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""worth a try" "you might change your mind" No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! " Or the even better response of "are you sure! I will you the best time of your life" | |||
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""worth a try" "you might change your mind" No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! " och, go on..I'll make you happy  | |||
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""worth a try" "you might change your mind" No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! Or the even better response of "are you sure! I will you the best time of your life"" Oh I'm sure lol | |||
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""worth a try" "you might change your mind" No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! och, go on..I'll make you happy " | |||
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"God loves a trier. No one else does." Oh I forgot that gem, thanks x | |||
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"the ones I like are just after a new verify: some guy asks if I want sucked off etc..I'm like I'd rather wank thinking about my meet I last had..and I'm straight...funnily enough." | |||
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""worth a try" "you might change your mind" No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! " yes but what you're forgetting is not everyone is you and some women and couples don't include guys on their wish list to keep messages down not all but some | |||
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""Fine. Your loss"  "Erm, no its not lol | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) " are you ok I will drop everything | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) are you ok I will drop everything " Excellent. My knickers are round my ankles as we speak... | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) are you ok I will drop everything Excellent. My knickers are round my ankles as we speak... " Great that'll save 5 seconds | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) " That ones a gem. Lol | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) " well I got bored of the fantastic cornwall views...so thought I best chance getting down with the local fanny | |||
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""Fine. Your loss"
Erm, no its not lol"And "You don't know what you're missing" | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) well I got bored of the fantastic cornwall views...so thought I best chance getting down with the local fanny "3some with you boys then lol | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol " Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. | |||
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"God loves a trier. I'm an atheist... " oooh smart response | |||
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"God loves a trier. I'm an atheist... " both of you or just hubby? | |||
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"I get married or attached men messaging me - when I'm bored I reply back and ask why have they contacted me and if they have read my profile. They say "I'm just trying to make conversation" ... What about? How you are cheating on your wife or girlfriend? Just pass me by. My advice. " "I'm just trying to make conversation"... "why?" | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. " I actually get this a fair bit from couples. I love in a cruise port, so they often in a hotel the night before the cruise. | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. I actually get this a fair bit from couples. I love in a cruise port, so they often in a hotel the night before the cruise. " I get the same from them when they are planning to visit Cornwall too. | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. I actually get this a fair bit from couples. I love in a cruise port, so they often in a hotel the night before the cruise. I get the same from them when they are planning to visit Cornwall too. " Bloody tourists | |||
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"I get married or attached men messaging me - when I'm bored I reply back and ask why have they contacted me and if they have read my profile. They say "I'm just trying to make conversation" ... What about? How you are cheating on your wife or girlfriend? Just pass me by. My advice. "I'm just trying to make conversation"... "why?" " Waste of time. They could contact those who don't mind cheats. | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. " Normally it's the day they arrive they message me. If I'm lucky the day before. That's even with my current profile that says I'm not meeting anyone new. | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. I actually get this a fair bit from couples. I love in a cruise port, so they often in a hotel the night before the cruise. I get the same from them when they are planning to visit Cornwall too. Bloody tourists "Yeh I'm a disposable hook up lol | |||
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"God loves a trier. I'm an atheist... both of you or just hubby? " because only the male partner can rustle up a sharp comeback? | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. Normally it's the day they arrive they message me. If I'm lucky the day before. That's even with my current profile that says I'm not meeting anyone new." "I'm not meeting new people".. Its a challenge, you'll meet them lol | |||
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"God loves a trier. I'm an atheist... both of you or just hubby? because only the male partner can rustle up a sharp comeback? " in my experience its normally the lady lol | |||
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"I get married or attached men messaging me - when I'm bored I reply back and ask why have they contacted me and if they have read my profile. They say "I'm just trying to make conversation" ... What about? How you are cheating on your wife or girlfriend? Just pass me by. My advice. "I'm just trying to make conversation"... "why?" Waste of time. They could contact those who don't mind cheats." Nah, they prefer to use a scattergun approach. Works every time | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) well I got bored of the fantastic cornwall views...so thought I best chance getting down with the local fanny
3some with you boys then lol"just messed my work trousers..thanks for that image ;) | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) well I got bored of the fantastic cornwall views...so thought I best chance getting down with the local fanny
3some with you boys then lol
just messed my work trousers..thanks for that image
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"My personal favourite is "well I want interested in meeting you anyway" Obviously you were or you wouldn't have messaged me in the first place." Oh that's legendary lol | |||
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"Maybe Fab should offer reading lessons to some of its subscribers? It’s the ones who don’t read my profile and expect me to be available instantly day or night who bug me" Honey, this is instashag, didn't you know?! | |||
