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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Monday night is notoriously uneventful too.

I feel your pain - I'm away in hotels a lot with my occupation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Monday night is notoriously uneventful too.

I feel your pain - I'm away in hotels a lot with my occupation."

Maybe so well suppose theres an upside toby carvery next door

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

Living the dream!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Id love to be in a hotel by myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likewise, away tonight and tomorrow with not a lot going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake"

Always thought you were 2nd funniest guy on fab pmf

As a gesture I can post on my k*k groups for you fella ?

Lots of horny Scottish ladys n cples always up for fun

They do have a minuim req of 7 " though so could u borrow 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake"

Fucking fish? There are better past times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dreamers and flakes are the order of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake"

When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You could always try that who's near thing. Maybe there's someone in the Toby just waiting for a guy like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake

When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

Pussy magnet??????? FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh Toby Carvery yum!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake"

It’s not a residential English course you’re on is it?

Sorry... couldn’t resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you fashion a Yorkshire puddin op into a fannydango?

Perhaps add a little gravy?

Bit of horseradish if your feeling fruity

3 ladys and 2 cples have replied and want to know your location in jock land

And ive just made that up soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake

It’s not a residential English course you’re on is it?

Sorry... couldn’t resist.

Yeah, he’s the lecturer.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake

It’s not a residential English course you’re on is it?

Sorry... couldn’t resist.

Brilliant username!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's keep this going till pmf gets his daily oats

All for one and one for all as the 3 amigos once said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I "

Isn't rene missing off the end? Mmmm

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I "

Not even a visitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake

It’s not a residential English course you’re on is it?

Sorry... couldn’t resist.

Brilliant username!!!"

Thank you. Just changed it at the weekend as my other was awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I

Not even a visitor

Suppose someone could join me in my bubble bath scrub my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I

Isn't rene missing off the end? Mmmm

Rene??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could always try that who's near thing. Maybe there's someone in the Toby just waiting for a guy like you

Nooo thats too wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id love to be in a hotel by myself lol "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dong think they realise im the fuck of there life the poor soles or at lease the funniest guy they will meet i shall stay strong i know my power im blake the mother fucking snake

It’s not a residential English course you’re on is it?

Sorry... couldn’t resist.

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dont grt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I

Isn't rene missing off the end? Mmmm

Rene??"

As in irene...But I've just seen your not bi so that wouldn't work for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I

Isn't rene missing off the end? Mmmm

Rene??

As in irene...But I've just seen your not bi so that wouldn't work for you x"

Your right it wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I

Isn't rene missing off the end? Mmmm

Rene??

As in irene...But I've just seen your not bi so that wouldn't work for you x

Your right it wouldn't "

Do you like hotels/Toby carverys and live In Scotland s ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I

Isn't rene missing off the end? Mmmm

Rene??

As in irene...But I've just seen your not bi so that wouldn't work for you x

Your right it wouldn't

Do you like hotels/Toby carverys and live In Scotland s ?

I like hotel's & carvery but live a hell of a long way from Scotland

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"You could always try that who's near thing. Maybe there's someone in the Toby just waiting for a guy like you

Nooo thats too wild"

Go onnnnnnn.....you know you want to.

Do who's near and report back with who is on it, and we'll decide which one gets to sample 'Blake the Snake'.

I think that sounds like fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect night would be in an hotel room, just me, myself & I

Isn't rene missing off the end? Mmmm

Rene??

As in irene...But I've just seen your not bi so that wouldn't work for you x

Your right it wouldn't

Do you like hotels/Toby carverys and live In Scotland s ?

I like hotel's & carvery but live a hell of a long way from Scotland"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could always try that who's near thing. Maybe there's someone in the Toby just waiting for a guy like you

Nooo thats too wild

Go onnnnnnn.....you know you want to.

Do who's near and report back with who is on it, and we'll decide which one gets to sample 'Blake the Snake'.

I think that sounds like fun."

What a great idea

And I'm sure ll will choose you a hottie

B the s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could always try that who's near thing. Maybe there's someone in the Toby just waiting for a guy like you

Nooo thats too wild

Go onnnnnnn.....you know you want to.

Do who's near and report back with who is on it, and we'll decide which one gets to sample 'Blake the Snake'.

I think that sounds like fun."
1 sick lady i dont want ebola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to spend Monday night in hotel...and not for plasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

He is on other threads and opened a new thread. He is still awake, and alone

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

I don't think he fancied the lady in question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

He is on other threads and opened a new thread. He is still awake, and alone

All together now

Poor pmf arrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

I don't think he fancied the lady in question

Try and do a fellow fabster a good turn and what thanxs do you get

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

I don't think he fancied the lady in question

I don't think he liked the one you sorted out for him, but I have infinite faith in your ability. Can you sort out one for me? Not in a hotel but have a warm bed. Well it could be,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

He is on other threads and opened a new thread. He is still awake, and alone

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yep i ate watched fantastic beasts then stopped looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

He is on other threads and opened a new thread. He is still awake, and alone

All together now

Poor pmf arrrrrr

See how ur little digs get no response jealousy is an ugly emotion kid youd kid to have 5% of what i get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only having a bit of banter pal

Nothing to be taken seriously

And the same 5% 4 u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmf has gone quiet

Wonder if he's busy...........

Ll did you manage to choose wisely for him

He is on other threads and opened a new thread. He is still awake, and alone

All together now

Poor pmf arrrrrr

See how ur little digs get no response jealousy is an ugly emotion kid youd kid to have 5% of what i get "

"My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went 'Mr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?'. Didn't happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only having a bit of banter pal

Nothing to be taken seriously

And the same 5% 4 u

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ignore me im grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck it im off the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Home time yaaaaaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

More frustrating is hearing the room next door fucking like wild animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

More frustrating is hearing the room next door fucking like wild animals

I had that in my hotel in Birmingham last year.

I could hear everything.

The girl was screaming out: DARREN, DARREN....... DARRRENN!!

I think the blokes name was Darren lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

More frustrating is hearing the room next door fucking like wild animals

I had that in my hotel in Birmingham last year.

I could hear everything.

The girl was screaming out: DARREN, DARREN....... DARRRENN!!

I think the blokes name was Darren lol. "

Should of knocked on the door and said "did you want me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

More frustrating is hearing the room next door fucking like wild animals

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hotels been dead id have killed to hear a bit of banging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

More frustrating is hearing the room next door fucking like wild animals

I had that in my hotel in Birmingham last year.

I could hear everything.

The girl was screaming out: DARREN, DARREN....... DARRRENN!!

I think the blokes name was Darren lol.

Should of knocked on the door and said "did you want me"

Yeah I should of done. I did put a cheeky note through under their door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

More frustrating is hearing the room next door fucking like wild animals

I had that in my hotel in Birmingham last year.

I could hear everything.

The girl was screaming out: DARREN, DARREN....... DARRRENN!!

I think the blokes name was Darren lol.

Should of knocked on the door and said "did you want me"

Yeah I should of done. I did put a cheeky note through under their door.

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why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing more frustrating than being in a hotel alone without prospect of company

That fucker who broke my pussy magnet is gonna pay

More frustrating is hearing the room next door fucking like wild animals

I had that in my hotel in Birmingham last year.

I could hear everything.

The girl was screaming out: DARREN, DARREN....... DARRRENN!!

I think the blokes name was Darren lol.

Should of knocked on the door and said "did you want me"

Yeah I should of done. I did put a cheeky note through under their door.

why?

To ask if they wanted to meet in the bar for a drink.

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