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Spontaneous human combustion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that just a load of old piss and wind or perhaps a future recipe for disaster?

PS Lets so how soon we can turn this topic onto something completley random and off subgect yeah???

No serious points tho please or moaning sods having a whinge lol its Sunday ffs xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I like yorkshire puds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow...Had to click on this thread!

Thought it was some new hardcore fetish that was sweeping the nation.

A tad disappointed but feel a bit safer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a load of tosh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow...Had to click on this thread!

Thought it was some new hardcore fetish that was sweeping the nation.

A tad disappointed but feel a bit safer...."

Hmmmmmm a new hardcore fetish hey now theres an idea mmmmm wonder if I could get any giny pigs willing to partake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagged hard enough to get a warm glow but never burst into flames.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shagged hard enough to get a warm glow but never burst into flames. "

lol im sure I could sort that for ya if you so desired lol I fuck hard x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there a case of this in galway or somewhere out west last year

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think ive been wound up enough to spontanously combust before now, the closest ive come is having a lovely smell of synging flesh when i electricuted myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shiny red item

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shagged hard enough to get a warm glow but never burst into flames. "

Love that warm glow.

Probably why hearing about dogging in January just leaves us cold....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CSI based an episode on this, the clothing acted as a wick, the body's fats kept it slowly burning like a candle and there was no other burning or damage to the rest of the room.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I read about this in a ghost book I had..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if an Eeeel is an Electric Eeeel then how come the water around it aint effected? does it have its own earth under the skin??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry, chilli, beer = Cumbustion of all proportions!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Followed this years ago

Read a lot on the subject and watched numerous documentaries

Fascinating subject and i personally think it is a very real natural phenomenon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if an Eeeel is an Electric Eeeel then how come the water around it aint effected? does it have its own earth under the skin?????????????? "

I've heard that some wear rubber gloves..But I can't prove it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There have been cases all over the world were the body had just combusted and the fat and tisue just burns its self I think normally post mortum tho so after a say for instance fatal heart attack the corpse then just on random occasions ignites and cremates its self so to speak well not so much cremate but put it this wat theres sometimes bugger all left to identify the remains

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So if an Eeeel is an Electric Eeeel then how come the water around it aint effected? does it have its own earth under the skin??????????????

I've heard that some wear rubber gloves..But I can't prove it."

hahaha thats the bloody spirit m8 and just what I was looking for lol lol I think theres only you read my post properly so far and every one else is missing the point entirely hahaha keep it up yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like yorkshire puds"

Got to agree on that one, seems some good things do come from the North East

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like yorkshire puds

Got to agree on that one, seems some good things do come from the North East "

This is how we do it :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a boy his name was Jim his friends were very good to him they gave him tea and cakes and jam and slices of delicous ham theres nothing for Jim they wouldnt do, they evn took him to the zoo but there it was that dreadfull fate befell him which I will now relate!

So whos heard this one before then folks and who can fill in the rest of the peom please on here!????????????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a boy his name was Jim his friends were very good to him they gave him tea and cakes and jam and slices of delicous ham theres nothing for Jim they wouldnt do, they evn took him to the zoo but there it was that dreadfull fate befell him which I will now relate!

So whos heard this one before then folks and who can fill in the rest of the peom please on here!????????????????????"

or poem even lol soz bloody dark in here now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about always keeping your hand in a Nurse and getting head from a lion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something about always keeping your hand in a Nurse and getting head from a lion "

yeah thats along the right lines

mmmm head from a lion hey snarrrrrrl haha wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm ….!. The average healthy human body contains about 60% water,,,,,,

Hey, I'm just say'in.... pfft,,,, we all know how well water burns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols "

I may be slightly biased, but imo the photo is not doing her justice

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Something about always keeping your hand in a Nurse and getting head from a lion "

Nah its the stick wi a orses ed andle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols

I may be slightly biased, but imo the photo is not doing her justice "

It is a very, very nice photo.....

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I don't like Spontaneous human combustion.

Much prefer to arrange things well in advance.

Still, it heats the local swimming pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like Spontaneous human combustion.

Much prefer to arrange things well in advance.

Still, it heats the local swimming pool."

You plan in advance people bursting into flames & put their bodies in your swimming pool ?

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I wish I had a swimming pool.

No, The local council uses the heat from the crematorium to heat the local pool.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/jan/24/crematorium-heat-swimming-pool-redditch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish I had a swimming pool.

