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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Being told it's actually 0840 not 0740 and why aren't I up!! Bloody clocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those bloody microwave packets that have the peel here buy on them but are impossible to peel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those bloody microwave packets that have the peel here bit on them but are impossible to peel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bread has mold on it two days I've had it, whats going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stickers on sinks etc that I’m expected to peel off when I install them that refuse to come off without a major fight

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

That key in my back, when someone turns that it winds me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People moving things I'm using at work. bugger off

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By * and BCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Being told it's actually 0840 not 0740 and why aren't I up!! Bloody clocks "

Think you put the clock the wrong way as they went back not forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A partner that wakes you up at silly o’clock on your only day off because he can’t find that one T-shirt out of hundreds.

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham

"Those bloody microwave packets that have the peel here bit on them but are impossible to peel"

This. Very much so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don’t keep left when driving. I respect your right to keep to the speed limit but lane hogging is against the law too.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

The other half removing the cushions I've neatly arranged so he can sit down...what's all that about?!!

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Cogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat opening doors by itself and leaving me cold at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who go out of their way just to correct you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently my Doberman, free to anyhome today If he carries on

MrsK x

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

People who say one thing and their actions say something else and then they change what they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight my cat proved she is a ninja.

I was cooking my dinner before the gp so I could sit down with it and watch the race.

I had fish and the cat was out.

I sat down with it and watched the racing,then out of the corner of my eye a black paw with claws extended reached out, grabbed the fish and sprinted out the cat flap.

Dinner was gone. I had to have a bowl of cornflakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say "Can I get?"

Yes, go & get it. FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that clearly have no clue what the Highway Code is and have never read it.....I mean how hard is it to navigate a round a bout???

Not knowing what Give way lines are,40mph does NOT mean 20,those blasted fools that stop on a main road to let people in from a side road,people that don't understand that if their side of the road is obstructed then they DO NOT have the right of way etc etc etc

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Being woke up on sofa by partner saying "u fell asleep"

Nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener"

Even worse when the tin opener you have doesn't work, some Ikea examples spring to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener

Even worse when the tin opener you have doesn't work, some Ikea examples spring to mind."

lol I agree, then you start stabbing the tin with a knife to try and open it..... that don't work either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday driver's in the fast lane of the m25 doing 60 mph max

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By *geing MusketeerMan
over a year ago

Cosham

"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener"

Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!

Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener

Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!

Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!"

I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener

Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!

Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!

I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me.. "

And there was me thinking I was the only one lol..... As for the Fray Bentos pie tins well that's like trying to get into a safe without the combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think that because I can’t accommodate that I’m lying about being single.

Although I would love to meet you, I don’t want you to meet my kids!!!

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By *geing MusketeerMan
over a year ago

Cosham

"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener

Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!

Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!

I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me..

And there was me thinking I was the only one lol..... As for the Fray Bentos pie tins well that's like trying to get into a safe without the combination

It is honestly easier finding a local couple willing to bend over for me...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters and noisy breathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener

Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!

Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!

I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me..

And there was me thinking I was the only one lol..... As for the Fray Bentos pie tins well that's like trying to get into a safe without the combination

It is honestly easier finding a local couple willing to bend over for me...lol "

That made me titter

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By *geing MusketeerMan
over a year ago

Cosham

"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener

Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!

Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!

I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me..

And there was me thinking I was the only one lol..... As for the Fray Bentos pie tins well that's like trying to get into a safe without the combination

It is honestly easier finding a local couple willing to bend over for me...lol

That made me titter

Well at least something is working

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

People that blame others for their own lack of success on Fab.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Tonight my cat proved she is a ninja.

I was cooking my dinner before the gp so I could sit down with it and watch the race.

I had fish and the cat was out.

I sat down with it and watched the racing,then out of the corner of my eye a black paw with claws extended reached out, grabbed the fish and sprinted out the cat flap.

Dinner was gone. I had to have a bowl of cornflakes.

I feel your pain. Mine does that, I cook 2 portions now. Another cat brings me presents at stupid o'clock and howls until I wake up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it rains and drives that dont stop to let pedestrians cross a road or indicate but dont turn yet you've stopped for them. Think like this you drivers have got a roof over your head is walker are getting wet. So be late and wait.

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

People who say bought when they mean brought and vice versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other half removing the cushions I've neatly arranged so he can sit down...what's all that about?!!

The fact that my ex put so many fucking cushions on the sofa there was hardly any room to sit down

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"The other half removing the cushions I've neatly arranged so he can sit down...what's all that about?!!

The fact that my ex put so many fucking cushions on the sofa there was hardly any room to sit down

Sigh...men...if I can fit my fat arse on the sofa with the cushions his slender one shouldn't be a problem. Don't get me started on how he treats my zill...I mean few pillows on the bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People changing lanes while driving and not indicating!!!! Grrrrrr

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

The fact that i set my alarm for 7 like normal, began making breakfast .... then remembered I'm in 2 hours later today as i went in early friday.... what a nob

Annoyed at my own stupidity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say one thing and their actions say something else and then they change what they say."

