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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The new messiah!

He’s got some balls on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size 50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we use this thread to get him to fuck Pocket-rocket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Size 50"

His balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the official thread part 2! It has been an enlightening read so far today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we use this thread to get him to fuck Pocket-rocket? "

That’s my aim

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

All bark no bite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this the official thread part 2! It has been an enlightening read so far today!"

It is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we use this thread to get him to fuck Pocket-rocket? "

I just wanna nick his DB9

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Fair play to him he keeps it going.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS"

And pay 5k for bobs and vagine yeah?

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Sad people dont remember me from lasf year ://///

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the official thread part 2! It has been an enlightening read so far today!

It is! "

Oh the eagerly awaited part two!

3...2...1...back in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeats or years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS"

Come and do me then. Stop yer yapping.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Dont let mum catch you on the computer

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

And pay 5k for bobs and vagine yeah?"

But worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS"

Do you do bareback?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

And pay 5k for bobs and vagine yeah?

But worth it"

Bobs and vagine

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

Come and do me then. Stop yer yapping."

NEED TO CHECK MY CALENDAR

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

And pay 5k for bobs and vagine yeah?

But worth it"

I need a new cunt will you buy me one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not many yeats at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

Come and do me then. Stop yer yapping.

NEED TO CHECK MY CALENDAR"

Anytime baby

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

And pay 5k for bobs and vagine yeah?

But worth it

I need a new cunt will you buy me one? "

Ask bbc ahhahahha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

And pay 5k for bobs and vagine yeah?

But worth it

I need a new cunt will you buy me one?

Ask bbc ahhahahha "

He’s the one that stretched it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borat is alive and well and on FAB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to start a new thread today on an entirely different topic, but won't bother at the moment as everyone seems to be enjoying this one! *she sits back and let's the chaos continue *

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Ok escort rdy bye losers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS

And pay 5k for bobs and vagine yeah?

But worth it

I need a new cunt will you buy me one?

Ask bbc ahhahahha

He’s the one that stretched it "

PMSL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is crazier than a shithouse rat

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Ok escort rdy bye losers"

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok escort rdy bye losers"

Is that a Ford Escort? They are good reliable little cars!

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Come on Johny god your patter is going stale the horny bitches of fab are loosing interest.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok escort rdy bye losers"

What happened to the DB9? I don’t blame you, I like a fast Ford

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ok escort rdy bye losers"
Dont forget your dinner money

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Most days I think Fabs can't get anymore bizarre.

Then I realise how wrong I was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had given up all hope of finding the perfect man. but then I came across the charm that is _ohnygod.

I'm not worthy of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS! So I'm to go unsatisfied, replaced by some 2 bob toothless moonlighting dinnerlady hooker.

I felt so special too, it was a match made in heaven.

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh. "

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina"

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry. "

We talk about ur vagina not my dick

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick"

Correct. My vagina.

However your dick is too small of a topic to talk about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick"

You're back so soon? That was a quick 5k worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick"

You not found a surgeon to remove it from your forehead yet then?

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick

Correct. My vagina.

However your dick is too small of a topic to talk about."

Any admin can ban here?

I hate people who love me too much

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick"

Nobody has seen it to talk about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick

You're back so soon? That was a quick 5k worth. "

It doesn’t sound like he’s worth your time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick

Correct. My vagina.

However your dick is too small of a topic to talk about.

Any admin can ban here?

I hate people who love me too much "

Please don't let them ban me until we've made sweet love all night long.

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick

You're back so soon? That was a quick 5k worth. "

SHE SUCK MY DICK WHEN IM TALK WITH MY FANS

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick

You're back so soon? That was a quick 5k worth.

SHE SUCK MY DICK WHEN IM TALK WITH MY FANS "

Prove it then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick

Correct. My vagina.

However your dick is too small of a topic to talk about.

Any admin can ban here?

I hate people who love me too much

Please don't let them ban me until we've made sweet love all night long.

"

Dont think his escort will get him to hundred acre wood!

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Ok escort rdy bye losers

Rude to call your mum that. Smh.

Please send me acc number

And book plastic surgery for your vagina

Surgeons can't fix perfection. Sorry.

We talk about ur vagina not my dick

You're back so soon? That was a quick 5k worth.

SHE SUCK MY DICK WHEN IM TALK WITH MY FANS

Prove it then. "

Just make selfie xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't like bbc anyway.

They make shit programs

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"We don't like bbc anyway.

They make shit programs "

pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS"

Fancy seeing you here.

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Chill fans gonna back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw noooooo!

That cant be the end

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Aw noooooo!

That cant be the end "

Get a wank mate times goes faster

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Chill fans gonna back later

"

Wife must be home from work. Ruined the fantasy now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Jonny...........noooooo...........don't leave me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chill fans gonna back later

Wife must be home from work. Ruined the fantasy now. "

Mum's home more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw noooooo!

