FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying Statuses

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What statuses make you roll your eyes

I like

Hmmmm what to do with myself tonight

Wow.... you know who you are ( no veri appears )

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

'This site is shite, does no one meet?' - or words to that effect. Oh, that'll help...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Leaving this site because of......'

all the best mate/luv

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By *racknell SexMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

constant bragging..

'Needed that!'

'Best fuck ever!'

blah blah blah...

If it was so great why you still on here chatting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"skint and horny"

Why don't you just log on to another site and list your prices there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't read enough to become annoyed or bored with them. I can't remember what people write on them.

I'm going for a look.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I don't think I can really comment on other people's statuses given the shite I post

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

Fab my pics..... it’s just embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

I’d wind you all up then as I always update our status with a pile of the same shite

Sorry- not sorry

Mrs P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"constant bragging..

'Needed that!'

'Best fuck ever!'

blah blah blah...

If it was so great why you still on here chatting."

I come on here after sex to boast about the lovely sex I just had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Yaayy it's the weekend' or the xmas standards...'sack emptying, cum once a year and on the naughty list'

really grind my gears...

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By *ot Wife BeckyCouple
over a year ago

Near Bergerac

"At home, bored......"

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Status updates amuse me generally.( You can get some proper dodgy ones at 3am )

Reading them isn't compulsory tho , so feel free to avert your eyeballs if they irritate or offend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flirty ones that end in "you know who you are".

The other one is "Please fab our latest picture. One of you might get lucky and be picked to play with". Yeah sure.

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By *arkndirtyMan
over a year ago

sale

I think when I've had a great fuck the last thing I'm thinking about is going back on line so reporting immediately after a meet is not a good sign. In fact the really great genuine people are quite low key. I see status as way to flag up my preference for that day if I can meet.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Status updates amuse me generally.( You can get some proper dodgy ones at 3am )

Reading them isn't compulsory tho , so feel free to avert your eyeballs if they irritate or offend.

I do use some of them as a quality control though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see I totally disagree with you all

It’s as if you think it only has to be about when you’re available etc

But why? Who wrote those rules?

Why can’t this site be used as a social site for those who love sex and like minded people.

I personally love reading both the sex updates and the random - just taking kids swimming ones...

All an insight to that person/ couple

Guess it’s what you want to get out of the site at the end of the day

Mrs P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"constant bragging..

'Needed that!'

'Best fuck ever!'

blah blah blah...

If it was so great why you still on here chatting.

I come on here after sex to boast about the lovely sex I just had

Have you never heard Akon and The Lonely Island’s song “I just had sex”?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather wonderful one was "Anywun pay for me phone top-up?".

But I love them all, really.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A rather wonderful one was "Anywun pay for me phone top-up?".

But I love them all, really."

Indeed, a classic - and more than likely a Jeremy Kyle Show fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard, full of spunk, who wants it?

Man looking for women. I wonder how many get flooded with replyies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found that if you say cunt you get more views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""At home, bored......""

This just. Makes me think give a wide berth

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

The posts saying " it's my birthday*

Knowing full well you saw the same status 2 months ago.

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

New irk of bugging statuses.

I'm thinking of leaving fab. Give me a reason to stay

Two weeks later they still on the site.

The attention seekers.

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By *omeFreeMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

I try to make them mildly amusing but sometimes if you've just had good sex you get a buzz out of telling everyone. It's not really bragging imo

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By *ower Couple - NorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Watton

I find it funny when people complain that they do not get face pics in messages when they themselves do not have face pics in their public photos. Most people on fab pull like a level of privacy due to fakes Or our personal lives. But to then use the status to moan that you don’t get what you want - hypocritical brat!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Newly opened accounts (weeks old) moaning they have had no meets. Single men who say things like "Which bitch is gonna be lucky to suck me off? My current favourite, moaners about hoildays - having to cut them short, or going into quatentine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it funny when people complain that they do not get face pics in messages when they themselves do not have face pics in their public photos. Most people on fab pull like a level of privacy due to fakes Or our personal lives. But to then use the status to moan that you don’t get what you want - hypocritical brat!"

Amen to that

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Read the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The massive long winded ones where you have too type the(secret)word to ensure youve read so far

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