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By *ondongreg79 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Who’s got plans?!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Not yet

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By *ondongreg79 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Well judging by your photos I’m sure you will!

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Mines in front room watching tv....

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There options !

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Hopeful..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working on it...

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By *ondongreg79 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

I’m sure he is!

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover

Me...

Tomorrow with my younger very hot partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to the next couple of days.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested "

Tell him...he will run to yrs im sure

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I live in hope

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Wednesday is the day this, only day off and meet arranged!!!

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By *odestyB007Woman
over a year ago

Winchester

A couple of gents

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By *r D30Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

Fun times planned for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested

Tell him...he will run to yrs im sure "

I have messaged...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully a mmmmf on Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing fucking me this week is my head

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested

Tell him...he will run to yrs im sure

I have messaged..."

Well if he doesn't reply

Quite frankly my dear..his mad...

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By *ondongreg79 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Quite right. And maybe Jay and I can step in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the offer...such gentlemen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested "

I am

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"Thanks for the offer...such gentlemen!"

Oi oi ..I never offered nothing that was greg...

I need to be wined and dined you know. .lol

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested

Tell him...he will run to yrs im sure

I have messaged..."

Try again, I can't see your mail in my inbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chance would be a fine thing

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By *ondongreg79 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Haha. I didn’t say I was easy!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Fraid not

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

We do

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By *ondongreg79 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

It’s Christmas party season guys. I’m sure you can sort it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

Open to offers though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have on Tuesday finally! And another for next week apparently.. not from here though. The girl we've been talking to seems so lovely and new to submission but it's soft submission. It's been a while since we've met someone on this site

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Keep hoping x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding rocking horse shit in a stream of unicorn piss is more likely

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

As per... No haha.

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I did have tomorrow but they’ve cancelled on me for some reason, but I have another meet scheduled for Wednesday night so all is not lost

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Thursday morning after I finish Nights... should be having a very regular lady coming plus one or two regular guys for a morning/lunchtime group session

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By *entcockslutCouple
over a year ago

canterbury

Gangbang for us on Thursday daytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lost my lover/fb of 2 years so probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hoping this week will be shagtastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from hubby, nothing ...not that I’m complaining mind !!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Got a meet on Wednesday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines all work plans but looking to fit in some naughty fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no! The best laid plans...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am aleays, just need of partner (s) to make it real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully tomorrow, will be me getting fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still looking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

In the words of Elton John .. Saturday.. Saturday.. Saturday.. Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half planned depends on timings

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets "

Yayyy someone like me .... although no one wanted to meet me anyway so I'm using the Christmas thing as a substitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking to make plans

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

Not yet open to offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have on Tuesday finally! And another for next week apparently.. not from here though. The girl we've been talking to seems so lovely and new to submission but it's soft submission. It's been a while since we've met someone on this site "

Lucky and enjoy we haven’t found that unicorn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayyyyyyybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that would be telling and gentleman never disclose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might do I’m just waiting to hear from them

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Did have one planned for Friday but now cancelled, so will keep searching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Club night on Thursday, so fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing for me either x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may even get 2 if my luck holds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay he just messaged!

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Maybe

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By *hil LandererMan
over a year ago

Leicester

If Only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did have one planned for Friday but been cancelled so at loose end,so if there is anyone in Essex whos free me too get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *utDoSomeMoreCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Tuesday hotel fuck session planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a little role play fun planned with my guy tomorrow morning. Aside that , Maybe have to arrange something for next week though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s got plans?!"

I wish... tomorrow and Wednesday off... And not looking hopeful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Nope but I do have a lunch arranged for this week.

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By *ondongreg79 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Well a lunch is almost as good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me, but I will go to the gym this week

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By *ondongreg79 OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Now that sounds exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We shall see how the week pans out.

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By *orro_sMan
over a year ago

Swansea


"No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets "

Bugger!!!

You're lucky I like Christmas shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friday afternoon with a regular mf couple, she is hot so I'm very excited

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested "

I have two who I’ve met once (on separate occassions) and they don’t seem that keen on a repeat performance... boo. Tired of chasing, hehe.

Everyone else I’ve interacted with pales in comparison and I’m happy to chat, but I haven’t been attracted enough to arrange a meet.

Last night’s sex at home was amazing though

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Not yet, but hoping to make the most of the next seven days/evenings/nights while my wife's away...

....exchanged messages with a couple of potential playmates last week - but they've since gone quiet...

....and the most promising interest I've had on another site has been from couples too far away...

....so I'm still open to offers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really would like to have, but I'll be in Belgium.

I'm going to be desperate when I return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but want one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be nice to get a meet for Wednesday morning as I'm busy for the rest of the week

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By *017chesterladMan
over a year ago

chester


"No but want one! "

I’m in Llandudno at the weekend

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"Yay he just messaged! "

Lol go eat him up girl.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not yet, but hoping to make the most of the next seven days/evenings/nights while my wife's away...

....exchanged messages with a couple of potential playmates last week - but they've since gone quiet...

....and the most promising interest I've had on another site has been from couples too far away...

