FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest sex story (Repost)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the funniest sex situation you've ever had?

Mine was the typical dominant role play and then bent her over and just fucked away as usual. Then all of a sudden!!!

A fucking wasp just lands on her back... But she's enjoying it too much so I'm trying to be all courageous about it and carry on then it flies in my face. And I just just scream internally and she heard it as a grunt that I'm about to cum. She turns around expecting a cum shot but instead a wasp just appears in front of her and she just screams and jumps away all naked... endless laughs and cuddles afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In early 90s, a friend of mine pulled a girl in the Paradise night club in Derby.He took her to a nearby rec and fucked her on the grass only for her to lay her head in dog shit. The poor lasses hair was matted in it.

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

No so much during but after a daytime meet with a lady, I met up with a mate at the gym. When I took off my trousers to get changed, the lady’s panties came out of one leg onto the changing room floor, in full view of everyone!

The true explanation was not accepted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few years ago I had some car fun with someone I was meeting. As things got heated, we were doing crazy positions, we were in the car, on the car, then hanging out of it. It was pitch black when we arrived. It started to get a bit light and my head was hanging outside the car door, upside down. with the guy on top. I opened my eyes and saw a group of feet about 12 feet away. I got up in a panic and saw a group of fishermen had camped not far from the car and were watching the show. I had not idea how long they'd been there. We hightailed it out of there in a hurry. I was mortified

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Feeling good and catching up with some friends for a night (nice meal and all vanilla)

Rolled out my new toy (very cosy 2 seated bull of a sports car), arrived at restaurant and had lots of eye contact with a girl in another group....., bumped into her as coming out of the men's room and she asked if fancied catching up later...couldn't say no....

Finished meal with friends, made excuses and left to go and meet her, enjoyed some banter and flirting before agreeing to drive her back to hers...excellent result....

She had to hitch skirt up to get in .....amazing.....can't get better..

Starts raining.....conversation getting hotter...pull over....I'm raging hard....she's shuffling around and panties off, manage to undo my self and trying to get over transmission tunnel......

Then immense cramp in the leg....nowhere to try and straighten or stretch out..., tears in eyes as pain if the cramp seems to be intensifying with every heart beat and getting that slight feeling of "Ow fuck I'm really stuck here"

She managed to get out Andi literally rolled out get passenger door on the the soaking wet floor...relief...

Pulled ourselves together...laughed a little and dropped her off....

What a nightmare...

Nb... did meet her again and wasn't any disappointment but previous encounter certainly made for an easy ice breaker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful sunny day walking in a forest with a gf stoppes a little way off the track for a picnic one thing leads to another an we're both naked she rolled me over on my back an gets on my cock an starts riding me after a while I start moaning an shouting she said yea you fuckin luv it I said I don't something is biting my fuckin arse she got off I moved over found she'd rolled me onto a red ants nest we laughed about it for ages afterwards but me arse was red raw for a day or two

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Ah -another discretion thread is it?

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