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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

Well weekend is here, who fancies some sexy flirty banter to starter the weekend off?

Some rude messages and fantasies to get the imagination going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to me baby, aha aha

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Give it to me baby, aha aha "

Good evening Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give it to me baby, aha aha

Good evening Jess "

It is now very good indeed

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

Whys that then have you managed to find your “WE” friend for an evening of excitement??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whys that then have you managed to find your “WE” friend for an evening of excitement??"

There's only one way to find out

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Whys that then have you managed to find your “WE” friend for an evening of excitement??

There's only one way to find out "

There certainly is! So where will i meet you? Your house? Local bar? Hotel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whys that then have you managed to find your “WE” friend for an evening of excitement??

There's only one way to find out

There certainly is! So where will i meet you? Your house? Local bar? Hotel?"

Hotel bar is fine how will I recognise you?

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Whys that then have you managed to find your “WE” friend for an evening of excitement??

There's only one way to find out

There certainly is! So where will i meet you? Your house? Local bar? Hotel?

Hotel bar is fine how will I recognise you? "

Well I’ll be the one sat in the corner by the open fire. Champagne on ice with 3 glasses on stand by. Will your friend be joining us or shall I just ask for two glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whys that then have you managed to find your “WE” friend for an evening of excitement??

There's only one way to find out

There certainly is! So where will i meet you? Your house? Local bar? Hotel?

Hotel bar is fine how will I recognise you?

Well I’ll be the one sat in the corner by the open fire. Champagne on ice with 3 glasses on stand by. Will your friend be joining us or shall I just ask for two glasses "

My tall, dark and handsome fabber? Of course. You can never have enough friends he is looking forward to meet you, too

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx"

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water "

Supern choice. I’m already glass down but I’ve ordered a second bottle. The lady across the room is giving me the eye so you may want to hurry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Supern choice. I’m already glass down but I’ve ordered a second bottle. The lady across the room is giving me the eye so you may want to hurry "

You sure she's not having a twitch? After all it must be very hot and dry with that fire on we are nearly there, so thirsty!

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Supern choice. I’m already glass down but I’ve ordered a second bottle. The lady across the room is giving me the eye so you may want to hurry

You sure she's not having a twitch? After all it must be very hot and dry with that fire on we are nearly there, so thirsty! "

She must have dry lips also as she keeps licking them! Maybe she’s thirsty too. Glad your nearly here as this bottle is half empty already

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By *ead certMan
over a year ago

shepherds bush

I'd love to babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Supern choice. I’m already glass down but I’ve ordered a second bottle. The lady across the room is giving me the eye so you may want to hurry

You sure she's not having a twitch? After all it must be very hot and dry with that fire on we are nearly there, so thirsty!

She must have dry lips also as she keeps licking them! Maybe she’s thirsty too. Glad your nearly here as this bottle is half empty already "

We're in.. I've just seen her. My mate wants to help her out shall we leave them alone and enjoy the rest of your bottle on our own?

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Supern choice. I’m already glass down but I’ve ordered a second bottle. The lady across the room is giving me the eye so you may want to hurry

You sure she's not having a twitch? After all it must be very hot and dry with that fire on we are nearly there, so thirsty!

She must have dry lips also as she keeps licking them! Maybe she’s thirsty too. Glad your nearly here as this bottle is half empty already

We're in.. I've just seen her. My mate wants to help her out shall we leave them alone and enjoy the rest of your bottle on our own? "

Sounds great to me. You smell really nice but you certainly shouldn’t have gone to so much effort you look stunning. How’s the champagne is it to your taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Supern choice. I’m already glass down but I’ve ordered a second bottle. The lady across the room is giving me the eye so you may want to hurry

You sure she's not having a twitch? After all it must be very hot and dry with that fire on we are nearly there, so thirsty!

She must have dry lips also as she keeps licking them! Maybe she’s thirsty too. Glad your nearly here as this bottle is half empty already

We're in.. I've just seen her. My mate wants to help her out shall we leave them alone and enjoy the rest of your bottle on our own?

