FabSwingers.com forum: I praise of the bog standard woman.

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up...

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Above average sofa

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By *ock6050Man
over a year ago

dalry

yes think your well above average to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for another?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Above average sofa

Is it one of them big corner thingies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a slightly chubby average

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m a slightly chubby average

There’s loads of us!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I'll join you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a slightly chubby average

There’s loads of us!"

There really is, we need a thread like this!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

Give over, you're slim.

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

Budge up Tops...

Or sit on my lap...

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

Your far from bog standard look sexy as if you ask me your above average take that from a slightly chubbier than standard lil rough round edges and worn but genuine bloke who cud perhaps sit just on the edge of that average sofa if everyone don't mind squizing up come to think of it us all squizing up on sofa mite be way more than average fun x

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

Don't put yourself in a box. Everyone has something to offer someone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is of a standard.

All made unique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see the beauty in all shapes and sizes, I also have fantasies about a whole group of women, one from each 'size' on the spectrum as it were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My box is ‘take-it or leave-it’

Jumping on the sofa of beauty... squish up

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

The sofas getting interesting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

Behave yourself.

Your pics are bloody awesome. If that's what you thinking average then we are all in trouble.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Interesting stuff from the blokes about their perceptions of me and the other women on the thread.

My size 14-16 arse, size 12 top half and substantial thighs put me well away from slim or BBW and strangely enough, they are the only two categories that women are supposed to fall into here.

Funny how a few have assumed that this is a thread displaying my negativity towards myself when in fact, those who know me, know my default setting is ‘smug bitch’

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"My box is ‘take-it or leave-it’

Jumping on the sofa of beauty... squish up"

Oooo, I like you.

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"Interesting stuff from the blokes about their perceptions of me and the other women on the thread.

My size 14-16 arse, size 12 top half and substantial thighs put me well away from slim or BBW and strangely enough, they are the only two categories that women are supposed to fall into here.

Funny how a few have assumed that this is a thread displaying my negativity towards myself when in fact, those who know me, know my default setting is ‘smug bitch’

I like your default setting my apologise for thinking otherwise I just like to complement where it is due

Catogorys are funny things that none of us should really worrie about should only be the one catogory : the be yerself and love it box x

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up...

Budge up Tops...

Or sit on my lap...

Xx"

Come and squeeze in between me and this other beauty,

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

I was expecting "let you hair down" at the end there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog standard are majority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting stuff from the blokes about their perceptions of me and the other women on the thread.

My size 14-16 arse, size 12 top half and substantial thighs put me well away from slim or BBW and strangely enough, they are the only two categories that women are supposed to fall into here.

Funny how a few have assumed that this is a thread displaying my negativity towards myself when in fact, those who know me, know my default setting is ‘smug bitch’

If 12 top and 14-16 is not classed as slim then I must be fecking morbidly obese then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God imagine if OP was considered bog standard. We'd all be so happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah lets praise the utter babes,,the drop dead gorgeous ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

You may be on the average sofa, but you could slide that sweet arse onto the perfect sofa ANY day too!!!!!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Interesting stuff from the blokes about their perceptions of me and the other women on the thread.

My size 14-16 arse, size 12 top half and substantial thighs put me well away from slim or BBW and strangely enough, they are the only two categories that women are supposed to fall into here.

Funny how a few have assumed that this is a thread displaying my negativity towards myself when in fact, those who know me, know my default setting is ‘smug bitch’

If 12 top and 14-16 is not classed as slim then I must be fecking morbidly obese then

A size 16 arse is not slim! I have to buy xxl tights, stockings and holdups.

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"Interesting stuff from the blokes about their perceptions of me and the other women on the thread.

My size 14-16 arse, size 12 top half and substantial thighs put me well away from slim or BBW and strangely enough, they are the only two categories that women are supposed to fall into here.

Funny how a few have assumed that this is a thread displaying my negativity towards myself when in fact, those who know me, know my default setting is ‘smug bitch’

If 12 top and 14-16 is not classed as slim then I must be fecking morbidly obese then

A size 16 arse is not slim! I have to buy xxl tights, stockings and holdups. "

I'd have no complaints if that sexy ass was next to me on the sofa mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what "category" I fall under. I am what I am. If people like what they see then fab but just keep walking if not.

We can't be everyone's cup of tea can we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting stuff from the blokes about their perceptions of me and the other women on the thread.

My size 14-16 arse, size 12 top half and substantial thighs put me well away from slim or BBW and strangely enough, they are the only two categories that women are supposed to fall into here.

Funny how a few have assumed that this is a thread displaying my negativity towards myself when in fact, those who know me, know my default setting is ‘smug bitch’

If 12 top and 14-16 is not classed as slim then I must be fecking morbidly obese then

A size 16 arse is not slim! I have to buy xxl tights, stockings and holdups. "

Where do you shop??? That’s mental x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't care what "category" I fall under. I am what I am. If people like what they see then fab but just keep walking if not.

We can't be everyone's cup of tea can we

Yaaaaaas THIS X

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If you're on about bog as in toilet then yeah, here I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog standard average jo here too

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all bog standard but it's in the eyes boggling that gets us all perfect

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."
you look more than bog standard to me...in fact you look pretty amazing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for another on ur sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d this a double decker sofa? (One for the Lego nerds).

I’m slim but think of me as average as I don’t meet the gym fit criteria. I just want to be normal *insert cry emoji here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting stuff from the blokes about their perceptions of me and the other women on the thread.

My size 14-16 arse, size 12 top half and substantial thighs put me well away from slim or BBW and strangely enough, they are the only two categories that women are supposed to fall into here.

Funny how a few have assumed that this is a thread displaying my negativity towards myself when in fact, those who know me, know my default setting is ‘smug bitch’

The perception of you that comes to mind, from reading forums for a year or two now,is, this lady knows what she is about and doesn't take sh%t from anyone! Could be miles from the mark, or not?

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

Topsy I'm a similar build to you, and don't feel like I fit the labels either, but nah none of us are bog standard! I'd hate to be average. We're all unique and all have something to offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A made up woman on a page from a magazine is not sexy. A real woman in your hands is sexy with all the lumps and bumps a real woman should have. Everyone’s life’s been a story of ups and downs good times and bad, your body should show that I know mine does.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I don't think I'm big enough for the bbw tag and probably too big for 'average' so no idea. Size 14 with a mum tum? Do I start my own thread? Or can I stay here?

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

There's nothing average about me!

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Average here too! Wobbly bits and a mum tum. Hey ho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average gal here

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By *antsguy007Man
over a year ago

Whiteley

"Average gal here

Damn Lass - you are anything but average

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The standards are pretty low on Fabs, 3s are like 9s. Bog standard women are treated like godesses here. You’ll all be fine

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"The standards are pretty low on Fabs, 3s are like 9s. Bog standard women are treated like godesses here. You’ll all be fine "

Thankfully, most of us don’t value our worth by how attractive or desirable we are to men. We don’t care about that particular misogynistic noise.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Everyone is bog standard to someone - it doesn't come down to labels or categories certainly not when it comes down to relationships of either the strings attached or unattached variety - it simply comes down to attraction and that isn't necessarily defined by body shape or size

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Everyone is bog standard to someone - it doesn't come down to labels or categories certainly not when it comes down to relationships of either the strings attached or unattached variety - it simply comes down to attraction and that isn't necessarily defined by body shape or size

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you demean and disrespect yourself...? There are lots of people in this world that would do it for you willingly..and I am not one...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Why do you demean and disrespect yourself...? There are lots of people in this world that would do it for you willingly..and I am not one..."

