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Nothing else has come anywhere near how bad I felt at that point, luckily time has largely healed the wound, and there was a useful lesson about needing some sort of connection with a partner, however fleeting.
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seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
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"Woman turns up at hotel with young kids in tow and wants to leave them in the play area while we go to the bedroom to play. I say you can't do that so she gets angry and stroppy in front of a full restaurant. Then she wants the kids to come to the bedroom while we play so again I say no but this time she calls me every name under the sun and throws all her toys out of the pram because I'm a beeping effing timewaster "OMFG | |||
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website "It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that. I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them. Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most. | |||
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most. "How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome! | |||
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome! "I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people? I don't. | |||
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't. "If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown | |||
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't.
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown "Cool, even ugly people need sex so wire in fella | |||
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't.
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown "what about 1 tooth that is 100% his but no others?!  | |||
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't.
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown
what about 1 tooth that is 100% his but no others?! "If there are no other faults and the rest of her seems to be in good wor_ing order and she has a partner that my wife really fancies, then why not. | |||
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"We had one meet where we made our excuses, made rapidly for the car and sat like rabbits in the headlights before driving home in silent shock. " Think that was us on our first ever play meet. Things did not go quite to plan. That also reminded us of another party invite we got. We were one of the last to arrive and got told that everybody else was in the conservatory /living room area. Walk in and honestly thought we had accidentally walked into a care home as we were confront by a men and women all sitting in those high back arm chairs, which they filled and in a lot of cases spilled out of, we reckon that the youngest there would have been in their mid 60s and a few seemed considerably older. None of them appeared to have made an effort and were either sitting there naked or wearing jogging bottoms and stained t-shirts, the men were not much better I hasten to add. As I walked in first I was torn between watching the Mrs face when she walked in dressing in her sexiest outfit or the reactions of the guys. Chose the guys and watched every single one of them try to suck in their stomachs as she entered the room. Needless to say we did not stay long and next morning watched with interest the verifications being given to the hosts. It turned out that we were oldest couple there | |||
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"We had one meet where we made our excuses, made rapidly for the car and sat like rabbits in the headlights before driving home in silent shock. Think that was us on our first ever play meet. Things did not go quite to plan. That also reminded us of another party invite we got. We were one of the last to arrive and got told that everybody else was in the conservatory /living room area. Walk in and honestly thought we had accidentally walked into a care home as we were confront by a men and women all sitting in those high back arm chairs, which they filled and in a lot of cases spilled out of, we reckon that the youngest there would have been in their mid 60s and a few seemed considerably older. None of them appeared to have made an effort and were either sitting there naked or wearing jogging bottoms and stained t-shirts, the men were not much better I hasten to add. As I walked in first I was torn between watching the Mrs face when she walked in dressing in her sexiest outfit or the reactions of the guys. Chose the guys and watched every single one of them try to suck in their stomachs as she entered the room. Needless to say we did not stay long and next morning watched with interest the verifications being given to the hosts. It turned out that we were oldest couple there "I’m surprised your wife has taken over running the profile.. | |||
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"We had one meet where we made our excuses, made rapidly for the car and sat like rabbits in the headlights before driving home in silent shock. " I guess I look a bit older than our photos, in real life  | |||
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"We had one meet where we made our excuses, made rapidly for the car and sat like rabbits in the headlights before driving home in silent shock. I guess I look a bit older than our photos, in real life "It was you!?
