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By *anger mouse and Emma OP   Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

Has there ever been any charity sex auctions, now that could be fun.

Who would volunteer to be part of the auction?

Don't think I'm going to offend anyone with this post and if I do, very sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd save up my pennies to bid for sexy men.

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By *teveukkentMan
over a year ago

Local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would be open for a charity sex auction - depending on the charity obviously lol

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma! "

And all proceeds will go to the "Forum Virgins without a Clue Fund"

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d be the eBay equivalent of a 99p start, no reserve and still be relisted for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma! "
6 tunnocks tea cakes and 27.50 is my bid for the Emma date

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I’d be the eBay equivalent of a 99p start, no reserve and still be relisted for weeks

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When it's then turned into a "Make an offer" item.

Or I'll be snapped up by a serial killer...

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma! 6 tunnocks tea cakes and 27.50 is my bid for the Emma date "

£3 would have sealed the deal -but then again, at this rate this auction will be ending up costing more than a shredded banksy painting too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh blimey I’d spend a fortune!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Oh blimey I’d spend a fortune! "

Meet me out back an I'll sort you a cheap deal -know what I mean luv

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

think I’d offer my services up at a sex auction haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think I’d offer my services up at a sex auction haha "

Now are you sure. Perhaps you should have a little about it before you decide.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"think I’d offer my services up at a sex auction haha "

Good -auctioneer it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd shag one or two celebs for charity !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean if its to raise money for a good cause.. then why not

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I'd shag one or two celebs for charity !"

Shane McGowan and who else?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"think I’d offer my services up at a sex auction haha

Now are you sure. Perhaps you should have a little about it before you decide. "

I like your reverse psychology bit there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think I’d offer my services up at a sex auction haha

Now are you sure. Perhaps you should have a little about it before you decide.

I like your reverse psychology bit there"

That meant to say a little think about it

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"think I’d offer my services up at a sex auction haha

Now are you sure. Perhaps you should have a little about it before you decide.

I like your reverse psychology bit there

That meant to say a little think about it "

Either way -my comment still stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What items are actually being put up for auction ?? I'm keen to bid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma! "

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma! 6 tunnocks tea cakes and 27.50 is my bid for the Emma date "

That’s a bit of a jump in price! We’re not that rich in the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

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oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Being boringly sensible and answering the original question.

This might be fun in a club. The "items" for auction could be specific acts by a particular person (delivery on the night, or money back).

All money raised to go to Children In Need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I’m in. Pay me 50 quid and I’ll let your wife suck me off. That’s how it works isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charity sex auctions happen regularly on street corners up and down the country. You could make a lot of money if you want

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

I'll be one of those Wishdotcom just pay postage items , the Mrs will be much much more sought after however, pure gold she is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in as long as I’m allowed to choose who’s allowed to bid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d definitely put myself up for auction

Wouldn’t be the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid "

You bid on Emma I'm bidding on her hubby

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I'll be one of those Wishdotcom just pay postage items , the Mrs will be much much more sought after however, pure gold she is. "

You promised to swap your Mrs for my Mrs though!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid

You bid on Emma I'm bidding on her hubby "

You can have me instead just for the angel cake.

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP   Couple
over a year ago

Honiton


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid

You bid on Emma I'm bidding on her hubby "

I would put the bloody money in the tin myself to get you Mrs sexy 555. I stinking wish, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably would owe the buyer money lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d probably would owe the buyer money lol

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Awww id give £1.50 and a Packet of buttons to give you a chest rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d probably would owe the buyer money lol

Awww id give £1.50 and a Packet of buttons to give you a chest rub "

Make it a curly whurly and we’re in business

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid

You bid on Emma I'm bidding on her hubby "
apologies

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

And now the one you have all been waiting for

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

Haha okay I’ll rephrase that An say yeah I’m game for that. You gonna a bargain buy section lol

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP   Couple
over a year ago

Honiton

I love this thread please keep it going, I'm crying with laughter at these. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right !!! I'm bidding 50 quid, what's on offer ??

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Right !!! I'm bidding 50 quid, what's on offer ?? "

I hope that’s not your final offer because you’re gonna end up with someone uglier than I am

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Don’t hesitate participate

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Right !!! I'm bidding 50 quid, what's on offer ?? "

I’m your financial adviser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right !!! I'm bidding 50 quid, what's on offer ??

I hope that’s not your final offer because you’re gonna end up with someone uglier than I am "
there are noooooooo ugly people here

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"I'll be one of those Wishdotcom just pay postage items , the Mrs will be much much more sought after however, pure gold she is.