If you knew Topsy (like I know Topsy and yes I did just sing that in my head!!) you'd know the last thing she would ever do is demean or disrespect herself in the slightest - intelligent, sassy and head screwed on are all appropriate where she's concerned (and no I can't believe I just used the word sassy in a sentence either!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."
plus size sounds nice ??

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up...plus size sounds nice ?? "

If you're suggesting if you're not slim you're plus size no,it doesn't sound nice. If you're appreciating larger curves carry on.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm extremely average...budge up xx

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up...plus size sounds nice ?? "

Plus size usually refers to large women. I’m not large and this is a tongue in cheek thread aimed at the stupidity of categorising women.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Why do you demean and disrespect yourself...? There are lots of people in this world that would do it for you willingly..and I am not one...

I think that was a white night post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more space on the sofa, please? I'm neither BBW or slim, I'm just me

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Any more space on the sofa, please? I'm neither BBW or slim, I'm just me

There's a few laps to sit on, is that ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any more space on the sofa, please? I'm neither BBW or slim, I'm just me

There's a few laps to sit on, is that ok?"

That's more than ok, especially if they are nice, cushy ones

. My bum doesn't like too boney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any more space on the sofa, please? I'm neither BBW or slim, I'm just me

There's a few laps to sit on, is that ok?"

Any more room for me?

I’ve got long legs

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By *heGriswoldsCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Can I (Mrs G) join in too on this couch.....loving the average bod thread!!

Am neither BBW or slim. Just ya average Joe with a mum tum....xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

You're exceptionally slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxymoron I know, but exceptionally average here

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'll join you too. "

If that's a bog standard bod, more if them please ...

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

*of them*

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Any more space on the sofa, please? I'm neither BBW or slim, I'm just me

There's a few laps to sit on, is that ok?

Any more room for me?

I’ve got long legs

Bagsy your lap

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up...

You're exceptionally slim

I thank you missus but a size 16 arse is not slim. I love my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting stuff from the blokes about their perceptions of me and the other women on the thread.

My size 14-16 arse, size 12 top half and substantial thighs put me well away from slim or BBW and strangely enough, they are the only two categories that women are supposed to fall into here.

Funny how a few have assumed that this is a thread displaying my negativity towards myself when in fact, those who know me, know my default setting is ‘smug bitch’

If 12 top and 14-16 is not classed as slim then I must be fecking morbidly obese then

14-16 is not slim....but on here it may so as there are so many way way above that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

I'd have you down as an athletic shape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up...

You're exceptionally slim

I thank you missus but a size 16 arse is not slim. I love my arse. "

U have a great body !! I would say u look slim and sexy in your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look super slim OP. You look Fab!

I'm a 16-18 up top and a 12 on the waist. Not sure what category I'd come into but I get several charming messages a week calling me fat (amongst other things).

Interesting to see others views on what they consider slim/curvy/athletic/fabulous. No matter what I put, there's always some smart arse guy messaging me to pick fault.

I like to think I'm just fit enough to not suffocate anyone when sat on their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

You are way above average lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes... an average thread... why didn't i think of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm size 14 and 36 G/H. I wouldn't say I'm bbw and I'm certainly not slim but I wouldn't ever call myself average either. My sparkling personality bumps me up to at least 6 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm size 14 and 36 G/H. I wouldn't say I'm bbw and I'm certainly not slim but I wouldn't ever call myself average either. My sparkling personality bumps me up to at least 6 out of 10 "

You're averageness is what attracts people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm size 14 and 36 G/H. I wouldn't say I'm bbw and I'm certainly not slim but I wouldn't ever call myself average either. My sparkling personality bumps me up to at least 6 out of 10 "

Way above average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm size 14 and 36 G/H. I wouldn't say I'm bbw and I'm certainly not slim but I wouldn't ever call myself average either. My sparkling personality bumps me up to at least 6 out of 10 "

This exactly this. 12-14. 34H atm.

I’m not bbw. I’m far from slim.

