, that's just unfortunate and you don't meet again but my worst was a guy who turned up and his B.O hit me as soon as he walked in. I politely told him I wasn't attracted but he then sat wanting to chat through my hints trying to get him to leave. Had to be brutal in the end and told him to go. He pestered me for ages saying I was his perfect meet, had to block in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

worsted

Dictionary result for worsted

/'w?st?d/

noun

noun: worsted; plural noun: worsteds; noun: worsted yarn; plural noun: worsted yarns

a fine smooth yarn spun from combed long-staple wool.

fabric made from worsted yarn, having a close-textured surface with no nap.

"a worsted suit"

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many years ago, long before internet dating sites, met a girl who said she was lesbian and had never slept with a man, a night of amazing sex followed. Woke up in the morning, she'd wet the bed and left! Never to be seen again."

Some on here would be proud of that

#pissingnotgushing

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Worstest I had was a social in Manchester. Had been chatting with a divorced lady for a couple of week. Spoke to her on the phone a couple of times, with no restrictions on time etc, so agreed to meet for a coffee.

Sat there facing the room and the door with her sat opposite and an angry man walked in. Pointed him out to her and she turned pale - then disclosed it was her husband. He came over and thankfully knew I had been duped because she had done it before, frog marched her out and I was left sat there with a busy coffee shop glaring at me the home-wrecker....

I left it a couple of minutes and walked out, not making eye contact with anyone or anything except the door to leave.

I stayed off fab for a couple of months after that

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Possibly the guy in his mid sixties who turned up posing as a thirty year old, on top of that this 'non smoking' guy was sitting outside the pub smoking a roll-up.

The worse part about it all was his refusal to confirm that he wasn't actually thirty years old when Jane confronted him!"

That's FAB honesty for you. Plenty of that type on here.

We had a guy turn up, but he'd brought a male friend who wanted to stand and watch. No mention of it in chats leading up to the meet. When they were declined at the door they got really shirty. Clyde ended up escorting them off our driveway, by their faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading through these im starting to wonder what im letting myself in for

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

first meet on here, met with for a social with a girl, she asked me to come back to hers. i did and then when we got there her 2 dogs had shit all over the house, it was disgusting. why invite people back if you live so messy? worked out why she had no veris lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a meet on here yet, but i was dating this girl when i was about 17-18, we was dog sitting my aunties rottweiler. Naturally me and the girl started getting up to no good, she started getting quite vocal the dog must have thought i was hurting her or something because the next thing i know this 8st Rotty sank its teeth into my arse!

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By *lterego78Man
over a year ago

Here, There, Everywhere...

Some on here would be proud of that

#pissingnotgushing

Tge worst bit was that I never saw her again lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Reading through these im starting to wonder what im letting myself in for

But then there are the best meets, where it's a meeting of minds and bodies, you just get each other and can be lost in each other for awhile. Sometimes it even works out that you become friends and there are repeat performances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few meets with bi women who couldn’t accommodate and basically wanted to meet to fuck Mr and get attention from me, but no reciprocation for me. It was when I first heard the term “bi selfish” as I was giving one oral! I also learned that “athletic” can mean overweight. One gave a half hearted attempt at touching me up and scraped me with her fake nails. They were my first meets where I played with women too! Haha, plus side, I realised I was definitely not just bi curious! Luckily met a few gorgeous and genuinely bi women since then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep open minded then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one for me was a fit young guy came over, we were having a lovely time, he’s just positioning himself nicely on top when his nose starts to pour with blood...all over my face....poor lad was devastated and full of apologies, no he didn’t get asked back ;(

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"what is the worsted meet you ever had I had one that was him and her but she did not really want it she did it for him if you want to know more will tell you

I had one which was about as bad as your use of the English language!

There’s no such word as worsted

There is it's woven material suitable for suiting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try not to dwell on the worsted meets, I just focus on the greatested ones..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres only one but il not embarrass the people involved or myself going into details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half expecting my first experience to pop up by someone else lol. Gonna make myself look shit but oh well haha.

Was a few years ago during my first stint on fab...and first ever meet. I had already knocked one out a couple times that day but Got offered a spontaneous meet with one half of a couple. Turned up eager and she got down to business sucking my cock....but my cock wasn't reacting at all (was really nervous) so had my little limp dick (not even a semi) sucked for a good awkward 10 mins. Was so embarrassed. Ate her pussy and got her to sit on my face for a while until my dick realised what the fuck was going on.Eventually turned it around but it wasn't the best start to a meet.

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By *ap d agde coupleCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Ours was when we meet a couple in a pub , she was very nice friendly, he never said a word other than a grunted hello , she was very nice looking , he was a slob .

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

The worsted meet I never had was with a guy who wore a Worsted suit!

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