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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

If you ever find out, let me know please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If you ever find out, let me know please "

Ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read it. Want to see my cock

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

I look for a profile pic 1st..if it takes my fancy..I then read the profile..depending on what it says..il make a decision wether to message or not..but I'm off for a peek at yours now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots of people dont read profiles it annoys me too but its not just men its people in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they didn't read it then ignore them as they have done with your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"
I always read

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No way to defiantly get anyone to read your profile but you could put a sentence in that says quote said word to show you have read my profile.

I have one to see if it works but for a lady which prob gets a lot of mail will help to delete and move on I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I put 'I'm not your type' at the top I got less random messages and more guys referring to the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put in your header, "Free pic for reading profile"

Just send them a pic of rubber chicken afterwards

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"If they didn't read it then ignore them as they have done with your profile."

I do.

But it annoys me that I have to!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I tried to make it easier by putting the important bits in capitals. Did it work? Did it fuck!!!

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By *orksCouple25Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

The main argument for not reading profiles is 90 % of them are from timewasters and charlatans so it’s the biggest waste of time you will ever do in your whole life .You May as well look just at a few basics and choose according to your own personal preferences eg

cock or fanny on any photo - exclude

30 mins away -exclude

3 different verifications in last year -exclude

Tattoos on photos - exclude

Piercings on photos -exclude

Words in title like ‘owned’, ‘slut’ , ‘bitch’ - exclude

There’s no need to read everything

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I read yours btw OP ~ Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came. I read....

I'm thinking of a new ornament for my fireplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even when they read, they still do what they want!

I've stopped bothering trying to figure...

*They* meaning people - not just men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read yours btw OP ~ Congratulations "

Thank you

Just had one asking of I'm free tonight.

Does he mind me breast feeding my 3 day old while I'm fucking Jesus fucking Christ these people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

Instead of webcam fun put READ MY FUCKING PROFILE

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood


"I read yours btw OP ~ Congratulations

Thank you

Just had one asking of I'm free tonight.

Does he mind me breast feeding my 3 day old while I'm fucking Jesus fucking Christ these people "

Alas the majority of men on here are, shall we say, thick as fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read it OP. I'm sure there are those that do read it. They just get scared off, so you're left with the ones who don't read it, predominantly messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you shut down your account for a bit Nikki.

Stop em pestering!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I read yours btw OP ~ Congratulations

Thank you

Just had one asking of I'm free tonight.

Does he mind me breast feeding my 3 day old while I'm fucking Jesus fucking Christ these people "

He probably wouldn't, come on, you know what some of these guys are like!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the profile or better still just get rid of it, if you are not meeting and when you go back to cam stuff do it via your couple profile then what’s the point of the single profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read it OP. I'm sure there are those that do read it. They just get scared off, so you're left with the ones who don't read it, predominantly messaging "

T'is an angry profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read your profile. What happens next ?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"
Yeah, just have pics and no text

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why don't you shut down your account for a bit Nikki.

Stop em pestering! "

Going have to hide it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I knew the answer to that question, I would bottle it and sell it.

I tend to stick to good quality clubs and parties these days - with the occasional meet. The depression caused by getting so many messages from guys who clearly cba to read a profile gets me down to be honest.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I read yours btw OP ~ Congratulations

Thank you

Just had one asking of I'm free tonight.

Does he mind me breast feeding my 3 day old while I'm fucking Jesus fucking Christ these people "

I had guys offer to come, draw the curtain, and "distract" me while I was in hospital earlier this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just realised that 'cannot accommodate, cannot travel' means camming only

Seven years into this and I'm still learning lol. I get messages from guys who want to meet but 'cannot accommodate/cannot travel'. Never thought it meant cam as I don't go on cam!

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By *appyjack7890Man
over a year ago

Brigg

Am i the only guy that reads profiles then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the point in reading someone lonnnngg profile. If you fancy the person you’re gonna sleep with them anyway.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What’s the point in reading someone lonnnngg profile. If you fancy the person you’re gonna sleep with them anyway. "

Because if you haven't read my profile, you don't know how to get my attention and/or you may not be who I'm looking for. I rarely reply to messages that haven't shown that they've read my profile. I don't give a damn how hot you are.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

I looked at your profile and I was finished reading in a moment, there was nothing to read..

How about please read my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to make people read your profile is by not having a profile.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

I looked at your profile and I was finished reading in a moment, there was nothing to read..

How about please read my profile? "

You've got a typo in there FYI. The word awkward.

