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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Over the years we have heard every excuse under the sun for 'bottling out' of a meet... So was just wondering what the best / worst excuse you've heard if you get what we mean! Will share some of ours once the ball is rolling....!

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By *nvyCouple
over a year ago

Waltham Cross


"Over the years we have heard every excuse under the sun for 'bottling out' of a meet... So was just wondering what the best / worst excuse you've heard if you get what we mean! Will share some of ours once the ball is rolling....! "

The only ones we've heard (and extreme apologies if they were genuine lol) were 'We've had a family emergency' and 'we have just broke up but I'm still willing to come'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brb condom factory burned down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really sorry but theres been a masive emergency as what it is right the cats been sick in the bath and I have to wait for the on call plumber to attend

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish


"Over the years we have heard every excuse under the sun for 'bottling out' of a meet... So was just wondering what the best / worst excuse you've heard if you get what we mean! Will share some of ours once the ball is rolling....! "

Best i've ever had...

...FUCK OFF WE KNOW YOU'RE A TIMEWASTER!

And yes it was in capitals!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We can't get the car out due to snow.... In April..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never even had an excuse just turned up and waited and waited then nothing happened twice with seperate women so went home and had a chuckle about it on my way back .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We didn't realise you wanted to swap partners... 1 hour before we were due to meet & After we'd been chatting for 2 weeks.... And WTF, it's a site for swingers, what did you expect... Did our profile not give it away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 weeks ago

text " Sorry got held up at work, will be 2 hours if thats ok" hour later

"on my way, battery running low, haven't got charger, have left your address at home please could you text it back"

3 hours later

"I'm really sorry about that, battery died before I got your reply, just got back home, nightmare, can we arrange a day next week?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I had arrived, you may not like the fact i lied about having a vagina!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had

"You look like my Ex Husband"

and

"You are the spitting image of my brother"

Both after different social meets.

Evidently Im either meeting Hill-billies or I have one of those Identikit faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fem half was apparently too embarrassed about how badly her hair needed done so it was just the male half attending, but she wanted some pics taken on his phone so she could see what we got upto....lol needless to say the two of us went to the pub instead x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I think theres been some missunderstanding onlky I was expecting you to push me on the swings in the park for an hour not turn up dressed like that on my drive way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fem half was apparently too embarrassed about how badly her hair needed done so it was just the male half attending, but she wanted some pics taken on his phone so she could see what we got upto....lol needless to say the two of us went to the pub instead x"

It always makes us wonder why these people think we'd fall for such rubbish, do they think we're all stupid!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The crappest one I had was a couple of days ago. Apparently he had a cold, but didn't even try to rearrange. I'd much rather someone at least tried to sound like they are telling porkies when cancelling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It always makes us wonder why these people think we'd fall for such rubbish, do they think we're all stupid!!"

Exactly, made us giggle though, xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It always makes us wonder why these people think we'd fall for such rubbish, do they think we're all stupid!!

Exactly, made us giggle though, xx"

Nice pics btw... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other favourite is where someone will say "yes lets meet next Wednesday" then cancel on the day. The day after you were supposed to meet you see a verification on their profile from the meet they had the night before!

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Blimey I must be unusual! Every meet I've arranged I have turned up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly, made us giggle though, xx

Nice pics btw... xx"

;-) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm astonished at the lengths it sounds some people go to not turn up.

I've been fairly lucky I guess so far, although there are two situations which bear mentioning....

Fairly recently, a couple I was due to meet cancelled an hour before due to the kids being ill. Fair enough, Next week it was 'sorry my shifts changed' and finally, on the third week I went to their house and the female said hello and then shuffled out of the room, and the bloke said 'she is just sorting herself out, we should start'. It soon became apparent that she was never coming back, so they are on my blacklist for obvious reasons.

Secondly, and this is going back some years now. A couple who I had met and played with several times with great success had arranged to meet me for a third time. Unfortunately, on the morning of the meet (we were meeting in the evening), I started going down with a bad cold so emailed them to suggest a re-plan as I didn't want to pass it onto them and felt pretty groggy anyway. They responded by aggressively calling me a time waster!!!

People do have lives and sometimes things genuinely come up, but it does sound like there are a lot of people who bottle meeting at the last minute out there, which is a shame for everyone - as that person may be depriving another who genuinely wants to meet, of a good time.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i sometimes think these threads do no good, as the poster above said, everyone has lives, we have never had someone not turn up...but threads of this sort will make people suspicious of those with legitimate reasons.

