FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest sex story

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whats the funniest sex situation you've ever had?

Mine was the typical dominant role play and then bent her over and just fucked away as usual. Then all of a sudden!!!

A fucking wasp just lands on her back... But she's enjoying it too much so I'm trying to be all courageous about it and carry on then it flies in my face. And I just just scream internally and she heard it as a grunt that I'm about to cum. She turns around expecting a cum shot but instead a wasp just appears in front of her and she just screams and jumps away all naked... endless laughs and cuddles afterwards!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha classic!!

Mine was in a hotel, having fun after a night out, her legs over my shoulder, her gripping the bottom of the headboard.

We were going at it hard and she was getting noisy, moaning and screaming and I thought she was really enthusiastic, until I realised she had pulled the heavy duty headboard of its wall mount and was crushing both her wrists!

Again lots of laughter afterwards