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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool

There's a lot of comments on here about what size cocks people want or have. My question is how do you measure it? From the end to where at the base?

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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Oh, and I'll get the first funny in....

With a tape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measured from the top side to the tip. i.e. from the pubic bone and up and not from the arse. The clinical way is to measure it flaccid stretched to the pulled end of the penis, not the pulled end of the foreskin. There must be millions of web sites dedicated to this. Try large penis support group (LPSG) all your dick q's are answered there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lot of comments on here about what size cocks people want or have. My question is how do you measure it? From the end to where at the base?"

against a lynx can or sky remote

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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool

I should have said "where do most men measure from?" I'm sure there will be some women telling us that they start half way up their back

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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"There's a lot of comments on here about what size cocks people want or have. My question is how do you measure it? From the end to where at the base?

against a lynx can or sky remote "

I've seen those small cans of . just look like the real thing in a pic. That could make me look impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lot of comments on here about what size cocks people want or have. My question is how do you measure it? From the end to where at the base?

against a lynx can or sky remote

I've seen those small cans of . just look like the real thing in a pic. That could make me look impressive "

haha, or you could go "retro" and use a video tape... they do travel size lynx cans too

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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"There's a lot of comments on here about what size cocks people want or have. My question is how do you measure it? From the end to where at the base?

against a lynx can or sky remote

I've seen those small cans of . just look like the real thing in a pic. That could make me look impressive

haha, or you could go "retro" and use a video tape... they do travel size lynx cans too"

Video tape? beta max or VHS?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

You get a piece of string tie it you your cock and then tie it to the exhaust pipe of next door car

when they go to work in the morning wait until they get to the end of the road and then measure it from there

Seriously I would'nt even worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lot of comments on here about what size cocks people want or have. My question is how do you measure it? From the end to where at the base?

against a lynx can or sky remote

I've seen those small cans of . just look like the real thing in a pic. That could make me look impressive

haha, or you could go "retro" and use a video tape... they do travel size lynx cans too

Video tape? beta max or VHS?"

defo VHS

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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"You get a piece of string tie it you your cock and then tie it to the exhaust pipe of next door car

when they go to work in the morning wait until they get to the end of the road and then measure it from there

Seriously I would'nt even worry about it"

Haha like it. I'm not worried, far from it, i'm just curious. I've had a few people say things in meets which made my head swell a bit but when they ask about the size and i tell them honestly, they've turned around and said other guys who say they are bigger but just aren't. Just made me wonder where abouts these people are measuring from.

It's only a bit of fun. I think most guys who are... shall we say exagerating, won't respond to this thread at all

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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"There's a lot of comments on here about what size cocks people want or have. My question is how do you measure it? From the end to where at the base?

against a lynx can or sky remote

I've seen those small cans of . just look like the real thing in a pic. That could make me look impressive

haha, or you could go "retro" and use a video tape... they do travel size lynx cans too

Video tape? beta max or VHS?

defo VHS"

so not the small digital ones in camcorders? lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You decide whether to measure in man inches or women inches

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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"You decide whether to measure in man inches or women inches "

Do you have a conversion chart for them?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You decide whether to measure in man inches or women inches

Do you have a conversion chart for them? "
i do yes...rule of thumb is like women telling you what dress size they are only the opposite.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You decide whether to measure in man inches or women inches

Do you have a conversion chart for them? i do yes...rule of thumb is like women telling you what dress size they are only the opposite..... "

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By *ollyhappytime OP   Man
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"You decide whether to measure in man inches or women inches

Do you have a conversion chart for them? i do yes...rule of thumb is like women telling you what dress size they are only the opposite..... "

Gotcha. So with dress sizes i always go one or two lower, Why, i don't know because lets face it, we all know what the proper size is.

So with my little fella i should add on an inch or two because thats what people expect. Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure in fab inches....seems most do.....u get ya fab tape measure along with rules n regs at po.box 69........blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky+ remote is bigger ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lot of comments on here about what size cocks people want or have. My question is how do you measure it? From the end to where at the base?

against a lynx can or sky remote

I've seen those small cans of . just look like the real thing in a pic. That could make me look impressive "

The coca cola company brought those smaller cans out specifically for this purpose and for use on profile pics.

I am happy, this is my fave regular subject and the first of 2012. I love that guys are so obsessed with measurement. I hope some guys post the length and girth of their penis to the exact millimetre

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when flacid

if the tip is same level as bottom of scrotum... endowed.

if the tip hangs just lower than bottom of scrotum... well endowed

if the tip hangs down to knee... very, very well endowed and Frankie Dettori will ride you in the Cheltenham Gold Cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it has something to do with the toilet seat because the vast majority of cock pics we get sent have them dangling it over one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm...does it really matter what size... As long as it aint tiny it will be fine.... Of course the motion is the key... So put the tape away and stick it out proud.... Well in...no no out.... I mean in...no out..in..out..in...out....oh u know what i mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure it from the balls on the bedstead to the knob on the wardrobe door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big cock, little cock, width n gerth, whats it matter as long as it worksx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"big cock, little cock, width n gerth, whats it matter as long as it worksx"
cause it matters...ok scenario for ya.....a man with a tiny cock meets a woman with a huge welly top fanny....what happens then?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

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^^ that is NOT 6 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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^^ that is NOT 6 inches "

Tis so xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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^^ that is NOT 6 inches "

it is if you cut the first 5 inch of the tape measure like most guys seem to do

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By *anictechCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow - ish ;-)

If it's over 11" inches, it becomes a "foot" and thats a whole new ball game....

XxX MT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"big cock, little cock, width n gerth, whats it matter as long as it worksxcause it matters...ok scenario for ya.....a man with a tiny cock meets a woman with a huge welly top fanny....what happens then? "

What's a wellI top fanny? excuse my innocence! Xx am a baby to all this and learning!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"big cock, little cock, width n gerth, whats it matter as long as it worksxcause it matters...ok scenario for ya.....a man with a tiny cock meets a woman with a huge welly top fanny....what happens then?

What's a wellI top fanny? excuse my innocence! Xx am a baby to all this and learning! "
a HUGE fanny....ya know....trying to throw a sausage up an entry kinda thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"big cock, little cock, width n gerth, whats it matter as long as it worksxcause it matters...ok scenario for ya.....a man with a tiny cock meets a woman with a huge welly top fanny....what happens then?

What's a wellI top fanny? excuse my innocence! Xx am a baby to all this and learning! a HUGE fanny....ya know....trying to throw a sausage up an entry kinda thing"

Ohhhhh! lol, well I am a welli person but not a welli fanny! Phew!

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