No, The local council uses the heat from the crematorium to heat the local pool.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/jan/24/crematorium-heat-swimming-pool-redditch"

I have heard about this before and i Must say I think its great but the sinister side in me would want a clause in my will to say that I must be allowed up the ventalation pipes and into the pool so I can get amongst the costumes out there hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dropped in on a localish doggin spot last night first time in ages and within minuets dropped lucky but was interupted soon after getting it on by kids in cars lol little bastards. Anyhow guess what im off to the same spot again right now for an hour or 3 lol like I say aint been doggin for ages and bloddy ages but am going out again tonight just to see if I can drop lucky twice in a row.

Speak soon folks and please keep this thread going yeah with some other random stuff as well

cheers xx

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

Ren says think of the money it would save, she could just scoop me into a jar and put it on the mantlepiece get a bottle of brandy and thats it funeral and wake for £20.

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

they gave him tea and cakes and jam

and slices of delicious ham

and chocolate with pink inside

and little tricycles to ride

they read him stories through and through

and even took him to the zoo

but, there it was the dreadful fate befell

him which i now relate

you know, at least you ought to know

for i have often told you so

that children never are allowed to leave their nurses in a crowd

now this was jims especial foible

he ran away when he was able

and on this inauspicious day

he slipped his hand and ran away

he hadnt gone a yard when BANG !!

with open jaws a lion sprang

and hungrily began to eat the boy beginning at his feet

theres more but my fingers

are tired now

its Jim....by Hilaire Belloc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A psychic once told me that I was destined to die from Spontaneous Human Combustion.

Since then, I eat numerous bags of un-popped popcorn on a daily basis.

Just to confuse the fuck out of whoever finds my body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A psychic once told me that I was destined to die from Spontaneous Human Combustion.

Since then, I eat numerous bags of un-popped popcorn on a daily basis.

Just to confuse the fuck out of whoever finds my body."

That is soooo funny....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

it wont happen without an external heat source, to the body that is...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Something about always keeping your hand in a Nurse and getting head from a lion

yeah thats along the right lines

mmmm head from a lion hey snarrrrrrl haha wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols "

There was a Boy whose name was Jim;

His Friends were very good to him.

They gave him Tea, and Cakes, and Jam,

And slices of delicious Ham,

And Chocolate with pink inside

And little Tricycles to ride,

And read him Stories through and through,

And even took him to the Zoo--

But there it was the dreadful Fate

Befell him, which I now relate.

You know--or at least you ought to know,

For I have often told you so--

That Children never are allowed

To leave their Nurses in a Crowd;

Now this was Jim's especial Foible,

He ran away when he was able,

And on this inauspicious day

He slipped his hand and ran away!

He hadn't gone a yard when--Bang!

With open Jaws, a lion sprang,

And hungrily began to eat

The Boy: beginning at his feet.

Now, just imagine how it feels

When first your toes and then your heels,

And then by gradual degrees,

Your shins and ankles, calves and knees,

Are slowly eaten, bit by bit.

No wonder Jim detested it!

No wonder that he shouted ``Hi!''

The Honest Keeper heard his cry,

Though very fat he almost ran

To help the little gentleman.

``Ponto!'' he ordered as he came

(For Ponto was the Lion's name),

``Ponto!'' he cried, with angry Frown,

``Let go, Sir! Down, Sir! Put it down!''

The Lion made a sudden stop,

He let the Dainty Morsel drop,

And slunk reluctant to his Cage,

Snarling with Disappointed Rage.

But when he bent him over Jim,

The Honest Keeper's Eyes were dim.

The Lion having reached his Head,

The Miserable Boy was dead!

When Nurse informed his Parents, they

Were more Concerned than I can say:--

His Mother, as She dried her eyes,

Said, ``Well--it gives me no surprise,

He would not do as he was told!''

His Father, who was self-controlled,

Bade all the children round attend

To James's miserable end,

And always keep a-hold of Nurse

For fear of finding something worse.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I like yorkshire puds

Got to agree on that one, seems some good things do come from the North East "

ah ha...but the recipe I have started doing comes from Gino the chef....and he is italian !!....they sure do rise to the occasion though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah ha...but the recipe I have started doing comes from Gino the chef....and he is italian !!....they sure do rise to the occasion though "

But is he from the North East of Italy? if so thats close enough and as long as it rises to the occasion then satisfaction is only a matter of time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols

I may be slightly biased, but imo the photo is not doing her justice "

Ok so pls can I see another photo that does then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spontaneous human combustion.

My wife has this when i want sex late at night.

OOOPS oh sorry she doesnt go up in flames she goes OUT LIKE A LIGHT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now theres a light that never goes out hey no not the Morrisey song im thinking more of a pilot light haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a bangin shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked if I smoked after intercourse.

I said, 'I've never looked'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a serious issue - The Kings of Leon even sang about it (Your Sex Is On Fire)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds bloody painful lol

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