Sounds great to me. You smell really nice but you certainly shouldn’t have gone to so much effort you look stunning. How’s the champagne is it to your taste? "

I always make an effort for someone special who deserves me bubbly is very tasty and those strawberries! Thank you. Although I can imagine them somewhere else and not in my glass

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Supern choice. I’m already glass down but I’ve ordered a second bottle. The lady across the room is giving me the eye so you may want to hurry

You sure she's not having a twitch? After all it must be very hot and dry with that fire on we are nearly there, so thirsty!

She must have dry lips also as she keeps licking them! Maybe she’s thirsty too. Glad your nearly here as this bottle is half empty already

We're in.. I've just seen her. My mate wants to help her out shall we leave them alone and enjoy the rest of your bottle on our own?

Sounds great to me. You smell really nice but you certainly shouldn’t have gone to so much effort you look stunning. How’s the champagne is it to your taste?

I always make an effort for someone special who deserves me bubbly is very tasty and those strawberries! Thank you. Although I can imagine them somewhere else and not in my glass"

Why thank you very much. I could certainly imagine those strawberries being used elsewhere too shall we take another bottle up to the room? Your friend seems to be having fun over there

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water "

Ooo sexy fresh smell that I’m a paco Reban black Xs man myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Ooo sexy fresh smell that I’m a paco Reban black Xs man myself "

Looks like my friend would like our company now

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Ooo sexy fresh smell that I’m a paco Reban black Xs man myself

Looks like my friend would like our company now "

Always room for another one but I always let the lady make the decision so you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Ooo sexy fresh smell that I’m a paco Reban black Xs man myself

Looks like my friend would like our company now

Always room for another one but I always let the lady make the decision so you choose?"

Lady chooses both of you I'll meet you guys upstairs, just gonna powder my nose

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Ooo sexy fresh smell that I’m a paco Reban black Xs man myself

Looks like my friend would like our company now

Always room for another one but I always let the lady make the decision so you choose?

Lady chooses both of you I'll meet you guys upstairs, just gonna powder my nose "

Well it’s room 69 coincidentally, first floor straight out the lift. I’ve left the door unlocked and we’ll be waiting in the room xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok well have you left yet? I’ve filled 3 glasses and the fire is hot so had to take my jumper up. I’ll be wearing a plain white shirt and chinos xx

Patience is a virtue I'll be wearing Davidoff's Cool Water

Ooo sexy fresh smell that I’m a paco Reban black Xs man myself

Looks like my friend would like our company now

Always room for another one but I always let the lady make the decision so you choose?

Lady chooses both of you I'll meet you guys upstairs, just gonna powder my nose

Well it’s room 69 coincidentally, first floor straight out the lift. I’ve left the door unlocked and we’ll be waiting in the room xx"

Not sure if we're allowed to carry on our flirting once I come in and shut the door

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

Maybe we should make this private then? Wouldn’t want to get disturbed would we? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe we should make this private then? Wouldn’t want to get disturbed would we? Xx"

Yes. We don't need extra company now

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m room 70! Could you please lower the noise? Trying to sleep here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhh... It's all so quiet... Shhhhh .. shhhh

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"I’m room 70! Could you please lower the noise? Trying to sleep here"

Sleeping at this time on a Friday night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m room 70! Could you please lower the noise? Trying to sleep here

Sleeping at this time on a Friday night?"

Quick nap before my meet! Please remind Jessica that I’m waiting for her.

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"I’m room 70! Could you please lower the noise? Trying to sleep here

Sleeping at this time on a Friday night?

Quick nap before my meet! Please remind Jessica that I’m waiting for her."

I will indeed. You’ve got some time yet think she’s going to need a nap herself soon though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where am I going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m room 70! Could you please lower the noise? Trying to sleep here

Sleeping at this time on a Friday night?

Quick nap before my meet! Please remind Jessica that I’m waiting for her.

I will indeed. You’ve got some time yet think she’s going to need a nap herself soon though "

Not to worry, some things shouldn’t be rushed. Take your time

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Where am I going? "

Nowhere sorry jess not unless you can untie yourself from the four post bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where am I going?

Nowhere sorry jess not unless you can untie yourself from the four post bed? "

Think I'll stay very comfy and cozy here indeed.. gotta love this massive bed!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Where am I going?

Nowhere sorry jess not unless you can untie yourself from the four post bed?

Think I'll stay very comfy and cozy here indeed.. gotta love this massive bed!"