You promised to swap your Mrs for my Mrs though! "
So I did

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Ok how much do we need to make a joint bid for Vik from Kinkycream and Emma or is it buy one get one free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok how much do we need to make a joint bid for Vik from Kinkycream and Emma or is it buy one get one free? "
I'm happy to bid with you and come along and watch

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Ask and you shall receive

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By *afun2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Why would you need to save, Fab is over run with single men for free.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Let me take you to the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it's not like you need to queue... but what gets sold at this auction... just single guys...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sexy couples I’ll buy you for a dollar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be good fun at a organised group social, I'd volunteer to be auctioned off

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

You got to put some sizzle on the steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't give it away for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I’d end up paying for someone to have me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my chance of getting near any of the participants is to be the auctioneer

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Deal of the day

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I'd go for 7p at least

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I got involved in a sex auction a while ago on here . It ended up way to dear for my liking . It was good fun .

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Wouldn't mind bidding for Brandi and Jarod, but Dave Hestor it's a big Noooooope! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine £1 shop having a 75% off sale. Also a BOGOF offer on top . And you also get a free gift ....... That would be me in a auction

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

I was at a Naval club in Australia and the raffle prize was to spend the night with the stripper.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Joking apart for what we look for on these places, and put something back into society the concept is a good one , could be a lot of fun for folks to have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in as long as I’m allowed to choose who’s allowed to bid "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be good fun at a organised group social, I'd volunteer to be auctioned off "

I’d give a fiver for you to do my ironing

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

Haha okay I’ll rephrase that An say yeah I’m game for that. You gonna a bargain buy section I could be put in then lol. Can’t see big bucks being spent on me haha

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


"I was at a Naval club in Australia and the raffle prize was to spend the night with the stripper."

That’s obvious why, as everyone knows that she couldn’t GIVE a XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey I’d spend a fortune! "

I'm free, or very cheap

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Auction in a forum cover the counties provide visible proof of payment to thr preferd charity gets a couple of hours exotic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star buy- free pizza with every purchase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluid pricing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Star buy- free pizza with every purchase "

No pineapple though

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Nothing like a good garlic bread first

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I will put up a head-to toe sensual massage up for auction.

Toe-curling and spine-tingling pleasure guaranteed to the highest bidder.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Interesting with my back this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Star buy- free pizza with every purchase

No pineapple though "

Luck of the draw I’m affraid

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’ve emptied my purse out and wondering what I can get for £5.63

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I’ve emptied my purse out and wondering what I can get for £5.63 "

We’re that cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you take contactless

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"I’ve emptied my purse out and wondering what I can get for £5.63 "

Be pretty good for that kind of money

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I’ve emptied my purse out and wondering what I can get for £5.63

We’re that cheap "

I do love a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a good auction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve emptied my purse out and wondering what I can get for £5.63

We’re that cheap

I do love a bargain "

No bargains here..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I’ve emptied my purse out and wondering what I can get for £5.63

Be pretty good for that kind of money "

I wish now I’ve had tried for £6.50

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

It would end up like bullseye, some poor sod would spend their pennies on me then they'd get the OK' "let's see what you could've won"

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Participated in a charity auction in a club last year, raised a lot of money.

Was not actual sex people were offering but along the lines of a private dance, naked massage etc.

Has potential to raise help good causes. Go for it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I’ve emptied my purse out and wondering what I can get for £5.63

We’re that cheap

I do love a bargain

No bargains here.. "

You’re worth £20 of anyone’s money

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Come on guys think big dig deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys think big dig deep "

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid

You bid on Emma I'm bidding on her hubby

You can have me instead just for the angel cake. "
I bid a Victoria sponge for sex with Mindy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I must be worth a score of anyone s money

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be good fun at a organised group social, I'd volunteer to be auctioned off

I’d give a fiver for you to do my ironing"

I'd do it for free, nearly

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me? "

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner "

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll help

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll help "

Ladies love milk tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll help

Ladies love milk tray "

I can supply Milk Tray and chest hair!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll help

Ladies love milk tray

I can supply Milk Tray and chest hair! "

Now where did I put that tenner

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll

Ladies love milk tray

I can supply Milk Tray and chest hair!

Now where did I put that tenner "

I’m looking for the toothpicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some proper bargain hunters posting here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be the eBay equivalent of a 99p start, no reserve and still be relisted for weeks "

This did make me giggle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in as long as I’m allowed to choose who’s allowed to bid "

I want to bid for you as a treat for my partner. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't give it away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Smoke) would be game to be auctioned off - not sure I’d fetch much though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll

Ladies love milk tray

I can supply Milk Tray and chest hair!

