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By *litterbabe OP   Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "
If you don't buy a ticket you can't win the raffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "
yw come again soon

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "

That’s one hell of a long profile, which bit is the most important and I’ll just skip to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a long read.

But I'm sure your a nice person all the same.

Take care

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

These "quick" rants are always big on promises aren't they

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "

Most of my messages are exactly like this. I've lost patience with replying politely, if they've ignored my profile then I'll respond with the same courtesy with their message.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"

I just wonder what they are thinking "

"fuck me that was a long read" more than likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck em

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By *litterbabe OP   Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Please note, in my forum post I am not asking for profile advice. It was intended to be a little rant, not criticism of my profile, which I am happy with, and I am fine with other people not bothering to read, I just wish they wouldn't message me if they don't want to read about me first and use the details I feel I have put in there to save them and myself time.

I know it's a long profile and that's why I did put in the beginning but if people find it too long then to have a great time on fab and skip to the next profile.

I realise that I truly am not for everybody and I'm completely ok with that.

Plus I have also divided into a shorter bit and then for people who want to know more more details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i press delete if they dont mach what i am after and no fucks given

but

if they are far away and a nice message etc i will say no thanks etc.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I get messages from unsuitable guys daily, my standard response is 'thanks for your message but if you'd of read my profile you'll know the answer to that'

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By *litterbabe OP   Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"I get messages from unsuitable guys daily, my standard response is 'thanks for your message but if you'd of read my profile you'll know the answer to that' "

That is a really good reply message.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "

My profile is around 10 lines long and people still don't read it properly.

I just delete and move on.

Consider it an aid to sifting messages.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I get messages from unsuitable guys daily, my standard response is 'thanks for your message but if you'd of read my profile you'll know the answer to that'

That is a really good reply message."

I've written it so often my phone's predictive text does it for me

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By *ariahCouple
over a year ago

Whitchurch


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


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I know it's a long profile and that's why I did put in the beginning but if people find it too long then to have a great time on fab and skip to the next profile.

I realise that I truly am not for everybody and I'm completely ok with that.

Plus I have also divided into a shorter bit and then for people who want to know more more details. "

There’s nothing wrong with having a long profile.

Likewise, if someone has an issue with what I have to say in mine, then there are plenty others they are free to skip to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please note, in my forum post I am not asking for profile advice. It was intended to be a little rant, not criticism of my profile, which I am happy with, and I am fine with other people not bothering to read, I just wish they wouldn't message me if they don't want to read about me first and use the details I feel I have put in there to save them and myself time.

I know it's a long profile and that's why I did put in the beginning but if people find it too long then to have a great time on fab and skip to the next profile.

I realise that I truly am not for everybody and I'm completely ok with that.

Plus I have also divided into a shorter bit and then for people who want to know more more details. "

and I would add that if they do not read your full profile or wish to read your full profile then why would you want to meet them in the first place.

Regardless of how long a profile is, if a person CBA to read it all then they don't deserve to even be considered for a meet with the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lie down with dogs you'll get up with fleas so u know x

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "

Your profile is really long

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! If you don't buy a ticket you can't win the raffle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get messages from unsuitable guys daily, my standard response is 'thanks for your message but if you'd of read my profile you'll know the answer to that' "

That is a template reply we are using more and more recently. Fucking mind numbing!

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By *rs PickWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

I totally get where the OP is coming from. Cock pics are soooo unattractive!! Plus reading seems NOT to happen. Also whats up with a 'Normal' conversation. Engage a womens brain and you can engage her body!!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "

Perhaps they are just generic mail chancers ... blanket mailing regardless of your requirements and needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha like your last line, that's funny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "

That rant wasn't just as quick as I was hoping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all need a good rant now n then. I get messaged from men and couples and I'm a blinking rug munched. Pffttt!!!

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

kells


"I totally get where the OP is coming from. Cock pics are soooo unattractive!! Plus reading seems NOT to happen. Also whats up with a 'Normal' conversation. Engage a womens brain and you can engage her body!! "

A normal conversation usually starts with a ‘hi, how are you?’ In everyday life.. in fab life the girl expect a poem or a speech in the first message, now that is not normal..

