FabSwingers.com forum: Seasonal ruined orgasm

By *eefdoddus OP Couple
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Due to work commitments our christmas dinner's this afternoon. We like to do a nice honey and mustard glaze ham so it was duly prepared yesterday with the final oven bake quite late last night.

As it was christmas we'd had a couple of drinks and while the lovely ham smell was wafting through the house we felt quite "relaxed" and one thing led to another. All the boys were out, we had the house to ourselves, the tree was glittering and the log fire was glowing so much to my delight mrs deef decided to give me a blowy in the middle of the film. Absolutely wonderful, I could feel she was taking her time and could feel the beginnings of an exceptional ending when all of a sudden she froze, leapt to her feet and ran screaming through to the kitchen. Stunned I staggered through to the kitchen with my knob out and shriveling to find a smoke filled room and my lovely wife swearing like a trooper. Mood dead, erection dead, ham not well and wife bouncing off the walls because it was obviously my fault..!

Merry christmas everyone, maybe we'll try again tonight..!

Christmas disasters, what's yours?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar thing happened to me about 10 years ago, we got d*unk, went upstairs for a long, hot session and nodded off.

Rib of beef, ruined!