Now where did I put that tenner

I’m looking for the toothpicks "

So it is £23.16p, my last Rolo, Milk Tray, my chest, a toothpick and Sandy gives a tenner?

Let me just nip to the sweet shop ...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I must be worth a score of anyone s money"
ok ..a fiver then

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll

Ladies love milk tray

I can supply Milk Tray and chest hair!

Now where did I put that tenner

I’m looking for the toothpicks

So it is £23.16p, my last Rolo, Milk Tray, my chest, a toothpick and Sandy gives a tenner?

Let me just nip to the sweet shop ..."

Seems the reserve has just been met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll

Ladies love milk tray

I can supply Milk Tray and chest hair!

Now where did I put that tenner

I’m looking for the toothpicks

So it is £23.16p, my last Rolo, Milk Tray, my chest, a toothpick and Sandy gives a tenner?

Let me just nip to the sweet shop ...

Seems the reserve has just been met "

*slams the hammer down* Sold!!

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I’d be the eBay equivalent of a 99p start, no reserve and still be relisted for weeks "

I'd be under the antiques section and still ne there next year

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll

Ladies love milk tray

I can supply Milk Tray and chest hair!

Now where did I put that tenner

I’m looking for the toothpicks

So it is £23.16p, my last Rolo, Milk Tray, my chest, a toothpick and Sandy gives a tenner?

Let me just nip to the sweet shop ...

Seems the reserve has just been met

*slams the hammer down* Sold!! "

Wooohoooo strokey chestville here we come

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I am a sex charity case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wooohooo strokey chestville here we come "

You are more than welcome to Strokey Chestville anytime.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Wooohooo strokey chestville here we come

You are more than welcome to Strokey Chestville anytime. "

Well thanks very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wooohooo strokey chestville here we come

You are more than welcome to Strokey Chestville anytime.

Well thanks very much "

Let’s be honest - I enjoy as much as you do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys think big dig deep

What will £23.16p and my last Rolo get me?

I can run my fingers through your chest hair for a tenner

Thrown in some milk tray I’ll

Ladies love milk tray

I can supply Milk Tray and chest hair!

Now where did I put that tenner

I’m looking for the toothpicks

So it is £23.16p, my last Rolo, Milk Tray, my chest, a toothpick and Sandy gives a tenner?

Let me just nip to the sweet shop ...

Seems the reserve has just been met

*slams the hammer down* Sold!! "

Gutted. Just turned up with £11.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid

You bid on Emma I'm bidding on her hubby

I would put the bloody money in the tin myself to get you Mrs sexy 555. I stinking wish, lol "

It's a shame we live so far apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gutted. Just turned up with £11. "

... and the next item on the auction is Rolo’s, Milk Tray, chest rubs and toothpicks

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Has there ever been any charity sex auctions, now that could be fun.

Who would volunteer to be part of the auction?

Don't think I'm going to offend anyone with this post and if I do, very sorry."

Do you accept pesetas from Spain and lira from Italy ?

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"Oh blimey I’d spend a fortune! "

Bag of Maltesers a trifle and £7.62 for a date?

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Sorry to hear that we stuck it through till the bidder end

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid

You bid on Emma I'm bidding on her hubby

I would put the bloody money in the tin myself to get you Mrs sexy 555. I stinking wish, lol

It's a shame we live so far apart "

All the euros left over from my last trip abroad to a charity of your choice plus any loose change you can find in my car for letting me wine and dine you in one of Llanellis finest premier inns when I next stay over

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I love charities. Can we do it for UNSEEN (the anti human trafficking charity).

I'd be interested as a buyer possibly but only if Click & Collect was an option. It's hard to stay in for the postie/courier and I'd find it difficult to find a woman that will go through the letter box.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

I'd put my ass up for sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need to save up couple of profiles in this post i would bid on

ha ha

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I think I would have to pay someone to bid for me

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

Don't put yourself down!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I must be worth a score of anyone s moneyok ..a fiver then"
look...£2.50 and I will iron something as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey I’d spend a fortune!

Bag of Maltesers a trifle and £7.62 for a date?"

Ewwww I don’t like trifle sorry

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

You could get something for nodding here

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By *anger mouse and Emma OP   Couple
over a year ago

Honiton


"We will start the bidding then. £2.75 and a Victoria sponge for sex with Emma!

I'll give Emma £2.75 and an angel cake so I can have you

oi !! Excuse me but you've been outbid

You bid on Emma I'm bidding on her hubby

I would put the bloody money in the tin myself to get you Mrs sexy 555. I stinking wish, lol

It's a shame we live so far apart "

I would buy you a first class train ticket if I could just hold your hand,let alone anything else as well the tin money. think I'm in love.