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By *laction manMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The standards are pretty low on Fabs, 3s are like 9s. Bog standard women are treated like godesses here. You’ll all be fine

Thankfully, most of us don’t value our worth by how attractive or desirable we are to men. We don’t care about that particular misogynistic noise.

Really? Because this thread looks like an exercise in validation. Don’t get me wrong, Fabs is all about giving women validation when they wouldn’t normally get it, and I’m cool with that, but just don’t pretend it’s about anything other than a reaffirmation of your attractiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

Are you eating a corn dog in the bath!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look super slim OP. You look Fab!

I'm a 16-18 up top and a 12 on the waist. Not sure what category I'd come into but I get several charming messages a week calling me fat (amongst other things).

Interesting to see others views on what they consider slim/curvy/athletic/fabulous. No matter what I put, there's always some smart arse guy messaging me to pick fault.

I like to think I'm just fit enough to not suffocate anyone when sat on their face

I dunno but you're pretty much perfect.

I've got you hotlisted till i can message in 6 months time when i turn 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't put myself in any category or take heed of anyone who does or wants to put a number on his perception of my attractiveness.

Those kinds of people bore me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't put myself in any category or take heed of anyone who does or wants to put a number on his perception of my attractiveness.

Those kinds of people bore me. "

If it helps i think youre a solid 42

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"The standards are pretty low on Fabs, 3s are like 9s. Bog standard women are treated like godesses here. You’ll all be fine

Thankfully, most of us don’t value our worth by how attractive or desirable we are to men. We don’t care about that particular misogynistic noise.

Ah yes, there we are, the mansplainer.

This was a tongue in cheek thread poking fun at the bollocks written on all the size threads about women and how we are SUPPOSED to look according to other people, and that’s BBW or slim.

Your assumption of me seeking validation is so far away from the truth, you’d look mightily daft if you said it in my company. My default setting is smug bitch and I own it.

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over a year ago

"The standards are pretty low on Fabs, 3s are like 9s. Bog standard women are treated like godesses here. You’ll all be fine

Thankfully, most of us don’t value our worth by how attractive or desirable we are to men. We don’t care about that particular misogynistic noise.

Ah yes, there we are, the mansplainer.

This was a tongue in cheek thread poking fun at the bollocks written on all the size threads about women and how we are SUPPOSED to look according to other people, and that’s BBW or slim.

Your assumption of me seeking validation is so far away from the truth, you’d look mightily daft if you said it in my company. My default setting is smug bitch and I own it."

Whats interesting is you've gotten attacked for this, i started a thread litterally titled "look at me" and everyone was positive.

While men do get a hard time on fab i think on the forums there is far less overt criticism aimed at us.

Women do seem to get more vitrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't put myself in any category or take heed of anyone who does or wants to put a number on his perception of my attractiveness.

Those kinds of people bore me.

If it helps i think youre a solid 42"

Is that out of 50 or 100 though.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up..."

The question is what is normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The standards are pretty low on Fabs, 3s are like 9s. Bog standard women are treated like godesses here. You’ll all be fine

Thankfully, most of us don’t value our worth by how attractive or desirable we are to men. We don’t care about that particular misogynistic noise.

Ah yes, there we are, the mansplainer.

This was a tongue in cheek thread poking fun at the bollocks written on all the size threads about women and how we are SUPPOSED to look according to other people, and that’s BBW or slim.

Your assumption of me seeking validation is so far away from the truth, you’d look mightily daft if you said it in my company. My default setting is smug bitch and I own it.

Whats interesting is you've gotten attacked for this, i started a thread litterally titled "look at me" and everyone was positive.

While men do get a hard time on fab i think on the forums there is far less overt criticism aimed at us.

Women do seem to get more vitrol"

I find the using numbers to rate women vitriol is usually by men who over-estimate their own number. In my opinion, obviously.

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Can we squeeze on too? Or do we have to stand around awkwardly nursing a drink?

