FabSwingers.com forum: Gutted....

By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Sent mail to a guy telling him how sexy his pics were and went into great detail about what i wanted to do to him...and I mean GREAT detail (enough to put him off his dinner) I mean, cmon...EVERYONE loves mail like that!!!!!

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut...some folk...no manners...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope it was a really up close pussy pic.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am sure I'll love it hehheheehe x

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Hope it was a really up close pussy pic.....

Sure was!!

As i am incapable of taking a pic any further away than my own arm length!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope it was a really up close pussy pic.....

Sure was!!

As i am incapable of taking a pic any further away than my own arm length!!!

Oh there my fav!!.....Did you hold a tv remote up next to your pussy to show it's size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope it was a really up close pussy pic.....

Sure was!!

As i am incapable of taking a pic any further away than my own arm length!!!

I have a strapon cockcam....

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By *r OreoMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Maybe he couldnt read???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

your such a timewaster

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Hope it was a really up close pussy pic.....

Sure was!!

As i am incapable of taking a pic any further away than my own arm length!!!

Oh there my fav!!.....Did you hold a tv remote up next to your pussy to show it's size

Nah!!! I just send a pic of the scuba mask they would have to wear

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

love it

your such a timewaster

lol

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Maybe he couldnt read???"

Oh I never thought of that!!

You think I should mail him again with my number and email address an tell him how horny I am hope against all hope he is horny RIGHT NOW and will chat to me??

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

damn...you forgot the obligitory sky remote/ Lynx can so he could use it as a size guide to compare your pussy lol

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Sent mail to a guy telling him how sexy his pics were and went into great detail about what i wanted to do to him...and I mean GREAT detail (enough to put him off his dinner) I mean, cmon...EVERYONE loves mail like that!!!!!

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

well no i dont think he's rude at all

guys get moaned at for taken no notice

of fems an cpls profiles an going ahead

an emailing anyway so wats good for us

is good for him

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Better run out tomorrow and get myself some large comparison items

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

Maybe your profile scared him off sugar plum,

xxx

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Maybe he saw your pussy pic and thought I'm way too big ...( he is a bloke after all, and we re all massive.)

Or he might just be stunned into silence having received a message ,, as it seems most guys don't get any..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aaaarrrrrggggghhhh

we put the lynx can in the recycling !!

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

lol....

Some are getting it...

Others? Well, going over their heads

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ahhhh but did you not then check your sent messages every 5 secs and mailed him again and again to tell him your still interested?? just encase they missed the first mail or were confused by it or thought they had already replied and hadnt ??pmsl !! i mean everyone loves a tryer ....or so i keep being told ...

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Im thinking maybe wait a couple days, change my main profile pic and try again?

he will never know its me again lol

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By *obAndDianaxCouple
over a year ago

london lee

love to get that kind of mail.dont think i will

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Maybe he saw your pussy pic and thought I'm way too big ...( he is a bloke after all, and we re all massive.)

Or he might just be stunned into silence having received a message ,, as it seems most guys don't get any..

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

"Im thinking maybe wait a couple days, change my main profile pic and try again?

he will never know its me again lol"

don't forget to change your username too!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Hope it was a really up close pussy pic.....

Sure was!!

As i am incapable of taking a pic any further away than my own arm length!!!

Did you take the tampon out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Did you take the tampon out

Dont go there - some guy thought my piercing was a " String " !! x

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

ooooooh....... i see what ya did there!!!

only after attempt 3 though.....brains not functioning!!!

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

" Did you take the tampon out

Dont go there - some guy thought my piercing was a " String " !! x

LMAO!!!

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

ooooooh....... i see what ya did there!!!

only after attempt 3 though.....brains not functioning!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

ooooooh....... i see what ya did there!!!

only after attempt 3 though.....brains not functioning!!!

Fabio come on such a short post for you xx

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By *oournsMan
over a year ago

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

OP be careful there will be death threats soon enough!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

it was obviously too long winded and contained words of more than one syllable. Next time try the following phrase, should have them dropping everything including their kecks to meet ye.

Want tae fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it was obviously too long winded and contained words of more than one syllable. Next time try the following phrase, should have them dropping everything including their kecks to meet ye.

Want tae fuck?

Or the equally succinct and precise

geesa shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

I'm upset, u never messaged me, and I always reply!

Mind u, the 2nd word would probably be "off"

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Oh there my fav!!.....Did you hold a tv remote up next to your pussy to show it's size

I though the trick was to shove it in there ................... sideways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there my fav!!.....Did you hold a tv remote up next to your pussy to show it's size

I though the trick was to shove it in there ................... sideways"

youch

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By *amba2Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I would reply to you. Maybe he is shy. I know when I am in Glasgow, which is on the 11,18 and 25/01/12, I would not mind mail from you.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cut and paste the message and send it again a week after the first one. That should do the trick!!! Or you could bombard him with winks and friend requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Did you take the tampon out

Dont go there - some guy thought my piercing was a " String " !! x

Just spat my tea out at that!!! Priceless.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

This thread gave me a good chuckle this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

well i think you should start a thread moaning about your lack of reply

maybe ask what people think of your pics and ask for help writing a profile while you're at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fairplay to him. too many weaklings onhere.

lets take the power back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just goes to show that not all men are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread!! Made me chuckle alot reading the people who don't get sarcasm!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

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just maybe he was not real and a woman , lol xx you never know you get men playing at being woman here so a woman could play being a man , lol and a fake ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you put many words in your message!

Did you use the magic sentence?

"I am horny fancy a shag"

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Love this thread!! Made me chuckle alot reading the people who don't get sarcasm!!

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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Even though I took no notice of his profile and didnt fit into his "preferences" I just knew that once I showed him a pic of my pussy he would change his mind and want to meet me....

He never even replied with a "No Thanx"..

How rude!!!!!!

well i think you should start a thread moaning about your lack of reply

maybe ask what people think of your pics and ask for help writing a profile while you're at it

LOL yeah!

Can just see the replys!!!!!

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

Welcome to a single guy's works, OP!

Maybe you caught him on a wrong day.

And no, men do choose to reply or not and it doesn't mean he is actually a woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this thread!! Made me chuckle alot reading the people who don't get sarcasm!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

No no no! Always wink and friend request before any message. Doesn't matter if he's put in his profile he doesn't respond to winks and friend requests, he's only playing hard to get! You should be able to wank over his pics without actually having to think of a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there my fav!!.....Did you hold a tv remote up next to your pussy to show it's size

I though the trick was to shove it in there ................... sideways"

Yep I have a few like that in my privte gallery......They are very classy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love this thread!! Made me chuckle alot reading the people who don't get sarcasm!!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Put the wrong name in the message that you copy and paste!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im thinking maybe wait a couple days, change my main profile pic and try again?

he will never know its me again lol"

Or delete your profile and come back as a newbie, all shy and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you called him babe and hun in the message!

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By *issdWoman
over a year ago

hull

perhaps he not only had no manners couldnt swin either lolxx

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