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

touch wood we've only been let down the once and that wasn't last minute (was on the afternoon of an evening meet) and they used the 'time of the month card' ... but the fact they didnt keep in touch suggests they bottled it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if I had arrived, you may not like the fact i lied about having a vagina!!! lol"

Ummmmm didnt they think at some point you might have noticed they weren't a woman lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if I had arrived, you may not like the fact i lied about having a vagina!!! lol

Ummmmm didnt they think at some point you might have noticed they weren't a woman lol "

I have the theme to "The Crying Game" in my head now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one i had was i was meeting a guy and as i dont drive i had to get the train

He arranged to meet me at the station and go for a drink etc

So there i am sat at the agreed place waiting for him, 5 mins pass nothing, 10 mins pass nothing, then i got a text off him saying

Ive had a offer from another woman who im meeting instead so i wont be coming to meet you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best one i had was i was meeting a guy and as i dont drive i had to get the train

He arranged to meet me at the station and go for a drink etc

So there i am sat at the agreed place waiting for him, 5 mins pass nothing, 10 mins pass nothing, then i got a text off him saying

Ive had a offer from another woman who im meeting instead so i wont be coming to meet you now "

Thats not really an excuse tho m8 is it? lol truth perhaps and abit of a bastard if you ask e so I hope you blocked him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best one i had was i was meeting a guy and as i dont drive i had to get the train

He arranged to meet me at the station and go for a drink etc

So there i am sat at the agreed place waiting for him, 5 mins pass nothing, 10 mins pass nothing, then i got a text off him saying

Ive had a offer from another woman who im meeting instead so i wont be coming to meet you now

Thats not really an excuse tho m8 is it? lol truth perhaps and abit of a bastard if you ask e so I hope you blocked him x"

no need to split hairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never even had an excuse just turned up and waited and waited then nothing happened twice with seperate women so went home and had a chuckle about it on my way back . "

i had one guy turn up for a meet, he pulled up in the car, looked at me and drove off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best one i had was i was meeting a guy and as i dont drive i had to get the train

He arranged to meet me at the station and go for a drink etc

So there i am sat at the agreed place waiting for him, 5 mins pass nothing, 10 mins pass nothing, then i got a text off him saying

Ive had a offer from another woman who im meeting instead so i wont be coming to meet you now

Thats not really an excuse tho m8 is it? lol truth perhaps and abit of a bastard if you ask e so I hope you blocked him x

no need to split hairs lol"

haha ya minx x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best one i had was i was meeting a guy and as i dont drive i had to get the train

He arranged to meet me at the station and go for a drink etc

So there i am sat at the agreed place waiting for him, 5 mins pass nothing, 10 mins pass nothing, then i got a text off him saying

Ive had a offer from another woman who im meeting instead so i wont be coming to meet you now "

you gotta love the honesty

i had a similar thing happen to me.

chatted to a guy for ages, eventually gave him my address then he disappeared offline for 2/3 hours so thought 'timewaster' and arranged another meet.

got showered and dressed then a knock on the door which was opened to a vision of beauty (far nicer than his pics), so i let him in.

after he had gone, i did consider texting the other guy and saying i wasn't coming but decided that was the cowards way out - so rang him instead and explained the situation

he was cool with it, appreciated my honesty and said the invite still stood.

so i went there too

i am a good boy these days though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i sometimes think these threads do no good, as the poster above said, everyone has lives, we have never had someone not turn up...but threads of this sort will make people suspicious of those with legitimate reasons."

That or give them ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 weeks ago

text " Sorry got held up at work, will be 2 hours if thats ok" hour later

"on my way, battery running low, haven't got charger, have left your address at home please could you text it back"

3 hours later

"I'm really sorry about that, battery died before I got your reply, just got back home, nightmare, can we arrange a day next week?""

That has happened only it was me having to do it to someone, eventually meet them though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The funniest ever was the guy who go locked in the fridge still makes me laugh now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funniest ever was the guy who go locked in the fridge still makes me laugh now"

locked in the fridge?? eh lol

One guy bottled on us, no word on him for about a month then he contacted us as if nothing was wrong and when we asked where he got to he pretended that we hadn't even arranged the meet in the first place! Tool *block*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"The funniest ever was the guy who go locked in the fridge still makes me laugh now

locked in the fridge?? eh lol

One guy bottled on us, no word on him for about a month then he contacted us as if nothing was wrong and when we asked where he got to he pretended that we hadn't even arranged the meet in the first place! Tool *block*"

It wasnt my meet, someone put it on here, apparently he had been locked in the fridge all night after falling in and had only just got out lol

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"We can't get the car out due to snow.... In April.."
Were they coming from Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funniest ever was the guy who go locked in the fridge still makes me laugh now

locked in the fridge?? eh lol

One guy bottled on us, no word on him for about a month then he contacted us as if nothing was wrong and when we asked where he got to he pretended that we hadn't even arranged the meet in the first place! Tool *block*

It wasnt my meet, someone put it on here, apparently he had been locked in the fridge all night after falling in and had only just got out lol"

that's just too funny!! That's one of those that sounds too unbelievable that it just has to be true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have used "I can't meet you because I have been called to go back to my home planet of Gogoplex 9!" Would of worked if I didn't bump into her when I was in pub with my mates that same night haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one the other week .. the dog had bit his toe off ..... was so bizarre I guess it was probably true lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"My other favourite is where someone will say "yes lets meet next Wednesday" then cancel on the day. The day after you were supposed to meet you see a verification on their profile from the meet they had the night before!