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

I seem to have acidentally managed to get single 'straight' males to look at mine today, some 30 or so

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By *eddonistikMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've just realised that 'cannot accommodate, cannot travel' means camming only

Seven years into this and I'm still learning lol. I get messages from guys who want to meet but 'cannot accommodate/cannot travel'. Never thought it meant cam as I don't go on cam! "

Is that what it means, never got it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just realised that 'cannot accommodate, cannot travel' means camming only

Seven years into this and I'm still learning lol. I get messages from guys who want to meet but 'cannot accommodate/cannot travel'. Never thought it meant cam as I don't go on cam!

Is that what it means, never got it myself."

No it doesn't always mean that. It usually means that the person is only willing to meet very locally or in clubs. If you put 'can travel' on there sometimes, some think that means you are willing to travel many miles. It can help cull the messages from further afield.

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By *fj11Man
over a year ago

hounslow


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

Unfortunately as soon as most men see a profile that isn’t their own they forget how to read.

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By *atdancerCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

"

The forced viewing hat from a clockwork orange springs to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only way to make people read your profile is by not having a profile....."

I still get messages.

I do get what you mean though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just realised that 'cannot accommodate, cannot travel' means camming only

Seven years into this and I'm still learning lol. I get messages from guys who want to meet but 'cannot accommodate/cannot travel'. Never thought it meant cam as I don't go on cam! "

How I understand it - Cannot accommodate = lives with family, parents, housemates etc so not convenient to bring anyone round.. Cannot travel = doesn't drive or have a car (my case). People meet in hotels or elsewhere if they use taxis or other means of transport.

Is there another explanation?

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By *offee with MilkCouple
over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message."

I absolutely agree with this! I can get over 150 views ('looked at me') in one day but only 5 messages. So 145 people were clever enough to avoid me.

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Went to read it and says hidden? So I’d say first strp inbgetting profile read is probably not to hide it lol

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When you get the FAF message just reply using the block button.

They will soon learn, when they can no longer look at the pretty pictures.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I've just realised that 'cannot accommodate, cannot travel' means camming only

Seven years into this and I'm still learning lol. I get messages from guys who want to meet but 'cannot accommodate/cannot travel'. Never thought it meant cam as I don't go on cam!

How I understand it - Cannot accommodate = lives with family, parents, housemates etc so not convenient to bring anyone round.. Cannot travel = doesn't drive or have a car (my case). People meet in hotels or elsewhere if they use taxis or other means of transport.

Is there another explanation? "

Morning Jess, could be live at home with my wife maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a pic up that's not of you naked x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message."

I've hidden it because it says I am not meeting as I have just given birth but the idiots keep asking if I'm free now and horny

When you are on 3 hrs sleep a day it is a bit too much. I lost it with one who obviously reported me .so sad poor little boy couldn't handle a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message.

I've hidden it because it says I am not meeting as I have just given birth but the idiots keep asking if I'm free now and horny

When you are on 3 hrs sleep a day it is a bit too much. I lost it with one who obviously reported me .so sad poor little boy couldn't handle a woman "

You sound really easy going and breezy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just realised that 'cannot accommodate, cannot travel' means camming only

Seven years into this and I'm still learning lol. I get messages from guys who want to meet but 'cannot accommodate/cannot travel'. Never thought it meant cam as I don't go on cam!

How I understand it - Cannot accommodate = lives with family, parents, housemates etc so not convenient to bring anyone round.. Cannot travel = doesn't drive or have a car (my case). People meet in hotels or elsewhere if they use taxis or other means of transport.

Is there another explanation?

Morning Jess, could be live at home with my wife maybe?"

Morning. I suppose that is another option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think about life on fab it's about stating the obvious, most threads and their theme have been covered over and over and the age old problem of some guys seeing a pic or seeing you in cam room and messaging is exactly that , it's the 'see a sexy woman raise a dick problem' as long as women exist this problem will exist, the people may change but the theme will continue, the guys here who get success read the profile so they don't message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might want to have your profile not hidden, always a good way to start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You might want to have your profile not hidden, always a good way to start "

I am guessing this is an ironic post due to my reply a few messages above. Very clever if it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message.

I've hidden it because it says I am not meeting as I have just given birth but the idiots keep asking if I'm free now and horny

When you are on 3 hrs sleep a day it is a bit too much. I lost it with one who obviously reported me .so sad poor little boy couldn't handle a woman "

Whit the hell are you doing on here if you've just given birth x

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By *iway2016Man
over a year ago

The CF post code


"The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message.