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""Fine. Your loss"
Erm, no its not lol
And "You don't know what you're missing" "But they don't | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. Normally it's the day they arrive they message me. If I'm lucky the day before. That's even with my current profile that says I'm not meeting anyone new. "I'm not meeting new people".. Its a challenge, you'll meet them lol" I'm sure some of them wonder what they did wrong and why I blocked them | |||
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"A message from a blank profile We need to meet " Do we?! Why? | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) That ones a gem. Lol Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. Normally it's the day they arrive they message me. If I'm lucky the day before. That's even with my current profile that says I'm not meeting anyone new. "I'm not meeting new people".. Its a challenge, you'll meet them lol I'm sure some of them wonder what they did wrong and why I blocked them "Oh the confusion... | |||
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"Gotta love those who want to meet me, I politely decline saying 'Sorry I'm not interested' and they reply "But I'm your type, I tick all your boxes!" No, you're not and no, you don't. And no, we are not all on here for the same thing." | |||
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""Fine. Your loss"
Erm, no its not lol
And "You don't know what you're missing" But they don't "Exactly lol | |||
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""Fine. Your loss"
Erm, no its not lol
And "You don't know what you're missing" But they don't
Exactly lol "I don't reply to rejection messages the dialogue ends there in my opinion. "If you don't ask you don't get" Is a good mantra to go by though in general. | |||
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"I’ll give you a baby he's got one he doesn't need " | |||
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"I’ll give you a baby he's got one he doesn't need "Well it is black Friday | |||
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""If you don't ask you don't get" If my profile excludes you somehow, asking will get you blocked when I might have changed my mind and been interested in you later. "I'm in your area, come to my hotel" This is either a delete or a block depending on what else is included. "There are many ways to send a first message, but I prefer the direct approach. (graphic stuff here)" You might prefer it, but I cast the deciding vote, and welcome to my block list. " Ha oh my | |||
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""If you don't ask you don't get" If my profile excludes you somehow, asking will get you blocked when I might have changed my mind and been interested in you later. "I'm in your area, come to my hotel" This is either a delete or a block depending on what else is included. "There are many ways to send a first message, but I prefer the direct approach. (graphic stuff here)" You might prefer it, but I cast the deciding vote, and welcome to my block list. Ha oh my " Oh yes, class act lol xx | |||
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""If you don't ask you don't get" If my profile excludes you somehow, asking will get you blocked when I might have changed my mind and been interested in you later. "I'm in your area, come to my hotel" This is either a delete or a block depending on what else is included. "There are many ways to send a first message, but I prefer the direct approach. (graphic stuff here)" You might prefer it, but I cast the deciding vote, and welcome to my block list. Ha oh my Oh yes, class act lol xx" Hey we all have to aspire to something, can I just say I loved you with long blonde hair | |||
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""worth a try" "you might change your mind" No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! " I have no idea. Men messaging me, will get the 'not looking' pop up. First paragraph of my profile is pretty obvious. But still they try *sigh | |||
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""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) " well hurry up about it im getting a chill  | |||
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""worth a try" "you might change your mind" No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! " On the other hand people will often display verification outwith their preferences, which surely gives encouragement to those outside their shown preferences. | |||
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"What about 'there's no harm in having a coffee'. Well there is because you're not what I'm looking for, therefore it's a waste of my time "Or you might be nuts, someone I have to escape from, and who now knows a whole lot more about me. Plus too many think a coffee means they've scored. No, get your hands off me. | |||
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""worth a try" "you might change your mind" No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! On the other hand people will often display verification outwith their preferences, which surely gives encouragement to those outside their shown preferences." As someone who does have such veris... don't do this. I have them for good reason and the odds of some random person being an exception are tiny. Plus I delete/ block those who don't respect my stated wishes. | |||
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"Give me some wood for my fire place please " Come and get it lol | |||
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"What about 'there's no harm in having a coffee'. Well there is because you're not what I'm looking for, therefore it's a waste of my time " | |||
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"Omg I'm loving this thread. Amazing how people still do not get it. I would love to know who can drop everything I particular love all those nice msgs after you've politely rejected them..........for example ^your not that fit you stuck up @#$%&^ Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. LMAO " Then I must have permanent fuzziness and warmth haha | |||
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"I’ll give you a baby" And what am I supposed to do with it? Insert it into the condom machine for a refund? | |||
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"I’ll give you a baby And what am I supposed to do with it? Insert it into the condom machine for a refund?" Did you not know that?! | |||
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"I'm in _____ now! Spare hour, fancy fun? Yep, I love a game of chess or scrabble, however real fun is a group session playing cards against humanity. "Lol! An hour. | |||
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"I'm in _____ now! Spare hour, fancy fun? Yep, I love a game of chess or scrabble, however real fun is a group session playing cards against humanity.
Lol! An hour. "It would have to be a quickie lol | |||
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"Cards against humanity should be included in most situation to judge poeples humour... Would work well " I think so lol | |||
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