FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do to the person above? Festive Edition!

By *ixfootinthecity OP Man
over a year ago

London

Take off your stockings and empty your sacks, it’s time to spread a bit of XXXmas cheer on Fab!

Ride them like a sleigh? Give them a stuffing? What would you do to the person above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf!"

Buy him a chrstmas jumper with reindeers on it, i reckon he would carry it off

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By *ixfootinthecity OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf!"

Punderful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Call crimewatch "
Hire a van, well the rest will be a surprise

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Drink"

Rock him around the Christmas tree x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick him on top of my xmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf!

Punderful!"

Cheers. Kinda proud ! It’s rare that I pop one that ... (add the expletive you fancy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy a pint

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"buy a pint"

Find out what Scotsmen really have under their kilts

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By *ohn snowMan
over a year ago

bletchley

Find out whats under clares skirt

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By *ixfootinthecity OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Find out whats under clares skirt "

Find out what John Snows.

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Recommended a good tailor so i can buy myself a new suit.

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Hide all of his gym kit so as to encourage him to visit the tailor quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flambé his pudding

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Put mistletoe on her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the grass

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

"Flambé his pudding "

Ouch !!

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Buy him a bra for xmas !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy him a bra for xmas ! "

Do my tits look big in this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy him a bra for xmas !

Do my tits look big in this lol

Get him a glass of eggnog....

Whatever the hell it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show him how to wank while listening to Mariah Carey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him how to wank while listening to Mariah Carey "
Eskimo kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss "

And buy her a rabbit so we could use tge cucumber for sandwiches

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

pull a cracker

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By *appysunflowerWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"pull a cracker"

Nibble of the puddings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get him on the naughty list

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By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Don’t know where to begin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a sprout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share a sprout"

Help him empty his sack

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By *lueyes69Man
over a year ago

coventry

Hang some bubles from ur nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share a sprout

Help him empty his sack "
pull a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share a sprout

Help him empty his sack pull a cracker "

Eat her with the Santa hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share a sprout

Help him empty his sack "

Place her at the top of the Christmas tree as she looks like an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat him with brandy butter xxx

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By *otwife2002Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Share a BBC with this lovely lady xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress cuck up as father Xmas (to make it festive!) and make him watch me and his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just call me Santa as I would empty my sack down her chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him Father Christmas doesn’t exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas is ruined now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy them a pint to console them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

share a pint, and the wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"share a pint, and the wife..."

Roast and baste Mrs

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Add some tinsel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add some tinsel"

Pull on her Santa Bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add some tinsel"

Cover bits in brandy sauce and lick it off!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Add some tinsel

Pull on her Santa Bow

How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday

Will wear ready for pulling

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Add some tinsel

Pull on her Santa Bow

How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday

Will wear ready for pulling

Anything they wanted to lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add some tinsel

Pull on her Santa Bow

How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday

Will wear ready for pulling

Anything they wanted to lol xx"

Kiss all the way up those legs

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

See if he's been a good boy this year, or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add some tinsel

Pull on her Santa Bow

How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday

Will wear ready for pulling

Is in your pics already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"share a pint, and the wife..."

Which one first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"share a pint, and the wife...

Which one first "

Get him an iron man onesie to add to the current collection, which looks strangely good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with those baubles

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Add some tinsel

Pull on her Santa Bow

How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday

Will wear ready for pulling

Is in your pics already! "

No, haven't tried it on yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"share a pint, and the wife...

Which one first

Get him an iron man onesie to add to the current collection, which looks strangely good! "

Or a hulk

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Dress him up like an elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dress him up like an elf

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get him tickets for the TT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dress him up like an elf

get him tickets for the TT.

Feed him before midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dress him up like an elf

get him tickets for the TT.

Feed him before midnight "

A dry t shirt and a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unstiff him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unstiff him"

Buy a festive jumper

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Unstiff him

Buy a festive jumper

Buy skimpy clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unstiff him

Buy a festive jumper

Buy skimpy clothes

Grab the reins and ride her round the world...