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"I’m surprised your wife has taken over running the profile.." Trust me we didn't go to another party for about a year after that. | |||
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"In my early days of swinging. Before I had good sense. I arranged a meet with a couple without spea_ing to the wife on the phone... I communicated with the husband for a week and sent millions of pics and videos back and forth... So they night has arrived and I show up to their apartment... what opens the door is a 6”8 Mike Tyson look a like with the same voice.,,. He invites me in... offers me a drink and informs me the wife is running late... We sit down have a few drinks and chit chat... Two hours go by and no wife nor a phone call from wife... So my spidey senses start going off..... I said “ is your wife okay? Did she get into a accident? “ He replies to me in a Mike Tyson voice “ Rudeboycane you’re a nice guy , I’m going to come clean to you... I don’t have a wife . I just thought if you came over , you would be cool. Just playing with me “ If I wasn’t such a coward I would have threw my drink in his face.... but seeing my poor mother crying at my funeral quickly vanquished that thought.... I politely told him I don’t roll that way and left immediately.... " You could have given him a hand job as a thank you for 2 hours worth of drinks | |||
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"In my early days of swinging. Before I had good sense. I arranged a meet with a couple without spea_ing to the wife on the phone... I communicated with the husband for a week and sent millions of pics and videos back and forth... So they night has arrived and I show up to their apartment... what opens the door is a 6”8 Mike Tyson look a like with the same voice.,,. He invites me in... offers me a drink and informs me the wife is running late... We sit down have a few drinks and chit chat... Two hours go by and no wife nor a phone call from wife... So my spidey senses start going off..... I said “ is your wife okay? Did she get into a accident? “ He replies to me in a Mike Tyson voice “ Rudeboycane you’re a nice guy , I’m going to come clean to you... I don’t have a wife . I just thought if you came over , you would be cool. Just playing with me “ If I wasn’t such a coward I would have threw my drink in his face.... but seeing my poor mother crying at my funeral quickly vanquished that thought.... I politely told him I don’t roll that way and left immediately.... You could have given him a hand job as a thank you for 2 hours worth of drinks " No thanks , the only dick I like to touch is mine... | |||
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"We turned up to meet a cpl at there house and was greeted by the fella at the front door who had green teeth Quick about turn " Hahahahahaha that made me chuckle | |||
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no. Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't.
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown "Haaaaaaaaaa | |||
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"I met a woman once, an no shit she had just got out of the bath, but she STUNK!!! Not body odour, but like she'd stored a dead rat in her vag for a month, its the only time ive nearly vomited over someone, literally had to cover my mouth an nose and pull my pants up with the other hand! I felt a little bit bad cos i kinda left her there with her arse in the air while i made my escape!!" Type this into google... me minge is chuc_ing up a right pong | |||
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"I met a woman once, an no shit she had just got out of the bath, but she STUNK!!! Not body odour, but like she'd stored a dead rat in her vag for a month, its the only time ive nearly vomited over someone, literally had to cover my mouth an nose and pull my pants up with the other hand! I felt a little bit bad cos i kinda left her there with her arse in the air while i made my escape!! Type this into google... me minge is chuc_ing up a right pong" I've still got it, it never left me | |||
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"In my early days of swinging. Before I had good sense. I arranged a meet with a couple without spea_ing to the wife on the phone... I communicated with the husband for a week and sent millions of pics and videos back and forth... So they night has arrived and I show up to their apartment... what opens the door is a 6”8 Mike Tyson look a like with the same voice.,,. He invites me in... offers me a drink and informs me the wife is running late... We sit down have a few drinks and chit chat... Two hours go by and no wife nor a phone call from wife... So my spidey senses start going off..... I said “ is your wife okay? Did she get into a accident? “ He replies to me in a Mike Tyson voice “ Rudeboycane you’re a nice guy , I’m going to come clean to you... I don’t have a wife . I just thought if you came over , you would be cool. Just playing with me “ If I wasn’t such a coward I would have threw my drink in his face.... but seeing my poor mother crying at my funeral quickly vanquished that thought.... I politely told him I don’t roll that way and left immediately.... You could have given him a hand job as a thank you for 2 hours worth of drinks No thanks , the only dick I like to touch is mine..." He proper fancied you after all the pics/vids you guys had been sharing. You was lucky to get away  | |||
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx"It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else? | |||
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No.. seriously though, we've be fortunate to not have any bad experiences upto now
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"Tried doing the hole swing real high and see how far you cam jump, twisted my ankle when i landed
No.. seriously though, we've be fortunate to not have any bad experiences upto now
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious. A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place. She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom. She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it." Scene from a film? | |||
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious. A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place. She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom. She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it. Scene from a film?" News story. I read it at the time. | |||
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious. A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place. She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom. She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it. Scene from a film?" Was all over the media when it happened. | |||
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious. A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place. She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom. She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it. Scene from a film? Was all over the media when it happened. " It was indeed, I nearly crashed the car from laughing so much when it came on the radio | |||
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious. A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place. She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom. She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it. Scene from a film? News story. I read it at the time. " Yes, I thought that sounded familiar. | |||
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious. A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place. She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom. She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it. Scene from a film? Was all over the media when it happened. It was indeed, I nearly crashed the car from laughing so much when it came on the radio" You should read the article about it on the BBC News Pidgin site. | |||
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Over the decades....
One of our first club visits, after a social, another couple took us to Chams, and the second we walked through the door they walked off and ignored us. (phew in hindsight!)