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By *lpha-and-FoxtrotCouple
over a year ago

Kettering


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "
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Get at least 4 of these most days. Even when asked if they are sure they've read it they still claim to have done when clearly they haven't. It's not even a long read!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

And breathe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't agree more...go girl..it's good to vent...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We actually got so fed up with it we started to reply RTFP

Read the f...ing profile..

Maybe it should catch on...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I send a message lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get me wrong.

I read profiles as how else am I supposed to know if I'm compatible

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By *litterbabe OP   Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Thank you so much everybody. It's so good to know I am not alone in this.

I really do feel better from my rant and your messages and they didn't actually expect that.

Much love (and lovin') to everybody.. Xx

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"We actually got so fed up with it we started to reply RTFP

Read the f...ing profile..

Maybe it should catch on...lol"

Oh -I always thought that stood for reply twice for pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people you refer to don't read at all, hence their unsuitability. A regular response of mine is "if you had taken the trouble to read my profile, you would see that...." I think having a long profile is a good filter in some ways, but frustrating in others!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just go straight too the boob pics then take my chance and see if I can blag it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We set up message filters, consequently we only get a few messages.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I just go straight too the boob pics then take my chance and see if I can blag it "

How's that workin out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just go straight too the boob pics then take my chance and see if I can blag it

How's that workin out?"
i ain't doing bad actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you so much everybody. It's so good to know I am not alone in this.

I really do feel better from my rant and your messages and they didn't actually expect that.

Much love (and lovin') to everybody.. Xx "

Never think your alone.

You'll be surprised how many people feel the way you do.

Take care of yourself x

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I just go straight too the boob pics then take my chance and see if I can blag it

How's that workin out? i ain't doing bad actually. "

Not at all shortsighted then -that plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get messages from unsuitable guys daily, my standard response is 'thanks for your message but if you'd of read my profile you'll know the answer to that' "

Far too nice - I used to be a sarcastic mare and ask them which bit they liked?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Glitterbabe

We have messaged and never met. You will not remember me. I have found you to be helpful, polite, courteous and charming. The reason I messaged you is because of your profile and not despite it.. you may be too young to remember the Porridge TV sitcom but one of Fletcher's lines was.. Don't let the Bas***ds grind you down...

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By *litterbabe OP   Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Glitterbabe

We have messaged and never met. You will not remember me. I have found you to be helpful, polite, courteous and charming. The reason I messaged you is because of your profile and not despite it.. you may be too young to remember the Porridge TV sitcom but one of Fletcher's lines was.. Don't let the Bas***ds grind you down...

"

Thank you so much. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get so many messages too where it's very obvious they haven't even glanced at my profile. I'm talking both men and couples.

They then get arsey when I reply saying they aren't what I'm looking for. If they'd read my profile first they would of already known that we weren't compatible.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Gizza shag

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen


"Grrrr

The people who message saying they read all your profile and feel you are perfectly matched, when clearly they haven't read your profile at all, as they are 200 miles away (and not even pretending to be closer), have nothing but cock pics to show, are out of your age range and also are married when you have asked specifically to stay away from those without permission to play outside.

Usually I can't see one thing we have even possibly in common and yet they think the stars are aligned for us to jump into bed together within the next day, even though I don't do that either.

I do just move on to the next message, but I just wonder what they are thinking. I facepalm so often on here that I'm going to get a permanent forehead bruise.

I feel better now, thanks for letting me get that out! "

We feel your pain.

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By *hyevernotMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Lots of people get cock struck and blinded! I may have been guilty of this at least once. Sorry to any I have offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with all the reading anyway we should all be having sex no? Lol

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Partly I think more than a few guys take a scattergun approach to messaging simply because the ratios on fab are so skewed and the response rates are so low. So they figure the best chance of success is to blitz as many profiles as possible as quickly as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people use copy and paste messages xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I take my time to read a profile first.

If I write a message in the hope of it going somewhere I will have looked to see if I am close to what they are after and, if it’s practical. My messages are always polite, and do not include cock pics!

Occasionally I have sent a complimentary message to a lady whose profile caught my eye, when I am not what they’re looking for or, as is often the case, they are the other side or end of the country. I expect nothing from those messages and they are sent genuinely.

Regardless, if a message is Read by the recipient, that’s a win. If they look at my profile, bonus. If I get a reply (a polite no thanks shouldn’t cause anyone a problem) then happy days. You get the idea...

The male brain and cock require blood to function. A lot of guys don’t have enough to use both at the same time!

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