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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I’ve updated my profile, reckon I’ve got it nailed down but appreciate any thoughts or advice

Thanks

T

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Re write that fooker it’s massive unappealing

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"Re write that fooker it’s massive unappealing "

Probably go back to the original as it can't be any worse than the update

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all the help, I’ve added a caveat which may assist

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Id rip my own eyes out if i seen u in person lol lol good luck on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve updated my profile, reckon I’ve got it nailed down but appreciate any thoughts or advice

Thanks

T"

Dude, just assume womens pussies don't smell like Grimsby.

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Top profile.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want touch you Tommy but as you aren't really Tommy I am unsure now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to see your face coz you must be an Adonis x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want touch you Tommy but as you aren't really Tommy I am unsure now "

You get a special pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would love to see your face coz you must be an Adonis x"

Apparently you can’t look me directly in the eyes otherwise you’ll immediately have the most powerful orgasm ever and self combust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to see your face coz you must be an Adonis x

Apparently you can’t look me directly in the eyes otherwise you’ll immediately have the most powerful orgasm ever and self combust "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox."

I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I can see youve tried to go for a humourous take mirroring what a majority of some women’s profile read like (I’ve done similar with mine with the questions that a majority of some guys ask) but I think it’s missed the mark and will go over the heads of most and they’ll just read it and unfortunately just think you’re a bit of an arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for all the comments and messages, especially the ones telling me to leave the site.

It’s good to see that it’s not just the men that don’t read profiles, the caveat at the foot that it is a p1ss take has clearly been lost on some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.

I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.

Heaven forbid someone should be offended

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.

I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.

Heaven forbid someone should be offended

"

Exactly! Can’t be missing out on quality minge for being offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.

I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.

Heaven forbid someone should be offended

Exactly! Can’t be missing out on quality minge for being offensive "
Minge you are quality Tommy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.

I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.

Heaven forbid someone should be offended

Exactly! Can’t be missing out on quality minge for being offensive Minge you are quality Tommy "

Thanks, I know what you’re thinking, I bet that smooth talking bastard gets all the bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t see anything wrong with that. Perhaps add that you can breathe through your ears and that you’re a heavy cummer and that you can go again and again. They’ll be queuing up.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Profiles spot on ,,, what’s good for the goose etc etc !!!

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

I like your profile mate it's spot on.

Has given me some ideas for mine.

All the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it the first time i read it..

However, the fact you have to qualify it by adding a caveat says more about you than those who think it is serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.

I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.

Heaven forbid someone should be offended

Exactly! Can’t be missing out on quality minge for being offensive Minge you are quality Tommy

Thanks, I know what you’re thinking, I bet that smooth talking bastard gets all the bitches "
You took the words right out of my clunge I mean mouth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least somebody has a sense of humour, well done, OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got it the first time i read it..

However, the fact you have to qualify it by adding a caveat says more about you than those who think it is serious "

If you saw the messages I’d had you would see why the caveat was added... some real vitriol and hatred on here at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got it the first time i read it..

However, the fact you have to qualify it by adding a caveat says more about you than those who think it is serious "

The fact you have to comment on his caveat, then say it says more about him, suggests you didn’t get it at all and therefore in summary says more about you, I would suggest.

As a side note, the word is quantify.

Yours sincerely

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Hahaha, love it! Would love to see the messages you've had, bet you've had a right laugh! (Sarah)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone read my profile and give me tips,as I don't think it's working

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Can someone read my profile and give me tips,as I don't think it's working "

Yeah it’s shite mate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can someone read my profile and give me tips,as I don't think it's working "

Your pic is sideways up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So I’ve updated my profile, reckon I’ve got it nailed down but appreciate any thoughts or advice

Thanks

T"

Was there a profile?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can someone read my profile and give me tips,as I don't think it's working "

It all sounds a bit vague and thrown together. Give it some thought and say more specifically what you have to offer a meet and what you expect from a meet and would you meet a 99 year old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank u

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

BEST profile i have seen ..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Can someone read my profile and give me tips,as I don't think it's working "

Just get better and better..

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