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"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested " Tell him...he will run to yrs im sure | |||
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"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested Tell him...he will run to yrs im sure I have messaged..." Well if he doesn't reply Quite frankly my dear..his mad... | |||
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"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested " I am | |||
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"Thanks for the offer...such gentlemen!" Oi oi ..I never offered nothing that was greg... I need to be wined and dined you know. .lol | |||
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"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested Tell him...he will run to yrs im sure I have messaged..." Try again, I can't see your mail in my inbox? | |||
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"No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets " Yayyy someone like me .... although no one wanted to meet me anyway so I'm using the Christmas thing as a substitute | |||
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"We have on Tuesday finally! And another for next week apparently.. not from here though. The girl we've been talking to seems so lovely and new to submission but it's soft submission. It's been a while since we've met someone on this site " Lucky and enjoy we haven’t found that unicorn x | |||
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"Who’s got plans?!" I wish... tomorrow and Wednesday off... And not looking hopeful xx | |||
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"No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets " Bugger!!! You're lucky I like Christmas shopping | |||
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"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested " I have two who I’ve met once (on separate occassions) and they don’t seem that keen on a repeat performance... boo. Tired of chasing, hehe. Everyone else I’ve interacted with pales in comparison and I’m happy to chat, but I haven’t been attracted enough to arrange a meet. Last night’s sex at home was amazing though | |||
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"No but want one! " I’m in Llandudno at the weekend | |||
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"Not yet, but hoping to make the most of the next seven days/evenings/nights while my wife's away... ....exchanged messages with a couple of potential playmates last week - but they've since gone quiet... ....and the most promising interest I've had on another site has been from couples too far away... ....so I'm still open to offers! " Hope your wife is having more fun when she is away | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... " Haha just a coffee | |||
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"Hope your wife is having more fun when she is away " She'll be enjoying herself, but it won't be that kind of fun! | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee " Ok if u say so..lol..enjoy | |||
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"No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets Bugger!!! You're lucky I like Christmas shopping " You can do it for me then. I'll give you the list and grab a Costa while I'm waiting | |||
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"I've got a week off work - but my body hates me - so I'll be eating and wearing pyjamas for most of it " Flu type symptoms here too. The only thing I’m rubbing is vapour rub..hubby has never had so much as a sniff in 20 years, he woke up the other day like he’s been ran over by a tank | |||
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"No. I'm concentrating on Christmas now. No free time for meets Bugger!!! You're lucky I like Christmas shopping You can do it for me then. I'll give you the list and grab a Costa while I'm waiting " Cool, I'll shoot to Ann Summers and you can get me a hazelnut latte for when I get back. You might want an extra shot in yours | |||
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"I've got a week off work - but my body hates me - so I'll be eating and wearing pyjamas for most of it Flu type symptoms here too. The only thing I’m rubbing is vapour rub..hubby has never had so much as a sniff in 20 years, he woke up the other day like he’s been ran over by a tank " Urgh the lurgy is really strong this year! I haven't had it ( yet ) I've got shocking period pain ( sorry sensitive men folk ) I just want to curl in a ball with a hot water bottle and chocolates | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee " Yeah yeah you say that now... | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... " It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks " Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . " She could always blow on it to cool it down | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down " Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. " Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time " I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later " Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after " Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . " Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM | |||
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"Fraid not " Me neither :P | |||
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"Who’s got plans?!" Me but I haven't told hubby yet! | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM " No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . " Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be " Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. " It’s a date | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. It’s a date " 079.... you know the rest | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. It’s a date 079.... you know the rest " I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. It’s a date 079.... you know the rest I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray" Nope you’re just discerning. I’m by far the best this site has to offer. Why muck around with donkeys when you can ride a racehorse? | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. It’s a date 079.... you know the rest I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray Nope you’re just discerning. I’m by far the best this site has to offer. Why muck around with donkeys when you can ride a racehorse? " Hmmm you have a lot to live up to, I hear donkeys have some delightful attributes | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. It’s a date 079.... you know the rest I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray Nope you’re just discerning. I’m by far the best this site has to offer. Why muck around with donkeys when you can ride a racehorse? Hmmm you have a lot to live up to, I hear donkeys have some delightful attributes " Yes, nice ears... | |||
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"Yay he just messaged! Lol go eat him up girl..... Haha just a coffee Yeah yeah you say that now... It will take a great deal of charm and a hint of arrogance to woo me from Starbucks Arrogance comes as standard. Luckily for you my lattes are always served extra hot . She could always blow on it to cool it down Coffees to take away, and suck it up later. Ice cubes in the fridge? Frapachino time I’ll get some in. I’ll even change the bedding and get the cleaner teed up (single guy problems). And some chocolate to slather all over you later Is the maid hot and does she wear the naughty stereotypical outfit? If so she can hang around then clean up after Depending on which one they send (hopefully a fitty, but they vary), I could ask her to join us . Now this a prime example of everyday sexism...they could send you a guy! MFM No need for a third wheel (who won’t look anywhere near as good as me anyway and wouldn’t satisfy you as well). If they send a bloke he can wait outside, then we can invite him in and throw money at him while he dances in the corner and we lie there watching, for some post-coital amusement. Sounds like a plan, Stan . Don’t need to be coy... ....I certainly won’t be Fuck coffee, let’s go for a proper drink, and make it a night to remember. It’s a date 079.... you know the rest I do indeed....Dam I’m easily lead astray Nope you’re just discerning. I’m by far the best this site has to offer. Why muck around with donkeys when you can ride a racehorse? Hmmm you have a lot to live up to, I hear donkeys have some delightful attributes " Like a postman with Tourette’s, I always fucking deliver . | |||
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"No one has caught my fancy just yet.....apart from a regular forum poster who doesn’t seem interested I have two who I’ve met once (on separate occassions) and they don’t seem that keen on a repeat performance... boo. Tired of chasing, hehe. Everyone else I’ve interacted with pales in comparison and I’m happy to chat, but I haven’t been attracted enough to arrange a meet. Last night’s sex at home was amazing though " | |||
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