I've got a massive bed too

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Where am I going?

Nowhere sorry jess not unless you can untie yourself from the four post bed?

Think I'll stay very comfy and cozy here indeed.. gotta love this massive bed!"

Not forgetting the items we’ve just got out the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where am I going?

Nowhere sorry jess not unless you can untie yourself from the four post bed?

Think I'll stay very comfy and cozy here indeed.. gotta love this massive bed!

Not forgetting the items we’ve just got out the fridge "

You mean you got it all out?

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Where am I going?

Nowhere sorry jess not unless you can untie yourself from the four post bed?

Think I'll stay very comfy and cozy here indeed.. gotta love this massive bed!

Not forgetting the items we’ve just got out the fridge

You mean you got it all out? "

Everything

You haven’t looked what’s under the bed yet have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where am I going?

Nowhere sorry jess not unless you can untie yourself from the four post bed?

Think I'll stay very comfy and cozy here indeed.. gotta love this massive bed!

Not forgetting the items we’ve just got out the fridge

You mean you got it all out?

Everything

You haven’t looked what’s under the bed yet have you "

There's a monster under the bed!

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present "

Hmm I wonder what that is

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present

Hmm I wonder what that is "

You’ll have to come and see xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present

Hmm I wonder what that is

You’ll have to come and see xx"

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present

Hmm I wonder what that is

You’ll have to come and see xx

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! "

And I know, I know, I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present

Hmm I wonder what that is

You’ll have to come and see xx

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

And I know, I know, I know "

I think he can’t hide it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I like it

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"I think I like it "

I can tell you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present

Hmm I wonder what that is

You’ll have to come and see xx

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

And I know, I know, I know

I think he can’t hide it either"

Where have you been? Or come from?

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present

Hmm I wonder what that is

You’ll have to come and see xx

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

And I know, I know, I know

Sleeping think he was tired

I think he can’t hide it either

Where have you been? Or come from? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I like it

I can tell you like it "

Do we have some more champagne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you escape to room 70? There’s no monster under this bed just me fully naked waiting for you with your present

Hmm I wonder what that is

You’ll have to come and see xx

I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it!

And I know, I know, I know

I think he can’t hide it either

Where have you been? Or come from? "

Been here waiting for my turn, but looks like I underestimated Chester’s stamina

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

It’s Jess’s massage she’s keeping me obeyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s Jess’s massage she’s keeping me obeyed "

Need more lotion.. and my glass is empty, too

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

There’s another bottle in the ice bucket but I’ve been told not to move. 3 bottles down I’m feeling a little tipsy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where should I pour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s another bottle in the ice bucket but I’ve been told not to move. 3 bottles down I’m feeling a little tipsy xx"

You think someone could help? To fill my glass?

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"There’s another bottle in the ice bucket but I’ve been told not to move. 3 bottles down I’m feeling a little tipsy xx

You think someone could help? To fill my glass? "

Well the waiter earlier certainly gave you the eye, or there’s room 70 if he’s awake?

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over a year ago


"There’s another bottle in the ice bucket but I’ve been told not to move. 3 bottles down I’m feeling a little tipsy xx

You think someone could help? To fill my glass?

Well the waiter earlier certainly gave you the eye, or there’s room 70 if he’s awake?"

Awake and licking! Oups, kicking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where should I pour?"

My glass, please. But my hands are moist from lotion, do you mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where should I pour?

My glass, please. But my hands are moist from lotion, do you mind? "

Not at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where should I pour?

My glass, please. But my hands are moist from lotion, do you mind?

Not at all!"

It's good to get on with neighbors, isn't it? You never know when you might need them

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Where should I pour?

My glass, please. But my hands are moist from lotion, do you mind?

Not at all!

It's good to get on with neighbors, isn't it? You never know when you might need them"

You certainly don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s another bottle in the ice bucket but I’ve been told not to move. 3 bottles down I’m feeling a little tipsy xx

You think someone could help? To fill my glass?

Well the waiter earlier certainly gave you the eye, or there’s room 70 if he’s awake?"

