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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's kind of like a peely wally version of the black silhouettes, you could be their king!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x "

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

Do you have any sisters? One without a beard, would be nice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me? "

Because you are so gorgeous that I want to spunk all over your face handsome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

I never know if you're being serious or its just your sense of humour

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... I never know if you're being serious or its just your sense of humour "

Deadly serious on this occasion

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By *edtothecore74Woman
over a year ago

Spalding


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... I never know if you're being serious or its just your sense of humour

Deadly serious on this occasion "

One can tell you like it dry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... I never know if you're being serious or its just your sense of humour

Deadly serious on this occasion "

oh lol. Nowt like blowing your own trumpet. As long as you're happy with yourself. Good on ya x

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... I never know if you're being serious or its just your sense of humour

Deadly serious on this occasion oh lol. Nowt like blowing your own trumpet. As long as you're happy with yourself. Good on ya x"

You should be happy with me too.

I brighten this place up no end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... I never know if you're being serious or its just your sense of humour

Deadly serious on this occasion oh lol. Nowt like blowing your own trumpet. As long as you're happy with yourself. Good on ya x

You should be happy with me too.

I brighten this place up no end. "

There's hundreds of God's gifts on here lol.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"

I brighten this place up no end. There's hundreds of God's gifts on here lol. "

.

But wasn't one of gods gifts a plauge ?

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By *edtothecore74Woman
over a year ago

Spalding


"

I brighten this place up no end. There's hundreds of God's gifts on here lol.

.

But wasn't one of gods gifts a plauge ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me? "

#metoo

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"

I brighten this place up no end. There's hundreds of God's gifts on here lol.

.

But wasn't one of gods gifts a plauge ?"

The plague was the yang. I’m the Ying

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"

I brighten this place up no end. There's hundreds of God's gifts on here lol.

.

But wasn't one of gods gifts a plauge ? "

Nope it was a Plague

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me?

#metoo"

Don’t you start...

We’ve agreed on 10 denier, yes?

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Beautiful

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Did you go to Specsavers OP ?

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

It’s nice to feel confident in ones self OP.

And I’m sure you are right your profile pic will be better than some of the others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me?

#metoo

Don’t you start...

We’ve agreed on 10 denier, yes? "

Yes you’ll look great in those...complete with my thong

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me?

#metoo

Don’t you start...

We’ve agreed on 10 denier, yes?

Yes you’ll look great in those...complete with my thong "

So long as I get to sniff your toes...

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Did you go to Specsavers OP ?

"

Did you?!?!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Did you go to Specsavers OP ?

Did you?!?! "

No, I went to a real opticians.

I can give you their details

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Have to admit that you are a very good looking man - but that's only the first piece of the puzzle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent looking bloke, hit the gym though

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By *ush fuckerMan
over a year ago

Wouldn’t You Like To Know

Sounds like one loves his self or is ups ones selfs arse ...!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decent looking bloke, hit the gym though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a face only a mother could love

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Decent looking bloke, hit the gym though "

Top advice there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines crap but I'm happy with my private ones

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

God I love a confident man. I bet your bathroom mirror is covered in love bites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not jealous at all .... why would i be ?

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Your lovely ...just wish i was gay

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me?

Because you are so gorgeous that I want to spunk all over your face handsome x "

I think you speak for everyone

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome."

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... "

pmsl

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... "

beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"It's kind of like a peely wally version of the black silhouettes, you could be their king! "

Oooh I think a name change to Silhouette King is in order.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself."

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you might want to see a doctor about that rash

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. "

yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache."

Another gaydar has locked on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on.... "

Are you getting a hardon

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon "

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away . "

lol,,i know you,ll be devastated but yer no my type

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away . "

trust me I'm trying but I'm in awe of your arrogance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away . "

And I just can’t stop looking at it

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away . trust me I'm trying but I'm in awe of your arrogance "

I’m sure you’re in awe of a lot more than just my arrogance.

Just look at my face!

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away . trust me I'm trying but I'm in awe of your arrogance

I’m sure you’re in awe of a lot more than just my arrogance.

Just look at my face! "

I am, it looks like it could make an onion cry!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like being modest where’s that trumpet

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it "

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

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By *ennythelionMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

"Once is was a BIG HEAD now i am just conceited"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a look, you look like thousands of other average guys. Bit y as well, get to the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face "

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first "

I would suggest covering it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on a minute, how do you know I'm not better looking? oh yes I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a look, you look like thousands of other average guys. Bit y as well, get to the gym."

Should have said a bit w e e dy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might have the beard and the confidence but you ain't got legs as good as mine

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first "

Away with the undatables on this thread...

We will make sweet music together:

I will play your body like a violin;

when you sit on my face you’ll be singing like a canary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first I would suggest covering it? "

With my lady juices?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away . trust me I'm trying but I'm in awe of your arrogance

I’m sure you’re in awe of a lot more than just my arrogance.

Just look at my face! "

If I had a face like that id teach my arse to speak

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first I would suggest covering it?

With my lady juices?"

or a pillow?

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away . trust me I'm trying but I'm in awe of your arrogance

I’m sure you’re in awe of a lot more than just my arrogance.

Just look at my face!

If I had a face like that id teach my arse to speak "

You charmer, you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away . trust me I'm trying but I'm in awe of your arrogance

I’m sure you’re in awe of a lot more than just my arrogance.

Just look at my face!

If I had a face like that id teach my arse to speak

You charmer, you. "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

I prefer the pic with your train

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

You shake my ego to the very core, OP

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think you look a bit worried in your current profile pic.

7/10

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you...

I prefer the pic with your train "

Yes, it’s difficult to choose a favourite, isn’t it.

I’ve driven my magnificent locomotive up many a tunnel...

It’s quite a ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is also magnificent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say OP, this thread has been wonderfully entertaining.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"You might have the beard and the confidence but you ain't got legs as good as mine "

Good tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha,,,OP,,,betcha ya dont have as pretty a cock as mine

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you...

I prefer the pic with your train

Yes, it’s difficult to choose a favourite, isn’t it.

I’ve driven my magnificent locomotive up many a tunnel...

It’s quite a ride. "

Haha I'm sure you have

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

Nah, jealousy is an outmoded concept for me.

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Once when I was about 6 maybe 7 I was at a family bonfire. Me an my little sister had a huge argument which resulted in me stealing one of her green frog eyed wellies (She cried) I went on in anger to throw said welly onto the raging fire. Unfortunately my father found out about our disagreement and about what I had done to my sister's new wellies, he was not a happy man, he shouted, scalded and hit me black an blue...I was devastated, upset an scarred for life

After the fire had calmed down I went back to see if I could salvage my poor sisters welly only to find melted beyond all recognition, bits of burnt wood all over it slimy from the wet weather with the sad froggy eyes looking back at me...that welly....that poor melted welly..reminds me of your face.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Once when I was about 6 maybe 7 I was at a family bonfire. Me an my little sister had a huge argument which resulted in me stealing one of her green frog eyed wellies (She cried) I went on in anger to throw said welly onto the raging fire. Unfortunately my father found out about our disagreement and about what I had done to my sister's new wellies, he was not a happy man, he shouted, scalded and hit me black an blue...I was devastated, upset an scarred for life

After the fire had calmed down I went back to see if I could salvage my poor sisters welly only to find melted beyond all recognition, bits of burnt wood all over it slimy from the wet weather with the sad froggy eyes looking back at me...that welly....that poor melted welly..reminds me of your face."

Fucking top work

Love it

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

But not as much as I love my face

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x "

Would that be the plane that the interior of looks suspiciously like a train cab?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would that be the plane that the interior of looks suspiciously like a train cab? "

He has a train and a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look slightly murderous, like someone pinched your last rolo.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would that be the plane that the interior of looks suspiciously like a train cab?

He has a train and a plane "

When are we doing that trip to Duxford?

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"You look slightly murderous, like someone pinched your last rolo. "

You should see how I look when I’m angry!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

A pretty face is nothing, if you have an ugly heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look slightly murderous, like someone pinched your last rolo.

You should see how I look when I’m angry! "

What do we need to pinch off you to see that one

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you...

A pretty face is nothing, if you have an ugly heart.

"

True.

Luckily for me, my heart is (almost) as fucking PHWOOOAR as my face .

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would that be the plane that the interior of looks suspiciously like a train cab?

He has a train and a plane

When are we doing that trip to Duxford? "

Talking about it has made me want to go again, haven't been for ages

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would that be the plane that the interior of looks suspiciously like a train cab?

He has a train and a plane

When are we doing that trip to Duxford? "

On a serious note and not to spoil the fun of your thread, my sister in law is hoping to do a wing walk, for Cancer research, she has terminal cancer, I think they do that from Duxford too

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you...

A pretty face is nothing, if you have an ugly heart.

True.

