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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing

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By *anTouchThisCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

They have a negative success rate with us, Sue stops play once they gather as they put her off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rarely visit clubs now on any other occasion than couples nights. Don’t know why they feel the need to scare people of stupid

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Yeah it's pretty creepy for us. Kind of a mood killer to be fair seeing a blank stare in a guys eyes as he has silently slipped into the vicinity and started playing with himself.

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By *ce1977Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Have been to many clubs and joined in mainly or had a private room with others once discussed what people wanted. I have also wanked off for couples at their request. Guess they liked that thjeir actions were a turn on and liked being watched. But I get it would be a turn off for some.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

We’ve been followed into a room sat down towels round us, while a whole bunch turn up standing and sitting wanking, one spoke and said can I cum on her

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The expression I've heard is the wanking dead.

I think some, it's just a lack of social skills. Or an unwillingness to engage with people. "we pay extra, why should we have to do any work?" sort of thing. It is off putting. And I can't speak for others, but I don't require an elaborate social ritual. Just put my mind at ease that you're minimally socialised and respect me as a person, and that can actually be enough sometimes.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Ask them to join in, then watch them run away. They just like wanking, all a bit sad really.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"The expression I've heard is the wanking dead.

I think some, it's just a lack of social skills. Or an unwillingness to engage with people. "we pay extra, why should we have to do any work?" sort of thing. It is off putting. And I can't speak for others, but I don't require an elaborate social ritual. Just put my mind at ease that you're minimally socialised and respect me as a person, and that can actually be enough sometimes. "

Well said it’s a kind of perverse wrong action, when you go just leaves you laughing at them on the way home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont geg me started on these freaks one had the gall to bounce his bell end off my head while i was busy cheeky cunt gave me ptsd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clubs are getting better at policing this now. I've seen them dispersed with a warning of being asked to leave at more than one club.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The expression I've heard is the wanking dead.

I think some, it's just a lack of social skills. Or an unwillingness to engage with people. "we pay extra, why should we have to do any work?" sort of thing. It is off putting. And I can't speak for others, but I don't require an elaborate social ritual. Just put my mind at ease that you're minimally socialised and respect me as a person, and that can actually be enough sometimes.

Well said it’s a kind of perverse wrong action, when you go just leaves you laughing at them on the way home. "

I've lost count of the number of guys in clubs I might well have fucked, if they'd managed to smile and engage in three minutes of small talk rather than just grunting about getting their dicks wet. If you want an escort, go find an escort (but she's a person too and please treat her like one). I'm doing this for me, and sometimes no play is better than the options presenting themselves!

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

We like winding them up, we sit there do nothing wait till there bored and go down stairs hoping we might start. Then I spank vicky hard a few times cover up quickly and sit there why they rush back. Funny as fuck how many times you can do this mating call

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

I just tell them to fuck off

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"The expression I've heard is the wanking dead.

I think some, it's just a lack of social skills. Or an unwillingness to engage with people. "we pay extra, why should we have to do any work?" sort of thing. It is off putting. And I can't speak for others, but I don't require an elaborate social ritual. Just put my mind at ease that you're minimally socialised and respect me as a person, and that can actually be enough sometimes.

Well said it’s a kind of perverse wrong action, when you go just leaves you laughing at them on the way home.

I've lost count of the number of guys in clubs I might well have fucked, if they'd managed to smile and engage in three minutes of small talk rather than just grunting about getting their dicks wet. If you want an escort, go find an escort (but she's a person too and please treat her like one). I'm doing this for me, and sometimes no play is better than the options presenting themselves! "

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I will be honest I say sometimes I can be part of the wanking dead, and sometimes I am really chatty

Sometimes I want to chat and sometimes I am happy to just watch people having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We call them Janglers...as with the lack of conversation all you can hear is the key rattling as they wank,...their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf reading this thread has put me off going to a club lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

This must be another reason I wouldn't use clubs someone bashed the salami near me if piss myself laughing or boot them

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

One guy followed us round wanking, then turned round to missus, blanked me completely and said having two minutes in sauna before I go

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Tbf reading this thread has put me off going to a club lol"

Don't let this thread put you off visiting clubs! Just never go as a single guy, always arrange a meet inside, that way you'll never be 'presumed guilty until proven innocent'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This must be club specific. I will sometimes attend a club with a friend as a 'couple' rather than going on my own and don't find it nearly as bad as that. Thinking of well known club Chameleons on a Friday night which is the night with most single guys. There are two room which have more of an 'anything goes' group dynamic (the cinema and the group room with the big round bed) but elsewhere in the club it not something that is typically prevalent.

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames


"I will be honest I say sometimes I can be part of the wanking dead, and sometimes I am really chatty

Sometimes I want to chat and sometimes I am happy to just watch people having sex

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everyone has their own idea about play - always ask , be polite and be respectful; not a drama for us - some are actually quite handsome in their self satisfaction lol

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Tbf reading this thread has put me off going to a club lol

Don't let this thread put you off visiting clubs! Just never go as a single guy, always arrange a meet inside, that way you'll never be 'presumed guilty until proven innocent' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the last times I went to Chams there was a old bloke about 5'-2" and never going to get action. We were in the Jacuzzi and he was in the middle. Action both ends and his head was like it was going to spin off. Cock in hand didn't know where to look

I felt embarrassed for him

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"One of the last times I went to Chams there was a old bloke about 5'-2" and never going to get action. We were in the Jacuzzi and he was in the middle. Action both ends and his head was like it was going to spin off. Cock in hand didn't know where to look

I felt embarrassed for him "

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By *roydoncplCouple
over a year ago

Croydon

We added our first club on Saturday just gone and although we didn’t see any “Wanking dead” we did encounter a lot of creepy acting guys.

No attempt at conversing, they just stared at us and others whilst in the lounge area and then kept hopping room to room.

The corridors to the play rooms had guys just lined up waiting for prey, not talking or engaging anyone. And in the empty play rooms guys just sat waiting.

