FabSwingers.com forum: If you opened your own

By *atalie.. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit.

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over a year ago

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit. "
A Casino, double profits

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

A full walk through steaming showers, enough for a least six people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watersports area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A watersports area

Next to the showers obviously

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

A bed that’s inside a glass case in a lounge

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By *mrangerMan
over a year ago

exeter

Definately a time out step for the over enthusiastic

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A nice wet area, and a pole. More importantly, friendly staff who enforce the rules and uphold a friendly respectful culture of respect and not pestering people.

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

kabab shop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A full walk through steaming showers, enough for a least six people "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cleaning team.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Is this market research for your business plan?

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Is this market research for your business plan?"

Often wondered what it takes to open one

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By *atalie.. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Is this market research for your business plan?"

I wish, do you have the winning lottery numbers to hand

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Is this market research for your business plan?

I wish, do you have the winning lottery numbers to hand

I’ve just checked ours it’s a thumbs down again

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By *atalie.. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Is this market research for your business plan?

I wish, do you have the winning lottery numbers to hand

I’ve just checked ours it’s a thumbs down again "

Snap, I don't know why I bother sometimes but it's nice to dream

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Is this market research for your business plan?

I wish, do you have the winning lottery numbers to hand

I’ve just checked ours it’s a thumbs down again

Snap, I don't know why I bother sometimes but it's nice to dream

Of course something no one can take away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit. "
equal payment structure, as many facilities as possible in space provided accommodation of good quality on site, a dungeon and pool daytime opening, an organised structure of entry so it's not top heavy with couples women or men

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit. "

Minimum charge of 300 quid possibly for entire weekend. Free drinks, free buffet, free accommodation, classy venue.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Indoor and outdoor salt water pools. Sauna, steam rooms and hot tubs. Individual rooms with hot tubs, group rooms with hot tubs. Dungeon, themed rooms. Landscaped gardens. All in the style of a five star hotel.

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

lots of dark hidey holes and corners

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over a year ago

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By *parklesueTV/TS
over a year ago

Middleton

More importantly Nat what or who would you want to put in it xxx

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By *atalie.. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

"More importantly Nat what or who would you want to put in it xxx

A sploshing room, I love a good sploshing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bed that’s inside a glass case in a lounge "

Oooooh - I like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit.

Minimum charge of 300 quid possibly for entire weekend. Free drinks, free buffet, free accommodation, classy venue. "

Keep the riff raff out eh Clem

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit.

Minimum charge of 300 quid possibly for entire weekend. Free drinks, free buffet, free accommodation, classy venue.

Keep the riff raff out eh Clem

Absolutely. But also make more of an occasion of it, rather than somewhere to go after the pub. Make it a weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit. A Casino, double profits

Bandits

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit.

Minimum charge of 300 quid possibly for entire weekend. Free drinks, free buffet, free accommodation, classy venue.

Keep the riff raff out eh Clem

Absolutely. But also make more of an occasion of it, rather than somewhere to go after the pub. Make it a weekend. "

And some nuns outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the sign inside the door.

'all in this place shall be treated as equal. including single males'

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Air conditioning.

Secure parking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way mirrors so u could watch yourself fuck and others could watch from outside without intruding and you would not be so aware they were watching

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By *edonism3Couple
over a year ago

Lytham

Copy some of features of the European clubs Acanthus or Fun 4 Two which are on a different level of quality and exclusivity.

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By *ternal OptimistMan
over a year ago

London

A room where cameras are allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indoor and outdoor salt water pools. Sauna, steam rooms and hot tubs. Individual rooms with hot tubs, group rooms with hot tubs. Dungeon, themed rooms. Landscaped gardens. All in the style of a five star hotel. "

don't forget to open it all day everyday with overnite accom and camping facilitys

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A nice wet area, and a pole. More importantly, friendly staff who enforce the rules and uphold a friendly respectful culture of respect and not pestering people. "

That sounds like Jaydees.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"the sign inside the door.

'all in this place shall be treated as equal. including single males'"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A full walk through steaming showers, enough for a least six people "
with glory holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spa facilities for both men and women, with a nice salon to get wax / beauty treatment before play.

Some kind of cheese toastie and bacon butty outlet for after

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Even walking surfaces and if must stairs that can be easily managed for ladies who walk like bambi on ice in heels before they've had a drink!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A ball pit, a climbing frame with ropes and some toys for us guys.

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over a year ago

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By *kbloke_11Man
over a year ago

Hockley

A really good DJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come to yours. Are there four poster beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the sound of this a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More importantly Nat what or who would you want to put in it xxx

A sploshing room, I love a good sploshing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proper public telephone box (the red ones) there are very few of them left. They used to be great places to be naughty in. I haven't come across one, or in one, for years.

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

mmmmmmm pay as you enter gangbang.....pay enjoy and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-D"

All those tubs! It sounds more like a sea-life park

But I do 300% go with the country house hotel idea. No make that 500%!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the well oiled men and scantily glad women. Hot tubs, mirror rooms, dungeon and complementary champagne on arrival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the well oiled men and scantily glad women. Hot tubs, mirror rooms, dungeon and complementary champagne on arrival

Yes please!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Air conditioning, classy decor not tacky and a fantastic team of cleaners and staff

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By *ombull15Man
over a year ago

essex

Hot tubs big circular bed s and the glory hole thungs you see where the lady has her bitten half exposed to be fucked think that be great

And a dungeon

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

A tube station carriage and a train carriage a bus, to do the public transport fets!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

And also a fake taxi.

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Make it classy and clean

Huge hot tubs

Dungeons

Dark room

glory holes into the couples room so couples can remain couples only but have option if they want

Good social n dance area

Swimming pool

Lots different play rooms for variety

Grope box

Female glory hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And also a fake taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even walking surfaces and if must stairs that can be easily managed for ladies who walk like bambi on ice in heels before they've had a drink! "

I can never see why any woman would wear heels she can’t walk in unless she’s already in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A queening chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think decorated tastefully. Air conditioning for each room that you can control your self. Plenty lockable play rooms. Lots of clean toilets and lots of showers with a moveable hose so ladies can rinse underneath.

A good dungeon and a few smaller dungeon rooms for private play. A stock of sterilised toys for use in dungeon that you can maybe hire for the evening - paddles, floggers etc

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

I would have it totally vanilla, separate rooms, no bar and rates per night for the rooms. Oh hang on that's a travel lodge..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A place for all to be themselves. A maze of rooms and dim walkways. Gloryholes and a dark room. A damned good sauna and wetroom. Always good points.

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

Please can you open soon, sounds perfect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Air conditioning, classy decor not tacky and a fantastic team of cleaners and staff

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oh and can I have Scarlettx as the hostess with the mostest to take me around please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bed that’s inside a glass case in a lounge "

Slowly rotating.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"A bed that’s inside a glass case in a lounge

Slowly rotating."

Surely -that would just flip them off (kebab shop style)

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Copy some of features of the European clubs Acanthus or Fun 4 Two which are on a different level of quality and exclusivity.

Agreed. Add ‘Les Chandelles’ to this list.

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Me "

Best answer!

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By *offee with MilkCouple
over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

A dark fumble room, where for safety and health since nobody can see anyone else, soft play only is allowed.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Air conditioning, classy decor not tacky and a fantastic team of cleaners and staff

oh and can I have Scarlettx as the hostess with the mostest to take me around please "

Haha I could do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Air conditioning, classy decor not tacky and a fantastic team of cleaners and staff

oh and can I have Scarlettx as the hostess with the mostest to take me around please

Haha I could do that

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Hey maybe we could open a club together with carlsberg as financial backing and it would definitely be the best swinging club ever

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Many of the above but can I just add an open policy regardless of sexuality and no tolerance for anyone that objects to it

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Fetters equipped dungeon, different themed and ventilated lockable private rooms, orgy room with a solid base (not a few mattresses slung together), classic and sleek design (most clubs have hideously dated interior design or non at all), light up dancefloor, a bouncy castle, inappropriate behavior monitors, a cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothing & toy corner all bank cards taken and reduced rates for cash

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit. "

Cake

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Phone amnesty as you walk in, not when you go upstairs to get changed.

Air con.

Dental dams and female condoms as standard, not just ordinary condoms.

Wristbands indicating play choices.

Towels that are either gleaming white, or coloured .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough myself and L were chatting about the things you could do with your own club last night.

One thing i would definitely do is have more variety on the theme nights. Yes we know, it's October so everywhere has to do ghouls and ghosts. But what about something new. Preferably something that can bring people into actual conversation.

Like for example a games night. Get a few tables and some playing cards, maybe cards against humanity and pictionary. Like a retro thing. Strip poker etc. It sounds tame but it would get people actually talking and I guarantee that's the way to see more play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr and Myself thought about this the other night too , but first was whats the best venue! We opted for an old Church or Chapel thats out the way and where neighbours dont complain

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By *linkyMalinkyWoman
over a year ago

South Somerset

Attractive people. That was definitely lacking in my one and only club experience.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"Is this market research for your business plan?"

Snap.

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

More clubs def needed in Essex and southeast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attractive people. That was definitely lacking in my one and only club experience."

It made me laugh that....

But you could say that about Fab, bear in mind, we're still on here though.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fantasy island with add ons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sybian for the ladies. Quite a substantial outlay, but charge say a fiver for 10 minutes and I reckon you could make your money back in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For us a cpls only club would ensure we visit often but we know that won’t ever happen because of financial reasons lol

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By *oon cloudCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mirrored ceilings for a start...

And didn't Angelina Jolie have a 'playroom' with Velcro walls and ceilings so that they could wear Velcro costumes for gravity free sex? That would certainly be a 'unique selling point'!

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By *orn_To_PerformCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Decor is a key - it needs to be stylish and enticing. Decent bathroom facilities are essential (and sadly lacking in most clubs). If there is a DJ playing constant drum n bass, then some rooms with good sound-proofing. Not keen on hot tubs - most turn into human soup be the end of an evening (yuk!!) Themed rooms, dungeons, public and private spaces.. Lots of variety. A club should be erotic and exciting. Breeze block walls with a few rubber mattresses just doesn’t cut it for us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sybian for the ladies. Quite a substantial outlay, but charge say a fiver for 10 minutes and I reckon you could make your money back in no time

They have one for free in the attic. I didn't actually rate it

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

"A bed that’s inside a glass case in a lounge

Slowly rotating.

Surely -that would just flip them off (kebab shop style)"
haven't we all been tossed off in a club at least once?

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

Ok, here goes.

Wet play area with adjacent showers - big mains fed showers with overhead fittings.

A fully equipped dungeon with sofas / armchairs.

A choice of music in rooms.

Cheesy chips.

Chill out space.

A sugar daddy to pay the bills.

Old fashioned men's toilet as a cottage style okay space.

Gender neutral toilets and changing spaces with privacy for those which want it.

An outdoor area with stables and orchard and a maze.

A handy local asda for pre and post play shopping.

Did we mention cheesy chips?

An old bus or coach as playspace....

Is it too much to ask?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"A bed that’s inside a glass case in a lounge

Slowly rotating.

Surely -that would just flip them off (kebab shop style)haven't we all been tossed off in a club at least once?"

Now you're flyin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upside down pinapples and pampas grass

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Well providing I was open all day, good catering. We love to spend all day in a popular West Midlands club and love we don't have put our clothes back on to leave just to get a good meal.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Oh an the use of a child day care centre close by with cheap rates for members would be very handy for us parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I like the changing in a private space facility (as mentioned above)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I like the changing in a private space facility (as mentioned above) "
you just love people seeing you naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gym as there is nothing better than seeing hot women in workout clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I like the changing in a private space facility (as mentioned above) you just love people seeing you naked "

Hate that the most!

I always dress up for the occasion..

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By *hoenix CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northallerton

Think the location would be the biggest thing to consider. Somewhere secluded and perhaps with a multi function. Perhaps a remote-ish farm with a dedicated comfortable barn. Also a large barn where cars can park for dogging or maybe like an American drive in movie place.

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit. "

Take a leaf out of some of the Euro clubs book.

We visited a club in Belgium, 80euro a couple, all drinks and food included, they had a separate restaurant with an impressive buffet, proper food not the brits idea of a buffet. Dj playing good music, the place was packed and apparently is every weekend.

It put our clubs to shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large bdsm dungeon area to cater for the kinky amongst us x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ladies glory hole. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ladies glory hole. .."

Costa Coffee.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"A ladies glory hole. ..

Costa Coffee. "

Good call

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit. "

Swings!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

A big telly, with sky sports on.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

An upstairs room with glass floor above the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy, a pool table

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Easy, a pool table "

9 ball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy, a pool table

9 ball?"

Depends on what the lady wants????

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

A sign stating this is a sex club for sex not chatting or drinking.

By entering it means you will have sex with males or females depending on what your enter as, at the door fee. Or leave the premises.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Easy, a pool table

9 ball?

Depends on what the lady wants????"

I'd include a room with about a dozen snooker tables, there'd be a cheap bar selling chips and burgers, oh and you'd be allowed to smoke. There might also be a dart board.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"A sign stating this is a sex club for sex not chatting or drinking.

By entering it means you will have sex with males or females depending on what your enter as, at the door fee. Or leave the premises."

Jeez! Alright Adolf!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Funnily enough myself and L were chatting about the things you could do with your own club last night.

Games night is a really good idea, I think there should be more creative activities that encourage everyone to interact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sign stating this is a sex club for sex not chatting or drinking.

By entering it means you will have sex with males or females depending on what your enter as, at the door fee. Or leave the premises."

ha ha , most do but i guess none of them with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea never been to one lol x

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"A big telly, with sky sports on."

Now we are talking !

I could be sat there having a Costa coffee watching the football

That would be perfect , as long as no fucker comes along and expects me to stop watching while they suck my dick I’ll be happy

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

Do swingers clubs have to be licensed? Not as in alcohol, but in any other way? Just wondering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bouncy castle

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Hypothetical question just don’t work for me..sorry op

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By *ojoTV/TS
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Swingers club, what would you put in it (apart from people for the sarcastic crew

) that would make customers want to come and visit. A Casino, double profits

Bandits

Mexican?

Viva Zapata!!

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

We would love to open a Cuckold club in Spain, Cucks only being allowed to remain in the downstairs rooms while hotwives and bulls are the only guests allowed on the upper level.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"We would love to open a Cuckold club in Spain, Cucks only being allowed to remain in the downstairs rooms while hotwives and bulls are the only guests allowed on the upper level."

If i can't watch, i might as well stay at home.

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By *atalie.. OP Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Hypothetical question just don’t work for me..sorry op

I'm sorry you have no imagination. And I posted the question because hopefully all the clubs that are listed on here might read this and implement some of the ideas for their club.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Most clubs have lots of single men wondering around not being laid. And feeling fed up. So i think the sky sports and pub games could really work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Restrict people to 2 visits per month maximum to encourage an all inclusive atmosphere and no clique, something that’s sadly missing in most clubs at the moment, no alcoholic drinks served after 11pm, to cut down on the d*unks and to encourage play.

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"Think the location would be the biggest thing to consider. Somewhere secluded and perhaps with a multi function. Perhaps a remote-ish farm with a dedicated comfortable barn. Also a large barn where cars can park for dogging or maybe like an American drive in movie place. "

I’ve often thought about a special legal dogging car park people pay on gate and know what’s what when inside so no risk of police or vanila upsets

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"Easy, a pool table

9 ball?

Depends on what the lady wants????"

9 is an odd number surely easier to find her 8 or 10 balls

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Also think a big thing would be lots of cheap clean and warm over night accommodation so people can go drink and stay over night because Most clubs are either a long drive away or people don’t like idea of eating cabs to hotels from swingers clubs!

We stay in motor home in car park for some but it limits where we go and if could just drive car and stay for reasssmble cost it would allow us to go further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More importantly Nat what or who would you want to put in it xxx

A sploshing room, I love a good sploshing

I’ve never done the club thing but that would motivate me.

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By *oon cloudCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ours would have a lot of the above, plus an ice cream and cake parlour. With in-house baker for that extra freshness. How else would we refuel our energy levels throughout the night?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also arrange once a month an Invitation only weekend orgy where you could stay overnight and sleep or play

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A sign stating this is a sex club for sex not chatting or drinking.

By entering it means you will have sex with males or females depending on what your enter as, at the door fee. Or leave the premises."

Ah right so if you enter said club and there is no one there you fancy you HAVE to fuck the best of the worst because the rules of the club tell you to

Yeah that will work Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boatload of them plug in air fresheners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sign stating this is a sex club for sex not chatting or drinking.

By entering it means you will have sex with males or females depending on what your enter as, at the door fee. Or leave the premises.

Ah right so if you enter said club and there is no one there you fancy you HAVE to fuck the best of the worst because the rules of the club tell you to

Yeah that will work Pmsl

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maybe he should wear a blindfold then he wouldn't be able to see what the best of the rest looked like lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Some tranny fluffers, to help the men who get stage fright.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A bed that’s inside a glass case in a lounge "

Wouldn’t the glass steam up defeating the object?

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A sign stating this is a sex club for sex not chatting or drinking.

By entering it means you will have sex with males or females depending on what your enter as, at the door fee. Or leave the premises.

Ah right so if you enter said club and there is no one there you fancy you HAVE to fuck the best of the worst because the rules of the club tell you to

Yeah that will work Pmsl

maybe he should wear a blindfold then he wouldn't be able to see what the best of the rest looked like lol"

Good idea !!! And god forbid you are thirsty of want to say hello cos no drinking or chatting !!

Hang coat up , cock out and then cock in

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sign stating this is a sex club for sex not chatting or drinking.

By entering it means you will have sex with males or females depending on what your enter as, at the door fee. Or leave the premises.

Ah right so if you enter said club and there is no one there you fancy you HAVE to fuck the best of the worst because the rules of the club tell you to

Yeah that will work Pmsl

maybe he should wear a blindfold then he wouldn't be able to see what the best of the rest looked like lol

Good idea !!! And god forbid you are thirsty of want to say hello cos no drinking or chatting !!

Hang coat up , cock out and then cock in

Pmsl

"
maybe he should just bring his own glory hole in a box lol

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