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By *otwife2002Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unstiff him

Buy a festive jumper

Buy skimpy clothes

Use said items for a personalised greetings card

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Unstiff him

Buy a festive jumper

Buy skimpy clothes

Use said items for a personalised greetings card

Greet n perve

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Greet n perve

Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greet n perve

Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe

Lend him my festive jumper

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

Greet n perve

Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe

Lend him my festive jumper"

play in the snow and make snow Angeles togeather

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Greet n perve

Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe

Lend him my festive jumper

play in the snow and make snow Angeles togeather "

Absolutely agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re on, both of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re on, both of you!"

Where’s the mistletoe?

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Kiss her

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By *eereMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Put her on the naughty list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put her on the naughty list

Swap secret santas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick where's the mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick where's the mistletoe

Above you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick where's the mistletoe

happily become the meat in the sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick where's the mistletoe

happily become the meat in the sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick where's the mistletoe

happily become the meat in the sandwich

Love to nibble that sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick where's the mistletoe

happily become the meat in the sandwich

Love to nibble that sandwich

Pass him the butter knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sautéed with garlic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as i have man flu this year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing as i have man flu this year round"

Paracetamol or a hot brandy then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with her polar bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light up his baubles

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By *ixfootinthecity OP Man
over a year ago

London

Paracetamol or a hot brandy then x"

I think I’d have to save unwrapping this little stocking filler until last. Otherwise I’d just spend all day playing with her and completely forget about all my other presents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"buy a pint "

Take a sneaky look under his kilt

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x"

Hold the door open for them

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Dress them in something dry and warm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x

Hold the door open for them"

Go to a Bruce Willis lookalike competition with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x

Hold the door open for them

Go to a Bruce Willis lookalike competition with

I have more hair

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Keep you warm. You look cold x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sit and stare at that ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep you warm. You look cold x

The nips are a dead give away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sit and stare at that ass

It is a mighty fine ass....

What I wouldn't do to you ....

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Just sit and stare at that ass

It is a mighty fine ass....

What I wouldn't do to you ....

Tickle mercilessly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sit and stare at that ass

It is a mighty fine ass....

What I wouldn't do to you ....

I’m intrigued....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sit and stare at that ass

It is a mighty fine ass....

What I wouldn't do to you ....

I’m intrigued...."

I'd love to get my hands on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sit and stare at that ass

It is a mighty fine ass....

What I wouldn't do to you ....

I’m intrigued....

I'd love to get my hands on you

And then......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sit and stare at that ass

It is a mighty fine ass....

What I wouldn't do to you ....

I’m intrigued....

I'd love to get my hands on you

And then......?"

Then my mouth probably..... But it's terribly bad manners to hijack a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just sit and stare at that ass

It is a mighty fine ass....

What I wouldn't do to you ....

I’m intrigued....

I'd love to get my hands on you

And then......?

Then my mouth probably..... But it's terribly bad manners to hijack a thread. "

Well feel free to message instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beers"

Beer definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let him buy me a glass of wine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let him buy me a glass of wine..."

Take them both out for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a bowl of sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Share a bowl of sprouts "

You can keep them, I detest sprouts lol

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Role play. Can I be Jane? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Role play. Can I be Jane? X"

The way I see it, you could be whoever you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Role play. Can I be Jane? X"

You may, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull Tarzan like a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull Tarzan like a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull Tarzan like a cracker

xx"

And keep pulling....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Line up next to Tarzan

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Pull Tarzan like a cracker

xx"

Swing from his vine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull Tarzan like a cracker

Swing from his vine

It is hard and extremely long in length and girth, do you have big hands to grab onto tightly? lol

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Pull Tarzan like a cracker

Swing from his vine

It is hard and extremely long in length and girth, do you have big hands to grab onto tightly? lol

xx"

And green?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull Tarzan like a cracker

Swing from his vine

It is hard and extremely long in length and girth, do you have big hands to grab onto tightly? lol

And green?

I dont know the colour, I suffer from monochromatic colour blindness which means I only see shades, black white and grey. xx

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