That cant be the end

Get a wank mate times goes faster"

And in perfect english!?

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Bonus for my fans

My pictures are public.

You can wank and think how Johny fuck women

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Chill fans gonna back later

Wife must be home from work. Ruined the fantasy now.

Mum's home more like "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chill fans gonna back later

Wife must be home from work. Ruined the fantasy now.

Mum's home more like "

Carers turned up

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

If any of the issues in this afternoon's episode have affected you in anyway then please contact your local fb or see my inbox for more information.

Next on today's episode, can a spoon really be a fork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonus for my fans

My pictures are public.

You can wank and think how Johny fuck women "

I thought it was supposed to be massive?

I'm gonna have to go disappointed?

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

This women cry like a.... She didnt was able to make a step for 5 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any of the issues in this afternoon's episode have affected you in anyway then please contact your local fb or see my inbox for more information.

Next on today's episode, can a spoon really be a fork?"

They have! I was discussing pancakes and got called a virgin

So what item of cutlery do you recommend for eating pancakes?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"This women cry like a.... She didnt was able to make a step for 5 days "

I'm sure she's had bigger exits.

She was probably just disappointedly crying.

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Bonus for my fans

My pictures are public.

You can wank and think how Johny fuck women

I thought it was supposed to be massive?

I'm gonna have to go disappointed? "

My dick hate when I take picutre.... Shy.. So goes twice less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any of the issues in this afternoon's episode have affected you in anyway then please contact your local fb or see my inbox for more information.

Next on today's episode, can a spoon really be a fork?

They have! I was discussing pancakes and got called a virgin

So what item of cutlery do you recommend for eating pancakes?"

A spork is best

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"If any of the issues in this afternoon's episode have affected you in anyway then please contact your local fb or see my inbox for more information.

Next on today's episode, can a spoon really be a fork?

They have! I was discussing pancakes and got called a virgin

So what item of cutlery do you recommend for eating pancakes?"

Ideally, face first. It's best to attack the pancake like a rabid animal making sure to create as much mess as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck in Tokyo anyway johny!

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"The new messiah!

He’s got some balls on him "

You mean an imagination on him

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Bonus for my fans

My pictures are public.

You can wank and think how Johny fuck women

I thought it was supposed to be massive?

I'm gonna have to go disappointed?

My dick hate when I take picutre.... Shy.. So goes twice less "

Lies do not help you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it all goes quiet!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chill fans gonna back later

"

See ya later *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he left?

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Has he left? "

No rdy for a game!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Look I've got a client here who isn't happy with the service provided.

Uhh. Hello?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he left?

No rdy for a game! "

You talk a good game. Get yourself to hundred acre wood, and back it all up big boy

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Has he left?

No rdy for a game! "

Is it 3 steps to fake it.

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By *ristol1234Man
over a year ago

bridgwater

Look good mate don’t let these ladies put you down despite being on a shit salary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he left?

No rdy for a game!

You talk a good game. Get yourself to hundred acre wood, and back it all up big boy "

Cmon johny ffs man, cant turn that down!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he left?

No rdy for a game!

You talk a good game. Get yourself to hundred acre wood, and back it all up big boy

Cmon johny ffs man, cant turn that down!? "

Thank you.

My fannys fluttering here in anticipation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he left?

No rdy for a game!

You talk a good game. Get yourself to hundred acre wood, and back it all up big boy

Cmon johny ffs man, cant turn that down!?

Thank you.

My fannys fluttering here in anticipation."

Hes just put "hundred acre wood" into the satnav in his escort.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should spend some of his millions learning english

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

NEW TOPIC FOLLOW MY FANS LOVE U

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NEW TOPIC FOLLOW MY FANS LOVE U"

MWAHHHHHHH johny!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Is this the face of a No Deal Brexit-D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Just when I thought Danny Dyer was the biggest moron on earth, I am proved wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"REMEMBER

22 CM

ASTON MARTIN DB9

APARTAMENT LIVERPOOL STREET

80 WOMENS FUCK IN UK 200 WHOLE LIFE

90 K£ ON BARCLAYS ACCOUNT

ONLY 25YEATS"

Not got a clue how much 25 yeats is in sterling?

But we willing to give you 23 yeats for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we sure this isn't borats brother bilo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just when I thought Danny Dyer was the biggest moron on earth, I am proved wrong..."

Fab is glorious for playing Top Trumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you Johny for the best laugh I’ve had on fab since mingeman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just when I thought Danny Dyer was the biggest moron on earth, I am proved wrong...

Fab is glorious for playing Top Trumps"

Pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How is the god today

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs


"Are we sure this isn't borats brother bilo? "

His sister is number two prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

HELLO WHAT A NIGHT MY DICK PAIN SO HARD

GOD WHY SEX IS SO HARD

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Are we sure this isn't borats brother bilo?

His sister is number two prostitute in all of Kazakhstan."