I need a little refreshment then I'm ready to be kisses senseless..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*kissed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some In your glass, some on your body: I’ll kiss off the latter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some In your glass, some on your body: I’ll kiss off the latter"

That feels much better now.. you came at the right time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some In your glass, some on your body: I’ll kiss off the latter

That feels much better now.. you came at the right time "

Never too early

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"*kissed... "

Calm down, take a sip of my drink o-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*kissed...

Calm down, take a sip of my drink o- "

Shhhhh, you are tipsy already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some In your glass, some on your body: I’ll kiss off the latter

That feels much better now.. you came at the right time

Never too early"

Proper gentleman.. where were we?

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"*kissed...

Calm down, take a sip of my drink o-

Shhhhh, you are tipsy already "

I can’t help it. You took to long looking under the bed and I needed a drink. Looks like there two of us for company now this evening xx

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

you called??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like bus has arrived!

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Looks like bus has arrived! "

Everyone seems to have found our hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some In your glass, some on your body: I’ll kiss off the latter

That feels much better now.. you came at the right time

Never too early

Proper gentleman.. where were we?"

I believe there was champagne running of your body, we wouldn’t want that to go to waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock, knock. Hello, room service here.

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over a year ago

Ah, it seems they've left the room ... and quite a mess ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a phone charger? Battery died. Thank you, Mr Room Service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some In your glass, some on your body: I’ll kiss off the latter

That feels much better now.. you came at the right time

Never too early

Proper gentleman.. where were we?

I believe there was champagne running of your body, we wouldn’t want that to go to waste"

Not wasting a single drop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like bus has arrived!

Everyone seems to have found our hotel "

Fab hotel it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a phone charger? Battery died. Thank you, Mr Room Service."

My pleasure. I didn't see you under the bed ... Ahem, would you like a robe to cover your nakedness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some In your glass, some on your body: I’ll kiss off the latter

That feels much better now.. you came at the right time

Never too early

Proper gentleman.. where were we?

I believe there was champagne running of your body, we wouldn’t want that to go to waste

Not wasting a single drop.. "

Some nectars cannot be wasted. They should be savoured slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, it seems they've left the room ... and quite a mess ..."

We are still here.. Not as loud though haha when massage is involved, gotta calm down and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some In your glass, some on your body: I’ll kiss off the latter

That feels much better now.. you came at the right time

Never too early

Proper gentleman.. where were we?

I believe there was champagne running of your body, we wouldn’t want that to go to waste

Not wasting a single drop..

Some nectars cannot be wasted. They should be savoured slowly "

Seems like my masseur nr.1 has nodded off now to be fair he had most of the champagne this evening..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer a massage service with the compliments of the hotel ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a massage service with the compliments of the hotel ..."

Yes, please. I need to recover before round 2

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

Sorry just had to go and get some more strawberries. Hotel said they would accommodate any request but apparently strawberries and cream for fun and sex isn’t a reasonable request

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over a year ago


"I can offer a massage service with the compliments of the hotel ...

Yes, please. I need to recover before round 2"

Of course sir, just make yourself comfortable ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer a massage service with the compliments of the hotel ...

Yes, please. I need to recover before round 2

Of course sir, just make yourself comfortable ..."

A little lower and a little firmer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How nice of you guys to let me have a little snooze

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"How nice of you guys to let me have a little snooze "

You’ll need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry just had to go and get some more strawberries. Hotel said they would accommodate any request but apparently strawberries and cream for fun and sex isn’t a reasonable request "

Next time don't mention the S word and just remind them of the compulsory 5 a day

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over a year ago


"I can offer a massage service with the compliments of the hotel ...

Yes, please. I need to recover before round 2

Of course sir, just make yourself comfortable ...

A little lower and a little firmer please"

Is that the right pressure sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How nice of you guys to let me have a little snooze "

I hope we aren't disturbing you madam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A word starting with S? Ummmm, let me think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sodomy comes to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex... That is what I spy tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How nice of you guys to let me have a little snooze

I hope we aren't disturbing you madam?"

Not at all. You guys carry on, I will keep quiet for a bit. Got a nice view haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oups! I may have skipped a beat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oups! I may have skipped a beat"

Seems your hotel massage service is now gone home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oups! I may have skipped a beat

Seems your hotel massage service is now gone home. "

ive got magic hands....

