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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I’ve been thinking about the number of profiles I read, versus the number I actually get in contact with and why I pass over many profiles.

One thing which I have found inhibits me contacting someone is the use of certain phrases. For example, profiles containing phrases such as “exceptional single male”, “fit and well hung”, “good looking man” etc. are ones which I tend not mail.

So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Lookin 4 a ho to milk my luv python.

Seriously gagging, my nuts are ready to burst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight Male"

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By *ravellingAndyMan
over a year ago

Brandon

age, size or looks unimportant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lookin 4 a ho to milk my luv python.

Seriously gagging, my nuts are ready to burst."

Yes, I can see how that may be offputting to some even just for using the phrase "Luv Python"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

denigrating phrases about other members such as 'head up their own arses' or 'filthy types who don't wash'. Who's gonna read that and think 'ooh that's me'

nah not really,i don't give a shit what people put on their profile..cos it's their profile.

others maybe feel differently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nervous"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one who will meet anyone from 18-99

Also the ones who say age, size and looks unimportant

The ones with the daft university message - especially when they recommend everyone else to add it to their own profiles

Also don't like ones who winge about people not replying to all messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Months old near empty profiles which say sumit like :-

"Will add to this later"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Depending on the rest of the profile... sometimes I find the opening line of "recenlty seperate" a bit of a dampener.

Other no-no's for sure include:

* I've been in a realtionship for 10 years and only had sex with one woman... and she wasn't very enthusiastic.

* Will fill this in later.

* Seeks cam fun, phone sex and dirty talk texts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any near empty profile that instructs readers to get intouch if they want to know more !!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WILL NOT MEET TIMEWASTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are ."

Yep hate that too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"denigrating phrases about other members such as 'head up their own arses' or 'filthy types who don't wash'. Who's gonna read that and think 'ooh that's me'

nah not really,i don't give a shit what people put on their profile..cos it's their profile.

others maybe feel differently "

I don't think the op is saying people shouldn't have what they want but what would put you off contacting someone.

For me it's:

Can't accommodate but will travel to yours;

My sacs need emptying;

Any mention of the size of their cock;

Age, size, looks unimportant;

I don't bite...unless you ask me to;

Don't know what to say ask;

Can't put up pic because of my job;

Dismissive and rude comments about those they're not attracted to...for starters.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"WILL NOT MEET TIMEWASTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"

Not even if you wanted to surely ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

BIG SECTIONS OF TEXT TYPED IN CAPITALS LIKE IT MAKES IT EASIER TO READ WHEN IN FACT IT DOESN'T, IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE TO READ, WE READ BY RECOGNISING SHAPES, SO LOWER CASE IS EASIER TO READ. I DON'T MIND A COUPLE OF WORDS IN CAPITALS IF THEY REALLY WANT TO MAKE A WORD OR PHRASE STAND OUT BUT LARGE SECTIONS AND I MENTALLY QUESTION THEIR COMMUNICATION SKILLS.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Any sort of whinging status and I won't even bother to look and see what terminolgy is on the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any sort of whinging status and I won't even bother to look and see what terminolgy is on the profile"

So true

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Pictures... not photos.... pictures made from letters, numbers, dots and dashes.

If they had made up a new one themselves, yeah I could go with the creative side of that.... but to just cut and paste the well used ones (the naked woman one especially) .... what the hell is that meant to tell me about them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unless it states they are looking for a fat, hairy, bald, bespectacled, bisexual male, i lose interest straight away

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"unless it states they are looking for a fat, hairy, bald, bespectacled, bisexual male, i lose interest straight away "

That's how I'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from one on our block list "horny dirty guy who will fuck anything"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"from one on our block list "horny dirty guy who will fuck anything""

what a way to find out you've blocked me

humph

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

All of the above

Also...whiney profiles, profiles that demand i reply, couple profiles where they dismiss the social side cos "they have enough friends"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will try anything once (I have no problem with this bit, indeed I love experimenters as I am rather a filthy beast, but the following phrase is just silly) "twice if I like it! Lol"