I've hidden it because it says I am not meeting as I have just given birth but the idiots keep asking if I'm free now and horny

When you are on 3 hrs sleep a day it is a bit too much. I lost it with one who obviously reported me .so sad poor little boy couldn't handle a woman "

I can read, and I say congratulations. Best wishes to you and your new baby. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have your profile available? Helps

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Print it out and pin it to the office notice board.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Men, don't even read instruction manuals or maps let alone dating or sex sites profile.

#WeAintGotTimeForThatShit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have your profile available? Helps "

This is my point

You haven't read the replies.

You will see it was visable .I've hidden it because even though it says I am not meeting . They don't read what is put in front of them.

I rest my case, point proven

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"
I'm afraid you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make then drink it.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I always read a profile first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message.

I've hidden it because it says I am not meeting as I have just given birth but the idiots keep asking if I'm free now and horny

When you are on 3 hrs sleep a day it is a bit too much. I lost it with one who obviously reported me .so sad poor little boy couldn't handle a woman

Whit the hell are you doing on here if you've just given birth x"

Because I'm at home and can only feed my baby. Is that Ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"
give reading lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the point in reading someone lonnnngg profile. If you fancy the person you’re gonna sleep with them anyway. "

What is the point in a short profile that tells you nothing about the person?

Then you have to drag information out of them to see if you are compatible.

Unless of course any hole being a goal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that got tense!!! Often people don't read every message on a thread, often they will just answer the OP, is that so wrong ??

Anyway back to the OP I don't think you will ever guarantee anyone will read anything, I know when I see more than a few sentences, I lose interest, fab a few pics and move on. So without recalling what is on your profile, I'd suggest short, sweet and to the point.....

I also like the magic phrase thing that some put in a profile, helps you identify who did and who didn't at least read some of it .....

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Men are only attracted to looks, and so all they really judge the the lady on is what physically turns them on so believe thay just have to message hi, hello, and the lady will swoon over the fine specimen of male Adonis.

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By *elsey slutMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I always read profiles would be nice to get a reply x

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Maybe keep it to readable length? (I have not looked at yours). I have seen women's profiles that I never get to the end of before moving away its so long . And masses of breast photos. How many photos do we need to see? .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi you can't, just pop them into block list, mine is huge cos they haven't read my profile. The only way they will learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of
"Men are only attracted to looks

"

Some men are attracted to intellect.

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By *rankyJAYMan
over a year ago

jarrow


"Have your profile available? Helps "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message.

I've hidden it because it says I am not meeting as I have just given birth but the idiots keep asking if I'm free now and horny

When you are on 3 hrs sleep a day it is a bit too much. I lost it with one who obviously reported me .so sad poor little boy couldn't handle a woman

Whit the hell are you doing on here if you've just given birth x

Because I'm at home and can only feed my baby. Is that Ok? "

No I find that really weird feeding your baby while on a sex site x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babies need sustinence. Mums have sex lives.

People come on here to socialise as well as fuck. It isn't all about meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babies need sustinence. Mums have sex lives.

People come on here to socialise as well as fuck. It isn't all about meeting "

Aye there's a time and a place tho x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men have fetishes for breast feeding.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Put in your header, "Free pic for reading profile"

Just send them a pic of rubber chicken afterwards "

Oooh I'm going to try that

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Babies need sustinence. Mums have sex lives.

People come on here to socialise as well as fuck. It isn't all about meeting

Aye there's a time and a place tho x"

Do you not understand the concept of socialise? Yep, that thing we do on other sites FB for example. Clearly the OP has people she would like to keep in touch with while she's taking a break. By the way OP, congratulations to you. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keepit short sweet and to the point .

if its long and rambling people just skim over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all."

There is a female poster on the forums with the longest profile in the history of the internet....

I just read it because I wanted to challenge myself.....

After reading every word.... I just remembered she likes chess , she is married, a writer, and didn’t want no strings attached sex...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all.

There is a female poster on the forums with the longest profile in the history of the internet....

I just read it because I wanted to challenge myself.....

After reading every word.... I just remembered she likes chess , she is married, a writer, and didn’t want no strings attached sex..."
get a grip man! You know them long profiles are timewasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all.

There is a female poster on the forums with the longest profile in the history of the internet....

I just read it because I wanted to challenge myself.....

After reading every word.... I just remembered she likes chess , she is married, a writer, and didn’t want no strings attached sex... get a grip man! You know them long profiles are timewasters."

I took it as a internet challenge.....

I can now proudly say I survived and read the longest profile in the history of the internet....

This site isn’t always about sex you know... some people are here to better themselves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read it properly or just read it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all.

There is a female poster on the forums with the longest profile in the history of the internet....

I just read it because I wanted to challenge myself.....

After reading every word.... I just remembered she likes chess , she is married, a writer, and didn’t want no strings attached sex... get a grip man! You know them long profiles are timewasters.

I took it as a internet challenge.....

I can now proudly say I survived and read the longest profile in the history of the internet....

This site isn’t always about sex you know... some people are here to better themselves...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

Would help if it wasn't hidden

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all.

There is a female poster on the forums with the longest profile in the history of the internet....

I just read it because I wanted to challenge myself.....

After reading every word.... I just remembered she likes chess , she is married, a writer, and didn’t want no strings attached sex... get a grip man! You know them long profiles are timewasters.

I took it as a internet challenge.....

I can now proudly say I survived and read the longest profile in the history of the internet....

This site isn’t always about sex you know... some people are here to better themselves...."
I wish Fab was more popular in the US for you, so you can be more productive with your time. I was in Vegas last month and it was dead on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Babies need sustinence. Mums have sex lives.

People come on here to socialise as well as fuck. It isn't all about meeting

Aye there's a time and a place tho x"

Can I mail and ask when it's ok for me to come on the forums?

I'd say dressing as a nun raises a few more concerns than a mother on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

Would help if it wasn't hidden "

As I've said numerous time it's hidden because I can't be arsed with the mail asking to meet when I'm not looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would really like to know the answer, too. Yesterday, especially on my couple's profile, I got about 10 different messages from guys even though we're not meeting at present. As having a 3rd person in the bedroom is too much of a risk for me, with my broken knee. Also, I see no point chatting to anyone at present as I don't know how long the recovery is going to take. But I had a feeling that guys just choose to ignore what they read. One actually had a cheek to tell me my single profile was contradictory . No clue what he found contradictory...b

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly state in the header, if you don’t read the profile it’s an instant block. Then do exactly that, if they haven’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all.

There is a female poster on the forums with the longest profile in the history of the internet....

I just read it because I wanted to challenge myself.....

After reading every word.... I just remembered she likes chess , she is married, a writer, and didn’t want no strings attached sex... get a grip man! You know them long profiles are timewasters.

I took it as a internet challenge.....

I can now proudly say I survived and read the longest profile in the history of the internet....

This site isn’t always about sex you know... some people are here to better themselves.... I wish Fab was more popular in the US for you, so you can be more productive with your time. I was in Vegas last month and it was dead on here!"

Thanks , but I do alright here....the only difference with Fab women and women from other websites.....

Is Fab women say “ Fuck my arse “ instead of “ Fuck my Ass”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Babies need sustinence. Mums have sex lives.

People come on here to socialise as well as fuck. It isn't all about meeting

Aye there's a time and a place tho x

Can I mail and ask when it's ok for me to come on the forums?

I'd say dressing as a nun raises a few more concerns than a mother on here "

When your not feeding your baby

No my conscience is clear on that front x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would really like to know the answer, too. Yesterday, especially on my couple's profile, I got about 10 different messages from guys even though we're not meeting at present. As having a 3rd person in the bedroom is too much of a risk for me, with my broken knee. Also, I see no point chatting to anyone at present as I don't know how long the recovery is going to take. But I had a feeling that guys just choose to ignore what they read. One actually had a cheek to tell me my single profile was contradictory . No clue what he found contradictory...b"

Have you thought of hiding g your couple's profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would really like to know the answer, too. Yesterday, especially on my couple's profile, I got about 10 different messages from guys even though we're not meeting at present. As having a 3rd person in the bedroom is too much of a risk for me, with my broken knee. Also, I see no point chatting to anyone at present as I don't know how long the recovery is going to take. But I had a feeling that guys just choose to ignore what they read. One actually had a cheek to tell me my single profile was contradictory . No clue what he found contradictory...b

Have you thought of hiding g your couple's profile? "

So simple eh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have the answer. Patent it. It will be worth a fortune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean people actually read profiles on here

And here we are thinking they never get by the pictures

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If you ever find out, let me know please

Ditto. "

+1

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all.

There is a female poster on the forums with the longest profile in the history of the internet....

I just read it because I wanted to challenge myself.....

After reading every word.... I just remembered she likes chess , she is married, a writer, and didn’t want no strings attached sex... get a grip man! You know them long profiles are timewasters."

