FabSwingers.com forum: Message Reply

By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

Good evening Horny People

We have formulated the following standard reply for those who send us messages and have obviously not read what we are looking for in a meet.

Yes it’s tongue in cheek but it’s very effective.

It goes like this

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

All they're going to see is that they're held in a queue, half of them will message back in a few days to check where they are in the queue now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I nick that?

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Can I nick that?

You most certainly can

xxxx

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Kind of like an answer phone with out the voice lol

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

Hahaha would been funny if it was sent with some scotish accent lmao

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Hahaha would been funny if it was sent with some scotish accent lmao "

Lol. Yes. Saying it to my self now

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Good evening Horny People

We have formulated the following standard reply for those who send us messages and have obviously not read what we are looking for in a meet.

Yes it’s tongue in cheek but it’s very effective.

It goes like this

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

"
That give you an ego boost?

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North Devon-ish

Trouble is, that isn't actually saying no thanks. So gives them food for thought as it will go over many heads and they will only read what they want to read. They will no doubt message back.

It is very witty though.

We have a bog standard. "Thanks for the interest and the compliments and we really appreciate your message, but it will be a sorry and wish you well".

That gets copied into their private notes box (site supporters)

If they come back a few weeks later with the same sort of message, they get the message pasted back to them,

The 3rd time we just block.

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Trouble is, that isn't actually saying no thanks. So gives them food for thought as it will go over many heads and they will only read what they want to read. They will no doubt message back.

It is very witty though.

We have a bog standard. "Thanks for the interest and the compliments and we really appreciate your message, but it will be a sorry and wish you well".

That gets copied into their private notes box (site supporters)

If they come back a few weeks later with the same sort of message, they get the message pasted back to them,

The 3rd time we just block.

As we said, it is tongue in cheek. No matter what you do, some people will never “Get It” So may as well have fun along the way

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Trouble is, that isn't actually saying no thanks. So gives them food for thought as it will go over many heads and they will only read what they want to read. They will no doubt message back.

It is very witty though.

We have a bog standard. "Thanks for the interest and the compliments and we really appreciate your message, but it will be a sorry and wish you well".

That gets copied into their private notes box (site supporters)

If they come back a few weeks later with the same sort of message, they get the message pasted back to them,

The 3rd time we just block.

As we said, it is tongue in cheek. No matter what you do, some people will never “Get It” So may as well have fun along the way

xx"
You don't even have to reply though, it is redundant.

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Trouble is, that isn't actually saying no thanks. So gives them food for thought as it will go over many heads and they will only read what they want to read. They will no doubt message back.

It is very witty though.

We have a bog standard. "Thanks for the interest and the compliments and we really appreciate your message, but it will be a sorry and wish you well".

That gets copied into their private notes box (site supporters)

If they come back a few weeks later with the same sort of message, they get the message pasted back to them,

The 3rd time we just block.

As we said, it is tongue in cheek. No matter what you do, some people will never “Get It” So may as well have fun along the way

xx You don't even have to reply though, it is redundant."

Mr Blonde. Stop Trolling and looking to create an argument. It’s called a Sense of Humour. Suck it up or bugger off.

Bye Sweety xxx

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Trouble is, that isn't actually saying no thanks. So gives them food for thought as it will go over many heads and they will only read what they want to read. They will no doubt message back.

It is very witty though.

We have a bog standard. "Thanks for the interest and the compliments and we really appreciate your message, but it will be a sorry and wish you well".

That gets copied into their private notes box (site supporters)

If they come back a few weeks later with the same sort of message, they get the message pasted back to them,

The 3rd time we just block.

As we said, it is tongue in cheek. No matter what you do, some people will never “Get It” So may as well have fun along the way

xx You don't even have to reply though, it is redundant.

Mr Blonde. Stop Trolling and looking to create an argument. It’s called a Sense of Humour. Suck it up or bugger off.