Made everything a little creepy and seedy. Another first time couple left after just 2 hours as more and more kept piling through the front door and doing the same thing!

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"We added our first club on Saturday just gone and although we didn’t see any “Wanking dead” we did encounter a lot of creepy acting guys.

No attempt at conversing, they just stared at us and others whilst in the lounge area and then kept hopping room to room.

The corridors to the play rooms had guys just lined up waiting for prey, not talking or engaging anyone. And in the empty play rooms guys just sat waiting.

Made everything a little creepy and seedy. Another first time couple left after just 2 hours as more and more kept piling through the front door and doing the same thing!"

Won’t fill with couples at that rate, and they are the entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy cum on my arm once doing this, I can’t try and tell you how much of a turn off it is for women

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"This must be club specific. "

Sadly no, though it does vary on a night by night basis. We've been to at least 8 different clubs/venues and had it at every single one. And it's not just Her or us they follow - at least twice, I've been followed by TVs into the toilets or rooms. And by followed I mean less than a foot behind. Another time, we were sat on the sofa in the lounge area, where one dropped his trousers and proceeded to wank as if he was the inhouse entertainment.

Before we tar every man with the same brush, these are always by far the exception. Most people are respectful and we've never had any real issues with anyone - a look or a quiet word and they remember their manners and its sorted. It's more irritating and off putting than anything.

Hmm

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"We call them Janglers...as with the lack of conversation all you can hear is the key rattling as they wank,...their loss"
Schoolboy error you put your locker key on your ankle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This must be club specific.

Sadly no, though it does vary on a night by night basis. We've been to at least 8 different clubs/venues and had it at every single one. And it's not just Her or us they follow - at least twice, I've been followed by TVs into the toilets or rooms. And by followed I mean less than a foot behind. Another time, we were sat on the sofa in the lounge area, where one dropped his trousers and proceeded to wank as if he was the inhouse entertainment.

Before we tar every man with the same brush, these are always by far the exception. Most people are respectful and we've never had any real issues with anyone - a look or a quiet word and they remember their manners and its sorted. It's more irritating and off putting than anything.

Hmm"

Kills my mood completely, why do they feel a need to walk about tossing them selfs of inadequate to communicate correctly

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"We call them Janglers...as with the lack of conversation all you can hear is the key rattling as they wank,...their loss"

The wank jangle always reminds me of a bell on a cats collar, and has the same effect in scaring the birds away....

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"We call them Janglers...as with the lack of conversation all you can hear is the key rattling as they wank,...their loss

The wank jangle always reminds me of a bell on a cats collar, and has the same effect in scaring the birds away...."

Haha so that’s why they have bells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbf reading this thread has put me off going to a club lol

Don't let this thread put you off visiting clubs! Just never go as a single guy, always arrange a meet inside, that way you'll never be 'presumed guilty until proven innocent' "

I know I think that's what I will have to do,xtasia isn't far from me either

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"We call them Janglers...as with the lack of conversation all you can hear is the key rattling as they wank,...their loss Schoolboy error you put your locker key on your ankle. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing "

Seen that happen in a sauna and he was sat in between two guys doing it. I had to get up and leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rattling the chains upstairs in Chams is funny. It's like a calling for the men. Much fun can be had playing them at their game.

Lie on a bed and just start chatting to each other. Daren't make eye contact though as they think that is a open ticket.

I've fucked lots of men in Chams. Not a single one displayed stalker tactics

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Every club has them goes with the territory, if you can laugh at them, there antics show there praying for a gangbang it’s there only hope in life

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I've acted as a fluffer for them once before, in a dungeon. They barely allow you to suck them, they just wanted to jerk off then go x why would you NOT get involved???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've acted as a fluffer for them once before, in a dungeon. They barely allow you to suck them, they just wanted to jerk off then go x why would you NOT get involved???"

Yep weird folks

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Tbf reading this thread has put me off going to a club lol

Don't let this thread put you off visiting clubs! Just never go as a single guy, always arrange a meet inside, that way you'll never be 'presumed guilty until proven innocent'

I know I think that's what I will have to do,xtasia isn't far from me either "

Go for it fella! You won't know what they're like until you've visited one, just bear in mind that, as a single guy, you are at the botttom of the food chain in a club. Follow the club's guidelines about behaviour and respect, don't join the wank zombie conga line, be prepared to be ignored/avoided/rejected by single females and couples (think Big Issue sellers in the High Street), but do try to engage in conversation with anyone willing to chat to you (usually other single guys by themselves). I advise you to look for events specifically encouraging single guys to attend, or as I said above; arrange to meet someone inside. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbf reading this thread has put me off going to a club lol

Don't let this thread put you off visiting clubs! Just never go as a single guy, always arrange a meet inside, that way you'll never be 'presumed guilty until proven innocent'

I know I think that's what I will have to do,xtasia isn't far from me either

Go for it fella! You won't know what they're like until you've visited one, just bear in mind that, as a single guy, you are at the botttom of the food chain in a club. Follow the club's guidelines about behaviour and respect, don't join the wank zombie conga line, be prepared to be ignored/avoided/rejected by single females and couples (think Big Issue sellers in the High Street), but do try to engage in conversation with anyone willing to chat to you (usually other single guys by themselves). I advise you to look for events specifically encouraging single guys to attend, or as I said above; arrange to meet someone inside. Good luck! "

Thanks mate,I'm sure I won't be walking around wanking as long as I've got a drink IL be happy as Larry

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I will be honest I say sometimes I can be part of the wanking dead, and sometimes I am really chatty

Sometimes I want to chat and sometimes I am happy to just watch people having sex

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I don't mind being watched! That's not wanking dead. It's those who don't engage, refuse to engage, or don't treat me as a full human that I object to.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Tbf reading this thread has put me off going to a club lol

Don't let this thread put you off visiting clubs! Just never go as a single guy, always arrange a meet inside, that way you'll never be 'presumed guilty until proven innocent' "