Your theory is wrong, our profile is long and I think the amount of veris show we are not time wasters

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I can’t see you profile because it’s hidden - however a lot of women’s profiles (and some men too) are long as fuck. I don’t read anything more than a couple of sentences.

If it’s longer then I might skim and see which words grab my attention, but when you’re writing war & peace it’s unreasonable to expect anyone to read it all.

There is a female poster on the forums with the longest profile in the history of the internet....

I just read it because I wanted to challenge myself.....

After reading every word.... I just remembered she likes chess , she is married, a writer, and didn’t want no strings attached sex... get a grip man! You know them long profiles are timewasters.

Your theory is wrong, our profile is long and I think the amount of veris show we are not time wasters "
Yeah, i know it was a inside joke with the other guy.

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By *PPROACHABLEMANMan
over a year ago

Wales/ Bristol


"Why don't you shut down your account for a bit Nikki.

Stop em pestering!

Going have to hide it. "

Gutted I can't read it after that build up!

Love the avatar pic though.

XxX

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood


"The first step to getting anyone to read a profile is not to hide it

I would hazard a guess that some men do read the profile, but you never find out who they are because they understand the profile and don't message.

I've hidden it because it says I am not meeting as I have just given birth but the idiots keep asking if I'm free now and horny

When you are on 3 hrs sleep a day it is a bit too much. I lost it with one who obviously reported me .so sad poor little boy couldn't handle a woman "

We get same thing says in profile not meeting and get 10 messages plus a day asking free now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get no mail. It's a mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey its a product of the site guys send loads of messages, polite based on profile, pic attached they do this for a while until they almost expect to get no reply, so then they throw convention out the window and just go for the age old pic and do I fancy her...... Yes, then message, easy, anyone who has been here a while knows this is what's happened

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I always read profiles.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

I think the easiest thing is not to have too much for people to read.

Saying that, I’ve just received an unsolicited friend invite from another gay man.........

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

The easiest way is to show your profile rather than hide it.

If it was shown we might have been able to advise as men seem to read ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this day and age, people don't read or like to read much. I've noticed younger people write very short profiles.

I think long written profiles cause people just to scan and not read properly.

Personally, I like a nice thought out profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd read it, but you currently have it hidden

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I stand them against a wall and shine a light in their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe take away your photos?!? No one seems to read them but you can’t blame them for trying to get your attention even if your not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie them up and read it to them out loud.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'll do it for a £5.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I don't really care if people read my profile or not, it's an easy delete if they don't and it annoys you, no? So why let it get to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"
make your username 'I have vids read profile for contact details '

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

The easiest way is to show your profile rather than hide it.

If it was shown we might have been able to advise as men seem to read ours."

It's hidden because all it said was I am not meeting.

I was getting messages everyday asking to meet.

Profile hidden I get no messages. Problem solved

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

Why not block all men

If u don't want to be contacted

Problem solved unless you want to be dramatic about it ffs

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Why not block all men

If u don't want to be contacted

Problem solved unless you want to be dramatic about it ffs"
That is too easy

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

People in general have a very, very short attention span...

Oh chocolate.... Wait. What was I talking about?

Lol.

Especially difficult for those that look like essays.... And not a lot of punctuation...

Take a look at mine...

Simple short lines....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not block all men

If u don't want to be contacted

Problem solved unless you want to be dramatic about it ffs"

I'm not being dramatic.

You are the one making an issue because you may see this as another anti man post.

I've hidden it. I now get no messages and if I want to look at men they show in search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell! Don’t read mine

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Hell! Don’t read mine"

Too late, I just did. You are never the age it states on your profile. I think you've lied and added years lol.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

I genuinely do not understand the problem ? Just use it as a filter as I do

Many women do not read mine, that's fine I don't want them to pretend to be someone else just block them as should you

The rule is simple

If man illustrates he has not read your profile, he is not suitable thus just block x

If you convince men to read your profile against their natural instinct then you are asking to talk with and meet idiots xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

I genuinely do not understand the problem ? Just use it as a filter as I do

Many women do not read mine, that's fine I don't want them to pretend to be someone else just block them as should you

The rule is simple

If man illustrates he has not read your profile, he is not suitable thus just block x

If you convince men to read your profile against their natural instinct then you are asking to talk with and meet idiots xxx

"

That’s to easy, women love the attention and drama.

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I just tried to view it and its hidden

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By *indful indulgenceMan
over a year ago

Wymondham


"Is there a trick to getting men to read your profile?

It just gets worse for men thinking with their cocks.

What is up with these people.

"

No trick, isn't it natural selection

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