Classic

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

People who use the word pacific instead of specific

Omg I want to kill them!!

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Men who constantly upload cock pics on their profile .... day by day .... he got I unfriended .... I mean I get the general idea ... does it change on a daily basis

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Men who constantly upload cock pics on their profile .... day by day .... he got I unfriended .... I mean I get the general idea ... does it change on a daily basis

Ha ha they have to take it from 57 different angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say one thing and their actions say something else and then they change what they say."

This!!

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By *tirling DarkCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

"Men who constantly upload cock pics on their profile .... day by day .... he got I unfriended .... I mean I get the general idea ... does it change on a daily basis

And then they have to send you yet more when they contact you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't realise that my children come first and foremost in my life.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Men who constantly upload cock pics on their profile .... day by day .... he got I unfriended .... I mean I get the general idea ... does it change on a daily basis

And then they have to send you yet more when they contact you!"

Exactly

200 cock pics in different poses .... dear god !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few things get me! Wish is a series of events when trying to get out of the house quick so not late for work. I'm sure lots can relate but will start a list!

Getting out of a warm bed in the morning!

Then finding my clothes I placed in the spare room to get dressed into have been put away by other half, she fecking knows I put them in there so I don't disturb her getting them out as I get ready an hour and a half before she gets up! To then be moaned at for finding them in the bedroom! I can't go to work naked can I!

Once dressed in clothes picked out in the dark I go to bathroom and find I look like a fancy dress fool!

Then there's no toilet roll left, that will be the other two inconsiderate humans that are meant to make your life better, but at that moment I feel them being born was a punishment!

Then get out to see far is frozen solid so more time added on.

Get on m fucking 62 and it's a sea of red brake lights so that's fucked my morning right up (especially the cheeky fucker who thinks he can fit his car in the two inch gap between my bumper and the car in front, he didn't get let in!)

Get to work to find out I'm being sent to a different office nearer home so didn't have to do the m fucking 62! But now have to do it the other way in rush hour!

But got a bacon bagel and hot chocolate from MacDonalds and put classic fm on.

Not all bad though as when I get home dinners normally done and a hug from the two mini humans and a "love you dad and how was your day?" Makes things a bit ok!

Until next morning when groundhog day starts again

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

"People who go out of their way just to correct you "

Now you know that's not right don't you

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By * and BCouple
over a year ago

Durham

People who blatantly lie and are deceitful. Much better to be able to hold yr head high at all times than have to bow it and scurry off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't realise I come first because second is first last, cmon

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"People that clearly have no clue what the Highway Code is and have never read it.....I mean how hard is it to navigate a round a bout???

you forgot the horse riders, 2 abreast, who’s father owns all the roads"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex!!!!

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Sad men acting as women can we name as discovered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud chewers

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By *vwe-wiltsMan
over a year ago

Local

"Loud chewers

Nom Nom Nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud chewers

What about enthusiastic lickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noisy eaters and noisy breathers "

Can't blame people for being noisy when you got their cock like that

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By *vwe-wiltsMan
over a year ago

Local

"People who use the word pacific instead of specific

Omg I want to kill them!! "

I know that annoys met too. The two words are oceans apart

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Silly "what are you into" messages when it's clearly stated on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy racers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

people who say pantyhose and panties, when they mean tights and knickers.

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

"people who say pantyhose and panties, when they mean tights and knickers.

Totally with you in this! Lol

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"people who say pantyhose and panties, when they mean tights and knickers.

Most definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Previously on (insert programme here) “. I'm watching the 7th episode in a row, I know EXACTLY what happened previously. Stop wasting my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People addressing me as "darls".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say negative reinforcement when they mean positive punishment. Happens occasionally in films and on tv too and I have to switch off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say negative reinforcement when they mean positive punishment. Happens occasionally in films and on tv too and I have to switch off."
omg I'm with you on that and I'm not just saying that because you're a woman with great boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who dither at cash machines.

Jesus I could fill the website with my pet peeves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who squeeze the toothpaste in the middle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who constantly upload cock pics on their profile .... day by day .... he got I unfriended .... I mean I get the general idea ... does it change on a daily basis

And then they have to send you yet more when they contact you!

Exactly

200 cock pics in different poses .... dear god !!!"

There nothing better that a cock pic! Why else would so many men put them up? Besides as the most essential organ that a man possesses surely it's only right that he wants to share it's glory with the world? I mean, we do most of our thinking with it

I'm so proud of mine I had it stuffed, mounted and hung on the wall :D

Mike xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"People who dither at cash machines.

Jesus I could fill the website with my pet peeves. "

Oh and the ones that dither at the checkout.

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