Bye Sweety xxx"
OK, just don't let the site go to your head but it seems too late.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Hahaha would been funny if it was sent with some scotish accent lmao "

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

There you go - Scottish accent

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Trouble is, that isn't actually saying no thanks. So gives them food for thought as it will go over many heads and they will only read what they want to read. They will no doubt message back.

It is very witty though.

We have a bog standard. "Thanks for the interest and the compliments and we really appreciate your message, but it will be a sorry and wish you well".

That gets copied into their private notes box (site supporters)

If they come back a few weeks later with the same sort of message, they get the message pasted back to them,

The 3rd time we just block.

As we said, it is tongue in cheek. No matter what you do, some people will never “Get It” So may as well have fun along the way

xx You don't even have to reply though, it is redundant.

Mr Blonde. Stop Trolling and looking to create an argument. It’s called a Sense of Humour. Suck it up or bugger off.

Bye Sweety xxx OK, just don't let the site go to your head but it seems too late."

Oh Lordy. We don’t even know you darling. We wouldn’t particularly want to get to know you with that attitude.

Let’s just leave it at that shall we?

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Hahaha would been funny if it was sent with some scotish accent lmao

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

There you go - Scottish accent

Sounds great lol xxx

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Trouble is, that isn't actually saying no thanks. So gives them food for thought as it will go over many heads and they will only read what they want to read. They will no doubt message back.

It is very witty though.

We have a bog standard. "Thanks for the interest and the compliments and we really appreciate your message, but it will be a sorry and wish you well".

That gets copied into their private notes box (site supporters)

If they come back a few weeks later with the same sort of message, they get the message pasted back to them,

The 3rd time we just block.

As we said, it is tongue in cheek. No matter what you do, some people will never “Get It” So may as well have fun along the way

xx You don't even have to reply though, it is redundant.

Mr Blonde. Stop Trolling and looking to create an argument. It’s called a Sense of Humour. Suck it up or bugger off.

Bye Sweety xxx OK, just don't let the site go to your head but it seems too late.

Oh Lordy. We don’t even know you darling. We wouldn’t particularly want to get to know you with that attitude.

Let’s just leave it at that shall we?

xx"
Just find it poor taste to kick somebody when they are already down. The feeling is mutual.

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Trouble is, that isn't actually saying no thanks. So gives them food for thought as it will go over many heads and they will only read what they want to read. They will no doubt message back.

It is very witty though.

We have a bog standard. "Thanks for the interest and the compliments and we really appreciate your message, but it will be a sorry and wish you well".

That gets copied into their private notes box (site supporters)

If they come back a few weeks later with the same sort of message, they get the message pasted back to them,

The 3rd time we just block.

As we said, it is tongue in cheek. No matter what you do, some people will never “Get It” So may as well have fun along the way

xx You don't even have to reply though, it is redundant.

Mr Blonde. Stop Trolling and looking to create an argument. It’s called a Sense of Humour. Suck it up or bugger off.

Bye Sweety xxx OK, just don't let the site go to your head but it seems too late.

Oh Lordy. We don’t even know you darling. We wouldn’t particularly want to get to know you with that attitude.

Let’s just leave it at that shall we?

xx Just find it poor taste to kick somebody when they are already down. The feeling is mutual."

Not kicking anyone who’s down. We are not a Charity for the Entitled people of this Scene.

Or maybe we should say Yes to every one who wants to come to ours as they are passing and “Slam my Back Doors In” just because THEY want to get their Rocks Off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All they're going to see is that they're held in a queue, half of them will message back in a few days to check where they are in the queue now

Very true....

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"All they're going to see is that they're held in a queue, half of them will message back in a few days to check where they are in the queue now

Very true.... "
Stop putting out fires with gasoline you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Horny People

We have formulated the following standard reply for those who send us messages and have obviously not read what we are looking for in a meet.

Yes it’s tongue in cheek but it’s very effective.

It goes like this

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

That give you an ego boost?"

No I think it was reflecting their sense of humour to be honest

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Good evening Horny People

We have formulated the following standard reply for those who send us messages and have obviously not read what we are looking for in a meet.

Yes it’s tongue in cheek but it’s very effective.

It goes like this

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

That give you an ego boost?

No I think it was reflecting their sense of humour to be honest "
So you would appreciate a message like that?

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Good evening Horny People

We have formulated the following standard reply for those who send us messages and have obviously not read what we are looking for in a meet.

Yes it’s tongue in cheek but it’s very effective.

It goes like this

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

That give you an ego boost?

No I think it was reflecting their sense of humour to be honest "

And that was exactly what we were doing. No Single Guy knocking. We like Single Guys. Some people are too easily offended. What do they call them now? Snowflakes?

Think we should call them Cumflakes here on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We save time and block em!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Horny People

We have formulated the following standard reply for those who send us messages and have obviously not read what we are looking for in a meet.

Yes it’s tongue in cheek but it’s very effective.

It goes like this

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

That give you an ego boost?

No I think it was reflecting their sense of humour to be honest So you would appreciate a message like that?"

If I received a reply like that, I would think they are busy people who have a good sense of humour 100%

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"We save time and block em!"

Yeah. You can do that. So do we. But wouldn’t life be boring if we all did the same?

Xxx

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"We save time and block em!"
Yeah people who get a lot probably wouldn't waste their time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We save time and block em! Yeah people who get a lot probably wouldn't waste their time."

Can't win ... don't reply you get called rude. Send a tongue in cheek copy and paste and get told you have an ego.

Just do what ever works for you OP

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"Good evening Horny People

We have formulated the following standard reply for those who send us messages and have obviously not read what we are looking for in a meet.

Yes it’s tongue in cheek but it’s very effective.

It goes like this

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

That give you an ego boost?

No I think it was reflecting their sense of humour to be honest So you would appreciate a message like that?

If I received a reply like that, I would think they are busy people who have a good sense of humour 100%"

Thank you

We are and we do

Xxxxxxx

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"We save time and block em! Yeah people who get a lot probably wouldn't waste their time.

Can't win ... don't reply you get called rude. Send a tongue in cheek copy and paste and get told you have an ego.

Just do what ever works for you OP

Exactly. We are friendly, funny and happy people. As well as loving the swinging world.

The Post was aimed at the Chancers who have no respect for what WE are looking for in a meet and only what THEY want.

No Ego. We know we are sexy lol. Take that how you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Horny People

We have formulated the following standard reply for those who send us messages and have obviously not read what we are looking for in a meet.

Yes it’s tongue in cheek but it’s very effective.

It goes like this

Thank you for contacting us. Your message is important and we appreciate you choosing Ess & Enn.

We are currently experiencing a high level of interest and you are being held in a Queue.

While you are waiting, please take some time to familiarise yourself with what WE are looking for.

Thank you for your patience

That give you an ego boost?

No I think it was reflecting their sense of humour to be honest So you would appreciate a message like that?

If I received a reply like that, I would think they are busy people who have a good sense of humour 100%

Thank you

We are and we do

Xxxxxxx"

Why not, a least they get a message back, if you ain't got a bit of humor you might not be such a fit. I might send a message to to get the reply.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

OP, it made me smile. A good tongue in cheek reply!

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

"OP, it made me smile. A good tongue in cheek reply!

Thank you my lovely.

It was as intended. Shame some people don’t or won’t get it lol xxxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"OP, it made me smile. A good tongue in cheek reply!

Thank you my lovely.

It was as intended. Shame some people don’t or won’t get it lol xxxx"

Aah well, you win some, you lose some...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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If you suddenly need to take offence at a post that is good natured, highlighting a polite and effective way of dealing with someone who sends a speculative message without even attempting to read the couples profile, take the following steps:

Go to My Account.

Select Delete Account.

Type your password.

Type "I Understand" in the box where you understand that you are deleting your profile forever.

Click Delete profile.

Google Mumsnet.

Crack on.

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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

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FORUM POLITE NOTICE

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Go to My Account.

Select Delete Account.

Type your password.

Type "I Understand" in the box where you understand that you are deleting your profile forever.

Click Delete profile.

Google Mumsnet.

Crack on.

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Fantastic

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