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester

You have a new masseuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oups! I may have skipped a beat

Seems your hotel massage service is now gone home. "

Service is really not up to standard! Who chose this hotel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oups! I may have skipped a beat

Seems your hotel massage service is now gone home.

Service is really not up to standard! Who chose this hotel?"

We will complain in the morning.. Not in the mood for that right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have a new masseuse "

How many?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have a new masseuse

How many? "

Only me...my touch is so light it will feel like tiny trickles of cold water

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Oups! I may have skipped a beat

Seems your hotel massage service is now gone home.

Service is really not up to standard! Who chose this hotel?"

Sorry about that, the company was what sold it to time for the evening so I couldn’t say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oups! I may have skipped a beat

Seems your hotel massage service is now gone home.

Service is really not up to standard! Who chose this hotel?

We will complain in the morning.. Not in the mood for that right now "

What are you in the mood for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oups! I may have skipped a beat

Seems your hotel massage service is now gone home.

Service is really not up to standard! Who chose this hotel?

Sorry about that, the company was what sold it to time for the evening so I couldn’t say no "

That you can’t be faulted on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have a new masseuse

How many? Only me...my touch is so light it will feel like tiny trickles of cold water "

I think it is not me who needs their massage job finished neighbour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oups! I may have skipped a beat

Seems your hotel massage service is now gone home.

Service is really not up to standard! Who chose this hotel?

We will complain in the morning.. Not in the mood for that right now

What are you in the mood for?"

Suprise me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tied and teased come to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbour?

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Tied and teased come to mind"

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

What’s going on in this filthy thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tied and teased come to mind

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating "

I thought it was round 2 or 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neighbour? "

Yes guy from room 70 had a massage done but masseur buggered off home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s going on in this filthy thread "

Filthy? Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neighbour?

Yes guy from room 70 had a massage done but masseur buggered off home "

Left me hanging and wanting!

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Tied and teased come to mind

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating

I thought it was round 2 or 3"

Jess has a way of keeping you coming back for more. We may have to book another night so can join in tomorrow following your disappointing massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tied and teased come to mind

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating

I thought it was round 2 or 3"

Who cares about numbers of rounds, we need a group hug first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neighbour?

Yes guy from room 70 had a massage done but masseur buggered off home

Left me hanging and wanting! "

Don't worry, it's all hanging here

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Tied and teased come to mind

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating

I thought it was round 2 or 3

Who cares about numbers of rounds, we need a group hug first "

Group hug for sure? What’s that a knock at the door? Jess shall we let him in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tied and teased come to mind

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating

I thought it was round 2 or 3

Jess has a way of keeping you coming back for more. We may have to book another night so can join in tomorrow following your disappointing massage "

We could sweat in spa section of the hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tied and teased come to mind

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating

I thought it was round 2 or 3

Who cares about numbers of rounds, we need a group hug first

Group hug for sure? What’s that a knock at the door? Jess shall we let him in?"

Who is it?

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Tied and teased come to mind

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating

I thought it was round 2 or 3

Who cares about numbers of rounds, we need a group hug first

Group hug for sure? What’s that a knock at the door? Jess shall we let him in?

Who is it?"

Next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tied and teased come to mind

That’s was foreplay now we’re sweating

I thought it was round 2 or 3

Who cares about numbers of rounds, we need a group hug first

Group hug for sure? What’s that a knock at the door? Jess shall we let him in?

Who is it?

Next door "

Left or right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neighbour?

Yes guy from room 70 had a massage done but masseur buggered off home "

Oh...I only do Sheila's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m ambidextrous! 2 very agile hands

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Neighbour?

Yes guy from room 70 had a massage done but masseur buggered off home Oh...I only do Sheila's "

Shame you’ve missed an enjoyable night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neighbour?

Yes guy from room 70 had a massage done but masseur buggered off home Oh...I only do Sheila's

Shame you’ve missed an enjoyable night "

Dam... I'm always a late cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet turned into a pumpkin but just about. Jess, Chester, it’s been a pleasure

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Not yet turned into a pumpkin but just about. Jess, Chester, it’s been a pleasure "

It has indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck in a dead end hotel in Perth I NEED some sexy banter please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuck in a dead end hotel in Perth I NEED some sexy banter please "
i used to live in Perth..Australia though.

