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WHY oh WHY don't people read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WHY OH WHY don't peopleread the profile before they send a message .!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Requires having an attention span...rare quality that

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

They can't scroll and wank at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they do but they still mail you anyway?

whats the prize for the right answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you mean there are words on a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive yourself crazy trying to work that out! That's when "block" and "delete" come into their own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or clean themselves up and pay attention 2 a screen, multi taskings difficult at the best of times

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am getting it is a lack of bloody flow to the correct organs when people are horny....

what do i win???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am getting it is a lack of bloody flow to the correct organs when people are horny....

what do i win??? "

yeah and im the prize

bet you wish you never replied now lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I am getting it is a lack of bloody flow to the correct organs when people are horny....

what do i win???

yeah and im the prize

bet you wish you never replied now lol "

whats the 2nd prize....

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Or clean themselves up and pay attention 2 a screen, multi taskings difficult at the best of times"

Definite best answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry what are we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am getting it is a lack of bloody flow to the correct organs when people are horny....

what do i win???

yeah and im the prize

bet you wish you never replied now lol

whats the 2nd prize.... "

a 'straight' guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People don't read my profile either.

No need to lose sleep over it!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"WHY OH WHY don't peopleread the profile before they send a message .!!!!!!!"

Don't know.....

If someone obviously hasn't read our profile before sending us a message, then we just click delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they are too busy looking at the pictures

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Or the semi literate twats cannot read maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think many people read my profile properly, so i just deleted it and made it much shorter.

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

a lot of profiles read like war and peace

some would take at least 5 mins and thats 5 your not getting back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am put off by long profiles too, i think maybe they are taking themselves too seriously.

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

very good question one that has been ask before and well never really answered as there are many reasons biggest is bone lazyness, others like just lookin at pix and assuming this is a sex site we're all here fore same thing, well we all know how wrong that is, so i guess the lazy profile blind peeps will stiil message without readin it's shit if ya take a lot of time to write it but thats how it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People should read profiles clearly but even this can cause some confusion, for example a person states on their profile no one over 45, but if you read their profile entirely and you notice they have met several people over this age,i think it unoffensive to just ask the question. In this instance you could argue people should stick to the rules they themselves have placed on their profiles.

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Spammers ( having done intensive research into this subject )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?

Theres writing on profiles?

Is this new feature or is it just site supporters only? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always read profiles. What's the point in messaging someone if your not what they are looking for. Just a waste of time.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I am put off by long profiles too, i think maybe they are taking themselves too seriously."

Perhaps they just know what they are looking for rather than taking themselves too seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People should read profiles clearly but even this can cause some confusion, for example a person states on their profile no one over 45, but if you read their profile entirely and you notice they have met several people over this age,i think it unoffensive to just ask the question. In this instance you could argue people should stick to the rules they themselves have placed on their profiles."

However sometimes, one goes to parties, socials or clubs and may meet someone either younger than or over the age preference, if you get on with them and fancy taking it further, well I'm not going to object that's for sure On the other hand, if they are nearer my kids age, then I wouldn't go there at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They can't scroll and wank at the same time."

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Pictures may be enough to satisfy a quick wank. The reality being the profile itself and its rules and persons desires don't.

Personally speaking we love viewing profiles and admire their content in terms of written and pictoral. Realistically though if that person(s) not looking for a mf couple or people of our age range then we won't wink or cold friend invite. The same goes for those that live too far away. We have been know to send a few words in acknowledgement of funny profile content or great pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We changed our profile as no one read it, makes us chuckle now when we get messages stating they're into the same thing too.

Need a sense of humour for this, life is short so don't be miserable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reading profiles takes up valuable wanking time thats why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of womens/couples have CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK rage paragraphs that hurt the eyes.

I read profiles but if I see a spoilt woman who thinks she is somehow 'special' I dont even bother to read her profile, let alone message her.

KLeep profiles to 2 mins maximum reading with general/specific info and you're set.

Anyone who ignores what you want just block/delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos you have to scroll to the pictures.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't read my profile it doesn't make sense.... I read most profiles up to the "must be Jonny Depp", "athletic" "we/I demand that you can roller skate backwards whilst reciting the works of Wordsworth and balancing a boiled egg on your head" (never again!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't read my profile it doesn't make sense.... I read most profiles up to the "must be Jonny Depp", "athletic" "we/I demand that you can roller skate backwards whilst reciting the works of Wordsworth and balancing a boiled egg on your head" (never again!)"

Pmsl you found our profile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am no understanding wise you need me read you profile. I am knowing you want me long time baby.

- There is a disproportionate ratio of men who can and cannot read a profile, the majority appear to be unable to read a profile beyond the first line, or first picture as the case may be be. Experience has taught me to leave all messages to be replied to, to my wife who has become an expert at managing the delete and block applications. We tried the "three strikes and your out" policy. We even tried well here's our e-mail , please send us a pic if you are interested. Mistakes we made and regret. The joy of swinging and a whistle stop tour of men we won't be meeting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking the time to read someones profile shows respect and if you aint got respect then you aint getting anything els

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a profile?"

You are a bad girl but I know what you mean I met Jet without even looking at his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHY OH WHY don't peopleread the profile before they send a message .!!!!!!!"

It's their way of telling you that "they aren't for you".

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