Luckily for me, my heart is (almost) as fucking PHWOOOAR as my face . "

I'm sure you and your ego are very happy together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you...

A pretty face is nothing, if you have an ugly heart.

True.

Luckily for me, my heart is (almost) as fucking PHWOOOAR as my face .

I'm sure you and your ego are very happy together "

I just spat ANOTHER coffee everywhere!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me?

#metoo"

Yeah id like F&B tospunk on my face too

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would that be the plane that the interior of looks suspiciously like a train cab?

He has a train and a plane

When are we doing that trip to Duxford?

On a serious note and not to spoil the fun of your thread, my sister in law is hoping to do a wing walk, for Cancer research, she has terminal cancer, I think they do that from Duxford too "

So sorry to hear that.

That’s an amazing and incredibly brave thing to do. I really hope she is able to xxx

PM me if you get a moment x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Keep it up and you’ll soon be number 1 on the list.

The BLOCK list that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me? "

Because it’s F&B! He’s a sex God, he can say anything.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would that be the plane that the interior of looks suspiciously like a train cab?

He has a train and a plane

When are we doing that trip to Duxford?

On a serious note and not to spoil the fun of your thread, my sister in law is hoping to do a wing walk, for Cancer research, she has terminal cancer, I think they do that from Duxford too

So sorry to hear that.

That’s an amazing and incredibly brave thing to do. I really hope she is able to xxx

PM me if you get a moment x "

She's a brave lady, we were told we would lose her 4 years ago, thankfully she has some magic drugs

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Keep it up and you’ll soon be number 1 on the list.

The BLOCK list that is "

Nah.

The inbox doesn’t lie. Neither does the Essex girl upthread .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first I would suggest covering it?

With my lady juices? or a pillow? "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep it up and you’ll soon be number 1 on the list.

The BLOCK list that is

Nah.

The inbox doesn’t lie. Neither does the Essex girl upthread .

"

She’s a very brave girl!!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... "

No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

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By *harliebluestockingsCouple
over a year ago

london


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first I would suggest covering it?

With my lady juices? or a pillow?

Hahaha"

Hahahaha. Any more ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first I would suggest covering it?

With my lady juices? or a pillow?

Hahaha

Hahahaha. Any more ? "

Hahahahaha

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm so jell I just took your pic to my plastic surgeon and said make me look like this guy

he said "you're the 4th person to ask me that today"

He looked a bit like you too

Felt like I was in a Basement Jaxx music video

Maybe I was

Where's my head at?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep it up and you’ll soon be number 1 on the list.

The BLOCK list that is

Nah.

The inbox doesn’t lie. Neither does the Essex girl upthread .

"

Hmmm I did tell you a little teeny tiny fib...I don’t actually own a pair of white stilettos you were so keen to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so jell I just took your pic to my plastic surgeon and said make me look like this guy

he said "you're the 4th person to ask me that today"

He looked a bit like you too

Felt like I was in a Basement Jaxx music video

Maybe I was

Where's my head at?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... beauty is in the eye, an all that shit. You certainly have an ugly way of presenting yourself.

Beauty isn’t just in my eye. That shit is all over me like a rash. yup!! Deffo gay. Gayer than cum on a moustache.

Another gaydar has locked on....

Are you getting a hardon

If my profile pic is that distracting, you can always look away .

And I just can’t stop looking at it

Here’s looking at you, sugar.

Only two days to go and you’ll be doing more than just looking at my face

Hmmm kiss it or sit on it...not sure what to do first I would suggest covering it?

With my lady juices? or a pillow?

Hahaha

Hahahaha. Any more ?

Hahahahaha"

Your fringe is on point

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though "

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... "

Oh dear, I must be blind.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... "

They don't know what they're missing.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Keep it up and you’ll soon be number 1 on the list.

The BLOCK list that is

Nah.

The inbox doesn’t lie. Neither does the Essex girl upthread .

Hmmm I did tell you a little teeny tiny fib...I don’t actually own a pair of white stilettos you were so keen to see "

Never mind.

I won’t be looking at them when they’re pointing at the ceiling anyway .

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. "

Well you are getting on a bit now.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now. "

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Looking at him makes me feel like I'm pouring vinegar directly into my eyes."

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Looking at him makes me feel like I'm pouring vinegar directly into my eyes."

You're meant to say FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing. "

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick....

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing.

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick...."

No doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week. "

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing.

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick...."

And not the ugly stick...

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing.