Tell your mom to stop calling me

Im not gonna pay any money for you

You was mistake

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Sad people dont remember me from lasf year ://///"
oh i remember you. Very entertaining

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

The words Deluded and dickhead spring to mind,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hero returns

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bottom of the pile there

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Let me finish kebab and Im gonna post something what gonna destroy all of you

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Let me finish kebab and Im gonna post something what gonna destroy all of you "

How can you destroy anyone when you do not know how to spell correctly?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Let me finish kebab and Im gonna post something what gonna destroy all of you

How can you destroy anyone when you do not know how to spell correctly?"

I keep expecting every post to be punctuated with "I like"

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Let me finish kebab and Im gonna post something what gonna destroy all of you

How can you destroy anyone when you do not know how to spell correctly?

I keep expecting every post to be punctuated with "I like""

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Let me finish kebab and Im gonna post something what gonna destroy all of you

How can you destroy anyone when you do not know how to spell correctly?"

Your mom undertand when i said how much per hours do no worries

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Alexander meerkat is now springing to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alexander meerkat is now springing to mind "

No!!!!!

Don't ruin that for me.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Alexander meerkat is now springing to mind

No!!!!!

Don't ruin that for me. "

Sorry hehe

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Let me finish kebab and Im gonna post something what gonna destroy all of you

How can you destroy anyone when you do not know how to spell correctly?

Your mom undertand when i said how much per hours do no worries "

Oh so you pay 64 year old paralysed women who weigh 23 stone? Fair play to you mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me finish kebab and Im gonna post something what gonna destroy all of you "

Destroy? Really?

Was that the best you could come up with?

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham

3 months here and a verification. I hope nobody who's on here despairing over their lack of success finds out. Tip them over the edge.

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham

£90k in your Barclays account.

Clearly not a financial advisor then.

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"£90k in your Barclays account.

Clearly not a financial advisor then."

2 beedroms top floor

69 m2

Liverpool Street zone 1

520k by cash any more words

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"£90k in your Barclays account.

Clearly not a financial advisor then.

2 beedroms top floor

69 m2

Liverpool Street zone 1

520k by cash any more words"

Any more words? ...tosser maybe?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Cough compensating .. Cough

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond"

Picture of you butt naked sat on the bonnet or it never happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£90k in your Barclays account.

Clearly not a financial advisor then.

2 beedroms top floor

69 m2

Liverpool Street zone 1

520k by cash any more words"

I'm skint, can I have some money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this has made me laugh so very much

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"£90k in your Barclays account.

Clearly not a financial advisor then.

2 beedroms top floor

69 m2

Liverpool Street zone 1

520k by cash any more words

I'm skint, can I have some money? "

You wish

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond"

Sounds fantastic actually. Driving round London at 20 mph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond"

More like Basildon Bond

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond

More like Basildon Bond "

Letters after his name.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond

More like Basildon Bond "

Brooke Bond?

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond

More like Basildon Bond

Brooke Bond?"

Tea mr shifter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond

More like Basildon Bond

Letters after his name."

Six letters I’m guessing

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond

More like Basildon Bond

Brooke Bond?"

Dont worry next friday benefits should come on your debit account xD

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Aston Martin db9

Feel like James bond

More like Basildon Bond

Brooke Bond?

Tea mr shifter?"

The name is Shitter .. Bullshitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a ride in your Aston Martin before I ride you like I stole you.

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan


"Can I have a ride in your Aston Martin before I ride you like I stole you. "

Sorry dont want a used women xD

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Sad people dont remember me from lasf year ://///"

Wouldn't lose any sleep over it, most don't remember you from your last post

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By *urhamjayMan
over a year ago

Durham

I've never been in an Astin Martin.

Can I have a ride in yours before you hand it back.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"If any of the issues in this afternoon's episode have affected you in anyway then please contact your local fb or see my inbox for more information.

Next on today's episode, can a spoon really be a fork?"

hey waitress I hava a spoon and a knife. I need a fuck a on the table. You better notta fuck on the table you sonna, of a bitch arriverdeci

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

This thread is comedy gold! Definitely worth the price of entry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any of the issues in this afternoon's episode have affected you in anyway then please contact your local fb or see my inbox for more information.

Next on today's episode, can a spoon really be a fork?hey waitress I hava a spoon and a knife. I need a fuck a on the table. You better notta fuck on the table you sonna, of a bitch arriverdeci "

I remember that 'song'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m thinking Manuel from faulty towers ???

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By *ondonGent83Man
over a year ago

Stratford


"Can I have a ride in your Aston Martin before I ride you like I stole you.

Sorry dont want a used women xD"

Only likes virgins then, makes sense! They have nothing to compare with to realise how shit he is! ????

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I’m thinking Manuel from faulty towers ??? "

Manuel is nice guy and can get shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we sure this isn't borats brother bilo?

His sister is number two prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

Tell your mom to stop calling me

Im not gonna pay any money for you

You was mistake "

is verrry nice!

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