I mean if you really liked something would you really draw the line at twice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't bite unless you want me too

i don't bite that hard

or any derivation of the above

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"i don't bite unless you want me too

i don't bite that hard

or any derivation of the above"

I won't bite.... at least not until I buy some fexodent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything SHOUTY puts us off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What puts me off is when they refer to themselves as attractive.....wtf...thats for me to decide not you

i just move away with thinking "up your own arse" would be better description

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Can lick for hours" - well you obviously aren't doing it right then!

"Don't know what to write, so ask me." - Why the hell should I, when plenty of people do know what to write.

"I'm looking for love." - then a swinging site isn't a great place to start

"I want to make your wife pregnant." alongside the safe sex box ticked!!

There are loads that make me instantly turn off, but they are the worse.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'Can't accommodate'

Any mention of Sydney flippin' University!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What puts me off is when they refer to themselves as attractive.....wtf...thats for me to decide not you

i just move away with thinking "up your own arse" would be better description"

really? we only added it cos we are told we are.. but we'll remove it.. cos were not up our arses..

well, i might be up miss's occasionally lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heavy cummer......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm not a hardened swinger like some on here.

I'm not trying to shag my way through the site like some on here.

I'm not desperate for sex with just anyone like some on here.

I'm not prepared to lower my standards like some on here.

I'm not here because I can't get it anywhere else like some on here

(have you noticed a theme yet?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married, I think that's obvious

Where they live, if I put it in RAC route planner and its more than an hour, I wouldn't contact them

Good looking, they are not going to be interested in a plain Jane, or they are just shallow

Milf, older woman etc, makes me laugh when they are only a few years younger than me, but then means I am FAR too young for them

Genuine, unless they have verifications to prove that, I wouldn't believe it

Discreet, likely to be cheating on their partner

Have a couples profile, possibly a single guy with both

Fit and toned or gym attending, think I will pass, my body next to theirs would look like Laurel and Hardie

Good in bed, who says so? What's good for some isn't necessarily for others and smacks of pure arrogance

Can lick pussy for hours zzzzzzzzz is that because they are crap at everything else

The size of their cock, who cares

Good looking is that because they say so or someone has told them

Their phone number being on their profile, sad and desperate

Status constantly shows meeting today with phone number, would never bother, quality over quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"heavy cummer...... "

Eeek x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"heavy cummer...... "

oh i like that

do like a man that can leave me looking like a plasterers radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of the above

Also...whiney profiles, profiles that demand i reply, couple profiles where they dismiss the social side cos "they have enough friends""

Agree we've come across loads that don't want to meet socially and seems very strange and sinister

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

"Professional": Pretty meaningless these days, and ridiculous if they've misspelt it.

"If we need you we will find you": How do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pictures... not photos.... pictures made from letters, numbers, dots and dashes.

If they had made up a new one themselves, yeah I could go with the creative side of that.... but to just cut and paste the well used ones (the naked woman one especially) .... what the hell is that meant to tell me about them?"

. Love this, cos those pictures made up of text drive me bloody potty and I also hate the naked woman one.

The bite ones

The profiles which insult other types of people using offensive words, fatties, numpties etc.

Mobile numbers on profile, one day I'm gonna phone in the early hours, on the hour, every hour.

Chavvy talk puts me off too

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Misspelling, bad syntax, crudeness ( we all know what we are on here for!) and too specific and hardcore! Everyone likes an air of mystery....or is it just us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Misspelling, bad syntax, crudeness ( we all know what we are on here for!) and too specific and hardcore! Everyone likes an air of mystery....or is it just us? "

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

I had my age limits set at the default but have now changed them to suit as a result of reading your comments. My pet hate (checks spelling and grammar) is profiles that you need a degree in 'Yoof Kultur' to understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manners cost nothing"

Anything followed by needless exclamation marks, such as "We don't drive!!!"

