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"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf!" Buy him a chrstmas jumper with reindeers on it, i reckon he would carry it off ![]() | |||
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"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf!" Punderful! | |||
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"Call crimewatch " Hire a van, well the rest will be a surprise ![]() | |||
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"Drink" Rock him around the Christmas tree x | |||
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"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf! Punderful!" Cheers. Kinda proud ! It’s rare that I pop one that ... (add the expletive you fancy) | |||
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"buy a pint" Find out what Scotsmen really have under their kilts | |||
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"Find out whats under clares skirt " Find out what John Snows. | |||
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"Flambé his pudding " Ouch !! ![]() | |||
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"Buy him a bra for xmas ! " Do my tits look big in this lol ![]() | |||
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"Buy him a bra for xmas ! Do my tits look big in this lol ![]() Get him a glass of eggnog.... Whatever the hell it is ![]() | |||
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"Show him how to wank while listening to Mariah Carey " Eskimo kiss ![]() | |||
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"Kiss " And buy her a rabbit so we could use tge cucumber for sandwiches | |||
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"pull a cracker" Nibble of the puddings | |||
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"Share a sprout Help him empty his sack " pull a cracker | |||
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"Share a sprout Help him empty his sack pull a cracker " Eat her with the Santa hat on ![]() | |||
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"Share a sprout Help him empty his sack " Place her at the top of the Christmas tree as she looks like an angel ![]() | |||
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"Add some tinsel" Cover bits in brandy sauce and lick it off! | |||
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"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow ![]() How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow ![]() ![]() ![]() Anything they wanted to lol xx | |||
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"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow ![]() ![]() ![]() Is in your pics already! | |||
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"share a pint, and the wife... Which one first " Get him an iron man onesie to add to the current collection, which looks strangely good! | |||
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"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow ![]() ![]() ![]() No, haven't tried it on yet ![]() | |||
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"share a pint, and the wife... Which one first Get him an iron man onesie to add to the current collection, which looks strangely good! " Or a hulk | |||
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"Dress him up like an elf ![]() ![]() Feed him before midnight | |||
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"Dress him up like an elf ![]() ![]() A dry t shirt and a towel ![]() | |||
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"Unstiff him Buy a festive jumper ![]() Buy skimpy clothes ![]() | |||
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"Unstiff him Buy a festive jumper ![]() ![]() Grab the reins and ride her round the world... | |||
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"Unstiff him Buy a festive jumper ![]() ![]() Use said items for a personalised greetings card ![]() | |||
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"Unstiff him Buy a festive jumper ![]() ![]() ![]() Greet n perve ![]() | |||
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" Greet n perve ![]() Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe ![]() | |||
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" Greet n perve ![]() ![]() Lend him my festive jumper | |||
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" Greet n perve ![]() ![]() play in the snow and make snow Angeles togeather | |||
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" Greet n perve ![]() ![]() Absolutely agree ![]() | |||
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"Quick where's the mistletoe ![]() happily become the meat in the sandwich ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Quick where's the mistletoe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Quick where's the mistletoe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Love to nibble that sandwich ![]() | |||
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"Quick where's the mistletoe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pass him the butter knife ![]() | |||
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"Nothing as i have man flu this year round" Paracetamol or a hot brandy then x | |||
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" Paracetamol or a hot brandy then x" I think I’d have to save unwrapping this little stocking filler until last. Otherwise I’d just spend all day playing with her and completely forget about all my other presents. ![]() | |||
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"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x" Hold the door open for them | |||
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"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x Hold the door open for them" Go to a Bruce Willis lookalike competition with ![]() | |||
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"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x Hold the door open for them Go to a Bruce Willis lookalike competition with ![]() I have more hair ![]() | |||
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"Keep you warm. You look cold x ![]() The nips are a dead give away ![]() | |||
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"Just sit and stare at that ass ![]() It is a mighty fine ass.... What I wouldn't do to you .... ![]() | |||
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"Just sit and stare at that ass ![]() ![]() Tickle mercilessly | |||
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"Just sit and stare at that ass ![]() ![]() I’m intrigued.... | |||
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"Just sit and stare at that ass ![]() ![]() I'd love to get my hands on you ![]() | |||
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"Just sit and stare at that ass ![]() ![]() ![]() And then......? | |||
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"Just sit and stare at that ass ![]() ![]() ![]() Then my mouth probably..... But it's terribly bad manners to hijack a thread. | |||
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"Just sit and stare at that ass ![]() ![]() ![]() Well feel free to message instead ![]() | |||
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"let him buy me a glass of wine..." Take them both out for dinner ![]() | |||
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"Share a bowl of sprouts " You can keep them, I detest sprouts lol | |||
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"Role play. Can I be Jane? X" The way I see it, you could be whoever you want! | |||
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"Pull Tarzan like a cracker ![]() ![]() ![]() Swing from his vine ![]() | |||
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"Pull Tarzan like a cracker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It is hard and extremely long in length and girth, do you have big hands to grab onto tightly? lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pull Tarzan like a cracker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And green? ![]() | |||
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"Pull Tarzan like a cracker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I dont know the colour, I suffer from monochromatic colour blindness which means I only see shades, black white and grey. xx | |||
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