FabSwingers.com forum: Worst expression

By *sRedbbw OP Woman
over a year ago

Amwythig

What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Roger you rigid"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exFactorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

No kissing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile "

What does it mean

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sRedbbw OP Woman
over a year ago

Amwythig

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile

What does it mean

It means what you think it does, get ya fanny out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you take a pounding..... why would a guy say that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Treat her with respect..."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Eat your pussy’.....errr no thanks!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Treat her with respect..."

"
defo a cringer

I heard the sentence: ‘who wants to lick my wifes minge?’ in a club once. She was not very impressed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile

What does it mean

It means what you think it does, get ya fanny out "

I was thinking more along the lines of a really thin penis

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I heard the sentence: ‘who wants to lick my wifes minge?’ in a club once. She was not very impressed. "

I imagine it would be awkward if there were no takers.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that into offers of being 'smashed' or 'ruined', although it depends who is saying it ha!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I want to destroy that pussy!’

Having heard that

I won’t be touching with you with a 10ft pole!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Frothing at the gash

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

One that disturbs me but equally makes me laugh is I once heard " show us yer axe wound"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'am sorry but years ago when shagging I was told to(in her accent) "poomp it fooking Arder"

the fact I was there for several days........it really just wanted me to pump n cum..on each day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile "

Genuinely saw that as the header on a guys profile once! Think he was moaning about not getting a meet too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these terms I've never heard of.

Get ya rat out? Wtf is that all about.

Sounds like boys having their first drink.

Good grief

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s24u!Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

Lamp it into me!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of these terms I've never heard of.

Get ya rat out? Wtf is that all about.

Sounds like boys having their first drink.

Good grief"

I thought I was just being prudish. I've not heard of most of them either

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lamp it into me! "

its ikea though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow there are some sayings I never heard of.

My least favourite is smash back doors, is a vile saying

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are so funny

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s24u!Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

I want you to have a mickey fit in my slit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s24u!Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Lamp it into me!

its ikea though"

Not even with an energy saver bulb!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy contacted me was polite at first then the usual I want to stick my cock right up to the chudd had to ask mr misty what it means he laughed his head off when I told him as he is from the north.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

A guy messaged and said he wanted to ‘tongue punch my fart box’ which was pretty unappealing

Mrs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile

What does it mean

"
rat....... Cock

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy messaged and said he wanted to ‘tongue punch my fart box’ which was pretty unappealing

Mrs "
now photoshop altogether different prospect

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illpottMan
over a year ago

bradford

I got a tune get your rat out it's class haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frothing at the gash

If the gash froths ... the gash needs a trip to the clinic

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruin me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice box

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some truly delightful turns of phrase here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Once had a guy loudly proclaim [read it with a broad Yorkshire accent]

"Am gunna shoot mi muck"

whilst he was fucking me...total passion killer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile "

Play, played or playing make my toes curl every time.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I know someone with get ya rat oot tattooed just above the pube line.

And yes HE was sober when he had it gone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lamp it into me! "

That would just make me laugh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Can you take a pounding..... why would a guy say that

"
gross!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to lick your starfish

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile

Play, played or playing make my toes curl every time."

Oh me too!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Bring out the blancmange

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's entitled

Oh and baaaaaaa

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile "
'Went through them like a steam train'

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went through her like a dodgy prawn curry.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Empty me out/empty my balls....eeeh...Just no.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andkCouple
over a year ago

Wisbech

Iam gonna fuck your arse till you shit, ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna milk your arse, I mean cmon we talking chocolate milk?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I wanna milk your arse, I mean cmon we talking chocolate milk? "

Nah -I only shit roses mate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanna get ya facefucked" funnily enough, no actually I don't

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *laytimetwoCouple
over a year ago

Staines

Oh can’t bear it up the fudge factory.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy recently asked if he could suck on my meaty piss flaps

No ta

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Iam gonna fuck your arse till you shit, ??"
Silver tongued devil that guy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/10/18 12:47:02]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to destroy her....

We have to ask, Why?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *laytimetwoCouple
over a year ago

Staines

"A guy recently asked if he could suck on my meaty piss flaps

No ta"

Could have been worse, could have your piss flaps are like tontos saddle bags

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I'm going to destroy her....

We have to ask, Why? "

Cause else she might tell the wife silly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your least favourite expression or term for getting it on/naked?

I'll start 'get yer rat out' it just sounds vile "

Never heard that ever

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to destroy her....

We have to ask, Why? "

Because that's what some people like?. Lexi

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had a guy loudly proclaim [read it with a broad Yorkshire accent]

"Am gunna shoot mi muck"

whilst he was fucking me...total passion killer"

I'm sorry but this one had my crying with laughter. I think it was the proclaim bit that did it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hump my Clunge" ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andWCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Luton

Worse one we've seen ... "give her a proper cunting" ... made even worse by the fact it was in a Facebook post by our son when he was 17

His ears were ringing for a week after the lengthy and loud bollocking his mum gave him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Once had a guy loudly proclaim [read it with a broad Yorkshire accent]

"Am gunna shoot mi muck"

whilst he was fucking me...total passion killer

I'm sorry but this one had my crying with laughter. I think it was the proclaim bit that did it

Worst thing was he and I were around 19yo at the time...where the hell he got that phrase from i dont want to know!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sRedbbw OP Woman
over a year ago

Amwythig

Blimey, this post took off!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll leave you dripping like a fucked freezer has to be one of the worse things I've ever heard. That was one of my mates to a girl on a night out safe to say he didn't get the response he was looking for as it was him left dripping when she poured her drink over him

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i remembered one.

'he bagged the bitch'

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ubmanMan
over a year ago

kent / se london

A d*unken friend to a woman he had been chatting up: "I've got a Porsche. Let's get revved up baby"

Surprisingly, it didn't get the desired response!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left her like roadkill

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted me to suck 'his thick rod'

made me cringe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *laytimetwoCouple
over a year ago

Staines

How did you know I love eating raw liver

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above! I know it's not a dating site - but where the fook has the art of seduction gone??? Do guys not realise that humiliating women doesn't generally turn them on? 'I wanna be balls deep in your clunge' butters no parsnips

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had a guy loudly proclaim [read it with a broad Yorkshire accent]

"Am gunna shoot mi muck"

whilst he was fucking me...total passion killer"

A guy messaged me saying he wanted to ‘chuck his muck’ in my mouth

What a dreadful expression

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red hole

Local euthanism for female that enjoys sex

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Banging, banged or bang!!”

In any sense.. ‘banged her/him’, ‘I can see them banging’ or even the old ‘I’d bang that

heard a few!! Hurts my ears my ears every time!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Too many to mention. Such a lot that I think are absolutely awful.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once had a guy loudly proclaim [read it with a broad Yorkshire accent]

"Am gunna shoot mi muck"

whilst he was fucking me...total passion killer"
I have heard in a broad South Yorkshire accent 'Ah that's me done' the moment he cum. No class

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I’m going to ruin you.

Urgh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who calls a fanny “she” or “her” hate that!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread