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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This made me laugh and cry at the same time!

Had a wink and a friends invite from a new to site couple (as is often the case no message first!!) - he 32, she 20 - a perfectly acceptable pair of ages to me! Sent them a nice introductory few lines saying hi and telling them a bit about me - got a nice response and proceeded to swap a few messages.

Broached the subject of a social drink to chat face to face - and got a reply saying sorry - she doesn't meet anyone old enough to be her dad! lol

Guess there's more folk signing up on here used to appearing on Jeremy Kyle than I thought! Or am I just getting old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, let me get this right, they made 1st contact then turned you down as you were to old? hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes 32. Your 35. Shes 20.

Hmm. So I guess (in doing the math) that the latter end of 14 is a typical age to be fathering children these days!!!

I call shenanigans on that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, let me get this right, they made 1st contact then turned you down as you were to old? hmmmm"

Yep - guess all that watching JK has ruined their eyesight enough to prevent them noticing the well hidden detail of my age on my profile! Either that or (not wanting to be cynical here! lol) the first messages were all from 'him' - and he'd neglected to tell 'her' who he'd been messaging!! Some people eh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hes 32. Your 35. Shes 20.

Hmm. So I guess (in doing the math) that the latter end of 14 is a typical age to be fathering children these days!!!

I call shenanigans on that one!!! "

Yep - was pleased to see they listed 'safe sex' on their profile! Guess a lesson may have been learnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you can borrow our zimmer xxx We are real old foggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they sound like plebs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Mine has go faster stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zim zimmer pass me the keys to ma bimmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol you can borrow our zimmer xxx We are real old foggies"

Thanks - i'd come and collect it myself but until i'm further up the queue for my hip replacement - guess i'll be stuck bedridden for a while longer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly ignore winks anyway, always ignore friend requests unless they have chatted or mailed first... But had a wink and friend request from a couple at the same ages... totally ignored it as well below our age preference, I am 52 J is 45 so guess if it is the same ones they just made everyone in the south west friends...

If we had accepted and chatted then would have been rejected as grandparents

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mostly ignore winks anyway, always ignore friend requests unless they have chatted or mailed first... But had a wink and friend request from a couple at the same ages... totally ignored it as well below our age preference, I am 52 J is 45 so guess if it is the same ones they just made everyone in the south west friends...

If we had accepted and chatted then would have been rejected as grandparents "

Lol - you could be right! Wonder how many actually said yes - guessing probably not many!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

perhaps he saw your pics and felt he wouldnt measure up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"perhaps he saw your pics and felt he wouldnt measure up lol "
I agree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hes 32. Your 35. Shes 20.

Hmm. So I guess (in doing the math) that the latter end of 14 is a typical age to be fathering children these days!!!

I call shenanigans on that one!!! "

Jezza Kylse makes money of those types of dads on his show.

How they can re-produce and not hit themselves in the face with the result is beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"perhaps he saw your pics and felt he wouldnt measure up lol "

Lol - might be the case - might also explain why all the pics were of her! But hey - size isn't everything!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahah this always makes me ... most likely a single guy with a fantasy girlfriend as "they" didnt mention it till you talked about meeting

also a pretty lame excuse considering he is 32 anyway.... and your not old enough to be her dad... unless someone did something illegal to you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahahah this always makes me ... most likely a single guy with a fantasy girlfriend as "they" didnt mention it till you talked about meeting

also a pretty lame excuse considering he is 32 anyway.... and your not old enough to be her dad... unless someone did something illegal to you... "

definately a real couple - unless they'd done several 'self-verifications'! (As if such a thing could possibly happen! lol). And without mentioning their home town - pretty sure the local Primark has a pre-teen maternity unit! lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Why not just accept they don't want to meet you and move on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not just accept they don't want to meet you and move on?

"

Oh I did - doesn't bother me at all - just found it amusing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahahah this always makes me ... most likely a single guy with a fantasy girlfriend as "they" didnt mention it till you talked about meeting

also a pretty lame excuse considering he is 32 anyway.... and your not old enough to be her dad... unless someone did something illegal to you...

definately a real couple - unless they'd done several 'self-verifications'! (As if such a thing could possibly happen! lol). And without mentioning their home town - pretty sure the local Primark has a pre-teen maternity unit! lol"
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Huntingdon or cambridge then ??? lol JK

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahahah this always makes me ... most likely a single guy with a fantasy girlfriend as "they" didnt mention it till you talked about meeting

also a pretty lame excuse considering he is 32 anyway.... and your not old enough to be her dad... unless someone did something illegal to you...

definately a real couple - unless they'd done several 'self-verifications'! (As if such a thing could possibly happen! lol). And without mentioning their home town - pretty sure the local Primark has a pre-teen maternity unit! lol##

Huntingdon or cambridge then ??? lol JK"

You're really selling your neck of the woods to me! lol. But no - slightly closer to the studio JK is filmed at - in fact - i'm pretty sure they live next door!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

sounds like you got hit by some epic time wasters there.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"sounds like you got hit by some epic time wasters there.

"

Or....perhaps they just decided he wasn't for them?

Could be as simple as that...

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

Could be as simple as that..."

They could have but instead of making an excuse about age which they could clearly see before the winked/added him as a friend/messaged him they could have been straightforward.

Its not much to ask imo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Could be as simple as that...

They could have but instead of making an excuse about age which they could clearly see before the winked/added him as a friend/messaged him they could have been straightforward.

Its not much to ask imo "

You mean to say some people don't read profiles before messaging? I'm stunned!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

You mean to say some people don't read profiles before messaging? I'm stunned!"

yeah I heard that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You mean to say some people don't read profiles before messaging? I'm stunned!

yeah I heard that !"

..but you didn't read it

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