And finally "No means No!" Do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a hardened swinger like some on here.

I'm not trying to shag my way through the site like some on here.

I'm not desperate for sex with just anyone like some on here.

I'm not prepared to lower my standards like some on here.

I'm not here because I can't get it anywhere else like some on here

(have you noticed a theme yet?)"

*Giggles*...erm nope.

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By *nvyCouple
over a year ago

Waltham Cross

We see a couples profile on here stating that they didn't want to meet a man who was over 5ft 11, anyone with a 6 pack or anyone over 6 inches! Just remember thinking that's one insecure hubby

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"age, size or looks unimportant "

+1 seems to desperate for me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"We see a couples profile on here stating that they didn't want to meet a man who was over 5ft 11, anyone with a 6 pack or anyone over 6 inches! Just remember thinking that's one insecure hubby "

And one sad missus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont F... on first date, my dad dont own a brewery. and hey santa clause you C... were mi F...... bike. Are phrases that I find may put me off mailing some one.

Well Its only a maybe that is!

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By *nvyCouple
over a year ago

Waltham Cross


"We see a couples profile on here stating that they didn't want to meet a man who was over 5ft 11, anyone with a 6 pack or anyone over 6 inches! Just remember thinking that's one insecure hubby

And one sad missus. "

I did have similar thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky fukers proclaiming they are “bored”

OMG....... wtf is that about? aghhhhhhhh !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar and spelling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We see a couples profile on here stating that they didn't want to meet a man who was over 5ft 11, anyone with a 6 pack or anyone over 6 inches! Just remember thinking that's one insecure hubby "

That's the last time I turn up at there house with a few beers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheeky fukers proclaiming they are “bored”

OMG....... wtf is that about? aghhhhhhhh !!!!!!! "

I don't know, Id quite like to be bored - or indeed be the one who is boring!

Badtum-Tish

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If I see a status saying something like 'this site is useless I'm off' it makes me think before messaging them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No muff to tuff" ---yes spelt like that, was about the best i've seen xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Age and looks unimportant' doesn't have to mean they're desperate or have no morals, it could just mean they're more interested in a persons personality, having a connection between them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""No muff to tuff" ---yes spelt like that, was about the best i've seen xx"

I think I injured my brain reading that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"heavy cummer......

oh i like that

do like a man that can leave me looking like a plasterers radio "

just spat my coffee everywhere at that...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm not a hardened swinger like some on here.

I'm not trying to shag my way through the site like some on here.

I'm not desperate for sex with just anyone like some on here.

I'm not prepared to lower my standards like some on here.

I'm not here because I can't get it anywhere else like some on here

(have you noticed a theme yet?)"

They all start i'm not instead of one isn't?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Cheeky fukers proclaiming they are “bored”

OMG....... wtf is that about? aghhhhhhhh !!!!!!! "

Oh yes... the 'bored' comments...

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By *bi_scotlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't like the angry ones that start off 'This site is full of f***ing timewasters, WE ARE SICK OF IT...etc.etc'

Too scared to meet anyone like that lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Married, I think that's obvious

Where they live, if I put it in RAC route planner and its more than an hour, I wouldn't contact them

Good looking, they are not going to be interested in a plain Jane, or they are just shallow

Milf, older woman etc, makes me laugh when they are only a few years younger than me, but then means I am FAR too young for them

Genuine, unless they have verifications to prove that, I wouldn't believe it

Discreet, likely to be cheating on their partner

Have a couples profile, possibly a single guy with both

Fit and toned or gym attending, think I will pass, my body next to theirs would look like Laurel and Hardie

Good in bed, who says so? What's good for some isn't necessarily for others and smacks of pure arrogance

Can lick pussy for hours zzzzzzzzz is that because they are crap at everything else

The size of their cock, who cares

Good looking is that because they say so or someone has told them

Their phone number being on their profile, sad and desperate

Status constantly shows meeting today with phone number, would never bother, quality over quantity"

All of the above, plus "seeking mature women" plus anything, no, I mean ANYTHING that sounds like desperation, including phone numbers on first exchange...