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over a year ago


"Stuck in a dead end hotel in Perth I NEED some sexy banter please i used to live in Perth..Australia though. "

Helpful Very helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not yet turned into a pumpkin but just about. Jess, Chester, it’s been a pleasure "

Fab hotel is fun

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Not yet turned into a pumpkin but just about. Jess, Chester, it’s been a pleasure

Fab hotel is fun "

I’ll wake you for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not yet turned into a pumpkin but just about. Jess, Chester, it’s been a pleasure

Fab hotel is fun I’ll wake you for breakfast "

I'm hungry already

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Not yet turned into a pumpkin but just about. Jess, Chester, it’s been a pleasure

Fab hotel is fun I’ll wake you for breakfast

I'm hungry already "

I’ll see you then. Cappuccino no sugar

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"What’s going on in this filthy thread

Filthy? Never "

Well I think it could go that way quick with you around

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over a year ago


"Stuck in a dead end hotel in Perth I NEED some sexy banter please i used to live in Perth..Australia though.

Helpful Very helpful "

Well you are a guy, can't really help with the sexy chat aye? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granola please. Need energy for my morning exercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s going on in this filthy thread

Filthy? Never

Well I think it could go that way quick with you around "

On fab? Don't be silly

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"What’s going on in this filthy thread

Filthy? Never

Well I think it could go that way quick with you around

On fab? Don't be silly "

On or off fab

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over a year ago


"Granola please. Need energy for my morning exercise "

Best way to start the day. With breakfast, too.

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Granola please. Need energy for my morning exercise

Best way to start the day. With breakfast, too."

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s going on in this filthy thread

Filthy? Never

Well I think it could go that way quick with you around

On fab? Don't be silly

On or off fab "

Well you are welcome if you are a gentleman and can do massages

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"What’s going on in this filthy thread

Filthy? Never

Well I think it could go that way quick with you around

On fab? Don't be silly

On or off fab

Well you are welcome if you are a gentleman and can do massages "

I can do quite a good massage if I say so myself, could treat you to a nice bottle of wine to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s going on in this filthy thread

Filthy? Never

Well I think it could go that way quick with you around

On fab? Don't be silly

On or off fab

Well you are welcome if you are a gentleman and can do massages

I can do quite a good massage if I say so myself, could treat you to a nice bottle of wine to "

All of us? A few bottles, please

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Ohhhhhhhh you want a few do you???

I’ll get the oil for your massage.

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"What’s going on in this filthy thread

Filthy? Never

Well I think it could go that way quick with you around

On fab? Don't be silly

On or off fab

Well you are welcome if you are a gentleman and can do massages

I can do quite a good massage if I say so myself, could treat you to a nice bottle of wine to

All of us? A few bottles, please "

I’m game as Jess found out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we are all sorted for tomorrow... Or later today I should say after some sleep of course

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Think we are all sorted for tomorrow... Or later today I should say after some sleep of course"

Certainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhhhh you want a few do you???

I’ll get the oil for your massage."

Granola guy will appreciate some, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady needs her beauty sleep now all nicely satisfied catch you later

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By *017chesterlad OP   Man
over a year ago

chester


"Lady needs her beauty sleep now all nicely satisfied catch you later"

Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is my cappuccino?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring it in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll bring it in a minute"

Morning don't forget your granola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won’t. Just the coffee or would you like a croissant to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won’t. Just the coffee or would you like a croissant to?"

Oh go on then. Unless we got some fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is mango ok? We have litchees to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is mango ok? We have litchees to"

Yes mango is great, thanks. Did you sleep well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very well. I spent enough energy and relieved enough tension to ensure that.

Looking forward to a hot shower now and whatever the day brings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot beat the morning shower. Feel like a brand new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to erase the traces of last night’s filth to leave place for today’s. Want to share the shower with me?

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over a year ago


"Have to erase the traces of last night’s filth to leave place for today’s. Want to share the shower with me?"

Chester is still asleep. Sure he wouldn't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll try not to make you scream, we wouldn’t want to wake him up...just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll try not to make you scream, we wouldn’t want to wake him up...just yet"

He needs a good rest after last night. You sure my ass will fit in that shower with you in it?

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