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick...."

looks like you've already been hit by one....or a golf club

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr. "

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell op, you must have hit just about every branch on your way from the ugly tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u like our profile pic?

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Do u like our profile pic? "

Yep .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He says he's not gay but he's certainly vain enough. I'm sure his mother thinks he's handsome.

It would seem that I’m a blip on quite a few gaydars on here.

Sadly for them I’m merely an unusually good looking and well groomed heterosexual man... "

Sorry I don't see what you and your mum obviously do.. but I am sure the love you have for yourself will shield you from all the negativity

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing.

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick....

And not the ugly stick... "

Don't worry mate, we will all chip in for Christmas and get you some Regaine for your hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing.

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick....looks like you've already been hit by one....or a golf club "

I’m a professional... so I don’t post my face pic... I’m not as handsome as the Op , but I don’t get kicked out of bed either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am jealous of you and your plane tbh.

But your face would look a bit better with my spunk all over it handsome x

Would it be appropriate for me to post that to a woman on here as a straight bloke?

If not, why have you just posted it to me? "

He’s straight too, he’s winding you up, he probably thought you’d be able to take it and have a bit of lighthearted back and forth, but arrogance is usually a mask for other issues, that’s just one of the basics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u like our profile pic? "

I like all your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe. "

Phew, was worried then for a second.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe.

Phew, was worried then for a second. "

Then again you’ll probably change your mind when you see me in the flesh .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe.

Phew, was worried then for a second. "

Just make sure to still get dolled up..... just because it’s coffee... I don’t want to hear you showed up in jogging pants and dirty trainers...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing.

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick....looks like you've already been hit by one....or a golf club "

Don't worry mate, we will all chip in for Christmas and get some Regain for your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe.

Phew, was worried then for a second.

Just make sure to still get dolled up..... just because it’s coffee... I don’t want to hear you showed up in jogging pants and dirty trainers..."

It’s not a date. I will be in jeans and converse.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing.

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick....

And not the ugly stick... Don't worry mate, we will all chip in for Christmas and get you some Regaine for your hair. "

This wasn't to you Sidney, i replied and quoted wrong thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe.

Phew, was worried then for a second.

Then again you’ll probably change your mind when you see me in the flesh . "

You’re like an annoying little brother. My mind won’t be changing. I only have eyes for the people I’ve told you about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u like our profile pic?

I like all your pics "

Lol

Thanks

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe.

Phew, was worried then for a second.

Then again you’ll probably change your mind when you see me in the flesh .

You’re like an annoying little brother. My mind won’t be changing. I only have eyes for the people I’ve told you about. "

Yeah yeah that’s what they all say.

I’m off to the pub now with that arrogant mate of mine you don’t like .

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me... They don't know what they're missing.

Yes , if All of us were in London... we would be beating them away with a stick....

And not the ugly stick... Don't worry mate, we will all chip in for Christmas and get you some Regaine for your hair. This wasn't to you Sidney, i replied and quoted wrong thing. "

I assumed that was the case. No worries brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe.

Phew, was worried then for a second.

Then again you’ll probably change your mind when you see me in the flesh .

You’re like an annoying little brother. My mind won’t be changing. I only have eyes for the people I’ve told you about.

Yeah yeah that’s what they all say.

I’m off to the pub now with that arrogant mate of mine you don’t like . "

Only from what you tell me.

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’m impressed with mine. I look a lot better than most men on here, and most men in life, generally.

Do any of you fellow Fab guys feel jealous?!

I would if I looked like you... No but only because were on opposite sides of the country though

From what I’ve seen you’re my only serious competition on here (along with mr New York of course, whose so good they named his city twice).

Why any women on this site are scheduling meets other than with the three of us defeats me...

Oh dear, I must be blind. Well you are getting on a bit now.

She’s lying anyway, I’m going for a coffee with her later this week.

And I strictly agreed in a platonic way. Please don’t make it any more than that Mr.

It still counts.

We have both already stated that we are friend zoned, fringe.

Phew, was worried then for a second.

Then again you’ll probably change your mind when you see me in the flesh .

You’re like an annoying little brother. My mind won’t be changing. I only have eyes for the people I’ve told you about.

Yeah yeah that’s what they all say.

I’m off to the pub now with that arrogant mate of mine you don’t like .

Only from what you tell me. "

And from his job title .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow this threads still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d let you rim me OP

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"wow this threads still going "
going where

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By *hite1100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I’d let you rim me OP"

You know where to reach me when you’re ready .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a gorgeous looking man. Wow wow wow.

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