Ah... and those who ask for FFM when really my profile states "straight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tect speak, just to tired by time i've understood whats being said.

People who go on about it's polite and how little time it takes to reply

Telling me they are attractive we all have different ideas on whats attractive.

crudeness

SHOUTING

and so many of the ones other have quoted above, could be here for ages listing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snap ... ones with certain things that to me just say they up themselves a bit know that sounds harsh but it does put me off mailing them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New to all this, sort of puts me off a bit and, have been told im good looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont F... on first date, my dad dont own a brewery. and hey santa clause you C... were mi F...... bike. Are phrases that I find may put me off mailing some one.

Well Its only a maybe that is! "

Profiles that are pages and pages long and also the little hidden things like please put the word bolox in ur opening msg to prove that you have read all this crap and iddle tickle tackle of a self rightous rant I have endured you too on here hahaha

Bless yas xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Only attractive men need apply' huh? using what criteria?! Sydney Uni nonesense oh and that 'insert magical word here to confirm you have read my profile (essay!)' I half expect to be tested later!

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By *nvyCouple
over a year ago

Waltham Cross

Couples profiles that state that the woman doesn't want to play and wants only the male half to meet others and expresses how genuine they are

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any pics of medication or nursing staff with restraints in the background.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Ones that say "no single males" then after a bit they repeat - sometimes in caps for extra effect - "no single males", and then they feel they have to add something along the lines of "FOR THOSE THAT CANNOT READ... NO SINGLE MALES!!!!!!!!!"

Now, I always respect what people put on their profiles but when I see this I feel like contacting them just to spite them.

If you put it once then the people who do read your profile will notice it. If you've then beencontacted by a single male it's fair to assume they didn't read your profile. Repeating the same thing several times is pointless because the very people it's aimed at aren't even reading your profile.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

....and if there are "those on here who cannot read" you might as well not bottheer with a profile as they won't be able to read it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ones that say "no single males" then after a bit they repeat - sometimes in caps for extra effect - "no single males", and then they feel they have to add something along the lines of "FOR THOSE THAT CANNOT READ... NO SINGLE MALES!!!!!!!!!"

Now, I always respect what people put on their profiles but when I see this I feel like contacting them just to spite them.

If you put it once then the people who do read your profile will notice it. If you've then beencontacted by a single male it's fair to assume they didn't read your profile. Repeating the same thing several times is pointless because the very people it's aimed at aren't even reading your profile."

I just don't get why the filter isn't changed to block the singles males

would save all the shouting

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why?

"

"anything goes" .. as suggests any personal limits would be ignored

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why?

"

"face pics available by email" ... and that method is more secure than on here ???

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why?

"

"newbies" ... on profiles that have been members for 'over a year'

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

oh and ...


"So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why?

"

"no face pics no reply" on profiles that usually have no pics at all, or if they do they are only of a womans private bits

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Profiles with things like NO FATTIES, NO FUGLIES etc. When I see profiles like that I always think I would love to see what you look as most of the time is a silhouette profile

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

You must be

You must have

You will do

etc

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Ones that say "no single males" then after a bit they repeat - sometimes in caps for extra effect - "no single males", and then they feel they have to add something along the lines of "FOR THOSE THAT CANNOT READ... NO SINGLE MALES!!!!!!!!!"

Now, I always respect what people put on their profiles but when I see this I feel like contacting them just to spite them.

If you put it once then the people who do read your profile will notice it. If you've then beencontacted by a single male it's fair to assume they didn't read your profile. Repeating the same thing several times is pointless because the very people it's aimed at aren't even reading your profile.

