FabSwingers.com forum: Penis pump

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One for the guys do these things work, my partner has bought one. I’m not laughing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are they meant to do? Make it look more pumped up?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"What are they meant to do? Make it look more pumped up?!"

In the words of Elvis Costello:

I've been on tenterhooks

Ending in dirty looks

Listening to the Muzak

Thinking 'bout this 'n' that

She said that's that

I don't wanna chitter-chat

Turn it down a little bit

Or turn it down flat

Pump it up when you don't really need it

Pump it up until you can feel it

Down in the pleasure center

Hell-bent or heaven sent

Listen to the propaganda

Listen to the latest slander

There's nothing underhand

That she wouldn't understand

Pump it up until you can feel it

Pump it up when you don't really need it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only penis enlarger out there that works...is a magnifying glass.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"The only penis enlarger out there that works...is a magnifying glass."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only penis enlarger out there that works...is a magnifying glass."

I think my magnifying glass is back to front

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"The only penis enlarger out there that works...is a magnifying glass."

Do you know where I can buy a good one ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"The only penis enlarger out there that works...is a magnifying glass.

Just don't use outside in direct sunlight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

They can go wrong and you end up with a real bendy banana

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can go wrong and you end up with a real bendy banana

How bendy are we talking here?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"They can go wrong and you end up with a real bendy banana

How bendy are we talking here?

Get one yourself and pump till it goes a funny colour and looks like a turn left sign.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can go wrong and you end up with a real bendy banana

How bendy are we talking here?

Get one yourself and pump till it goes a funny colour and looks like a turn left sign.

Think I’ll pass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

I've seen one used in a club as a form of torture, they work but for all of a few minutes then the blood flow returns to normal and they go back to normal size

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use my ass :p

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

i once had a penis enlarger, (

till the wife came back and caught her).

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread