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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud

Having torn an intercostal muscle I (M) am currently abed drifting on a codene cloud and made me think of one of our first and very enjoyable meets.

We’d been chatting to this couple . Exchanged numbers and talking on the phone to finalise details at ours ... all sorted then we got a text message saying there something the Hubby thought we should know. I called him back and he very sweetly said “I hadn’t mentioned it before but I do have a leg in plaster is that going to be a problem ?”

It wasn’t for us. (Turned out well for him as he ended up on the bottom of a heap of bodies )

No nasty stories please but any that are gently amusing and wouldn’t cause offence would help me pass the afternoon xx

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Not sure if it's funny or just plain horrendous....

A guy I know met a woman for a hotel meet. She'd requested a suite, not just a room.

And turned up with 3 kids in tow.

"Don't worry," she said. "They'll just sit in the other room and play games."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if it's funny or just plain horrendous....

A guy I know met a woman for a hotel meet. She'd requested a suite, not just a room.

And turned up with 3 kids in tow.

"Don't worry," she said. "They'll

just sitin the other room and play games.""
a woman told me prior to a meet that she had her sisters baby with her but he'd be "no trouble"

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"Not sure if it's funny or just plain horrendous....

A guy I know met a woman for a hotel meet. She'd requested a suite, not just a room.

And turned up with 3 kids in tow.

"Don't worry," she said. "They'll just sit in the other room and play games.""

Erm ..... borderline I think x

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"Not sure if it's funny or just plain horrendous....

A guy I know met a woman for a hotel meet. She'd requested a suite, not just a room.

And turned up with 3 kids in tow.

"Don't worry," she said. "They'll

just sitin the other room and play games."a woman told me prior to a meet that she had her sisters baby with her but he'd be "no trouble" "

I was expecting bed braking stories or helping to move the piano sort of thing !!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We have had all sorts of meets. Some gently amusing, some not so much and some excellent. I hesitate to give details because I wouldn't want people to recognise themselves but we have on occasion driven home with faces like .

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I had a couple of meets on crutches, lol. It worked.

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"We have had all sorts of meets. Some gently amusing, some not so much and some excellent. I hesitate to give details because I wouldn't want people to recognise themselves but we have on occasion driven home with faces like . "

Us too. And no definitely not wanting to out upset people. When we moved to France we met a guy through a French site. Ex pat. Ended up helping me fix the central heating in the house as it was so cold first. X

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"I had a couple of meets on crutches, lol. It worked. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh, there was also the time where the guy started licking my leg. It could have been erotic. I'd put body butter on my legs to make them soft. He ran howling from the room. Apparently it was the most disgusting thing known to man. I nearly died laughing, it was just so comical.

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"Oh, there was also the time where the guy started licking my leg. It could have been erotic. I'd put body butter on my legs to make them soft. He ran howling from the room. Apparently it was the most disgusting thing known to man. I nearly died laughing, it was just so comical. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"We have had all sorts of meets. Some gently amusing, some not so much and some excellent. I hesitate to give details because I wouldn't want people to recognise themselves but we have on occasion driven home with faces like .

Us too. And no definitely not wanting to out upset people. When we moved to France we met a guy through a French site. Ex pat. Ended up helping me fix the central heating in the house as it was so cold first. X"

Killed two birds with one stone there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We once had a meet (old account) with a lady who had a broken wrist in plaster. Made for an interesting time with all of us "checkig the hand is safe" every 2 seconds in the mass of bodies and it ended up being quite a good laugh.

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"We have had all sorts of meets. Some gently amusing, some not so much and some excellent. I hesitate to give details because I wouldn't want people to recognise themselves but we have on occasion driven home with faces like .

Us too. And no definitely not wanting to out upset people. When we moved to France we met a guy through a French site. Ex pat. Ended up helping me fix the central heating in the house as it was so cold first. X

Killed two birds with one stone there "

He was a nice guy .. and to be fair it was very cold!

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"We once had a meet (old account) with a lady who had a broken wrist in plaster. Made for an interesting time with all of us "checkig the hand is safe" every 2 seconds in the mass of bodies and it ended up being quite a good laugh. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sat in his bedsit alone while he went to the laundry room to do his laundry.

Good job I'm a patient woman.

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By *hocolateRodMan
over a year ago

London and over UK

Was playing with good couple friends of mine in their hotel room. Everything going great. We decided to stop for a breather/water/coffee. The coffee machine was just outside the door

The good lady decides to pop out to grab coffee - there is a problem with coffee machine. So hubby and I decide to help her.

Room door slams shut and we are all on the other side.

Hotwife is in basque, suspenders and heels. Hubby is naked and I am in briefs..

Dont ask me how three grown people ended up on the wrong side of the door

The lady had to find a maid who let us back in.

We laugh about it now!

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"Was playing with good couple friends of mine in their hotel room. Everything going great. We decided to stop for a breather/water/coffee. The coffee machine was just outside the door

The good lady decides to pop out to grab coffee - there is a problem with coffee machine. So hubby and I decide to help her.

Room door slams shut and we are all on the other side.

Hotwife is in basque, suspenders and heels. Hubby is naked and I am in briefs..

Dont ask me how three grown people ended up on the wrong side of the door

The lady had to find a maid who let us back in.

We laugh about it now!

"

Brilliant !!!

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By *itandSteve OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stroud


"I sat in his bedsit alone while he went to the laundry room to do his laundry.

Good job I'm a patient woman."

Small mercies. At least he didn’t ask you to do it for him

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