"

we had that a couple of months ago, obviously the guy decided it was better to meet a single woman than a couple. Annoying thing was he texted us to say he had a work emergency and had to be in London - the meet was just down the road from us!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet arranged for Wed 4th. Everything had been arranged, then the day before, he messaged, asking to change the ground rules we had agreed on, most of which I found unacceptable. I knew then, the meet was not going to take place. He then messaged on the morning of the meet to say that he couldn't meet, as he had a straight friend who lived near me! Like, even if it were true (highly unlikely as he lived a fair distance away), and if it even mattered, would that not occurred to him days earlier.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

on joint meets with my Dom we have heard everything from my kids in hospital ive fallen down the stairs and am going to hospital now (never logged out of fab and managed to send message on fab) the wifes had a car crash (these last two were same couple) just gone to get in my car and its not where i left it despite me being walking distance from him and the same old one that the wifes bottled it but hubby can still come.

Single profile had a guy meet for a drink before playing walked into pub told me he was going to bar then left me there

Honesty is best policy surely if you change your mind just say dont make up excuses.

I wonder what we will hear next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The funniest ever was the guy who go locked in the fridge still makes me laugh now

locked in the fridge?? eh lol

One guy bottled on us, no word on him for about a month then he contacted us as if nothing was wrong and when we asked where he got to he pretended that we hadn't even arranged the meet in the first place! Tool *block*

It wasnt my meet, someone put it on here, apparently he had been locked in the fridge all night after falling in and had only just got out lol"

It was me ! ... We booked the hotel, he did not show up. The following day I got a email that said .. " really sorry, I locked myself in the fridge at work. I only got let out this morning, I am very cold but otherwise okay, would you like to re-arrange later in the year?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never even had an excuse just turned up and waited and waited then nothing happened twice with seperate women so went home and had a chuckle about it on my way back .

i had one guy turn up for a meet, he pulled up in the car, looked at me and drove off lol"

The man's a fool!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also had contact from a guy who said he was in the army. We spoke for ages and then met for a drink. He was very nervous but we arranged to meet again for some fun. 30 Mins before the meet and while I was in the hotel that cost us £80 in my new lingerie that cost more, laid on the bed with a glass of champagne I got a text ... " really sorry, I have to report for duty, special mission in Iraq that I cannot tell you" ...

The following morning me and hubby going to a football match called in at the Asda to get something to eat in a town 40 miles away from us.... guess who was working on the butchers section !!

His face was a picture !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I've had after various messages and a picture that looked genuine, waiting in a car park for her to arrive so we culd go to hers, didn't turn up, gave me an excuse and that we could meet the next day, THEN 'she' went onto say that she wanted me to meet her male friend who's bi first and if me and him get on all 3 of us culd meet! Tried to say why don't you just make a bi male profile, youl get some action that way!reported they got deleted profile a little diffrent turns up, I was suspect, and vwoila same person,

BUT I love thes 'fems' that when you ring to chat is a bloke putting on the worst female voice!! So funny I go along with it abit then take the piss

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
over a year ago

York


"never even had an excuse just turned up and waited and waited then nothing happened twice with seperate women so went home and had a chuckle about it on my way back .

i had one guy turn up for a meet, he pulled up in the car, looked at me and drove off lol

The man's a fool!!!"

+1

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
over a year ago

York

I have had some no shows with no contact from them before or after. I think if they don't show and don't even let you know if they are going to be late is just rude. I know I am a bloke and there are lots on fab but that is no reason not to be courteous.

In the past when I have a meet arranged in the day I have kicked customers out of my workshop when they just want to chat just so I am there on time

I can't see the point in saying that you will meet when you have no intension on showing!

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By *elicityFuckMuffinWoman
over a year ago

A Little Town near Bath

Recently i had..."sorry been in hospital..cut my fingers off and had them sewn back on" !!!

And just last night was meeting 8.30-9pm...when i asked what time he expected to arrive he told me he was just leaving work (this was 9pm) and had to get FISH AND CHIPS for his wife !!! i told him to forget it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had one or two...some have to be true though because they're too random to make up:

'I got shot in the leg on a training exercise at work so can't play for a few weeks'

'Got arrested for stealing a motorbike so couldn't come and couldn't let you know. When are you free next' - erm think I'll say no to rearranging as I like my TV!

'I forgot my FAB password so couldn't find your details' - I'd texted them to him!

'My sister has turned up on my doorstep because she's just split up with her fella, but we can go play outdoors instead?' - yep, she was the missus!

'There's been an accident and the motorway is closed' - the same motorway my Dad travelled home from work on with no problems at the same time, from 2 junctions before he would have joined!

It's all part of the fun though! Some will be genuine, and some will just chicken out at the last minute for some reason. Just focus on the ones that do turn up x

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've only ever had 1 ... And it was

"I have to go snowboarding" .... I'm still wondering when they made that mandatory??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually had a bi couple arrange to come over they eventually turned up three hours late we had a quick drinkie and chat then playtime she was great gave me head while I did to him then it was his turn you would think my cock was either radioactive or covered in veet surprise surprise he wasn't bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We didn't realise you wanted to swap partners... 1 hour before we were due to meet & After we'd been chatting for 2 weeks.... And WTF, it's a site for swingers, what did you expect... Did our profile not give it away!! "

Wish I had the chance to meet you, I live in York too ha xx

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