I don't presume anyone guilty. I usually play with single guys in clubs. I like you guys, I really do! I just need people to treat me like a person, smile, talk. I'm not on some pedestal and I don't think I'm better than anyone. It's a bit of a weird hurdle to get over, but once you're over the whole fact that I'm wearing little or nothing and/or might be fucking in front of you... I'm looking for signs you're not a creep. That's pretty much all. It's not being a guy, it's not wanking, it's not approaching me. It's not displaying basic humanity while doing so.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"I will be honest I say sometimes I can be part of the wanking dead, and sometimes I am really chatty

Sometimes I want to chat and sometimes I am happy to just watch people having sex

I don't mind being watched! That's not wanking dead. It's those who don't engage, refuse to engage, or don't treat me as a full human that I object to. "

They just stare and toss trying to get nearer and nearer sometimes they say can I touch

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I will be honest I say sometimes I can be part of the wanking dead, and sometimes I am really chatty

Sometimes I want to chat and sometimes I am happy to just watch people having sex

I don't mind being watched! That's not wanking dead. It's those who don't engage, refuse to engage, or don't treat me as a full human that I object to.

They just stare and toss trying to get nearer and nearer sometimes they say can I touch "

A smile in that one interaction can make the difference between mood killer and "cool, threesome!" for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo any offers to accompany me to xtasia??

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Sooooo any offers to accompany me to xtasia?? "

Looks like your on ya own. Grab a little tight thong a pair of waiters cuffs and we’ll polished black shoes, no one will suspect your going to crack one of on wrist. Gives you a bit of showmanship

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By *mpishMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sadly, I never go to clubs with strangers. Unless it's a club I feel really comfortable in (in which case I might go alone), I want someone who I know has my back, just in case.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

All that walking and wanking, increases there fitness levels no end. But I bet they don’t wank in kebab shop on way home

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I will be honest I say sometimes I can be part of the wanking dead, and sometimes I am really chatty

Sometimes I want to chat and sometimes I am happy to just watch people having sex

everyone has their own idea about play - always ask , be polite and be respectful; not a drama for us - some are actually quite handsome in their self satisfaction lol "

I nearly always ask if I can watch - I didn’t recently but it was a horny situation that I felt I would have interrupted if I asked

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"I will be honest I say sometimes I can be part of the wanking dead, and sometimes I am really chatty

Sometimes I want to chat and sometimes I am happy to just watch people having sex

everyone has their own idea about play - always ask , be polite and be respectful; not a drama for us - some are actually quite handsome in their self satisfaction lol

I nearly always ask if I can watch - I didn’t recently but it was a horny situation that I felt I would have interrupted if I asked "

Suppose it good to be polite about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less chug chug more piter pater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first club visit was to silverleigh in Kent. Couples night, because we aren’t interested in single males. There were several men who obviously went as part of a couple, then lost their wives somewhere and went around creeping and letching. Very off putting. A discreet, ‘fuck off, where’s your wife?’ Seemed to work.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

There strange creatures who can pounce at any moment, often seen holding there cocks on Sunday afternoons, as the day approaches 5 bells they start to disappear very quickly

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I find the wanking zombies amusing and rather pathetic.

They certainly don't have any chance of success with us.

Fortunately, in most clubs even they realise that getting up close is not going to do them any favours. We've only really experienced the sit down next to you thing at one club, so only ever go there on couples nights now.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing "
sounds like an absolutely charming evening out, your selling it big time!

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Zombie survival thread tread carefully, avoid being slimed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Main reason I dont like clubs to be honest. Rather hold a party in my home.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Main reason I dont like clubs to be honest. Rather hold a party in my home. "

That looks like probably very good parties

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

They are usually dealt with easy.

Voyeurs are just another fetish, go to locked rooms or if you are playing in an open room make sure there is wing person.

Or get a certain friend, like we have... she takes no prisoners.

If you are assertive enough they soon loose interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I had no idea this happens at clubs but it’s not a total surprise to me

As a single guy I think the idea of arranging to meet someone there makes sense even though I have no trouble chatting to new people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to a club, really an army of fellas trousers round ankles cock in hand shuffling about the gaff hahah? Do they think nobody can see them? Surely it’s hard not to laugh at them? I’d be in bits

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

First club we went to there was about three/four ladies and about twenty men.

All L had to do was cross her legs and it became a squark if penguins waddling of towards the playrooms to watch just in case.

Once we saw through the behaviour we worked out a smile and NO! Soon dissipates the behaviour.

Well that and a nicely tailed flogger.

If it was that bad we would never have gone back.

Most are respectful in our experience, the odd attempt to touch is not good, however, I’m not a small man and people in my company, are my priority.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

We went to clubs for years and I can’t see what all, the fuss is about .

They are just as entitled to do what they enjoy as anyone else is . As long as they aren’t grabbing , touching inappropriately , or hooting their load on to people who don’t want it , why shouldn’t they be wanking ?

It’s what they enjoy , and there was many a time my wife would ask if they wanted a bit more than a wank . Which always led to more fun .

So maybe if we didn’t all judge so much and chastise people for their preferences we could all get on a bit better .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing "

That's is funny does nobody tell them to do one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sorry I dont get what you mean?.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"We went to clubs for years and I can’t see what all, the fuss is about .

They are just as entitled to do what they enjoy as anyone else is . As long as they aren’t grabbing , touching inappropriately , or hooting their load on to people who don’t want it , why shouldn’t they be wanking ?

It’s what they enjoy , and there was many a time my wife would ask if they wanted a bit more than a wank . Which always led to more fun .

So maybe if we didn’t all judge so much and chastise people for their preferences we could all get on a bit better . "

Totally agree, we wouldn’t go if we didn’t enjoy the buzz and fun of clubs.

Just don’t touch what’s not yours, unless asked.