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Has there ever been any charity sex auctions, now that could be fun.

Who would volunteer to be part of the auction?

Don't think I'm going to offend anyone with this post and if I do, very sorry."

There was a post about this a year ago! X

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By *eachy123Woman
over a year ago

Rochdale/Manchester/Blackpool and were ever the mood takes me

Sounds fun x

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!


"Has there ever been any charity sex auctions, now that could be fun.

Who would volunteer to be part of the auction?

Don't think I'm going to offend anyone with this post and if I do, very sorry.

There was a post about this a year ago! X "

If it's the post I'm thinking of them it was my post!!

The outcome was the sex slaves to be actioned off would be spread out in the main room if the club, naked, blind folded, cuffed and ready to be inspected with Thier questionnaire Infront of them and a quick summary of dosnand donts, fetishes, would like to try ect, bi, curious, oral ect. Can be bid on by men woman couples CD Ts ect!

It was really popular at a time but I don't think anyone done it! I'd live this to happen and would happy be the auctioneer, or a sex slave to be bid on! Anyone interested in taking this up??

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By *erynaughtyMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Has there ever been any charity sex auctions, now that could be fun.

Who would volunteer to be part of the auction?

Don't think I'm going to offend anyone with this post and if I do, very sorry."

Fantastic thread...bidding for me might not fetch a lot though x

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

I ,Fiona ,would love to be in an auction!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

I'm convinced my cock would fetch a high price.

It's never been used!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has there ever been any charity sex auctions, now that could be fun.

Who would volunteer to be part of the auction?

Don't think I'm going to offend anyone with this post and if I do, very sorry."

I'd offer my services why not. Think the money raised should go to a charity.... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh blimey I’d spend a fortune!

Bag of Maltesers a trifle and £7.62 for a date?

Ewwww I don’t like trifle sorry "

Gosh I'd take my visa card... Not for food tho... xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auction me off. eBay style starting bid 99p

Collection only

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

I’m all game for this. Where do we sign up to be auctioned who’s got the questionaires to fill in. I’m sure a club would love to arrange something like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (Smoke) would be game to be auctioned off - not sure I’d fetch much though "

I beg to differ Smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, chairty auction all in the good cause of raising funds for men with erectile disfunction.

Coming to a town near you..

Fucking. Cause they can't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 1997 clipper card from Greater Manchester Buses, got to be 3 euros and a Bulgarian note in my suitcase add to that so Mr Kiplings French Fancies if you fancy it Emma

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Mrs here find being auctioned to highest bidder a turn on to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a turn on to watch / take part in live sex auction

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Not sure if we’d go for much but hey we do like helping charity so who are we to say no....

xx

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

I can offer half a box of bathroom tiles a tub of adhesive & some spacers

Delivery @£5.99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if we’d go for much but hey we do like helping charity so who are we to say no....

xx"
is there a reserve price ??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think I would get more for my pink Floyd towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put myself up, for a good cause of course. Just hope I know what I'm letting myself in for ??

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Sounds fun x"

U have the place, you up for organising a charity event?

Seems to be a lot of interest and if need the help to sort out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idea sounds fun but would need rules and some serious planning I would imagine , fun idea though xx

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I’m tempted to throw vick out to the highest bidder

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

First slave to auction themselves off is..,.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Look ...10 p ... that's all

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Look ...10 p ... that's all"

You be needing change then

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

I'll bed a tenner for kinky?

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"I'll bed a tenner for kinky?"

Starting to go the right way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way my finances are I couldn't give 1p. But I can bake cake

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

I’m knelt In the corner waiting patiently cuffed up an blindfolded awaiting my mistress an master

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"I’m knelt In the corner waiting patiently cuffed up an blindfolded awaiting my mistress an master "

Haha kinky

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By *ohnnw1Man
over a year ago

Bolton

If it was for charity, I'd give myself a tenner to give myself a nice hand job - I'm dead good at them, lots of practice, well worth a tenner

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"If it was for charity, I'd give myself a tenner to give myself a nice hand job - I'm dead good at them, lots of practice, well worth a tenner"

Fill your boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

Expecting bids in Monopoly money though

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"I'm in.

Expecting bids in Monopoly money though "

Euro trash

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

Well wha can I say I love a bit of filth an kink . Loving those pics of yours too

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"Well wha can I say I love a bit of filth an kink . Loving those pics of yours too "

So kind thank you

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm free....end of thread

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