....so I'm still open to offers! "

Hope your wife is having more fun when she is away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl..... "

Haha just a coffee

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"Hope your wife is having more fun when she is away "

She'll be enjoying herself, but it won't be that kind of fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes!!

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By *helseaJimmy1975Couple
over a year ago

uk

Hopefully Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

No plans as such

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

Oh yes roll on Friday and Saturday in need my fix

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham

Plenty hopefully

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee "

Ok if u say so..lol..enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes Thursday, a day meet for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definetly with MR In the north east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope . No one wants to play with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets

Bugger!!!

You're lucky I like Christmas shopping "

You can do it for me then. I'll give you the list and grab a Costa while I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a week off work - but my body hates me - so I'll be eating and wearing pyjamas for most of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 more sleeps!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a week off work - but my body hates me - so I'll be eating and wearing pyjamas for most of it "

Flu type symptoms here too. The only thing I’m rubbing is vapour rub..hubby has never had so much as a sniff in 20 years, he woke up the other day like he’s been ran over by a tank

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By *orro_sMan
over a year ago

Swansea


"No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets

Bugger!!!

You're lucky I like Christmas shopping

You can do it for me then. I'll give you the list and grab a Costa while I'm waiting "

Cool, I'll shoot to Ann Summers and you can get me a hazelnut latte for when I get back. You might want an extra shot in yours

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Club night Weds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty with Adam and hopefully we can find a meet for Friday!

Eve. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes tomorrow with my partner and a fb

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I have one for next week. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a week off work - but my body hates me - so I'll be eating and wearing pyjamas for most of it

Flu type symptoms here too. The only thing I’m rubbing is vapour rub..hubby has never had so much as a sniff in 20 years, he woke up the other day like he’s been ran over by a tank "

Urgh the lurgy is really strong this year!

I haven't had it ( yet ) I've got shocking period pain ( sorry sensitive men folk )

I just want to curl in a ball with a hot water bottle and chocolates

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Yes indeed... not sure who with but I'm feeling lucky

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By *uckbuddies321Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Tuesday afternoon and wednesday evening at Quest. we will be enjoying each other and inviting others to join the fun ... can't wait.

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over a year ago

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee "

Yeah yeah you say that now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s got plans?!"

Who hasn't got plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now... "

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks "

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . "

She could always blow on it to cool it down

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down "

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. "

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

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By *sabellatina80Couple
over a year ago

London

None yet, hopefully we will have for Friday night.

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By *orkshire_SwingCouple
over a year ago

Up North

Hoping to finally hit a club Weds

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time "

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

So many not sure we will be able to fit them all in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later "

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after "

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . "

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

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By *unCuriousHarryMan
over a year ago

somrwhere over the rainbow, The Shire


"Fraid not "

Me neither :P

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who’s got plans?!"

Me but I haven't told hubby yet!

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM "

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan . "

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be "

Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be

Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. "

It’s a date

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be

Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember.

It’s a date "

079.... you know the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be

Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember.

It’s a date

079.... you know the rest "

I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray

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By *igAdrianMan
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Hoping to have something planned for Friday in Newcastle if I find a nice lady.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be

Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember.

It’s a date

079.... you know the rest

I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray"

Nope you’re just discerning.

I’m by far the best this site has to offer.

Why muck around with donkeys when you can ride a racehorse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both gone tits up best geg searching

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By *arrahLeeMajorsCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

We’ve put it out there fingers crossed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be

Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember.

It’s a date

079.... you know the rest

I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray

Nope you’re just discerning.

I’m by far the best this site has to offer.

Why muck around with donkeys when you can ride a racehorse? "

Hmmm you have a lot to live up to, I hear donkeys have some delightful attributes

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Yep Saturday .....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be

Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember.

It’s a date

079.... you know the rest

I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray

Nope you’re just discerning.

I’m by far the best this site has to offer.

Why muck around with donkeys when you can ride a racehorse?

Hmmm you have a lot to live up to, I hear donkeys have some delightful attributes "

Yes, nice ears...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever hopeful

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Yay he just messaged!

Lol go eat him up girl.....

Haha just a coffee

Yeah yeah you say that now...

It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks

Arrogance comes as standard.

Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot .

She could always blow on it to cool it down

Coffees to take away, and suck it up later.

Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time

I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems).

And some chocolate to slather all over you later

Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after

Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us .

Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM

No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well).

If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement.

Sounds like a plan, Stan .

Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be

Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember.

It’s a date

079.... you know the rest

I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray

Nope you’re just discerning.

I’m by far the best this site has to offer.

Why muck around with donkeys when you can ride a racehorse?

Hmmm you have a lot to live up to, I hear donkeys have some delightful attributes "

Like a postman with Tourette’s, I always fucking deliver .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always planned rarely happens sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested

I have two who I’ve met once (on separate occassions) and they don’t seem that keen on a repeat performance... boo. Tired of chasing, hehe.

Everyone else I’ve interacted with pales in comparison and I’m happy to chat, but I haven’t been attracted enough to arrange a meet.

Last night’s sex at home was amazing though "

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