Unless you were willing for me to go through your mobile and show your friends your wanking videos.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

For me being followed and stared at are one of the downsides of clubs, but (in most clubs) the upsides outweigh it. And there are degrees of it, from creepy/ dehumanising/ mood killer all the way through to flattering/ join in if you want to. I know it's a risk, I usually have a good time anyway. But everyone would have a better time if people communicated in some basic way and we're minimally friendly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops, sorry thought that walking dead series 9 had taken a weird turn.....

*gets coat, leaves*

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

Yes I get followed by the zombies in most of the clubs I go to but as for the wanking I've only seen it happen in the orgy rooms and cinema areas and never people just walking around

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"We went to clubs for years and I can’t see what all, the fuss is about .

They are just as entitled to do what they enjoy as anyone else is . As long as they aren’t grabbing , touching inappropriately , or hooting their load on to people who don’t want it , why shouldn’t they be wanking ?

It’s what they enjoy , and there was many a time my wife would ask if they wanted a bit more than a wank . Which always led to more fun .

So maybe if we didn’t all judge so much and chastise people for their preferences we could all get on a bit better . "

The only problem being when it puts others of going the places deplete in numbers, and the right mix of genders , so what seems like fun is generally harmful

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We went to clubs for years and I can’t see what all, the fuss is about .

They are just as entitled to do what they enjoy as anyone else is . As long as they aren’t grabbing , touching inappropriately , or hooting their load on to people who don’t want it , why shouldn’t they be wanking ?

It’s what they enjoy , and there was many a time my wife would ask if they wanted a bit more than a wank . Which always led to more fun .

So maybe if we didn’t all judge so much and chastise people for their preferences we could all get on a bit better .

The only problem being when it puts others of going the places deplete in numbers, and the right mix of genders , so what seems like fun is generally harmful "

Yeah. There's one club I'll never return to in part because of the attitude of those who wanted to watch and wank. I was less my own person and more prey to be pursued.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

The bottom line is that it says it all for what they are, really. A pack of sad wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great name for a punk rock band

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By *onyGalWoman
over a year ago

leeds

As long as they are respectful it doesn’t bother me. I like being watched and putting on a bit of a show if I feel like it.

I always play in open rooms, I go with a friend but often times we are separate doing our own thing, never had any guys following me around the corridors wanking but the rooms do fill up fast.

Guys that have come closer have asked if they can touch and have not just helped themselves, which would be a mega turn off and I wouldn’t hesitate in stopping everything and walking away if I felt someone was being disrespectful.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"The bottom line is that it says it all for what they are, really. A pack of sad wankers."

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Some people are lonely I guess and wanking sat by someone in a a club is the highlight of their day.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Some people are lonely I guess and wanking sat by someone in a a club is the highlight of their day. "

Yes piss funny when they run out for Sunday lunch at 4 every week to top it of wonder who’s cooking

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Probably frequented by the people who post wanking groups on the forum's. And possibly the ones that phone at midnight for sex who we call the midnight wankers. And no we do not oblige.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I will be honest I say sometimes I can be part of the wanking dead, and sometimes I am really chatty

Sometimes I want to chat and sometimes I am happy to just watch people having sex

everyone has their own idea about play - always ask , be polite and be respectful; not a drama for us - some are actually quite handsome in their self satisfaction lol

I nearly always ask if I can watch - I didn’t recently but it was a horny situation that I felt I would have interrupted if I asked

Suppose it good to be polite about it "

I hope you don’t mind me being a bit of a devils advocate here

I would say I follow couples around but if there is a scenario on a open bed and it is horny of course I am going to wank

I have seen couples start wanking each other over a horny scenario. I agree that there is the line about following couples around and wanking as you walk.

Now some people that I know get turned on by being wanked over. It’s a fine line, but agree following a single woman or a couple on mass is out of order

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Probably frequented by the people who post wanking groups on the forum's. And possibly the ones that phone at midnight for sex who we call the midnight wankers. And no we do not oblige. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbf reading this thread has put me off going to a club lol"
awwwww come on get your money out you tight arse

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing "

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The other odd behaviour I've seen in the past, was walking past a private room.

The door was open and the fella was just sat on the bed (on his own) wanking watching porn on the screen.

I don't understand it (but can accept the mentally) of wanting to wank while watching someone play in a club.

** The no conversation bit, doesn't do them any favours!*

But going along, paying £x and wank in a room watching porn on TV.

I can do that at home for free, and get to choose what porn I'm watching as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds funny as hell to see. I must come and have a look lol

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Does that not creep people out?

Although it would be somewhat amusing if they were dressed up as zombies whilst doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one such zombie try to follow us into a playroom. Cock in his hand, hadn't spoken a word to us or anyone. The look on his face when I told him to fuck off as I shut the door on him. It's a little funny, a bit sad and very creepy.

Mr B

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By *winkleFairyCouple
over a year ago

UK


"We call them Janglers...as with the lack of conversation all you can hear is the key rattling as they wank,...their loss

The wank jangle always reminds me of a bell on a cats collar, and has the same effect in scaring the birds away...."

Ha that’s brilliant!!!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"We call them Janglers...as with the lack of conversation all you can hear is the key rattling as they wank,...their loss

The wank jangle always reminds me of a bell on a cats collar, and has the same effect in scaring the birds away....

Ha that’s brilliant!!!"

I bet a group of them sound great at Christmas!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"We had one such zombie try to follow us into a playroom. Cock in his hand, hadn't spoken a word to us or anyone. The look on his face when I told him to fuck off as I shut the door on him. It's a little funny, a bit sad and very creepy.

Mr B"

If he had asked do you mind if I watched how would you have been?

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Puts me off going to a club completely, guys wandering around (hopefully wanking with zero social skills) like Billy no mates

How sad they must be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had one such zombie try to follow us into a playroom. Cock in his hand, hadn't spoken a word to us or anyone. The look on his face when I told him to fuck off as I shut the door on him. It's a little funny, a bit sad and very creepy.

Mr B

If he had asked do you mind if I watched how would you have been?"

We'd have politely declined

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By *winkleFairyCouple
over a year ago

UK

It certainly puts me off attending on unless it’s a couples only night... which is a shame because we do like single guys. Just the polite, well mannered, respectful ones!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"We call them Janglers...as with the lack of conversation all you can hear is the key rattling as they wank,...their loss

The wank jangle always reminds me of a bell on a cats collar, and has the same effect in scaring the birds away....

Ha that’s brilliant!!!

I bet a group of them sound great at Christmas!"

I would love to see a wanking Conger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The floors must b sticky

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"The floors must b sticky "

Wipe your feet going out.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"Puts me off going to a club completely, guys wandering around (hopefully wanking with zero social skills) like Billy no mates

How sad they must be "

Doesn't put me off at all. These wanking zombies make the genuine, well behaved single guys like myself look good!

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton


"Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there. "
. Rios can be like that especially if you are sat in the sauna or steam room.Once a guy refused to leave one of the rooms as a couple wanted it when he saw the size of the security guard or told him to leave the room he couldn’t get out fast enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it were a group of single women following people around wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there. . Rios can be like that especially if you are sat in the sauna or steam room.Once a guy refused to leave one of the rooms as a couple wanted it when he saw the size of the security guard or told him to leave the room he couldn’t get out fast enough."

Why do they get preference over him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All that walking and wanking, increases there fitness levels no end. But I bet they don’t wank in kebab shop on way home "

Bet they get great fitbit readings...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"What if it were a group of single women following people around wanking."
The place would be rammed full of couples and be the busiest and most successful club going.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton


"Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there. . Rios can be like that especially if you are sat in the sauna or steam room.Once a guy refused to leave one of the rooms as a couple wanted it when he saw the size of the security guard or told him to leave the room he couldn’t get out fast enough.

Why do they get preference over him? "
. The rooms in Rios are lockable and you only go in there if you are going to play.Sitting in there and stopping other people who want to play is not what I would call good / adult behaviour.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there. . Rios can be like that especially if you are sat in the sauna or steam room.Once a guy refused to leave one of the rooms as a couple wanted it when he saw the size of the security guard or told him to leave the room he couldn’t get out fast enough.

Why do they get preference over him? . The rooms in Rios are lockable and you only go in there if you are going to play.Sitting in there and stopping other people who want to play is not what I would call good / adult behaviour."

They probably choose to be obstructive bastards just to be spiteful, because they know they don't stand a chance in getting any action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The expression I've heard is the wanking dead. "

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"The expression I've heard is the wanking dead.

"

BEWARE! They live amongst us, they breathe amongst us, they walk (er, wank) amongst us....

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By *orthwest_cplCouple
over a year ago

Stretford


"Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there. . Rios can be like that especially if you are sat in the sauna or steam room.Once a guy refused to leave one of the rooms as a couple wanted it when he saw the size of the security guard or told him to leave the room he couldn’t get out fast enough.

Why do they get preference over him? . The rooms in Rios are lockable and you only go in there if you are going to play.Sitting in there and stopping other people who want to play is not what I would call good / adult behaviour.

They probably choose to be obstructive bastards just to be spiteful, because they know they don't stand a chance in getting any action."

Or maybe they've paid as much or possibly much more than the couple and should be entitled to use the facilities. Would all the people complaining about guys wanking in corridors be happier if the guys who sit in a room on their own wanking were out in the corridor?

Again another club thread that seems to be full of drama that we seem to miss when we go to clubs.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton


"Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there. . Rios can be like that especially if you are sat in the sauna or steam room.Once a guy refused to leave one of the rooms as a couple wanted it when he saw the size of the security guard or told him to leave the room he couldn’t get out fast enough.

Why do they get preference over him? . The rooms in Rios are lockable and you only go in there if you are going to play.Sitting in there and stopping other people who want to play is not what I would call good / adult behaviour.

They probably choose to be obstructive bastards just to be spiteful, because they know they don't stand a chance in getting any action."
. It’s guys like this that give single guys and Rios a bad name.Some refuse to leave unless they can take part or at least watch I never go into the rooms unless I am asked or it’s agreed.I call it respect and manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if it were a group of single women following people around wanking."

It would be lovely and I for one would welcome it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there. . Rios can be like that especially if you are sat in the sauna or steam room.Once a guy refused to leave one of the rooms as a couple wanted it when he saw the size of the security guard or told him to leave the room he couldn’t get out fast enough.

Why do they get preference over him? . The rooms in Rios are lockable and you only go in there if you are going to play.Sitting in there and stopping other people who want to play is not what I would call good / adult behaviour."

I thought you meant the steam room.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton


"Went to Rio's for the first and only time a few years ago with my then partner.

It was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had. We was barely in there 10 minutes when we had like 5 guys stood around wanking. It was like village of the damned in there.

Now as a single fella I won't go to a club unless I'm meeting someone there. . Rios can be like that especially if you are sat in the sauna or steam room.Once a guy refused to leave one of the rooms as a couple wanted it when he saw the size of the security guard or told him to leave the room he couldn’t get out fast enough.

Why do they get preference over him? . The rooms in Rios are lockable and you only go in there if you are going to play.Sitting in there and stopping other people who want to play is not what I would call good / adult behaviour.

I thought you meant the steam room. "
. The steam and sauna rooms as well as the jacuzzi can cause problems as some guys have wandering hands which are not always appreciated.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Puts me off going to a club completely, guys wandering around (hopefully wanking with zero social skills) like Billy no mates

How sad they must be "

It's easy to be in there, and not wander around with your cock in your hand. It's also easy to wander around by yourself, with your natural curiosity to see what is going on, then be presumed a 'zombie' because you happen to be a single guy in a club, wandering around as others are having a look about. This is why I find myself walking on eggshells being on my own in these places, you're always 'damned if you do, damned if you don't'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to get the vibe of singles arn't welcome. I've probs got it wrong but that's how it comes across

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I seem to get the vibe of singles arn't welcome. I've probs got it wrong but that's how it comes across"

People who can't behave themselves are undesirable. If you can look people in the eye, smile, make some small talk if it's welcome, and have a sense of when you are and aren't wanted, you'll be fine.

If you grimace, grunt, follow people around (particularly wanking), misread the situation (which happens to everyone), treat women like meat, or touch without (implied or explicit) consent... You won't have a good night or help us have one either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to get the vibe of singles arn't welcome. I've probs got it wrong but that's how it comes across

People who can't behave themselves are undesirable. If you can look people in the eye, smile, make some small talk if it's welcome, and have a sense of when you are and aren't wanted, you'll be fine.

If you grimace, grunt, follow people around (particularly wanking), misread the situation (which happens to everyone), treat women like meat, or touch without (implied or explicit) consent... You won't have a good night or help us have one either. "

Basic common sense. Which people should have anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have a negative success rate with us, Sue stops play once they gather as they put her off."

Same. Plus the one at a party who kept nudging my cheek with his 'amazing member' was told it would be bitten off if he did it once more. Seemed to do the trick. It is so fricken rude!!

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East


"They have a negative success rate with us, Sue stops play once they gather as they put her off.

Same. Plus the one at a party who kept nudging my cheek with his 'amazing member' was told it would be bitten off if he did it once more. Seemed to do the trick. It is so fricken rude!!"
. Lol....if you “strangle” the chicken don’t be surprised if it looses its head! Unbelievable rudeness....Funsize you should have done it!

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By *ichael51Man
over a year ago

Hinckley & Doncaster

I have been thinking of visiting a club as a single guy. It sort of puts me off to think people would think that I was that type of person, sounds weird to me. Surely visiting a club is all about engaging with the people there.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I seem to get the vibe of singles arn't welcome. I've probs got it wrong but that's how it comes across

People who can't behave themselves are undesirable. If you can look people in the eye, smile, make some small talk if it's welcome, and have a sense of when you are and aren't wanted, you'll be fine.

If you grimace, grunt, follow people around (particularly wanking), misread the situation (which happens to everyone), treat women like meat, or touch without (implied or explicit) consent... You won't have a good night or help us have one either.

Basic common sense. Which people should have anyway"

You'd like to think!

But, single guys (and anyone else) are welcome, I guess is what I'm saying. Some of my favourite club visits have been me and a lot of guys

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing "
I haven't been to a club yet, but I'm amazed firstly anyone would do this and secondly that they are aloud do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing "

Lmao, I love this!! Wanking zombies is now my new phrase!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see a horror movie plot in this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And sequels! A whole franchise!

The wanking dead at the Manchester social ball!

The wanking dead vs fetish night

The wanking dead vs bi - onic man night

The wanking dead vs can’t get in on couples nights

The wanking dead vs forum white knights

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing I haven't been to a club yet, but I'm amazed firstly anyone would do this and secondly that they are aloud do it. "

It's a very sexual environment. Some areas are off limits, but in most places in most clubs, yeah, open wanking is normal. Whether it's attractive or not depends very much on specifics (usually of the situation, not the guy).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading this thread I want to visit a club even more

Sounds hilarious

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"After reading this thread I want to visit a club even more

Sounds hilarious "

Lol! Doesn't always happen, and some clubs it happens more than others. Occasionally it makes me feel a bit unsafe, but that's club specific. I often have a wing person if I need backup to tell anyone to knock it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half the reason clubs don’t appeal to me one bit. Sounds like my idea of hell. Different strokes for different folks though

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing I haven't been to a club yet, but I'm amazed firstly anyone would do this and secondly that they are aloud do it.

It's a very sexual environment. Some areas are off limits, but in most places in most clubs, yeah, open wanking is normal. Whether it's attractive or not depends very much on specifics (usually of the situation, not the guy). "

One of the horniest situations was a couple of couple were on orgy bed fucking, then another couple were watching them mutually wanking each other as I was watching and wanking the couple wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking dead - that has to win an internet award!! Brilliant term

It makes us both feel uncomfortable but we don’t seem to see this creepy behaviour in clubs abroad (unless we have just been lucky). But men in UK clubs seem to have less style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing I haven't been to a club yet, but I'm amazed firstly anyone would do this and secondly that they are aloud do it.

It's a very sexual environment. Some areas are off limits, but in most places in most clubs, yeah, open wanking is normal. Whether it's attractive or not depends very much on specifics (usually of the situation, not the guy).

One of the horniest situations was a couple of couple were on orgy bed fucking, then another couple were watching them mutually wanking each other as I was watching and wanking the couple wanking "

God even that’s enough to confuse me!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing I haven't been to a club yet, but I'm amazed firstly anyone would do this and secondly that they are aloud do it.

It's a very sexual environment. Some areas are off limits, but in most places in most clubs, yeah, open wanking is normal. Whether it's attractive or not depends very much on specifics (usually of the situation, not the guy).

One of the horniest situations was a couple of couple were on orgy bed fucking, then another couple were watching them mutually wanking each other as I was watching and wanking the couple wanking "

Yeah, that sounds hot. Not so hot is trying to go from room to room. Picture a narrow staircase, me in lingerie, four men right behind me following me, cocks in hand. Not a word spoken. Creepy. Not common in my experience, but creepy. Look to see where I go (will it be welcome?), make small talk, keep distance while I'm moving, or put your cock down/ away while walking, maybe.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

The wanking dead v the midnight wankers.

Now showing at a club near you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wanking dead v the midnight wankers.

Now showing at a club near you."

Loool imagine a lord of the rings style setting directed by Peter Jackson

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing I haven't been to a club yet, but I'm amazed firstly anyone would do this and secondly that they are aloud do it.

It's a very sexual environment. Some areas are off limits, but in most places in most clubs, yeah, open wanking is normal. Whether it's attractive or not depends very much on specifics (usually of the situation, not the guy).

One of the horniest situations was a couple of couple were on orgy bed fucking, then another couple were watching them mutually wanking each other as I was watching and wanking the couple wanking

Yeah, that sounds hot. Not so hot is trying to go from room to room. Picture a narrow staircase, me in lingerie, four men right behind me following me, cocks in hand. Not a word spoken. Creepy. Not common in my experience, but creepy. Look to see where I go (will it be welcome?), make small talk, keep distance while I'm moving, or put your cock down/ away while walking, maybe. "

Yeah that doesn’t sound as hot

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I think these guys would more enjoy dogging?

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

You have to face facts when guys can get their cocks out and legally wank they will its like breathing to them its nearly impossible to stop.

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"We’ve been followed into a room sat down towels round us, while a whole bunch turn up standing and sitting wanking, one spoke and said can I cum on her "

Seen the same possibly in the same club its bizarre behaviour.

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London


"I’ve heard them referred to on here. The guys who wonder round following people in clubs constantly wanking.

Never see women do this unless it’s a show, do they have a success rate or is it a mating call.

Just weird you can be sat on a bed chatting to your partner when they walk in sit next to you no speech just start tossing I haven't been to a club yet, but I'm amazed firstly anyone would do this and secondly that they are aloud do it.

It's a very sexual environment. Some areas are off limits, but in most places in most clubs, yeah, open wanking is normal. Whether it's attractive or not depends very much on specifics (usually of the situation, not the guy).

One of the horniest situations was a couple of couple were on orgy bed fucking, then another couple were watching them mutually wanking each other as I was watching and wanking the couple wanking

Yeah, that sounds hot. Not so hot is trying to go from room to room. Picture a narrow staircase, me in lingerie, four men right behind me following me, cocks in hand. Not a word spoken. Creepy. Not common in my experience, but creepy. Look to see where I go (will it be welcome?), make small talk, keep distance while I'm moving, or put your cock down/ away while walking, maybe. "
That's just wrong! What is wrong with these people? I know it's a club, but come on!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

This thread holds clubs in a poor light, yes there is an element of (we call them “waddling wankers” something to do with with the restrictions of tight towels and the mass movement of penguins.

It is not what we want, however....

And to be truthful, we have had more problems with women.

This is tiny compared to the massive fun we have had.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"This thread holds clubs in a poor light, yes there is an element of (we call them “waddling wankers” something to do with with the restrictions of tight towels and the mass movement of penguins.

It is not what we want, however....

And to be truthful, we have had more problems with women.

This is tiny compared to the massive fun we have had."

Would it be fair to say though, that you mostly only visit clubs on couples and single female only nights? Ergo; less 'exposure' to the waddling wankers?

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"This thread holds clubs in a poor light, yes there is an element of (we call them “waddling wankers” something to do with with the restrictions of tight towels and the mass movement of penguins.

It is not what we want, however....

And to be truthful, we have had more problems with women.

This is tiny compared to the massive fun we have had."

Yes, I've noticed most of them are very tiny as well.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"Wanking dead - that has to win an internet award!! Brilliant term

It makes us both feel uncomfortable but we don’t seem to see this creepy behaviour in clubs abroad (unless we have just been lucky). But men in UK clubs seem to have less style."

Probably because the general attitude towards sex in other countries, particularly in Europe, is a more liberated one? Thoughts?

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"I have been thinking of visiting a club as a single guy. It sort of puts me off to think people would think that I was that type of person, sounds weird to me. Surely visiting a club is all about engaging with the people there. "

Just don’t stand around tossing, be pleasant have a laugh you might a cracking time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s always hilarious when you talk to them mid-wank. Deer in headlights moment.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"I have been thinking of visiting a club as a single guy. It sort of puts me off to think people would think that I was that type of person, sounds weird to me. Surely visiting a club is all about engaging with the people there.

Just don’t stand around tossing, be pleasant have a laugh you might a cracking time"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This thread holds clubs in a poor light, yes there is an element of (we call them “waddling wankers” something to do with with the restrictions of tight towels and the mass movement of penguins.

It is not what we want, however....

And to be truthful, we have had more problems with women.

This is tiny compared to the massive fun we have had."

I love clubs and almost always have a fantastic time in them. But apart from people who do touch or more without consent, this aspect is one of the big pitfalls for me.

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"This thread holds clubs in a poor light, yes there is an element of (we call them “waddling wankers” something to do with with the restrictions of tight towels and the mass movement of penguins.

It is not what we want, however....

And to be truthful, we have had more problems with women.

This is tiny compared to the massive fun we have had.

I love clubs and almost always have a fantastic time in them. But apart from people who do touch or more without consent, this aspect is one of the big pitfalls for me. "

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"It’s always hilarious when you talk to them mid-wank. Deer in headlights moment. "

That’s a must try, how was your parking hehe

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's something that I've found throughout the world and makes a tragic spectacle. Thankfully there's always lots of choice, so they just rule themselves out. Zombies brains are all but gone

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"This thread holds clubs in a poor light, yes there is an element of (we call them “waddling wankers” something to do with with the restrictions of tight towels and the mass movement of penguins.

It is not what we want, however....

And to be truthful, we have had more problems with women.

This is tiny compared to the massive fun we have had.

Would it be fair to say though, that you mostly only visit clubs on couples and single female only nights? Ergo; less 'exposure' to the waddling wankers?"

No, we go to meet likeminded people who are not about to go P.C with a sexual innuendo.

A tiny percentage (not every time) we are presented with unwarranted attention, I’m not a small men, easily dealt with, plus we have a female friend who is a expert at frightening men and at times ladies off.

It’s a fun factor, most of the men we meet are great fun.

Veris do confirm this.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

They probably think it's perfectly acceptable as there are wanking threads on the forum's, that women say they love watching guys wank. I guess you can't have it both ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They probably think it's perfectly acceptable as there are wanking threads on the forum's, that women say they love watching guys wank. I guess you can't have it both ways."

It’s similar to an unsolicited dick pic. While people may enjoy watching men wank, they don’t want to be confronted by a horde of them, all following and wanking.

People love dick pics. When they ask for them.

So, I don’t see how ‘can’t have it both ways’ applies here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its worse when you can hear the keys jangling from there locker wristbands.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"Its worse when you can hear the keys jangling from there locker wristbands."

Wear 'em on your ankle instead! Problem solved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg is this a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its worse when you can hear the keys jangling from there locker wristbands.

Wear 'em on your ankle instead! Problem solved! "

I don’t have the problem of making the noise.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"We added our first club on Saturday just gone and although we didn’t see any “Wanking dead” we did encounter a lot of creepy acting guys.

No attempt at conversing, they just stared at us and others whilst in the lounge area and then kept hopping room to room.

The corridors to the play rooms had guys just lined up waiting for prey, not talking or engaging anyone. And in the empty play rooms guys just sat waiting.

Made everything a little creepy and seedy. Another first time couple left after just 2 hours as more and more kept piling through the front door and doing the same thing!"

I've not been to a club yet but a scenario like this would scare me off never mind the couples and single ladies.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Omg is this a thing "

More so in some clubs than others, but, yeah. "I paid a premium to be here, why should I put in any effort?" is a thing I hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They probably think it's perfectly acceptable as there are wanking threads on the forum's, that women say they love watching guys wank. I guess you can't have it both ways."

If people don't want others to watch them having sex just go to a private room.

I find neither sides talk to each other so both are 'guilty' of the situation.

Ask them to move away if their wanking is off putting. They are humans too.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Which episode of the walking dead was that in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'd paid a ridiculous amount of money- more than the other people there- only to be ignored or made fun of, then I'd walk around getting my money's worth too!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They probably think it's perfectly acceptable as there are wanking threads on the forum's, that women say they love watching guys wank. I guess you can't have it both ways.

If people don't want others to watch them having sex just go to a private room.

I find neither sides talk to each other so both are 'guilty' of the situation.

Ask them to move away if their wanking is off putting. They are humans too. "

I like being watched, personally, and I try to engage with those around me if it's clear that the audience is mine (say, if I'm the only one playing). Eye contact, a friendly expression upon being engaged with, or words rather than grunts, can be all it takes to turn wanking dead into flattering audience and/or potential participant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never going to a swingers club as a single man.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm never going to a swingers club as a single man."

Honestly, this attitude is strange to me in a way, from this thread. I think the overarching message here is "be friendly and employ some basic social skills, that can make the difference between ruining everyone's night and having a great night." Is it really too much to ask to have such basic manners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They probably think it's perfectly acceptable as there are wanking threads on the forum's, that women say they love watching guys wank. I guess you can't have it both ways.

If people don't want others to watch them having sex just go to a private room.

I find neither sides talk to each other so both are 'guilty' of the situation.

Ask them to move away if their wanking is off putting. They are humans too.

I like being watched, personally, and I try to engage with those around me if it's clear that the audience is mine (say, if I'm the only one playing). Eye contact, a friendly expression upon being engaged with, or words rather than grunts, can be all it takes to turn wanking dead into flattering audience and/or potential participant. "

Maybe we should be part of that audience, I think we all visit the same club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They probably think it's perfectly acceptable as there are wanking threads on the forum's, that women say they love watching guys wank. I guess you can't have it both ways.

If people don't want others to watch them having sex just go to a private room.

I find neither sides talk to each other so both are 'guilty' of the situation.

Ask them to move away if their wanking is off putting. They are humans too.

I like being watched, personally, and I try to engage with those around me if it's clear that the audience is mine (say, if I'm the only one playing). Eye contact, a friendly expression upon being engaged with, or words rather than grunts, can be all it takes to turn wanking dead into flattering audience and/or potential participant. "

I very much agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s why I prefer to go to couples/single ladies nights only. The club I do go to that have singles guys there only let in about 4-5 so not so much a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I'd paid a ridiculous amount of money- more than the other people there- only to be ignored or made fun of, then I'd walk around getting my money's worth too!!"

Quite. I also imagine that single men make clubs, and this site, financially viable. Shame they get very little respect.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They probably think it's perfectly acceptable as there are wanking threads on the forum's, that women say they love watching guys wank. I guess you can't have it both ways.

If people don't want others to watch them having sex just go to a private room.

I find neither sides talk to each other so both are 'guilty' of the situation.

Ask them to move away if their wanking is off putting. They are humans too.

I like being watched, personally, and I try to engage with those around me if it's clear that the audience is mine (say, if I'm the only one playing). Eye contact, a friendly expression upon being engaged with, or words rather than grunts, can be all it takes to turn wanking dead into flattering audience and/or potential participant.

Maybe we should be part of that audience, I think we all visit the same club"

Yes, I'm pretty sure of it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If I'd paid a ridiculous amount of money- more than the other people there- only to be ignored or made fun of, then I'd walk around getting my money's worth too!!

Quite. I also imagine that single men make clubs, and this site, financially viable. Shame they get very little respect."

Again, I'm not sure why it's disrespectful of single guys to discuss a behaviour that's off putting that some of them exhibit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm never going to a swingers club as a single man.

Honestly, this attitude is strange to me in a way, from this thread. I think the overarching message here is "be friendly and employ some basic social skills, that can make the difference between ruining everyone's night and having a great night." Is it really too much to ask to have such basic manners? "

Why are you offended by lack of manners?

I don't mean it in that way.

It's just not my preference and I'm just a blunt talker. (Neurology)

Though I like things relating to BDSM. I don't feel comfortable with many aspects of "swinging".

I'm not judging negatively the people who like swingers clubs simply because I am into some other things that are different like femdom and bdsm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm never going to a swingers club as a single man.

Honestly, this attitude is strange to me in a way, from this thread. I think the overarching message here is "be friendly and employ some basic social skills, that can make the difference between ruining everyone's night and having a great night." Is it really too much to ask to have such basic manners? "

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