FabSwingers.com forum: Where is Mr White?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m filling a missing person report ASAP....

Can someone go to hither green and do a welfare check ?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he in the Library with the gun.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

He was too naughty apparently... I'll give him a wave for you as my fast train passes through Hither Green!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down."

What happened? Did he fall in love?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He was too naughty apparently... I'll give him a wave for you as my fast train passes through Hither Green!

No don’t that , you might get shot.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?"
Like I was in the past. He is on a long vacation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modelling contract obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he the dude with the sombrero and Sinclair C5, I miss that guy ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love? Like I was in the past. He is on a long vacation."

Damn ....... I’ll miss him.. he knew how to stir the pot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeling parsnips for his mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is he the dude with the sombrero and Sinclair C5, I miss that guy ?!"

No he was the guy who shopped at waitrose and flew his private jet...

A true man of mystery....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he the fella with the leafblower and the the French baguette ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect the naughty step.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He died in Breaking Bad

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Maybe he got sectioned. "
Love is in the air

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"He died in Breaking Bad"
And in Reservoir Dogs in a Mexican standoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he got sectioned. Love is in the air

White must be looking in the mirror again.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Ooh is this a reservoir dogs question? Spoiler, he died in the end

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"He died in Breaking Bad And in Reservoir Dogs in a Mexican standoff

It's not looking good is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he got sectioned. Love is in the air

White must be looking in the mirror again. "

Touché or touchy, one or the other.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Maybe he got sectioned. Love is in the air

White must be looking in the mirror again. "
I need 1 of those mirrors.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Is he the dude with the sombrero and Sinclair C5, I miss that guy ?!

No he was the guy who shopped at waitrose and flew his private jet...

A true man of mystery...."

Still no Waitrose in Hither Green!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"He was too naughty apparently... I'll give him a wave for you as my fast train passes through Hither Green!

No don’t that , you might get shot."

Good point - we've reached the leafy suburbs now anyway.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?"

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old maths teacher? I think he retired and moved to dorset

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Nah, probably preening himself in his mirror

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal."

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

He's on the naughty step forever so I heard

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ...."

Pffft we had a similar sense of humour but I'm not gay!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ....

Pffft we had a similar sense of humour but I'm not gay!"

Are you sure...

You've not answered the question thoroughly or often enough

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ....

Pffft we had a similar sense of humour but I'm not gay!"

You need to find another partner in crime now then.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ....

Pffft we had a similar sense of humour but I'm not gay!

Are you sure...

You've not answered the question thoroughly or often enough "

I'm perfectly secure thanks.

I just defend against threads that try to change the definition of Straight.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ....

Pffft we had a similar sense of humour but I'm not gay!

You need to find another partner in crime now then."

Still got rudeboycane my homie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ....

Pffft we had a similar sense of humour but I'm not gay!"

FAB straight?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"He's on the naughty step forever so I heard

If you can't learn to play nice with the other boys and girls you won't get invited back

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ....

Pffft we had a similar sense of humour but I'm not gay!

FAB straight? "
No, genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's on the naughty step forever so I heard

If you can't learn to play nice with the other boys and girls you won't get invited back"

Ain't that the truth

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Ah that's a shame if he's gone permanently, I quite liked his wind up threads.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"He's on the naughty step forever so I heard

If you can't learn to play nice with the other boys and girls you won't get invited back"

That's the fab truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not good news, we are a musketeer down.

What happened? Did he fall in love?

No he died of a broken heart as the blonde man above said no to his marriage proposal.

Which is kinda weird really as he's forever up his ....

Pffft we had a similar sense of humour but I'm not gay!

You need to find another partner in crime now then.

Still got rudeboycane my homie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought he ran off with Poochie

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Perhaps his head is actually stuck up his own arse!!!

Only joking, he livened up this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waves to Whitey!!!!

Merry Christmas matey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well where ever you’re Mr. White , the forums have lost a special soul. If you’re reading this I will say the forum is a lesser place without you..

Merry Christmas and I hope you come back with a new name and right this injustice....

I will pour out some of my veuve clicquot for you tonight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well where ever you’re Mr. White , the forums have lost a special soul. If you’re reading this I will say the forum is a lesser place without you..

Merry Christmas and I hope you come back with a new name and right this injustice....

I will pour out some of my veuve clicquot for you tonight....."

*emotional scenes*

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Well where ever you’re Mr. White , the forums have lost a special soul. If you’re reading this I will say the forum is a lesser place without you..

Merry Christmas and I hope you come back with a new name and right this injustice....

I will pour out some of my veuve clicquot for you tonight....."

Injustice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the conservatory ,with a candlestick

(cluedo)

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I'm awaiting his review on all the cheese he bought

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think he swept into a restaurant with a great looking chick on his arm..glanced at his Rolex..shouted at a waiter and mysteriously ended up having food poisoning

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think he swept into a restaurant with a great looking chick on his arm..glanced at his Rolex..shouted at a waiter and mysteriously ended up having food poisoning"

You can't trust those oysters you know....

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I think he swept into a restaurant with a great looking chick on his arm..glanced at his Rolex..shouted at a waiter and mysteriously ended up having food poisoning

You can't trust those oysters you know....

Aren't they what poor people (without models on their arms) use to travel around london?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

He’s looked at my profile yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be he's lost in all this universal credit shite ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This feels a bit uncomfortable because he can't reply. I'm not saying he wasn't a bit of a dick sometimes but it seems a bit mean.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I thought he ran off with Poochie

Ooh! Now that looks like a great match.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Who got Minge Man and White1000 mixed up?

I know who I’d rather get stuck in a lift with.

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"This feels a bit uncomfortable because he can't reply. I'm not saying he wasn't a bit of a dick sometimes but it seems a bit mean. "

He did it purely for the entertainment, I'd have a beer with him (no tongues)

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Oh dear what a shame never mind I guess there will be less unpleasant misogynistic remarks on threads going forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s looked at my profile yesterday

He did?

Its nice to know he's not ageist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear what a shame never mind I guess there will be less unpleasant misogynistic remarks on threads going forward."

Touché

One persons misogynist is another persons comedian...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Oh dear what a shame never mind I guess there will be less unpleasant misogynistic remarks on threads going forward.

Touché

One persons misogynist is another persons comedian..."

Nope... Misogyny is just misogyny, some people find discrimination funny. That's the difference

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Oh dear what a shame never mind I guess there will be less unpleasant misogynistic remarks on threads going forward.

Touché

One persons misogynist is another persons comedian..."
Tough crowd for a comedian this place. The material has so much potential but the audience are too easily offended.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Oh dear what a shame never mind I guess there will be less unpleasant misogynistic remarks on threads going forward.

Touché

One persons misogynist is another persons comedian... Tough crowd for a comedian this place. The material has so much potential but the audience are too easily offended."

Rule 1 of being a comedian know your audience.

Rule 2, be funny.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Oh dear what a shame never mind I guess there will be less unpleasant misogynistic remarks on threads going forward.

Touché

One persons misogynist is another persons comedian... Tough crowd for a comedian this place. The material has so much potential but the audience are too easily offended.

Rule 1 of being a comedian know your audience.

Rule 2, be funny.

"
We can't all be Michael McIntyre fans. Trying to be funny while being PC is too hard. Not saying he is funny either because he isn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear what a shame never mind I guess there will be less unpleasant misogynistic remarks on threads going forward.

Touché

One persons misogynist is another persons comedian... Tough crowd for a comedian this place. The material has so much potential but the audience are too easily offended.

Rule 1 of being a comedian know your audience.

Rule 2, be funny.

It’s kinda hard to be funny around here without kissing ass...

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