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Two things you wish didn't exist and why

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Std's and unplanned pregnancy, sometimes I just wanna take off the johnny because it gets boring, but nope ice gotta stay protected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War, disease and poverty, obviously!

But that’s three, and you asked for two, and I can’t choose between them so I’ll have to dump them all and say prawns and top-knots instead. Just don’t like ‘em.

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Sex offenders and forced sex

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Danny Dyer and Gemma Collins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex offenders and forced sex"

Oh of course, have you seen that thing about R-kelly it disgusts me

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Sex offenders and forced sex

Oh of course, have you seen that thing about R-kelly it disgusts me"

I believe I can fly? ...yeah, that song getting to number one has always left a bad taste in my mouth.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cancer and taxes

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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Butter (because it’s truly disgusting) and Michael Buble (for crawling out of the woodwork and boring me to death every Christmas).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danny Dyer and Gemma Collins"
I agree but watching her skate around is comedy gold x

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

If you remove war and disease, poverty would largely fade as a bi product

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you remove war and disease, poverty would largely fade as a bi product "

Why would it? Poverty will always exist as its just a relative term.

Get rid of war and suddenly you have millions of people out of work as you gut one of the largest industries on the western world.

My two wishes would be for the biggest lottery win in history and to live forever in good health.

This thread is screaming for a Faustian version though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money, hate the fucking stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Cyclists who don't obey the highway code.

2. People who say "at the end of the day" for no reason at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Money, hate the fucking stuff. "

So youd go back to barter?

Money is just a physical representation of units of "work".

If we had to barter I'd starve i produce a product through skilled manual labour that is in very high demand (nearly a decade long waitinglist) but individually mine and my colleagues work is worthless at the end of each day there is nothing i could take to a shop and exchange for food.

How would i be able to live?

And of course once our products stop large parts of the rest of the nation would then starve as these things bring in part of the 60% of food we cant grow ourselves

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Jeremy Clarkson

Piers Morgan

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

People that don't understand the word 'no'

Bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans, no need for two options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Money, hate the fucking stuff.

So youd go back to barter?

Money is just a physical representation of units of "work".

If we had to barter I'd starve i produce a product through skilled manual labour that is in very high demand (nearly a decade long waitinglist) but individually mine and my colleagues work is worthless at the end of each day there is nothing i could take to a shop and exchange for food.

How would i be able to live?

And of course once our products stop large parts of the rest of the nation would then starve as these things bring in part of the 60% of food we cant grow ourselves"

I'd like to add Capitalism as my second choice.

No, I wouldn't choose a Better System either. It's the same thing, just in different units.

I don't want to hijack thread with political mumbo jumbo, so I'm not going to explain why and what my alternative would be.

I just don't like Money and I despise Capitalism. Make of that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Money, hate the fucking stuff.

So youd go back to barter?

Money is just a physical representation of units of "work".

If we had to barter I'd starve i produce a product through skilled manual labour that is in very high demand (nearly a decade long waitinglist) but individually mine and my colleagues work is worthless at the end of each day there is nothing i could take to a shop and exchange for food.

How would i be able to live?

And of course once our products stop large parts of the rest of the nation would then starve as these things bring in part of the 60% of food we cant grow ourselves

I'd like to add Capitalism as my second choice.

No, I wouldn't choose a Better System either. It's the same thing, just in different units.

I don't want to hijack thread with political mumbo jumbo, so I'm not going to explain why and what my alternative would be.

I just don't like Money and I despise Capitalism. Make of that what you will."

*Barter, not "better"

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By *8m00kWoman
over a year ago

balby


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1. Cyclists who don't obey the highway code.

2. People who say "at the end of the day" for no reason at all. "
it gets dark haha

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By *8m00kWoman
over a year ago

balby

Dirty public toilets and illness all round

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

The internet and mobile phones so that people could live in the real world and interact as humans should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over population as it’s destroying the world.

Custard Creams as they are an abomination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use “ super “ to describe something

And sex offenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps, horrible little bastards

Religion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Money, hate the fucking stuff.

So youd go back to barter?