B X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up...

The question is what is normal? "

When it comes to attractiveness or body shape there is no normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't put myself in any category or take heed of anyone who does or wants to put a number on his perception of my attractiveness.

Those kinds of people bore me.

If it helps i think youre a solid 42

Is that out of 50 or 100 though."

Who says it isnt out of 10

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"That’s me, bog standard when it comes to size and shape (I used to be fucking fat 10 years ago) so which thread can I post on?

I don’t fit in the BBW or slim threads.

Come and join me on the average sofa, let’s buddy up...

The question is what is normal?

When it comes to attractiveness or body shape there is no normal.

Exactly like if a lot of people are over weight in society that is the norm but not medically normal to be over weight. Or if they're are lot of images of people in the media looking a certain way or genetics from a certain area etc etc.

Either way someone will place there concept of beauty on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman can never be 'bog standard' as women will always be the superior gender.. Let's face it..I will never understand them and I do try... Women ..enjoy your mystique...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We're all unique, individually designed - nowt standard about anyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're all unique, individually designed - nowt standard about anyone xx"

Except our mitochondria which are inherited from our mother and can all be traced back to the human "Eve" all of us have a tiny and vastly important piece in common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont put woman in to size groups.

Size 16 ass is quite normal on a lot of woman. Its great seeing them wiggle or jiggle walking behind them.

Its also a lot more ass to kiss and adore.

We cant all be skinny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is someone fishing here

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"We're all unique, individually designed - nowt standard about anyone xx

Except our mitochondria which are inherited from our mother and can all be traced back to the human "Eve" all of us have a tiny and vastly important piece in common.

But before humens even existed mytachondrias ancestor were a separate species of bacteria that one cell in jested and instead of braking it down to make energy it created a symbiotic relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats going deep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is someone fishing here "

For compliments?....yes I suspect so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make sense in the forums. Always nice to read your posts and well said again.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Is someone fishing here

For compliments?....yes I suspect so

Who’s doing that then and is there a problem if they are?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Average guy here can I join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I fit this criteria nicely

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I guess that's me I'm short and fat size 14/16 so I don't know if I'm big enough to be a bbw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does it really matter what size we all are ?? we should all be sticking together all women are beautiful end of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright

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By *ldaCouple
over a year ago

sutton Coldfield

Funny how a tongue in cheek thread gets taken over........

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Funny how a tongue in cheek thread gets taken over........"

That’s because they all have their own agenda and don’t read all the posts!

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By *corcherMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

I've always said I'm average. I'm not fat (I don't think) but I'm must definitely not fit. There's no porn genre for me. "average guys doing OK"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get what you see with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm curvy but lot of men say I should put average in my profile. I don't know then

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By *corcherMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

If you think you're curvy, put that. Average is... Kinda average. If I could think of something better to describe myself as, I would.

For what it's worth I think curvy is a good thing. I'd go for curvy over average any day.

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over a year ago

"If you think you're curvy, put that. Average is... Kinda average. If I could think of something better to describe myself as, I would.

For what it's worth I think curvy is a good thing. I'd go for curvy over average any day. "

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"If you think you're curvy, put that. Average is... Kinda average. If I could think of something better to describe myself as, I would.

For what it's worth I think curvy is a good thing. I'd go for curvy over average any day. "

There are small sized women who are very curvy.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"If you think you're curvy, put that. Average is... Kinda average. If I could think of something better to describe myself as, I would.

For what it's worth I think curvy is a good thing. I'd go for curvy over average any day.

There are small sized women who are very curvy. "

Short arse here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you think you're curvy, put that. Average is... Kinda average. If I could think of something better to describe myself as, I would.

For what it's worth I think curvy is a good thing. I'd go for curvy over average any day.

There are small sized women who are very curvy.

Short arse here

Personally...I think youre way above average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curves are just amazing!

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

No ones average we all have special qualities in some way or another,

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