I just don't get why the filter isn't changed to block the singles males

would save all the shouting"

+1. If you don't want single males to contact you block them from being able to do so with your filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Like minded people' - dunno why, but I hate that phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I don't bit - unless you ask me to' - Yawwwwwwwn, that's another one that I hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles with things like NO FATTIES, NO FUGLIES etc. When I see profiles like that I always think I would love to see what you look as most of the time is a silhouette profile "

Indeed, people who can't put across their preferences without being derogatory will not be people I'd have anything in common with.

Couples that feel the need to reiterate every other sentence "we are a very happy secure couple"...right!

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By *ovely CummingsWoman
over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

'text' speak spelling & 'size, age, size not important@ was always a put-off but

'I want to destroy your vagina' is the worst I've seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Married, I think that's obvious

Where they live, if I put it in RAC route planner and its more than an hour, I wouldn't contact them

Good looking, they are not going to be interested in a plain Jane, or they are just shallow

Milf, older woman etc, makes me laugh when they are only a few years younger than me, but then means I am FAR too young for them

Genuine, unless they have verifications to prove that, I wouldn't believe it

Discreet, likely to be cheating on their partner

Have a couples profile, possibly a single guy with both

Fit and toned or gym attending, think I will pass, my body next to theirs would look like Laurel and Hardie

Good in bed, who says so? What's good for some isn't necessarily for others and smacks of pure arrogance

Can lick pussy for hours zzzzzzzzz is that because they are crap at everything else

The size of their cock, who cares

Good looking is that because they say so or someone has told them

Their phone number being on their profile, sad and desperate

Status constantly shows meeting today with phone number, would never bother, quality over quantity

All of the above, plus "seeking mature women" plus anything, no, I mean ANYTHING that sounds like desperation, including phone numbers on first exchange...

Ah... and those who ask for FFM when really my profile states "straight" "

Although an ffm where all parties are straight certainly exists, I've been involved in them before (yes, the first time I did spend a while pinching myself)

Same as I've been involved in mfm's plenty of times but have never been remotely attracted to men. I just love seeing a lady go crazy with lust when pleasured by twice the number of hands, tongues and cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback...breeder...those who bang on about having had a vasectomy...

I know I'm young but I'm really mature for my age...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones who call their penis a 'weapon'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are .

Yep hate that too x"

I think that could be taken two ways

Firstly it could mean i'll fuck anything

but it could also mean they dont judge people on age/looks alone and will happily talk to anyone with a _iew to meeting if they got on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are .

Yep hate that too x

I think that could be taken two ways

Firstly it could mean i'll fuck anything

but it could also mean they dont judge people on age/looks alone and will happily talk to anyone with a _iew to meeting if they got on"

Not sure what to respond to your coment minx features lol you no id meet ya no matter what you wrote haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ones who call their penis a 'weapon' "

See, in the right context this is okay, in my _iew.

If a fantasy scenescape is crafted thoughtfully, normally that involves the lady being some kind of sub role and hunted by the male, upon capture referring to his cock as a "weapon" would not be out of place and would indeed help arouse at times...

However if on the other hand it is used by a buffoon who stumbles through basic language such as a three line profile where one line reads "I want to fuck the lasses with my big weapon" then yes, if I were the recipient then I would laugh my tits off before blocking on general principle...

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"heavy cummer......

oh i like that

do like a man that can leave me looking like a plasterers radio "

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"Months old near empty profiles which say sumit like :-

"Will add to this later"

"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I’ve been thinking about the number of profiles I read, versus the number I actually get in contact with and why I pass over many profiles.

One thing which I have found inhibits me contacting someone is the use of certain phrases. For example, profiles containing phrases such as “exceptional single male”, “fit and well hung”, “good looking man” etc. are ones which I tend not mail.

So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why?

"

ha ha went to nosey your profile and it was too long so I skipped to the end and got told off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are .