One couple we met for drinks for a few times, really keen, eventually arranged a play, and as we were just getting started she said she just wanted to watch. Errr….. Awkward.
And one date, first single guy date, gentle play, he came quickly, said "that's me done" and walked out for a smoke!
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"Lots funny stories on here. I met up with a girl ones who started telling me her life history and her problems before anything. long story short, I ended up giving her money for her rent because her landlord was going to kick her out the next day and i ordered Chinese for her. I left as soon as the Chinese food got delivered. " I do hate hearing every aspects of the last 20 years of a ladies life. Too much | |||
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"I almost knocked a girl out with a dildo she tried shoving up my arse... She was wanting to play with my arse with her fingers. . I thought yeah sure let's try it... So she was massaging my arse with a finger ... It wasn't doing anything and she was giving me the reach around jer_ing me off .... Then all the sudden she pulls her dildo out the same size as my cock and rams the bloody thing up there as hard as she can... I shout in pain and collapse forward and my arse just clenched so hard that it shot the dildo out my arse hitting her in the face.. I was cowering in pain in the corner of the bed then we never laughed so much... ... Let's just say nothing is going up there again." That’s hilarious | |||
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"I almost knocked a girl out with a dildo she tried shoving up my arse... She was wanting to play with my arse with her fingers. . I thought yeah sure let's try it... So she was massaging my arse with a finger ... It wasn't doing anything and she was giving me the reach around jer_ing me off .... Then all the sudden she pulls her dildo out the same size as my cock and rams the bloody thing up there as hard as she can... I shout in pain and collapse forward and my arse just clenched so hard that it shot the dildo out my arse hitting her in the face.. I was cowering in pain in the corner of the bed then we never laughed so much... ... Let's just say nothing is going up there again." That's so funny. | |||
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"Ours was we were alone on the orgy bed in a local club when another couple joined us. He was a fat guy in his 60s and the next thing he was all over my Mrs. His partner was like a model (totally stunning). I was just playing with the other woman but he was trying to fuck my Mrs and she wasn’t having it. Afterwards she said that she definitely had taken one for the team and has never wanted to go to a club again ! Proper fuckec up our swinging life ( for now I hope) " Hmmmmmm... Should have seen of your Mrs was okay with it all before you decided to play with his partner No? I can't blame your partner if she doesn't want to get back into it till you're more aware of her comfort before your selfish needs... | |||
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?"Hmmm… I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you. However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity. I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out… | |||
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…"I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics. | |||
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics."Then you have a selective memory! Lol! No worries. Let's just leave it at that. C | |||
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics.
Then you have a selective memory!
Lol!
No worries. Let's just leave it at that.
C"I'm not saying we haven't met, just that I didn't get your username. It would be very unusual if I had, people rarely given them to me. Almost like they don't want me to know who they are. | |||
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics.
Then you have a selective memory!
Lol!
No worries. Let's just leave it at that.
C" | |||
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics.
Then you have a selective memory!
Lol!
No worries. Let's just leave it at that.
C
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Ummmm I was fingering someone in a club and she still had a condom in her....
One lady was so pissed she stuck hand down my boxers without as_ing....told her sorry not enough time for a play
Ummmm time I passed out in hotel with a couple. Tbh I hadn’t eaten and I was shagging her when husband took photos.
My shagging in a garden with me going for the porn Star white socks look. The lady I shagged has since passed away rip but when we all laughed about this
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx"Sometime ago I met a girl from another site, she told me she was single but lived with a flatmate. After a brief encounter on her bed I went into the ensuite to have a shower, there wasn't a towel but there was a tall cupboard where I assumed I'd find one..opened the door and her 'flatmate' was bollock naked wan_ing away and casually introduced himself as her husband. Probably not my worst experience but definitely the weirdest..made even weirder when the estate agent who came to value my house a year later was the same bloke..kept him well away from the shower room! | |||
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"Ours was we were alone on the orgy bed in a local club when another couple joined us. He was a fat guy in his 60s and the next thing he was all over my Mrs. His partner was like a model (totally stunning). I was just playing with the other woman but he was trying to fuck my Mrs and she wasn’t having it. Afterwards she said that she definitely had taken one for the team and has never wanted to go to a club again ! Proper fuckec up our swinging life ( for now I hope) " That’s the trouble with these women so selfish! Lol | |||
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"We met a couple who were fuck buddies, not a real couple. He was really into the Mrs, fucked her all over the flat. His friend was not into me at all, didn’t even try, just laid there. No chemistry at all. That’s why we prefer to play as a four not pair off" We never met a fuck buddy couple think there be to much to go wrong we like secure couples to play with | |||
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"My wife and I arranged to meet a couple who also shared the same interests namely..happily married and into the cd lifestyle. its a Friday eve and we turn up at theirs in the french countryside .. us guys head off and into our sexy gear getting tarted up..the ladies doing our makeup and great fun ensuing until the wife says ..Merde ma pere .. coming up the drive and car pulling to a halt is her father and mother..they lived only 10klms away and retired.. when I say time slows down and overnight bags of sexy clothes..sex toys condoms lube strapons were all bundled into shelfs..my wife ran to put on her jacket and pull down her mini .while his wife ran for a shirt instead of the see through sheer top she had on.. her parents were greeted by a total stranger..my wife who introduced herself as a friend. I had to hide behind a door while this womans husband was opposite behind a curtain. we were both in full makeup and stoc_ings minis.false boobs the lot..this womans dad then proceeded to ask where Marcel her husband was and hadnt he arrranged to help him fit a countertop.. I wont bore you with the rest but it was the longest hour and 45 behind that door while our women chatted to her parents..We laugh now but it was terror at the time literally.. she figured her dad would actually drop stone dead within a heart beat if he had caught her husband and I all tarted up lol... we have met them since for super fun but only at our place lol.no parents to call in thank God..." Hahaha poor dad would have had a heart attack had he saw you two guys. Lol indeed funny expeeiriencd | |||
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"Oh it was deadly serious at the time ..we were all frea_ing out.I could tell by both our wifes conversations with her parents they were in shock not as much as we were in our hidey places for over an hour before they left. somethings your parents should never see... " Behind imagination | |||
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Very awakard and very sad to see people like that in a club especially on a couples night, I feel sorry for some of the females who just go along with it and look sad. | |||
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters. What is your worst Swinging Experience and why? Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx"The funniest - I was playing with a couple I had met many times in their hotel room - we were really getting into it..and having fun. Decided to stop for a break. The coffee machine for some reason was on the landing floor. The lovely wife popped out to get a coffee and for some reason hubby and I decided to follow her...The hotel door swung shut !! There we were, wife in stoc_ings and garters, hubby naked and me in my Calvin’s - on the wrong side of the hotel door.... Thankfully, there was a maid not far away, And the wife got the maid to open the door. Hubby thought ist was funny and I hide around the corner.... The maid pretty much knew what was going on.. We still laugh about it today They got some smirks when they checked out... | |||
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious. A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place. She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom. She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it." Was it a ‘friend’ it happened to ? Lol | |||
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"Woman turns up at hotel with young kids in tow and wants to leave them in the play area while we go to the bedroom to play. I say you can't do that so she gets angry and stroppy in front of a full restaurant. Then she wants the kids to come to the bedroom while we play so again I say no but this time she calls me every name under the sun and throws all her toys out of the pram because I'm a beeping effing timewaster "TRASHHHHHH | |||
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"I rarely do meets at private residences. Too many Mick Philpott and Fred West types with their wives on the swinging scene. I did recently fisted a tgirl at the greenhouse sauna, we were both really getting into it and she was almost ta_ing my whole fist when I got a massive waft of fermented boiled cabbage and spuds in my face from her ass. Killed it dead. " Well if you will go putting your fists up bottoms what do you expect? | |||
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"Woman turns up at hotel with young kids in tow and wants to leave them in the play area while we go to the bedroom to play. I say you can't do that so she gets angry and stroppy in front of a full restaurant. Then she wants the kids to come to the bedroom while we play so again I say no but this time she calls me every name under the sun and throws all her toys out of the pram because I'm a beeping effing timewaster "What the actual fuck?! My god that’s disturbing | |||
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. A few days later we messaged each other on here to arrange something.
We discovered that they only do bareback (no thanks) because they both had a latex allergy. Mr, very very politely, pointed out that we don’t do bareback and there are non-latex condoms available.
The woman got really bloody stroppy and shitty with us both, and eventually said her other half couldn’t use any condoms because he was “too big.” Now, as any decent-not-full-of-himself guy will tell you, that’s utter bullshit! Also - given that Mrs was suc_ing him off in front of Mr - we’d both seen it and it ain’t that big little man
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