Money is just a physical representation of units of "work".

If we had to barter I'd starve i produce a product through skilled manual labour that is in very high demand (nearly a decade long waitinglist) but individually mine and my colleagues work is worthless at the end of each day there is nothing i could take to a shop and exchange for food.

How would i be able to live?

And of course once our products stop large parts of the rest of the nation would then starve as these things bring in part of the 60% of food we cant grow ourselves

I'd like to add Capitalism as my second choice.

No, I wouldn't choose a Better System either. It's the same thing, just in different units.

I don't want to hijack thread with political mumbo jumbo, so I'm not going to explain why and what my alternative would be.

I just don't like Money and I despise Capitalism. Make of that what you will."

Ah slavery then.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Cancer

Been recovering from it

AIDS

It’s such a horrid desease

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By *ajorwetMan
over a year ago

poole

Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Money, hate the fucking stuff.

So youd go back to barter?

Money is just a physical representation of units of "work".

If we had to barter I'd starve i produce a product through skilled manual labour that is in very high demand (nearly a decade long waitinglist) but individually mine and my colleagues work is worthless at the end of each day there is nothing i could take to a shop and exchange for food.

How would i be able to live?

And of course once our products stop large parts of the rest of the nation would then starve as these things bring in part of the 60% of food we cant grow ourselves

I'd like to add Capitalism as my second choice.

No, I wouldn't choose a Better System either. It's the same thing, just in different units.

I don't want to hijack thread with political mumbo jumbo, so I'm not going to explain why and what my alternative would be.

I just don't like Money and I despise Capitalism. Make of that what you will.

Ah slavery then.

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You won't let this go will you? Two apolitical threads and youre repeatedly trying to challenge my view on this.

If I want a political debate, I'll see you in the Political Forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper cuts and hemarrhoids.

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

in a barter system you would be paid in usable commodities but money replaced that a thousand years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in a barter system you would be paid in usable commodities but money replaced that a thousand years ago"

But where would the company get useable comodities we dont produce anything use able to anyone that produces anything useable neither do our consumers.

By the time our customers scraped together enough food to buy our product for the company to give to us we'd have starved.

What we'd need is some form.of token of say an agreed value that we could use to directly

Aquire those goods.....But what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solicitors

All they do is pursuade a judge

Better off doing the pursuading ourselves.

Selling houses ...all they do is delay and hold your money in there account earning more money

Divorce ...they cot the divorcing couple thousands and thousands !@ for what ?

That money could go on the kids .etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The internet and mobile phones so that people could live in the real world and interact as humans should."

Bloody good idea flickers

Best idea ever !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle

Just google it god damn it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tottenham and marmite.

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By *kbloke_11Man
over a year ago

Hockley

People who start every fkn sentence with the word "so"

People that use the word "absolutely" instead of a simple yes or no!

And yes, I know there are more important things in life, but these two drive me mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you remove war and disease, poverty would largely fade as a bi product

Why would it? Poverty will always exist as its just a relative term.

Get rid of war and suddenly you have millions of people out of work as you gut one of the largest industries on the western world.

My two wishes would be for the biggest lottery win in history and to live forever in good health.

This thread is screaming for a Faustian version though

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I disagree about poverty being relative. If people have full stomachs, a roof over their head, no money worries, steady and fair/just employment, and lived above the poverty line, then the 1% would not be so much of an issue. It's about wealth distribution. People wouldn't be happier if everyone was poor.

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Andy Burnham monkey on the shoulders of manchester.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Poverty and Donald Trump

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Global warming and the evironmental impact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancer and the priminister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who start every fkn sentence with the word "so"

People that use the word "absolutely" instead of a simple yes or no!

And yes, I know there are more important things in life, but these two drive me mad."

What about those who say obviously when it is not obvious ...grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danny Dyer and Gemma CollinsI agree but watching her skate around is comedy gold x"

I've not seen her, is she as good as Todd Carty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive Male egos

Faux female ‘insecurity’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a think and I'm going with humans and parvovirus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massive Male egos

Faux female ‘insecurity’"

Have you got a twin sister?

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