Yep hate that too x

I think that could be taken two ways

Firstly it could mean i'll fuck anything

but it could also mean they dont judge people on age/looks alone and will happily talk to anyone with a _iew to meeting if they got on"

awww yer lovely naughty, xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I’ve been thinking about the number of profiles I read, versus the number I actually get in contact with and why I pass over many profiles.

One thing which I have found inhibits me contacting someone is the use of certain phrases. For example, profiles containing phrases such as “exceptional single male”, “fit and well hung”, “good looking man” etc. are ones which I tend not mail.

So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why?

"

oh god dont get me started lol ..i hate,,,very fit and goodlooking and great in bed kinda profiles and when i played bi when men would say very very well endowed when its a huge lie when they send you a pic of their baby carrot!!! ppfftt!! lol all make me chukkle out loud though and shake my head it people lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit, horny and hung like a hamster...wait what?

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Profiles that are miles long or profiles that have almost nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a hardened swinger like some on here.

I'm not trying to shag my way through the site like some on here.

I'm not desperate for sex with just anyone like some on here.

I'm not prepared to lower my standards like some on here.

I'm not here because I can't get it anywhere else like some on here

(have you noticed a theme yet?)

*Giggles*...erm nope. "

Yup, this one annoys me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles that are miles long or profiles that have almost nothing."

Looks like I'm out then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pictures... not photos.... pictures made from letters, numbers, dots and dashes.

If they had made up a new one themselves, yeah I could go with the creative side of that.... but to just cut and paste the well used ones (the naked woman one especially) .... what the hell is that meant to tell me about them?"

Agree...Really what is the point in this?

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

I hate over-used clichés such as

'Life's too short'

'We're only here once'

'Age is just a number'

'I am what I am'

'With me, what you see is what you get'

... and many more, expecially when being used out of context or by someone who doesnt really know what they mean anyway.

I also dislike that daft message warning sydney university of dire consequencies if they intrude on someone's privacy - I mean come on..... all it does it turn a short, boring and uninforming profile into a longer, boring and uninforming profile.

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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

People can put whatever they like in their own profile but I always check out their verifications from others.I think this gives a true indication of the type of person/persons that you're looking at.

Does anyone else feel this way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"any pics of medication or nursing staff with restraints in the background."

Ok medication No

but nursing staff and restraints, as readers of the mag Bizarre we have no problem with that

Plenty people enjoy Speculums, Forceps, Straight Jackets.

Pics of Rubber suits and mummification have been some of the things that make us Boak! on fab.

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By *lack_BoltMan
over a year ago

oxford

The ones that say "any profiles without a face pic will be ignored", and yet there isn't a single pic of any kind on theirs. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ones that say "no single males" then after a bit they repeat - sometimes in caps for extra effect - "no single males", and then they feel they have to add something along the lines of "FOR THOSE THAT CANNOT READ... NO SINGLE MALES!!!!!!!!!"

Now, I always respect what people put on their profiles but when I see this I feel like contacting them just to spite them.

If you put it once then the people who do read your profile will notice it. If you've then beencontacted by a single male it's fair to assume they didn't read your profile. Repeating the same thing several times is pointless because the very people it's aimed at aren't even reading your profile."

this kind of thing is rather amusing, along with forum threads which are rants around a similar vein.

Why moan about a certain group of people messaging you when there are filters in place to stop them.

But that of course is silly of me to suggest.. Because that would drastically reduce the amount of messages received. And god forbid these ladies and couples that don't receive the standard 80 messages a day telling them how gorgeous they are, cos Ms Perfect on the forum gets 80 messages a day and I not having her getting more than me and thinking she's better looking than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that say "any profiles without a face pic will be ignored", and yet there isn't a single pic of any kind on theirs. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

"

Hey in some ways you are correct.

We admire the profiles who put there face pics on show. We would love to do the same some day maybe but children and family are more important than our own vanity at the moment.

In general we ignore profiles with no pics

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles, usernames or statuses which include bored, bareback, pregnant or desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seen some recently

looking for love

looking for bareback only

looking for dates

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